I'm an obsessed fanficer XD(what a great word)
I really havn't got much of a life and i'm proud of it and that is the reason why this profile is full of absolute crap.

I've started writing some 60-80 fanfictions but haven't got the courage to post them. If i get any support off people i'll consider posting some of them.

A bit about me now

Name: Rosie

Age: 15

Sex: Female

Hair: Dark Brown, Middle Length, Boring.

Eyes: Greenish

Piercings: None. Can't be bothered

Tatoos: Nope, to much of a whimp

Vehicle: If only.

Where In The World: United Kingom

Narrow It Down: Wales

Where Am I Now: Sitting by my computer in my bedroom

Time: 12:38 am

Date: 24.08.2009

Wearing: Never to old to Rock... Pyjamas.

Doing: Writing This and listening to John Barrowman

Star Sign: Pisces

Afraid of: (Puts on Serious face) Spiders Aghh and Sharp objects.

Likes Too: Read, Write, lsiten to music, hang out with people i like.

Music: Rock, Metal, Emo, Punk, Indie, Pop Punk, You get the idea

Bands/Singers: My Chemical Romance, Funeral For a Friend, Lostprophets, Bullet For My Valentine, Fall Out Boy, Paramore, Avenged Sevenfold, 30 Seconds To Mars, Madina Lake, Bowling For Soup, McFly, HIM, Atreyu, Steriophonics, Manic Street Preachers, Blink 182, AFI, Nickelback, Good Charlotte, The Used, Guns N Roses, The Jam, Nin Inch Nails, Farewell, Seether, Avril Lavigne, Inme, Incubus, Blur, Queen, U2, Bon Jovi, Radiohead, Eminem, John Barrowman, Michael Buble. I won’t carry on or I’ll be making a fool of myself.

Colour: Red, Black, Blue, White.

Animal: Dog, Monkey, Hamster

Author: JK Rowling, Stephanie Meyer, Anthony Horowitz, Dan Brown.

Movies: Harry Potter, Twilight, anything with Kiefer Sutherland, Comedy, Cartoons etc

TV Shows: 24, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Waterloo Road, Holby City, Bones, DinnerLadies, Two and a Half Men.

TV Channel: BBC1, Watch, Sky 1, Living, Kerrang, Scuzz.

Comedians: Russel Howard, Michael Mcintyre, Jack Dee, Dara o Brien, Jo Brand, Rhod Gilbert, Lee Evans, Al Murray, Joan Rivers. Mostly anybody who's been on Mock the Week.

Drink: Relentless, Lemonade, Lemon and Lime Water.

Food: Chocolate, Cooked Dinner.

Candy: Anything with Sugar.

List twelve of the characters from Twilight, in no particular order.

1)Edward

2)Jasper

3)Carlisle

4)Alice

5)Jacob

6)Bella

7)Esme

8)Rosalie

9)Billy

10)Charlie

11)Mike

12)Emmet

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No. Yes because i like Mike & Bella as a couple even if they dont go together

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

For a girl she's really nice

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

It wouldn't matter at all. No one would care.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

A little i guess, but i don't like them as a couple.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/Ten because otherwise it's HIS father and that's even worse.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Run out embaressed and get worried.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Carlisle and Charlie have a deep coversation about their children.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Of course another wrong one though :(

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Looking after the child.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Naughty, Sexy, Bitch by someone not sure who.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: May contain sexual refrances.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A couple of days ago.

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Ecplise

How long did it take you to read the books?

3 days or maybe 4 ???

Who introduced you to the books?

My best friends

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Buy them

Favorites

Who is your favorite character?

Jasper or Alice

Who's your favorite vampire?

Alice or Jasper

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Jacob duh

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"This hostage stuff is kind of fun" Alice, Eclipse.

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

When he was trying to convice her that she was awake.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When she punches him and hurts her hand.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When they visit Italy to save Edward,

Which book cover was your favorite?

Breaking Dawn

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

In my top 5 deffo

This or That?

