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since: 07-10-00, id: 13343, Profile Updated: 09-13-11
country: USA
Author has written 30 stories for Harry Potter, LXG, Legend of Zelda, Professor Layton, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Ouran High School Host Club.

What can I tell you? I'm thirtysomething years old and have been doing the fanfic thing for a looong time.

I spend entirely too much time on the internet. Among other things, I'm a registered contributor at the legendary TV Tropes website. Two of my bigger fanfic creations have pages there, so you can see the tropes I've used in TPDoEQ and my Zelda stories and my Fullmetal Alchemist trilogy.

When I'm not immersing myself in fictional worlds, I masquerade as a normal human being. It's rare that I actually fool anybody, but I try. I enjoy hiking at Hawk Mountain Sanctuary, drinking too much Mountain Dew, reading, and indulging in my video game addiction. I drive a car called Tom Sawyer and listen to a lot of music by Rush, Daughtry, Shinedown, and the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. I also do a lot of exploring, shopping, and bad joke-telling with my "partners in crime," with whom I'm attempting to construct a movie good enough to show on YouTube. I live beautiful eastern Pennsylvania with a Bill Weasley lookalike and two very spoiled cats.

I also maintain a blog. Read about my real-life adventures (if you can call them that) at It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time.

Cheers, my freaky darlings!

