Lynette's Pathetic Ranting

Name:Lynette
Age:I think I am a teen
Birthday: January 1st.
Gender:Girl
Race: Native Angel
Sexuality: A-sexual
Best friend:Miranda(She will be helping me with all of the stories, Marissa Kay, Carmello Lee, and Leslie Lewis
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:Black(I have my real color back!!)
Favorite Color: Green, no blue, no Orange, no purple? I don't know!

Favorite Shows:Prince of tennis, Naruto, Gravitation, Fruits basket, Full Metal Panic!, Full Metal Panic!Fumoffu, Full Metal Panic! The Second Raid, DBZ, DB, DBZGT, Salior moon, Inuyasha, Kyo Kara Maoh!, DEATH
NOTE, and there's alot more I just can't remember them. LOL

"When life gives you lemon, make grape juice...then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." Or in other words take the author many times over. You might even get a little inspiration from it. ;)

I LOVE YAOI!! supa kawaii!!

Name:Miranda
Age:Don't know, Don't care
Birthday: July 29th.
Gender:Girl
Race: White
Sexuality: Bisexual
Best friend:Lynette
Eye Color:Green
Hair Color:Blonde! (Yea!! Lynette let me dye my hair back!)
Favorite Color: Green

Favorite Shows:Same as Lynette

"Just when you realize life's a bitch, it has puppies."

"Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?"

Warning: Kunairu is ours! If you want to use her for any fics then contact us. We may or may not say yes but we want to know. Anyways, just please contact us if you do want to use her. Okie? Thank you for all of your coroperation! We love you all!

Another Warning: Kitaru is Miranda's, ask her for permission, Kay!

Alright thisis the websites that 'kytesama' is registered at.

Kitaru- one of Miranda's charaters. He is in ALOT of our Fanfics.

If you want to see a picture of Kitaru's Outfit 4 Naruto. go here-

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa191/Kytesama/snot.jpg

http://kytesama.livejournal.com/

That's Lynette's LJ. she normally writes on it when she feels like it.

www.tokyopop.com/kytesama

We also havea myspace that's registered under Lynette:

http://myspace.com/kytesama

Oh and a IMVU! Just chat with us anytime you want to.

kytesama818

Naruto: SasuNaru, ItaDei, ItaKisa, SasoDei, KakaIru, InoSaku(Minor/Soft), NejiGaa, GaaNeji, ShikaKiba, ShinoCho, ShikaCho, KibaHina, ShinoKiba, ItaGaa, LeeSaku, ItaSai

Bleach: IchigoOoriyu, ChadOtahime

Harry Potter: DracoHarry, BillCharlie, FredGeorge, RonPercy, RonHermione, LucSer(This is because I can't spell.), SiriusLupin, JamesSirius(Very rarely)

Kingdom Hearts: RikuSora, AxelRoxes, ZexDem, LeonCloud,

Full Metal Achemist: RoyEd, MustangHavoc, EnvyEd, RusselEd

Inuyasha: InuKago SessInu, KogaInu InuKoga MiroSongo, KohaRin

Samurai Deeper Kyo: KyoKyoshiro, YukimoraSasuke (So I like shota...)

Code Geass: Lelouch Of the Rebellion: LelouchSuzuka

Death Note: LxLight, Light xL (Alright they are seriously sexy and really really hot together. Plus BIG PLUS they are both really intelligent. Can't you tell they are flirting the whole time? Just kidding, I thought so. Besides, L HANDCUFFED hiself to Light. There's gotta be something there. You don't handcuff yourself t someone you don't like, EVEN if you think they are a mass murderer.)

Neon Genisis Evalagelion: KaworuShinji

UNFINISHED!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

"No man is worth your child" FROM Kitty's mom.

"When the angels cried, mommy died." FROM Aniki's Favorite Fanfic- THAT WAS MADE BY ME!

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't." T-shirt slogan.

"Mother: Is your father dead yet?