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

Twlight Movie

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward

Who do you like more

Bella or Edward?

Edward obv

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob!!

Bella or Alice?

Alice, cause she's fun size.

Alice or Jacob?

Alice of course.

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice!

Jasper or Alice?

Both brilliant.

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper he's soo loevely.

Carlisle or Esme?

I love them both they're so awesome.

Emmett or Jasper?

Gotta be Jasper even though Emmett is like totaly awsome.

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmet because!!

Bella or Rosalie?

Sorry Rose, gotta be Bella. But then again Rose is a hell of a Biatch

Esme or Charlie?

Esme because everyone wants her to be their mother.

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle because come on. Sexy Doctor!!

Charlie or Billy?

Billy cause he's the bomb

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob!

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

James.

Werewolves or Vampires?

Vampires.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"It's because of an algoritham" WTF :S

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My minitaure Black Dalek figure

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Ashes, (thats cricket by the way)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

12:45

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

01:06 Shit !!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The Bangles - Video killed the radio star

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

This morning. To go up my nans for sunday lunch.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Looking at random fanfics

9. What are you wearing?

Pyjamas with nice little pockets

10 Did you dream last night?

no strangely enough

11. When did you last laugh?

When my mother said something ridculous as usual.

12. Seen anything weird lately?

Apart from my insane family no. (LOL. Love em really)

13. whats the last film you saw?

17 Again

14. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Anything i could get.

15. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I have a room full of fluffy toys. Mostly Dogs.

16. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Zoe...or maybe Lisa, not sure

17 Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Jamie.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

This is true!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile .

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you're a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

IF YOU'RE CLUMSY AND YOU'RE PROUD!, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with TWILIGHT fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have seen the Twilight movie more than 5 times, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers have participated in underage drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride

If you're addicted to the Twilight series, and can't go a week without getting a fix, copy and paste.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

-If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile (I got my friends addicted 2!)

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you think Stephenie Meyer should continue Midnight Sun, copy this to your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you measure the distance between destinations in hours, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.

If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Orlando Bloom is cute, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but since Carlisle is cute, no more fruit!

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

if you think that Alice could stop the credit crunch copy and paste this onto your profile!!

if you'd vote for Jasper as president of USA copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you'd vote for Carlisle as Prime Minster copy and paste this onto your profile!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile

If you cried when Fred Weasley died copy and paste this onto your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT. Obsessed.with.writing, -TeAm EdWaRd32- 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, xshoppingshortiex, kiefercarlos,

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL:7

I should've been a boy. Seriously. That's not right :D

╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you have it too.

Oh so cute! Bunny!

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and
come join the dark side, we've got cookies.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! Help me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Ha I thought this looked fun:

Pop quiz time!

RULES:

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?

Confession part 3 by weird al yankovich. (O great he's cheating on me then)

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?

What about now by Chris Daughtry (Ok. I guess)

3. Your teacher is...

The Fourth Triwizard Champion by Harry and The Potters. (Rofl. Bloody brilliant.)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

I'd come for you. (That sounds slightly threatening. Should i be frightened)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?

Dead Memories by Slipknot. (That's just scary)

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?

Talk to me, Dance with me by Hot Hot Heat. (SOunds like my friends. Completely off the point. lol)

7. How do you feel right now?

My Life would suck wihtout you by Kelly Clarkson. (WTF. Random)

8.What's on your bedside table right now?

99 Red Balloons by AFI. (I havn't even got a bedside table. LMAO)

9.What did you do when you woke up this morning?

All i need is you by The Click Five. (Ummm...yeah)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...

The Money Song by Avenue Q. (I have nothing to say)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Slow Down by The Academy is. (That's not true. I said let's do that again)

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?

I didn't steal your boyfriend by Ashlee Simpson (I might start a Fic with that)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?

Under the Sea from Disney's little mermaid. (Rofl. Rofl. Rofl.)

14. Your life's theme song?

The importance of being idle by Oasis (That is very close)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

Time Bomb by Faber Drive (I am getting tired i guess)

16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?

