Hello and welcome to the profile of Lady Gondiel/me.

I don't know how you found me, but I guess one only has to follow the trail of rapid plot bunnies.

I swear they breed worse than insects, so I hope you don't mind that it is a bit crowded.

Here is a little bit about little old me.

Country: Denmark

Age:I am from the early beginnings of 1987, you do the math. Funny enough I found out that my birthday was on Imbolc. In Denmark we call that date Kyndelmisse, or the coldest day of the year.

Eyes: Grey green, my mum has blue and my dad green, so I am a bit of a mix.

Hair: Honey brown and past my shoulders, it's also too thick too be pleasant in the summer and a bit wavy.

Weight: Warning this user has a bronze mark in riffle shooting

Family:Mother, father, two half-brothers, and one half-sister

Pets: Tricolor cat called Seras Victoria, and a boy King Charles Cavalier Spaniel called Vaks (It means vigilant)

Religion:I don't care what religion you have as long as you don't try too push it on to me, I already have a religion and I'm quite happy about it. I'm Ásatrú. (That's the old religion of Scandinavia.)

Weaknesses:None, when I was a kid I loved sweets. But now it can easily get to sweet, so I don't eat sweets that often. I have no weaknesses, none what so ever.Gondiel's hyperactive muse walks by with arms full of chips, dip, salted nuts and soda, while yelling "Movie night. Who wants to have a Lord of the Rings marathon" Oh, bloody hell I'm so weak! "Oh, and did I mention that there's bubble wrap too" ...Gah, I'm pathetic

Loves: Music(Can't live without it), fantasy stories, singing (Choir, solo you name it), dancing when nobody's there to see when I stumble, magic

Likes: spices, cats, wolfs, snakes, how easily my math teacher gets distracted so that he talks about something more exiting than math, the way some music gives me good goosebumps and tinkles down my spine, twisting my spine and making people wince (Such funny faces :-) !)

Dislikes and hates:people that brag too much with no hold in reality, racism, people that hate gays and lespians, people that hate other religions than their own, those that kill any living being without a reason.

Life philosophies: Hope for the best, be prepared for the worst.

Never forget where you started, and never hate without reason.

Many times only the crazy truly know. (made this one myself)

And just to say it: Giggling teenage girls in pink tend to scare me.

In the works:

The Alley Girls:I am trying to write a few stories involving two OC's in Harry Potter that I have had in my head for some time. It's about two girls, that while they have very different personalities, they are still able to build a friendship that will last for the rest of their lifes. The stories themselves will be from the sidelines without too much involvement in the books. This is stories that will tell about these two girls and a little bit about their families, and how they deal with the problems of the wizarding world.

Family through times: A Hellsing fanfiction. When ghouls attack an orphanage in London while Alucard is on a mission in America, a small group of kids tries to protect themselves. They impress Seras Victoria, that with difficulty pursuades Integra to take them to Hellsing for training. The problem is how is Hellsing to survive the mischievous kids that call themselves "The Chaos Crew". And what is it with the slightly weird unofficial leader of the group Elisa?

I just want to say to my readers that I have been neglecting a lot, but the progress on GuilelessHonesty, is coming along slowly. The second chapter is right now 1171 words, but there's still a lot to be done. Sorry for making you wait for so long.

Quotes and other fun stuff

"Daydreamers alone are truly alive, for daydreamers alone find perspective in existence and seek ways to rise above the course of simple survival." Jarlaxle from Return of the Lich-King

“One of the lessons of history is that 'nothing' is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.” -- Will Durant

Freya, goddess of Love and War: If you can't lay 'em, slay 'em!

“Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.” ~E.L. Doctorow

"Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him"

It takes courage to stand up and talk but even greater courage to sit down and listen-Winston Churchill

In overcoming prejudice, working together is even more effective than talking together. (Ralph W. Sockman)

Men are like...

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ... They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6.. Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ... Popcorn . ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

“When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.” -Elayne Boosler

There are three types of people you don't piss off, Custom Officials, Air Marshals, and Police Officers. Because they can say funny things like 'Cavity Search'.

There is no quality in others that frightens you more than the shadow of what you might have been.

"Keep in mind... The object of Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave in a well preserved body, but to rather skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, "HOLY SH!T WHAT A RIDE!""

I'd lose my mind if it wasn’t attached... oops there it goes...

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music he hears, however measured or far away." - Henry David Thoreau

History Mystery

Have a history teacher explain this-- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland

A week before Kennedy was shot, and he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy huh?

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

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Aurora stared at him incredulously, before closing her eyes and shaking her head. “Only you, Tiberius, would make a connection between ‘dangerous magical creature that Aurors are looking for’ and ‘someone I have to bring home to meet the wife’,” Serpens Armarum by Evanda