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since: 01-02-02, id: 147987
country: Canada
Author has written 55 stories for Final Fantasy I-VI, Breath of Fire, Rurouni Kenshin, Lord of the Rings, Gundam Wing/AC, Slayers, Harry Potter, Slam Dunk, Inuyasha, Hikaru no Go, Hunter X Hunter, Prince of Tennis, Sailor Moon, Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, Ender's Game series, Utena, X-Men, and Star Wars.

NOTICE: "Lord of the Rings: Marriage Prospects" has been banned from ff.net. But! Now you can find it at http://lotrmarriage.50webs.com/.

Finally got a livejournal: www.livejournal.com/~flonnebonne. It seems like everyone else is doing it so why not.

Bio: I'm friggin' old and Canadian but I don't live in an igloo. My city's actually one of the most temperate in the world, on account of all that rain. Often I'm the laziest person in existence, but on those rare occasions when I'm overflowing with energy I'll update these here stories. Really, I will. Eventually. I'm a sloooow writer.

Favorite Books/Authors: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Once and Future King, Orson Scott Card, Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman (though America Gods was disappointing), Peter Pan, and every single Newberry Winner I've read. Yes, I know I'm too old for them, but Charlotte's Web (book and movie) can still make me cry like a baby.

Favorite Games: Disgaea and its ilk, most Square RPGs, Vandal Hearts, Kartia, Lunar, Tactics Ogre, Katamari Damacy, and a weird fondness for Fire Emblem, Star Ocean 2, Valkyrie Profile, and the Breath of Fire series.

Favorite Anime/Manga: Rurouni Kenshin, Trigun, Slayers, Jubei-chan, Naruto, One Piece, Inuyasha, Slam Dunk, Hikaru No Go, Death Note, Kodocha, Legend of Basara, Prince of Tennis, Ranma 1/2, and lots of other series I can't remember right now.

And as a final note I extend a hearty 'thank you' to all reviewers! You guys make my day.

