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since: 02-27-05, id: 766759, Profile Updated: 06-23-09
country: USA
Author has written 21 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Zatch Bell, Inuyasha, Tales of Symphonia, Lord of the Rings, Beyblade, Fire Emblem, Naruto, Hamtaro, Sonic the Hedgehog, Tokyo Mew Mew, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Disney, and Bleach.

UPDATE! September 1, 2005!

Well, school is starting back up, and my internet is getting REALLY crappy. It's so hard to download and all that stuff! So, there will probably be long waits for chapters, but i promise, i'll do my best to make it worth it!

Update! October 1, 2005!

I am REALLY sorry I haven't been updating. I'm just getting used to going to school again. I will tell you, I'm working another chapter of FMA IDOL! and Momodo Drabbles at the moment.

UPDATE! October 20, 2005!

I am apologizing for not updating regularly. I will try to update, but for the time being, it's not going to be alot (not that it HAS been alot...). High School is just WAY tougher than I thought it'd be. Plus I'm actually working on a real book. Once again, I apologize for my lack of updates, I will get around to it when I can.

UPDATE! January 21, 2006!

Yah...I've been out of the writing groove for a while. I'm just starting back again. I deleted What I Never Knew, becasue it's taking too much time, and I want to concentrate on only a few fics, if possible. Finals are coming up. Hah, hah...I'm going to flunk my Geometry Final :D I just know it. Wish me luck! It will determine on how much I get to write.

MAJOR SUPER IMPORTANT UPDATE!

The reason I haven't been updating, is because I've been grounded from the computer. Please understand! Gotta go!

Yay! More Updates! June 16, 2006

Hahaha...Not grounded anymore! I'm so doing the cha-cha right now...okay, not really, but I am on the inside. I'll be tryin' to update now, cuz I can. I know I shouldn't, buuuuttt...I might start another fic =D Naruto, of course. Oh, and I totally passed my Geo final ;) Yah! I'm going to finish FMA IDOL! and I'll work a lot on all my other fics! I promise!

Not a promise.

Update/ June 21, 2006

Yeah, my username is now lallyzippo, not lalalalala2. And I had surgery, so I have like, ice packs attached to my face o.o;

Update/ January 5, 2007

Uh, yeah, in case you haven't noticed already, it takes me a long time to update fics. Of late it is because of three reasons:

1.) I'm lazy

2.) I've found some other things that amuse me.

3.) I am again, struggling in the math department in my sophmore year or highschool. Damn, it's fricken hard. Sooo...I've been seeing a tutor a lot, working for hours to accomplish my math on many a' school night...aand...It's...hard? Bah. Well, just so ya know kiddies: Avoid Algebra/Trigonmetry with every part of your being. I'm serious.

Update/ September 18, 2007

Hi. I know I've sucked at updating.

Forgive me. And forgive me again for the fact that I probably won't be updating much at all for the next few months since I have school again, and Microsoft Movie Maker. Hello AMV's.

Update/ September 8, 2008

Woah, it's been, what? A year?

Also as a side note, I'm kinda dead. I'll continue when I feel like I have time.

Coughnevercough. I keep telling myself I'll finish crap eventually...And I hope so. But not now.

UPDATE! February 7, 2009!

I FINISHED FMA IDOL. YOU HEARD ME. IT'S DEAD.

It can now pass on in peace, and I can sleep at night :D

UPDATE! June 15, 2009!

I GRADUATED! Oop oop! Oop oop! I'm Turning 18 in 4 days! dancing hardcore

It's also the summer, so hopefully, I'll have time to do more fanfiction than I have in the past.

Updating as I can...fanfiction just isn't as fun as it used to be. I started the second chapter of Trial Run and the third and final chapter of Mary Suicide. Except, I'm leaving on Thursday for a 2 week long trip. Expect those two stories updated after that.

Fics:

FMA IDOL: The first non-oneshot I ever finished! I'm so proud! Even if it is a stupid sack o' crap.