Me (Lynette): Nope just in the hospital.

Brother: Mommy, the good die young...

Me: Daddy's immortal." -That was today (My parents are divorced.)

Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better." -Uknown

"Marissa Kay Codwell does not wear plain white underwear!!" -Marissa

"I was born intelligant but education ruined me, but don't worry! Yaoi made me a good as new."

"You got any of them taquitos?"- Gir

Favorite Pick up line- "Baby, I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get."

"You know, if you don't get enough fangirl time then you go insaine and try to kill carmello, and for the sake of all of car's fangirls, I have to leave you alone and let you fangirl." - Marissa to me.

Me: You know Eggshell is not a real color!
Marissa: And Frozen yogurt is not ICE CREAM!!
Me: ?? ummm...OK
Marissa: No really the shit blizzards you get from Sonic's...
Me: Yea the ones you get like half way through and then you realise it is nasty!
Marissa : yea those... that is frozen yogert..
Me: yea and let me guess Ben And Jerrys is real ice cream.
Marissa: Yes yes it is." Happened today= 9-1-08

"Rap is not music. Rap is complaining." -Mrs.Codwell

"Marissa: I'm not allowed to put my hair like Deidara anymore.
Lynn: Why?
Marissa: Because my mom said I got too cocky.
Lynn: Huh?
Marissa: I was walking down the street singing "Dude looks like a lady" and scared the neighbors."

Marissa Kay codwell wants her sister's kidney.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get hit by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Harry Potter copy this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever run up the 'down' escalator or vice versa, copy and paste this into our profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninty-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with fitting in and being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into you profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crayzy Billie Joel Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, arnoldtehefemalepurplepygmypuff, BUBBLES93, Fred kissed George, Kyte-sama

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the eight percent laughing your arse off.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you support Sirius/Remus 100, copy this into your profile!

If you think Snape is GOOD, copy this into your profile.

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

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If you love cats more than humans, and at times, more than your family, copy this into your profile.

If your worst subject in school is English, AND YOU SPEAK IT (Plus take a spanish class,) Copy and and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

-Lady Sakuya (Samurai Deeper Kyo)
-KAIRI (Kingdom Hearts)
-Saizo (Samurai Deeper Kyo)
-SAKURA (Naruto)
-Miss Yuya (Samurai Deeper Kyo)
-Narcissa (Harry Potter)
-My brother.

There's a lot more 'cept, I can't think right now.

CHARACTERS I JUST WANT TO TIE UP AND LOCK IN MY CLOSET FOR EVER AND EVER!!

-Medcine man Kyo (So Kaweii)
- T-I- Double grr-er (And What's that spell? TIGGER TIGGER!! My tiger you no have! MINE MINE!!)
- Sasuke from Samurai Deeper Kyo. (He's like so molestible!)
-Shuichi Shindou (He's so Cute! and Chibi like!!)
-Eiri Yuki (He's smexy)
-Sasuke Uchiha From Naruto (Diddo, But lock in closet WITH Naruto.)
-Naruto Uzumaki (Only with Sasuke, Seme)
-Shikamaru (Intelligence is VERY hot.)
-Gaara Sabaku (Love him.)
-Neji Hyuuga (He's cool)
-Hinata Hyuuga(/She's Awesome!!)
-Tsunade(Diddo)

"Miran:(This was accually how we first met.) There are fourty two points on the human body that result in death... I will show you 41! The 42th I'd have to use on you...

Nette: What the fuck are you talking about...? I just came here to borrow some sugar!!"

Talk to the wrist cause the fist is pissed.

Talk to the left because you ain' t right.

"Stewie: How dare you sulley my good name with your slanderous filth!"

"Stewie: By the was you call those cheap implants boobs? They're not boobs, they're lies!!"

Miran's corner: I don't know why but everytime I watch Hannah Montana I think "Wow, Oliver and Jackson make a great couple!"