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1. An Exorcism reviews
A priestess labours to exorcise a ghost on behalf of her client, a housewife in Tokyo. She does not know the ghost, nor does she care to. This fic was originally written for the tenth blind go challenge on Livejournal in September 2010.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-8-12 - Fujiwara no Sai
2. Hikaru no Go: Shorts of All Sorts » reviews
Short short Hikaru no Go ficlets, too short to be posted as their own stories. Drama and humour. Contains spoilers.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-8-12 - Published: 9-16-06
3. Blind Woe » reviews
Weekly Go is celebrating its 15th Anniversary with an essay contest! The topic of the essay: an experience that changed your go. All submissions must be typed and double-spaced. A parody of the blind go challenge on Livejournal.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,731 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-7-12 - Hikaru S. & Akira T.
4. Go Wars reviews
On the planet Tokyooine, our young hero Shindou Hikaru is happily ignorant of the evil Institute and its nefarious grip on the galaxy's Go. Until one day he meets a ghost of the Old Republic... on hold Written for the fourth blind go challenge on LJ.
Crossover - Star Wars & Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-7-12 - Hikaru S.
5. Blind Going In reviews
Touya plays a game of go with a blind man. This fic was originally written for the first blind go challenge on Livejournal in 2006. This is a revised version.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-6-12 - Akira T. & Hikaru S. - Complete
6. Life and Death Problems reviews
Someone named Sai keeps sending go problems to Touya's computer. And all the problems seem strangely familiar... Sequel to Hikaru's Game. Won't make much sense if you haven't read that story.
Crossover - Hikaru no Go & Ender's Game series - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-27-12 - Akira T. - Complete
7. Dink in the Dark reviews
Five days of sitting a dark room on Eros would make anyone go a little crazy, so it's a good thing the Battle School kids aren't particularly sane to begin with.
Ender's Game series - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-13-12 - Complete
8. Anzai's School for Gifted Basketball Players
"I've told you, just call me Professor A. It's my codename. Oh ho ho!" Anzai-sensei's crack team of talented young mutants occasionally saves the world, but mostly just plays basketball. Featuring characters from Shohoku and Ryonan plus Kiyota and Mikio.
Crossover - X-Men & Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Published: 2-4-12 - Complete
9. Poison and Paper Moths reviews
Tomoe contemplates the many ways a woman can slip poison into a man. Spoilers for the Revenge Arc.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-13-11 - Tomoe & Kenshin - Complete
10. New Wings reviews
Kogure watches the beginnings of a Shohoku without him and Akagi in it, half hopeful and half nostalgic.
Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-7-11 - Kogure & Miyagi
11. Space Opera reviews
Anthy, Utena, paths crossing. In space.
Utena - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-28-11 - Utena & Anthy - Complete
12. Ogata's Christmas Carol reviews
Ogata is too grumpy for summaries. Bah humbug!
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-28-11 - S. Ogata & H. Ashiwara - Complete
13. Lali Ho! Dwarves In Flying Tanks reviews
The plot of FF4 is actually REALLY RIDICULOUS if you look at it from the dwarven point of view. Not that the dwarves notice that.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-11 - Complete
14. What Company We Keep reviews
Kaga, meet Isumi. Isumi, meet Kaga. Hey, you remind me of someone. Kaga/Tsutsui hints, maybe Isumi/Waya hints if you squint
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-29-11 - S. Isumi & T. Kaga
15. Kuwabara is Dead, Long Live the Honinbou reviews
So, what does Kuwabara do on the last day of his life?
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-4-08 - Complete
16. One Thousand Candles reviews
Four years of birthdays, and not a single candle lit for Sai. Contains spoilers.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-10-07 - Complete
17. Waiting for Harry reviews
Ron and Hermione are waiting for Harry to get that seventh Horcrux, and so are we. Metatextual.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-18-07 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete
18. Orbit reviews
FFIV Kain, Cecil, Rosa, and that which lingers.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-18-07 - Complete
19. Vertigo reviews
Ender experiences a moment of vertigo as Dragon Army starts to come together.
Ender's Game series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-18-07 - Complete
20. Sock It To Me reviews
Rukawa, Sakuragi, and some stinky old socks. Bad combo.
Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-18-07 - Complete
21. Let the Sun Be Your Guide reviews
Soujiro, Kenshin, Kenji. Sixteen years of wandering. A sunset.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-18-07 - Soujiro & Kenshin
22. THE BEST KINGDOM HEARTS 2 FIC EVER reviews
King Mickey has some issues with how the game ended. Very mild spoilers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-6-07 - Complete
23. God Have Mercy reviews
In his youth, Yagami Raito granted justice and peace to all the world, and for a while he was content. But when he attained the wisdom of age, he realized he must become more than a mere God of Justice. He must also become a God of Mercy.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-16-06 - Complete
24. Walking with Ghosts reviews
Every five years, Touya sees a ghost on May 5.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 9-16-06 - Complete
25. Chrysalis reviews
Sailor Moon crossover. Ami wonders how Crystal Tokyo fits into Kira's world. Very vague spoilers for Death Note chapter 87 or so, and for much of Sailor Moon R.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-16-06 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury - Complete
26. Memoirs of a Go Player » reviews
The diary of Touya Akira. That is, if Touya Akira were a crazy stalker.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 7-20-06 - Published: 3-3-06 - Complete
27. A Boy and His Ghost reviews
Hikaru haunts. Akira mopes. Sai just floats.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-3-06 - Complete
28. Endgame reviews
If Echizen's tennis had been perfect to begin with, where would Tezuka be?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-24-06 - Complete
29. Hikaru's Game reviews
Hikaru and Touya attend a school for gifted youngsters to train them for an alien invasion. A school on a space station. Seriously. And despite this very bad description, this is not a humour fic. Spoilers for most of HnG.
Crossover - Hikaru no Go & Ender's Game series - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-24-06 - Hikaru S. - Complete