FMA Know Your Stars: Completed. I was too lazy to do everyone.

Momodo Drabbles: I know Mamodo is misspelled. I know that. Please don't point it out. I update this randomly, but from chapter 5 and up, I have to say I'm proud of the humor I put forth in this. Completed. I'm probably never gonna update this again, anyway.

So Much For My Happy Ending: Oh, the drama! I'll update this one, since it seems to be a real work of art. ON HIATUS.

You Can Kill Me Now: I'll update it when I feel like it.

How to NOT Get a Driver's Lisence: Deleted on the terms that it was extremely retarded. (wonders why she kept FMA fics)

What I Never Knew: Deleted on the terms of the increasingly stupid behavior of the Inuyasha characters. And it was boring.

I Like You For Your Body: I took this story down. I like the idea, but I don't think I'll have the time or the desire to continue it. I may post it when I get enough time on my hands...

Mary Suicide: Mainly a gag of inside jokes between me and my friends. I'll continue it as I feel like it. One more chapter!

AT THE MOMENT ALL MY FICS ARE ON HOLD BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO UPDATE

Stuff I like (previous and current): Full Metal Alchemist, Tokyo Mew Mew, Death Note, almost every Disney movie, Naruto, Bleach, Beyblade, Charmed, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, That 70's Show, Ouran High School Host Club, Skip Beat!, SonicX, Zatch Bell, 6Teen, Total Drama Island, Mythbusters, X-Play (when it used to be cool), Beck Mongolian Chop Squad, Princess Tutu, Lupin the Third, Case Closed, Yu Yu Hakusho, Blood Plus, FLCL, Basilisk, R.O.D., Fruits Basket, Ruroni Kenshin, Digimon, Ghost in the Shell, The Soup, Scrubs, Legally Blonde, The Brother's Grimm, The Dark Knight, Beauty Pop, Kill Me Kiss Me, Vanilla Ice.

Pairings (faves in bold)

Naruto/Ino-- Two characters that work well with anyone work best together. It just seems they both fit the same type.

Sakura/Ino-- They just... love each other. Its kinda obvious with how they get at each other

Naruto/ Anko-- Mmm, crackalicious!

Naruto/Any Girl in the Series - It just works.

Ino/ Almost any dude in the series - Also just works

Lee/TenTen - I think it's cute. Neji is too much of a jerk for TenTen.

Charmy/Cream-- Flippin' adorable man. How can you not think it's cute? To all those who claim, "CrEaM aNd TaIlS 4eVeR!", all I can say is , "Lies!"

Shad/Amy-- Pwns SonAmy.

Wave/Tails-- Opposites attract, baby. Different personalities, but it totally evens out.

Brooklyn/Julia-- I think it's great for humor. Brooklyn's just like, "Ho, hum," and Julia's like, "RAWR!" Just funny...

Tyson/Hilary-- Because it is pretty much cannon. Death to KaiHil!

Pai/Lettuce-- This is one of my favorite all time pairings. Just because Lettuce needs someone, and Pai likes her in the anime. CUTE FLUFFILY STUFFS~

Ichigo/Kisshu-- Death to Masaya and Ryu

Zakuro/Mint-- Like to make fun of it because its so true, yet everyone denys it. Even Wikipedia.

Tart/Pudding-- Cute fluffy stuffs

Haruhi/Tamaki-- Good cannon for once

Suzume(Suzie)/Kiyo-- Because it was meant to be. They take care of each other, and she's better than that bitch Megumi.