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1. The Bank Called, Your Reality Check Bounced » reviews
A set of somewhat bizarre circumstances has stranded the Hosts in Amestris. Tamaki wants Ed and Winry to declare their love. Roy establishes a Central Command Host Club. And it just gets weirder from there. Post FMA canon, AU in the extreme.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-24-12 - Published: 1-23-12
2. The Game of Three Generals » reviews
In this final installment of the Elemental Chess Trilogy, Fuhrer Grumman and the loyal allies of Team Mustang must stop the villainous Acheron...but can they figure out his plans before someone dies? Full ensemble, pairings as in two prior parts.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,735 - Reviews: 315 - Updated: 6-26-11 - Published: 5-1-11 - Complete
3. Brilliancy » reviews
Amestris's chessmaster will need the support of all his closest pieces when he's challenged by an unseen opponent. But even if he wins, he still might lose... Post manga/Brotherhood, spoilers. RoyAi. Volume 2 of the "Elemental Chess" trilogy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,575 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 4-23-11 - Published: 3-29-11 - Roy M. & Riza H. - Complete
4. Flowers of Antimony » reviews
"Fullmetal, you're the only guy I know who can turn getting married into an international incident." Ed's wedding plans get disrupted when unknown forces attack Central City. Post-Brotherhood, spoilers; ensemble. Volume 1 of the "Elemental Chess" trilogy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,852 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 3-23-11 - Published: 3-10-11 - Edward E. - Complete
5. Shadowlight reviews
Roy can see some things very clearly. Roy/Riza, set toward the end of Brotherhood. Spoilers for "Lost Light" and subsequent episodes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-2-11 - Roy M. & Riza H. - Complete
6. Knights and Knaves » reviews
One always tells the truth; one always lies. Flora feels like the unfavorite compared to Luke. She finds solace with an eccentric toymaker, but something's not right. Can this fatherless daughter and her childless father find each other?
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,783 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 11-9-10 - Published: 10-7-10 - Complete
7. Beloved My Cheeseburger reviews
Following the events of "Unwound Future," Flora finds herself in a weird scrape with Don Paolo. Has he really gotten over Claire at last? What does a cheeseburger have to do with his hatred of Layton? And what is Pavel REALLY up to? Crackfic cuteness.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-3-10 - Complete
8. If It's Dinsday, This Must Be Castle Town » reviews
Rusl, retired and bored, schemes to matchmake his friends from the Resistance - Auru with Telma and Shad with Ashei. The much less serious sequel to "Til the Sun Grows Cold and the Stars Grow Old."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,690 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-1-10 - Rusl - Complete
9. Faithless Path to Roam reviews
In the days of awaiting the Hero's arrival, Zelda is trapped inside Hyrule Castle. More than that, she's trapped inside her own mind and body...and she's not alone in there. Minor violence, threats of future violence and non-consensual sex. TP spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-13-09 - Zelda & Ganondorf - Complete
10. Burn reviews
Fire ruminates on his feelings about air and water. Ganon/Zelda, one-sided, with slight implications of Link/Zelda. Rated G on the surface; where you take it in your mind is your business. One shot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-16-08 - Ganondorf & Zelda - Complete
11. Til the Sun Grows Cold and the Stars Grow Old » reviews
Link has more than a few lifetimes of memories running through his mind, and they all lead him back to where his heart belongs. Will he be separated from her forever? MASSIVE SPOILERS for Twilight Princess. Link/Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,257 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 4-28-08 - Link & Zelda - Complete
12. TPDoEQ, vol V: Tartan Holiday » reviews
Elizabeth once again records the League's chaotic lives. While Mina tracks down her son, and Skinner tries to ask a longawaited question, the League is asked to locate one of England's greatest heroes, missing in action.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,457 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 1-2-08 - Published: 7-19-05 - Complete
13. Allan Observes TPDoEQ » reviews
While trying to coax the muse out of hiding to finish the TPDoEQ series, the author channeled the unexpectedly funny, Bridget Jones-styled thoughts of her protagonist's late father. Rated for some British slang swear words.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 7-27-05 - Published: 12-27-04 - Quartermain - Complete
14. The Doctor's Notes: A TPDoEQ Extra Scene reviews
One-shot outtake from volume III, Henry Jekyll records his observations over the few days in South America when the regular diarist succumbed to illness.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-19-04 - Complete
15. Athena's Twilight: A TPDoEQ Extra Scene reviews
One-shot outtake from volume III of the TPDoEQ series. Henry Jekyll looks back on his relationship with a certain someone as he mentally prepares for a very big event.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-15-04 - Complete
16. Elizabeth's Shield: A TPDoEQ Extra Scene reviews
One-shot outtake from TPDoEQ. Skinner looks back over the events of volumes I through III and reflects on his relationship with Elizabeth.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-7-04 - Complete
17. Only in America: Skinner's Story TPDoEQ » reviews
As promised, here are the events of TPDoEQ vol. IV as told from the perspective of everyone's favorite invisible thief. Find out what happened when he and the object of his affections were separated during the visit to America.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,008 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 10-4-04 - Published: 8-16-04 - Complete
18. TPDoEQ, vol IV: Only in America » reviews
The League heads for America and the hometown of Tom Sawyer. Along the way they go to a ball, somebody's heart gets broken, somebody gets blackmailed, somebody gets his life threatened, and there's a wedding nobody wants to see.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,354 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 8-11-04 - Published: 7-17-04 - Complete
19. TPDoEQ, vol III: The Wintering » reviews
Elizabeth journals the adventures of the League as they pass the winter by visiting tropical countries, exchanging Christmas gifts, and celebrating the marriage of two of their own. But will it all be quiet and peaceful? Not likely.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,081 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 7-11-04 - Published: 6-23-04 - Complete
20. TPDoEQ: The Movie Trailer reviews
What if The Private Diary of Elizabeth Quatermain was made into a movie? Bored and high on caffeine, the author dreams up a trailer for her LXG fanfic.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-25-04 - Complete
21. While She Was Sleeping: A TPDoEQ Extra Scene reviews
An outtake from the original "Private Diary of Elizabeth Quatermain." While Elizabeth recovers from her misadventure in Paris, the League discusses her future, and learns why Nemo wants her to remain. One shot.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-21-04 - Complete
22. TPDoEQ, vol II: The Egypt Chronicle » reviews
All for Egypt was the call at the end of the first Private Diary. Elizabeth Quatermain continues to document the League's exploits in the land of the pharaohs.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,505 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-10-04 - Published: 5-28-04 - Complete
23. The Private Diary of Elizabeth Quatermain » reviews
The start of all the insanity... After the events of the film, Allan Quatermain's daughter works with the League to solve a mystery her father left behind. Rated for later chapters.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,390 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 4-8-04 - Published: 4-1-04 - Complete
24. An Elaborate Charade reviews
When Ron and Hermione overhear a plot to get them together, they take matters into their own hands and pretend to fall madly in love. Do the words self fulfilling prophecy mean anything to you?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 133 - Published: 12-11-02 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
25. Brainy and the Beast » reviews
A crossover of Harry Potter with Disney's Beauty and the Beast, featuring Ron and Hermione. Silly, romantic, and lots of fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,718 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 1-19-02 - Published: 12-3-01 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
26. Quill You Marry Me? reviews
Ron's looking for a unique way to ask Hermione to marry him. A little help from the twins, plus Quidditch, candy, and a really awful pun create a memorable proposal. Received Honorable Mention for Best Use of a Pun at the Sugar Quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 70 - Published: 12-19-01 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete
27. Harry Potter and the Florinese Dream » reviews
A crazy crossover of Harry Potter and The Princess Bride, featuring Ron as Westley, Hermione as Buttercup, Harry as Inigo, and Draco as Humperdinck. Special guest appearances by Hagrid as Fezzik and Dumbledore as the narrator.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,254 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 11-30-01 - Published: 12-8-00 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
28. Could I Haff a Vord? reviews
What happened when Hermione and Viktor spoke privately at the end of book 4? This Clueinspired story offers three possible scenarios. RH romantic leanings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 11-18-01 - Complete
29. Ron's Soliloquy reviews
What happened the night of the Yule Ball? Fred and George invade Ron's dreams and provide commentary in this look at different incidents in the 2nd, 3rd and 4th books which point to Ron's feelings for Hermione. FINISHED, so please stop asking for updates!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 122 - Published: 6-9-01 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete
30. Harry Potter in the Realm of Dungeons and Dragons reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione get sucked into a crossover fic with the old Dungeons and Dragons cartoon. Very silly, very campy, lots of fun! Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-5-00 - Complete
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