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Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish
I don't have many friends, so I MUST be an emo goth who hates the world
I like sunlight, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf slayer
I like the opera, so I MUST be an egotistical snob with way to much money
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep
I wear pink, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money
I like diamonds and pearls, so I MUST be controlling
I wear perfume, I MUST be a flirt

FMA WOOT!

1. Ed

2. Winry

3. Hawkeye

4. Hughes

5. Mustang

6. Al

7. Fuery

8. Havoc

9. Rose

10. Noah

11. Envy

12. Wrath

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Al/Envy no but I have read Ed/Envy

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hughes... luvv him but nooooooo

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Wrath got Havoc pregnant... wut the f? welll...i dont think wrath can get anyone pregnant and i dont think that havoc can get pregnant sooooo everyone would be a bit freaked out and mustang'd be all 'how desperate are you?'

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Rose... no coz i dont read em coz i dont really like her much...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Winry/Al YES!! i luv al/winry its cute!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Mustang/Rose or Mustang/Noah ... neither, ewww

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Fuery walked in on Winry and Wrath having sex? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuery be all O.O

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Hawkeye/Noah...ummmmmmmm i can't do it...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Ed/Havoc...um no, i dont think there is...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Fuery/Wrath hurt/comfort... Fuery walks in on an upset Wrath and his absolute sweetness takes him over and so he sit down with him and they have a heart-to-heart.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Hughs de-flower Ed...um creepy much? Ed's staying with Hughed, but he's being a very bad boy...Hughs needs to punish him xD ahhhhh so creeeepy!!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Hawkeye het... well mira is a fan of hawkeye/mustang...

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Envy, yes... theres this little thing called MAD Academy by me and mira... check out MADProductions on here.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Winry/Hughs/Mustang no i dont think so...i can see the fanfiction and how it actually could work but i dont think they would write it...

15) What might seven scream at a moment of great passion?

Fuery. um... but he doesn't yell... uhhhhh "WHY HAWKEYE!? WHY'D YOU KILL THE COLONEL!?"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Havoc... idk... can't think of anything but it would be him angsting about how roy steals his women

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Ed/Al/Wrath sweeeeeeet warning: lemony-goodnesss

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?'

Noah on Winry... ummmm idk... after winry asks her to do her fortune magic crap "You know, the more we touch the better I can do." grrr my comp just got stuck on bold...

19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Mustang, idk recently

20) What is Six's super-secret kink?

al's kink... kitty ears .

21) Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober?

Envy w/ Rose... yup he would since he's a little creeper, sober.

22) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Hawkeye/ Fuery... Hawkeye definitly

23) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four One , broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three ."

"Ed and Rose are in a happy relationship when Rose suddenly runs off with Hughes. Ed, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Envy and a breif unhappy affair with Wrath, then follows the wise advice of Mustang (haha, wise pshhh) and finds true love with Hawkeye."

What title would you give this fic?

Why is My Life So Complicated?

24) Name three of your friends who might read it.

Mira...maybe.

25)Name one person who should write it.

Me? i wont...

26) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Fuery/Havoc... slightly creeped out...

I would love if you wrote any of that crap and sent it to me, I really would!