From the formless void's gaping maw, there springs an entity. Not an entity such as any you can conceive of, nor I; an entity more primordial than the elements themselves, yet constantly coming into existence even as it is destroyed. It is the Child of Chaos, the Pathway to the Next.
The darkness shall swallow the land, and in its wake there will follow a storm, as the appetite of nothing expands over the world.
From the formless void's gaping maw, there springs an entity.
Dr. Damella Macaper
The Seven Events of the Apocalypse

I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End.

Habeo fundibalum. Si non das mihi omnia pecuniis tui, magnum saxum coniciam apud te.

Gender: Male
Location: Reno, NV
Sexiness: Incrediblah Sexah.
Nationality: Australian, and proud of it.

Favourtie Music: Metallica, Deep Purple, The Cure, Pink Floyd, Priestess, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, Dragonforce, Rage Against The Machine, Kansas, Pearl Jam, Wolfmother, The White Stripes
Favourite TV Shows (excluding Anime): South Park, Blackadder, Whose Line is it anyway, Mythbusters, etc.
Favourite Movies: Team America: World Police, Casablanca, and several somethings that I can't think of at the moment.
Favourite Foods: Anything that tastes nice.
Favourite Anime(s): Naruto, Bleach. (I've been meaning to diversify for a while but I'm too damn busy and too damn lazy.)
Favourite Video Games: Sins of a Solar Empire, EVE Online, Call of Duty 4, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect, Evil Genius, TBMFE 2, Company of Heroes, Oblivion, Anything by Valve, and many other games that I am too lazy to name.
Things on T3h Intertubes that kick arse- Zero Punctuation, Penny Arcade, The Leet World, Red vs. Blue, The Virgin Worlds Podcast Collective, (Brent FTW!) and Warp Drive Active.

Likes: Everything above, and well written fanfics with character depth, good plotlines, plenty of action, and lots of lemmins. Specifically, yuri and het lemons. Also, I like cool people, cool places, and my bwoodiful compooda. And my XBox.
Dislikes: yaoi, (I find it icky.), poorly-written, stupid fanfics, stupid people, stupid places, stupid things, homework, etc.

Stories: Haven't written anything yet, and probably won't for a while, due to a general laziness. The only reason I got a damn account was because a friend bugged me to.