Hoot.

Name:
Shayla Dayne Kowalchuk the 1st. I was named after a stripper, actually, and my first name means 'Fairy Palace' in Irish. Other then that, not much to my name.

I also go by:
Teh little stalker (My first antics on DA had to do with following everyone around), Shayra (Changed the 'L' to an 'R'),Shayra Rink (A clan member of a group of Legend of Zelda fans), Kishaz (My first username ever originated from Jumpstart preschool- There was a Koala named Kisha whom I adored, but since I couldn't have my username as Kisha, I just put a 'Z' at the end)Shay-wah (Wo-wah's nickname for me)and Phish Phace (Don't even ask. xD), Shroxas (Please don't shoot me, it's my friends' fault, not mine xD) Roxas (...WHAT? ME, OBSESSED? WHAT EVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA? GWARD.)

I don't recommend you calling me:
Shaila (pronounced 'Shy-lah', it's actually pronounced 'Shay-lah'), She-Man (another one you shouldn't ask about xD)and Sheera (I don't know where this one came from, that's why I hate it.)

I live in:
Canada. IN MAH IGLOO WITH MAH BEEVUR AND MAH MUUS. AND WE MAKE FUR HATZ ALL DAY AND DRINK MAPL SURUP BI TEHR GALON.

I am:
fourteen years old. 8D

My interests in manga are:
DNAngel, Negima, Deathnote to an extent, A little bit of loveless, Ouran High School Host club, Negima, Vampire Knight.

My interests in video games are:
Nintendo, Legend of Zelda (First series, my favorite game was Wind Waker) Kingdom Hearts (biggest series fling I've ever had, and I still love it) and a little bit of Final Fantasy.

My outdoor interests include:
Swimming, snowboarding, just walking, biking, playing with my dog, climbing trees, walking through forests (if I ever find any anymore --;) and hanging out at parks to draw and swing and stuff.

The sports I like are:
Swimming, Soccer, snowboarding, badminton, basketball, and... I think that's it.

My main focuses in life are:
Singing, writing, drawing, painting, and dancing. Oh, oh, and sciences and phsycology. But mostly writing.

My current, and possibly pernament obbsession is:
Kingdom Hearts. (It's the most intriguing thing I've seen since sliced bread.)

Things that I'm not too fond of are:
Homophobes, preppy people, mangas that are nothing but continuous fight scenes, omlettes that contain fake cheese, a certain pair of CATS that rampage my house, Furries, furbies to an extent, creaky chairs, and people who pair up themselves/their oc that relates/is themselves with a character in a desprate attempt to say, 'Hey, -insert favorate character's name here- belongs to me, because I'm dating him! See, look at this picture! Look in this fanfic that totally revolves around our love life! Bla bla bla! Newsflash, girlie! You don't own the company that owns that character, so he is NOT yours. Got it? Actually, there's a lot of things I'm not too fond of. I'm also not one who will tolerate a heavy use of (l-l475P33K (I mean, L337 is cool and all, but when you use it to talk, that's when it gets out of hand.), and this includes a lot of spelling errors, specifically the misconception of your and you're. May I remind to anyone who reads this and is confused with the two that 'your' is possesive, much like 'my' is. You're, however, is the contraction of 'You' and 'Are'. If you ever get confused, just put in 'you are' and see if it works with the sentence. If it doesn't, then use 'your'.
Me? Grammar Nazi? Naw.

TEHR BEST MOOSIC MANZ IN TEHR WORLDZ
Frou Frou
A-ha
Utada Hikaru
All-Americian Rejects
Marilyn Manson
Imogen Heap
Weird Al
Bass Hunter
Three doors down
FreezePop
Hellogoodbye
Ok-Go
Switchfoot
Blink-182
Beatles
Blue October
The Ark
BoA
Micheal Jackson
Cobra Starship (S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-A... Uh... WHAT!)
Lemon Demon
Coldplay
Tokio Hotel
Counting Crows
Paramore
YOUR MOM
Aerosmith
AFI
Tagen & Sarah
NSYNC (FUCK I LOVE NSYNC. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.)

Favorite pairings:

Kingdom hearts:
AxelxRoxas (OH COME ON, WHO DOESN'T. Actually, don't answer that. The point is that they're too ghey to not be ghey. Mispelling intentional.)
RikuSora (Though I myself like to see Sora top more often, poor guy needs more seme room)
SoKai (This pairing doesn't have enough love D:)
XigDem (Eh, what can I say, I like the almost-pedo relationships!)
XaLux (Does sound a little weird, but it's okay)
ZexiLexi (I really don't know the pet name for this one, but it's cute anyway)
CloudxLeon (Didn't get it at first, but I'm really starting to like it. A lot.)
LeonxRiku (Sounds weird, but it's awesome 8D)
RikuRoku (TEHR SMEX.)
SoRoxas (Don't even look at me like that.)
411 (Vexen needs more topping time D8)
AkuDemy (STEAM! 8D)
Zemyx (The large amount of "Zexion is an emo boy and Demyx comes in and makes it all SPARKLY" fanfictions out there for this pairing makes it difficult to like, but it's really starting to rub onto me again. )

DNAngel
DaisukexRiku (Duh. They're so awkward around each other 8D)
DarkxDaisuke (It's not incest, it's masturbation!)
SatoshixDaisuke (Need I say more?)

Legend of Zelda
Zelink (always have been, always will be)
DarkxLink (Kinky.)

Four Sword + Manga
BluexRed (Your classic Seme/Uke relationship)
VioxShadow (The manga just SCREAMS it.)
GreenxZelda (It's canon, and I love it.)

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
WrightxEdgeworth (Very small liking, but it's there :3)

Pairings that I don't exactly like

Kingdom hearts:
RokuNami (OHMYGOD YOU CAN GO BURN IN HELL. Seriously, they meet for like, what, three days? I don't care if their Others knew each other long beforehand, they, as nobodies, DID NOT.)
RikuxKairi (No. I don't have anything against it, it just.. doesn't work, you know?)
Axelarx (The keyword here is "cringe". ._.)

DNAngel
DarkxRisa (Your typical puppylove pairing. Cringable puppy love.)
DarkxSatoshi (I don't know why, it just bugs me.)

Legend of Zelda
MidnaxLink (I don't know why either, she just doesn't seem like the 'hero' type.)

Keep in mind that if you like a pairing that I don't, that's fine with me. I'm not going to hate you for liking it, and I won't try to press my opinion on you, as long as you abide the same terms I do.

One more thing, I LOVE writing drabbles/oneshots. Give me a pairing/character (whether I like it or not, I don't care), and either
a: a situation
b: a word/theme
c: a song

And I'll incorperate it into the fanfiction. Using option C will NOT make it a songfic unless you want me to write them, but I'll just say this: Songfics are the worst thing I've seen in writing since the -insert magical creature here- don't -insert action- Series. You know it right? The "Gremlins don't teach Gym class". Those ones. But no, I won't write you a songfic. You can make-do angst on your own.