Update: Well,I was asked to bring back "This is Not an Addiction" as a sequel to "Cycles," so once more "Cycles" has become a twoshot. Yes, the second chapter isn't as good, but it does add a nice balance from both point of views. Thanks for the feedback, Coco-Minu. Also... I lied about Chapter 4 of "VAMP." I have no idea when it's going to go up XD see poll above

Note: For those of you who haven't noticed, I update REALLY slowly! This is because I'm busy, and have a life outside of fanfic (no, I don't) Please try to be patient with me, and expect my updates to be at least a couple weeks :) Thanks

Hey all my ninja clan, ninja clan, where we stand? 'Sup fools, this is Labbess, the one and only. Being particularly unoriginal at the moment I'm gonna assume you came here to take a gander for yourself at the madness that is I and try to unravel a bit of the mystery. Cool. So like I said before, I'm Labbess (you can also call me Your Majesty if you so choose). I'm a Scorpio/Ram (age is irrelevant 'cause we all die sooner or later) and I don't know by bloodtype but I wish I did! My favorite bands right now are: SR-71, Switchfoot, FM Static, and the occasional tunes from commercials. Currently I'm diving into the literary work of Sarah Dessen. Newspaper comic-wise my top three favorites are: The Boondocks, Pearls Before Swine, and Get Fuzzy.

My favorite anime/manga/stuff I bother reading fanfiction of right now are:
Naruto, Sailor Moon, Dragon Knights, Pita-Ten, DiGi Charat, Fruits Basket, Cardcaptor Sakura, Samurai Champloo, Furi Kuri, Teen Titans, LOST, and anything I missed wasn't worth mentioning anyways.

Shipped Pairings
Yeah, okay, admit it, this is why you really came to look at my profile––– to see what I shipped. So I think I'll be generic and break it down by anime (wait, generic or efficient? Ha) Basically, no yaoi, yuri, incest (wait, what's Fruits Basket? XD) or NaruHina (which is blasphemy). =D

Naruto
KIBAHINA!!: I refuse to write NaruHina unless it is love triangle because I don't believe in it. If you really want to debate the matter shoot me a line but you won't change my mind. They are just the ultimate in sweetness, and I think they will get married and have beautiful hybrid kekkai genkai children. XD The end? Plus they're on Team 8 with Shino, who owns everyone, so they pretty much make the rest of the team rock.

ShikaTem: I can understand where the ShikaIno people are coming from, but the dynamic works so much better with Temari. Plus, she rocks... Not that... Ino... doesn't... -glances at Ramen-

InoxAnyone: Well, okay, most anyone. As long as Naruto doesn't end up with Hinata, it's all good _ Except Yuri.

NaruInoSasu: My favorite threesome (and yeah, I mean it in a non-Yaoi way) Ino would be so much better on Team 7... -sigh- A girl can dream...

NejiInoSasu: Pretty people belong with pretty people=3 And yes, also non-yaoi. Can you tell I have an Ino obsession?

Furuba
Kyogura: Oh, no! Not a non-canon, non-Kyoru-shipper! She's mad! Hang her! AHHH! No, seriously, they make a kick-butt couple, just as soon as Kyo realizes he's really been in love with Kagura this whole time. Don't give up, Kagura-oneesama! XD

Dragon Knights
Thatchels: Yayyyy! Is there any other better couple to support? I think not! XD

Teen Titans
CyRae: None of this "BBRae" crap, people! Cyborg and Raven are meant to be! This was one of my first, FIERCELY shipped couples EVAR, so back off! Grr...

Jinxmo: Okay, I don't know the actual name for this couple, and yes, I love KidJinx or whatever, but I loved this couple first. Not that attached...

LOST
Clarlie: I supported this before they got together, split, and got back together! Long live Clarlie (Charlie, don't die)!

Sana Lucia: YES! Sawyer/Ana FTW! Ha ha... Yes, consequently, that makes me a Jater, but I believe the former two have GREAT chemistry and Ana is coming BACK FROM THE DEAD, people! XD

Labbess' Funmazing Favorites
Okay, that's enough for pairings. takes down banners Those are basically the ones I'll throw my life away for. All the others... meh, I'm okay with other stuff. Now onto the anime characters I practically worship! XD

Naruto
Aburame Shino, Inuzuka Kiba, Temari, Yamanaka Ino, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto (I thought he was SO adorable at one time... Now the crush is gone XD), and Hyuuga Neji. NOT IN ORDER

Furuba
Sohma Hatsuharu-sama (my one true love! Out of many!), Sohma Kagura-oneesama, Minigawa Motoko (I know she's supposed to be evil, but she's AWESOMER THAN TOHRU!!), and Sohma "Akitako" Akito ('cause... it owns XD)

Teen Titans
Raven (I idolized her. She is AMAZING), Beast Boy (my other one true love!), KidFlash (my "baby"!), and Jinx.

Dragon Knights
Tetheus (my other other true one true love), Thatz (I adored him, too), and Kitchel ('cause she's cool like that)

LOST
Sayid (my new one true love!), Ana Lucia (there is no amount of praise I can award her that is enough.), Sawyer (he's mine! Or, more properly, Ana's!), Juliet (She taunts Jack. That's cool XD), Alex (She's my homegirl), and Chaaaaahlie (he used to be my #1 fave until he screwed up!)

My HIT LIST!! ARGH!!
Haruno Sakura, Cesia, Rin Sohma (Who?), Mew Mew Power (Tokyo Mew Mew is better... even though that has Mary-Sues, too. But it's better!), Kyo Sohma (I'd get rid of him if it weren't for Kagura-oneesama), Kate, Jack, Shannon (wait, she's dead. Well, just in case) and... wow, that's it? I'll come up with a bigger one... someday...

Additional Crap You Want to Know
Wow! I salute you, my friend, for finishing! Actually, anyone who can actually make it to this point alive should shoot me a line and tell me-- you deserve a cookie! Anywho, fics are below, and check out my favorites when you're done (I'm pretty picky, so...) Also, for additional fics, my friend Coshie and I have been working on a Fruba fic (What?) and a Naruto fic (Pipe Cleaner Theatre) together, so check out her profile as well. I bid you good living!

Fanart
So, far I've got a total of one, but that's cool. Please check out Coshie's fanart for "Like Ramen: A Dating Story"!