Iedo/Suzie-- Also good, 'cause Suzie is amusing, and Iedo is the coolest person to appear in the anime

Pairings I Hate:

KaiHil (Beyblade)

MegumiAnyone (Zatch Bell)

TiaAnyone (Zatch Bell)

Ichigo/Ryo or Masaya (TMM)

Mint/Kisshu (TMM)

SakuNaru or SakuSasu (Naruto)

TemaShika (Naruto)

ShikaIno (Naruto)

NejiTen (Naruto)

KanTen (Naruto)

GaaSaku (Naruto)

Any gay Sonic pairings (Sonic)

KnuckRouge (Sonic)

EspioAnyone (Sonic)

GarlandAnyone (Beyblade)

MingMing/Daichi (Beyblade)

Salima/Rei (Beyblade)

Robert/Johnny (Beyblade)

BigAnyone (Sonic)

MiguelAnyone (Beyblade)

If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

I generally like any crackalious pairings that pop up. Just not incest stuff like Hyugacest or Uchihacest. Uhm...Well, this is my profile. I guess I could rant about what I hate and stuff. But then again, that would be kinda...pointless. Meh. I'll do it anyway.

1. When people spaz out because they got a flame and flame people back (or getting flamed sucks too)--

You're just repeating the cycle here, besides, when people flame you there are three good options: 1) you can ignore it, 2) write them back and explain to them why you did what you did if you've got time to kill, or 3) block them :)

2. When people mistake your constructive critisism as a flame and spaz out at YOU--

Yah, seriously. If you tell someone that they need more of a plot to keep you interested, and they spaz out on you, they obviously don't take constructive critisism very well. Of course, you should always be polite in your reviews.

3. When people get too serious about fanfiction, and expect others to do exactly the same--

Dude, we're here to have FUN. Yeah, and uping your mad writing skills is just a plus. When people want to do a humor fic and they ask permission to do a spin-off of someone else's, the other person will normally flip out and be like, "OH EM JEE! You're unoriginal!" In which case, I can only retort, "Uh-um...This is not 'original writing site' here. FANfiction, as in 'let's totally rip-off other people's characters and have fun'!"

4. People who don't do grammar checks/spelling checks--

Don't waste other people's time. Sure you're supposed to have fun, but seriously c'mon! If you're fic's not worth the time to spell and grammar check, then it's definately not worth the time to read.

5. People who always write in 1337 and random chat abbreviations--

When people just review and say stuff like, "OMG! u rly r stupd!" I just want to ignore the review. I prefer reviews that give me tips more than anything else, but...Sadly, most of my reviews are written like this. Ah, well...Reviews are reviews I suppose.

I Am On The Athor Favorites Of: 65 Members

I Am On The Author Alert List Of: 23 Members

Um, uh...I can't think of much more right now. As for Japanese in fics, it doesn't bother me so much. And with OC's it just depends on who's writing the fic, and if they're Mary-Sues or not. And yaoi...once again, depends on who's writing it. If it's just "OH MYEE GAWSH! HOT MAN LOVE!" then I have to say, I'm not real interested in yer fic. Plot please. Except when I'm feeling all hormonal and horny and stuff. Then I'll read it since I'm not actually gonna go out and get laid.

Yeah, that's all I can come up with right at the moment. Meh, read my fics and review them.