30. While You Were in the Bathroom reviews
Takes place during the York Shin arc. Leorio waits for Kurapica to put on his disguise. Yeah, you know what kind of disguise I'm talking about.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-28-05
31. Imagination reviews
Existential basketball musings, aka what makes our boys tick.
Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-7-05 - Complete
32. Mr Dress Up reviews
Touya shows up at the Go Institute for a match. Something is different about him. People gawk. Touya is unamused.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 6-11-05 - Complete
33. The Losers Circle reviews
Waya receives an interesting proposition from an older Go player. Waya considers.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-11-05 - Complete
34. Basketball for Dummies reviews
In which the torch of Shohoku is sort of passed on to the next generation after much violence is done. The fifth and final story in my "Captains" series. One-shot
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-23-05 - Complete
35. Nine Ways to Kill a Fellowship » reviews
If the Quest to destroy the One Ring is so darn dangerous, how come hardly any of the Fellowship die? Here's what really should have happened. On-going
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 3-28-05 - Published: 3-13-03
36. Hair Today, Go Tomorrow reviews
Touya learns exactly what Shindou thinks of his haircut. One-shot
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 3-16-05 - Complete
37. Go Fish reviews
Only those who are playing can see into the depths." Waya, Touya, Hikaru and a lot of fishy metaphors. Yet no plot or humour whatsoever, sadly. One-shot
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 2-22-05 - Complete
38. I'm Here to Help reviews
In which Kiyota is a pest, Jin is pestered, and Maki is nowhere to be seen. The fourth story in my "Captains" series. One-shot
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-8-05 - Complete
39. Threshold reviews
Fujima's seven step program to basketball success. Watch him angst it up like a soppy teenager and wax nostalgic about his time at Shoyo. The third story in my "Captains" series. One-shot
Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-11-04 - Complete
40. Fishing reviews
Starring...Uozumi! And some guy named Sendoh. It's winter, and Uozumi's basketball dreams are dead but not forgotten. Memories, sushi, figuring out why Sendoh came to Ryonan, and more sushi. The second story in my "Captains" series. One-shot
Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-10-04 - Complete
41. Making Peace reviews
Miyagi and Mitsui discuss argue about the future however uncertain of the Shohoku basketball club what's left of it now that they're captain and vice-captain. But mostly they procrastinate a lot. The first story in my "Captains" series. One-shot
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-28-04 - Complete
42. My Life as a Teenage Magical Girl reviews
Kagome rants for a while about how stupidly long this stupid quest is taking while her real life passes her by. Beware of excesive use of the word "stupid." One-shot
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-19-04 - Complete
43. Coming Home Tomorrow reviews
After coming home from the fight in the gym, Mitsui realizes that he's got to rebuild more than just his basketball skills. There's that whole trust thing too. One-shot
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-9-04 - Complete
44. The Unconventional Tale of Aragorn and Arwen » reviews
And they lived happily ever after, except when husband-abuse occurs. CHAPTER 12 UPLOADED! Good lordy, it's a miracle. On-going
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,777 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 4-28-04 - Published: 2-16-02
45. Three Points reviews
REVISED. Kogure is the best three point shooter on the team. And he knows that he should not be. Set before the beginning of the manga. One-shot
Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-22-04 - Complete
46. Gundam Fling reviews
Find it too tedious to watch all of those long, drawn-out episodes of Gundam Wing? Here's your answer. Accuracy not included temporarily yanked this story because the rating was too low, so I've re-uploaded it .
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-25-04
47. Inverse: Or, the Slayers Frankenstein » reviews
Proudly parodying Mary Shelley's novel Frankenstein, a la Slayers. Have you had your brain today? On hold
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,452 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-4-03 - Published: 4-12-02
48. They Came, They Saw, and They Drank a Heckuva Lot reviews
Remus and Sirius say hello and have a slightly bizarre chat after the end of PoA. Then they get drunk, if not roaringly so. Basically a buddy fic. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-1-02 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
49. Prologuean Proportions reviews
FFIV - Just a drunken interpretation of the beginning of the game, up until our heroes leave Baron Castle. I'll admit I wrote this years ago, forgot about it, found it, and said what the hell, why not. One-shot
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-31-02 - Complete
50. Endless Schmaltz reviews
Sequel to Gundam Fling! Will the schmaltz never end? Will Bandai be able to continue selling its action figurines? That is the question. I'd really appreciate feedback on this one, since I feel it can use a lot of improvement. One-shot
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-18-02 - Complete
51. By Moonlight reviews
Kenshin ponders, weak and weary, in a shack by moonlight dreary. Then Saitoh comes in to discuss why there's a dead child over there. One-shot
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-24-02 - Complete
52. Being a Hero reviews
FF6 - Being a hero is definitely all it's cracked up to be, except when it's not. Edgar realizes that it sucks to be him. One-shot
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-17-02 - Complete
53. Adrift reviews
FF6 - My attempt at explaining how, with Edgar's help, Setzer decides it's worth it to gamble his life away for certain things and certain people. Square never did tell us why he bothered to stay with the party. One-shot
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-17-02 - Complete
54. Liberty, Equality, Brotherhood! reviews
Aside from witch-burning and head-chopping, Delita hasn't much to do once he ascends the throne of Ivalice. Fortunately, familiar others shall remedy his boredom. Watch out for senseless violence! One-shot
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-15-02 - Complete
55. I Killed a Mockingbird reviews
BOF3 - A mockingbird is harmless and gives pleasure to all who hear its song. Nina and Rei discuss the merits of killing mockingbirds over a campfire. One-shot
Breath of Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-15-02 - Complete
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