Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

My mind works like lightning... one flash, and then its gone.

People who say anything is possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

What? Why am I being sent to jail for shooting people? I thought it was tourist season!

"I suppose he could have changed," Neal said dryly. "I myself have noticed my growing resemblance to a daffodil." The other pages snorted.

Kel eyed her friend.

"You do look yellow around the edges," she told him, her face quite serious. "I hadn't wanted to bring it up."

"We daffodils like to have things brought up," Neal said, slinging an arm around her shoulders. "It reminds us of spring."

"Does dung remind you of spring, too, Princess Flower?" Cleon demanded. --Page, pg. 173