Do the Hippogriff by the Weird Sister. (Seriously what sort of stuff is this)

17. Your motto is..

Straeon y cymdogion by Mim Twm Llai. (It's welsh and means neighbours tales.. :S)

18. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy...

Crazy by Alanis Morrisette (I don't need to buy it)

19. What did you dream about tonight?

Be Mine by Robyn (I'm getting confused)

20. Any last words?

Gotta be somebody by Nickelback (Great. How nice)

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1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

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THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point your Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip! Rather Than Walk.

10. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not "In The Mood."

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Whenever someone you don't particularly like, or even if you do, touches you, recoil and look at them disgustedly while screeching at the top of your lungs: "It Burns us! It Burns us!"

If you could read that put it in your profile

1) How does the world see you?

Smashed to pieces by Silverstein. Ok that sounds reasonable.

2) Will you have a happy life?

Broken Man by Boys Like Girls. Very interesting.

3) What do people really thing of you?

See you again by Miley Cyrus. That explains it...i think.

4) Do people secretly lust after you?

Autumn Effect By Ten Years. Ummmmm.

5) How can you make others happy?

I Want Candy By Aaron Carter. So true.

6) What should you do with your life?

This is Halloween By Marilyn Manson. Wow, I'm shocked.

7) Will you ever have children?

Dirty Little Secrets By The All American Rejects. I hope that means a yes.

8) What is some good advice for you?

Enjoy Your Day By Alkaline Trio. I shall listen to the advice.

9) How can you make yourself happy?

Back to school By Harry and The Potters. I hate school.

10) What do you think your current theme song is?

Burnin' Up By The Jonas Brothers. Well if that's what it is.

11) What does everyone else think your current theme song is?

Wait and Bleed By Slipknot. Do they think i'm suicidal or what.

12) What song will they play at your funeral?

Let it All Out By Reliant K. I'm not gonna comment.

13) What type of men/women do you like?

Keep By Distorted Dreams. That's true i guess.

14) What is your day going to be like?

Disenchanted By My Chemical Romance. Ok...Interesting.

15) Why are you here?

I Always Get What I Want By Avril Lavigne. I think I'll keep my mouth shut.

16) What will people remember you for?

I am the only one By Chesney Hawks. Very true, I am quite unique.

17) What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?

To The End By My Chemical Romance. Yay I love this song.

18) Why are there people waiting outside to take you away?

Bossy By Kellis. I hope not.

19) What will this year be all about?

Mistress Mabel By The Fratellis. Random but ok.

20) If you reached the top of mount everest you would scream:

Dangerous Game By 3 Doors Down. That makes sense.

21) The next time you stand up infront of a group of people you will say:

Rio By Duran Duran. I do know someone called Rio.

22) Your message to the world:

Half Alive By Secondhand Serenade. Sounds good.

23) Your deepest secret:

Here I Stand By Madina Lake. :S

24) Your innermost desire:

Every Morning By Sugar Ray. I'll keep my mouth shut by here.

25) Your oldest memory makes you think:

Knife Blood Knightmare By Aiden. I did have a dream like that when i was a kid.

26) Somewhere in your wedding vows you'll include:

One of a Kind By Breaking Benjamin. I guess so.

27) When you wake up in the morning you mutter:

Bet you look good on the dancefloor By Arctic Monkeys. Lol, funny.

28) Right now your feelings are:

Alright By The Subways. Yay a tidy one.

29) The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Start it Up By Farewell. Umm Ok.

30) You scream during kissing:

I Think I'm in Love By The Subways. Probably could.

31) You'd describe your best friend as:

Naked In The City Again By Hot Hot Heat. Sounds like some of my mates.

32) Your friends describe you as:

Im bouncing off the walls again By Sugarcult. Yeah that's me.

33) In an elevator you are most likely to yell:

The Real Slim Shady By Eminem. I must be bored in the elevator.

34) Your philosophy in life is:

Bing Bang By Lazy Town. Omg WTF this is totally bonkers.