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1. Trial Run » reviews
The good members of the Shinigami Women's Society have decided that Momo needs to get over Aizen. As initiation, she must date guys from all around the Soul Society. Is it possible Momo may find someone to replace Aizen? -Momo/?- Different each chapter!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-19-09 - Published: 6-16-09 - M. Hinamori
2. FMA IDOL! » reviews
FINISHED. The hostages were freed. Crack. OOCness.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,529 - Reviews: 176 - Updated: 2-7-09 - Published: 5-7-05 - Complete
3. Mary Suicide » reviews
Oh noes! A Mary Sue is loose in the world of Hercules! Can the Hercules gang and a fanfic-ing authoress save everyone from emo poetry and atrocious spelling errors? Rated for sues and spontaneous pop culture references. Crack.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-19-08 - Published: 5-23-08
4. Phoenix Wright: Daring Love Confessions! reviews
Oneshot. Just a handful of couples that I see happening in the Ace Attorney series. Rated T for baby making.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-2-08 - Complete
5. The Day Sakura Died » reviews
Sakura's dead. Yay! Various crack pairings. Rated for a bloody death, and a whipped Uzumaki boyfriend. Ever feel sad when your favorite anime characters die? Fear no more! Read to apply for a replacement Sakura sacrifice for your bishounen and bishoujo!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-21-08 - Published: 11-28-06 - Sakura H. - Complete
6. Respect reviews
Edgeworth's on trial, and he desperate for one thing before he gets the death sentence or is locked up forever. EdgeworthxMaya Oneshot
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-19-07 - Complete
7. You Can Kill Me Now » reviews
It's time for the dreaded MARRIAGE PROJECT! But what happens when Tala and Lee switch the couples around? Crackalious goodness, that's what! Various pairings Characters OOC High School Fic
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,248 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 11-2-05 - Mathilda & Julia
8. Rock Lee's Grand Unicorn Adventure reviews
Three unicorns stopped by to ask directions to Candy Mountian. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-8-07 - Lee R. - Complete
9. It's The Ears reviews
Kishu comes up with a plan that will make Ichigo love him for sure! Implied couples KishxIch PaixLet PudxTart. Rating for language and character death. Oneshot Crack
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-6-07 - Kish & Pie - Complete
10. Freakin' Weird reviews
Espio's got a new obsession. Do Vector and Charmy even want to know...? Oneshot Read and review.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-25-07 - Espio - Complete
11. So Much For My Happy Ending » reviews
Lloyd and Colette are getting married! How will Sheena take it? Rating went up. Multiple pairings. Upadated Jan. 6, homies. Read&Review.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 1-6-07 - Published: 6-11-05 - Sheena F.
12. Emo reviews
Sakura has tried to win Sasuke's love, but has failed. She'll do anthing to win him over. Then a new idea presents itself...Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-10-06 - Sakura H. - Complete
13. Partners of Attraction reviews
Neji and Tenten are partners. No, not lovers, partners. Partners in a very questionable activity...Crack pairing TentenKabuto, onesided SakuraTenten onesided KibaNeji. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-30-06 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete
14. Momodo Drabbles » reviews
Random Zatch Bell stories I think up. Rated for swears. Much OOCness...Chapter 13, my homies. Chapters 1 through 4 contain retardness
Zatch Bell - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,715 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 9-10-06 - Published: 6-2-05 - Complete
15. You are the Sunflower Seed of My Eye reviews
Uh oh, looks like Bijou's lost her ribbon again. The Hamhams will help her get it back! OxnardxBijou. Oneshot.
Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-17-06 - Complete
16. SPRINKLERS! reviews
...What is WRONG with Kiba? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-26-06 - Kiba I. - Complete
17. Pastries Are Tasty reviews
A little oneshot about Marcus' crush on Merlinius. Rated for the occasional swear. Marcus centric MarcusxMerlinius onesided LowenxMarcus Shounen Ai
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-10-06 - Complete
18. FMA Know Your Stars » reviews
I know there's a lot of these Know your stars fics going around, but i need to get over some writers block...Completed cause I'm too lazy to do everyone. contains retardedness
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 212 - Updated: 1-23-06 - Published: 7-23-05 - Complete
19. I Wish I Was Like That Loser reviews
You know, Kane? The guy who's Kyo's friend now who beat Zatch up in the first episode? Well, this is is a story of how Kyo met Suzie in Kane's POV. It kind of has a moral, too. R&R people! Also, I forgot to mention...this is oneshot.
Zatch Bell - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-4-05 - Complete
20. We Can't Love reviews
I wrote this when I was depressed. It's a oneshot fic about a very sad incident and Gollum.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-3-05 - Gollum - Complete
21. Grab A Hershey Bar! reviews
Find out how chocolate affected Japanese history! This a completely random story I thought up, but it's funny so please read! Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-8-05 - Inuyasha - Complete
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