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since: 10-21-03, id: 474222, Profile Updated: 10-24-08
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Author has written 74 stories for Back to the Future, Les Miserables, Lord of the Rings, Phantom of the Opera, Wicked, Misc. Books, Misc Plays/Musicals, Peanuts, Harry Potter, Shakespeare, Misc. Movies, The Santa Clause, Into the Woods, and Emperor's New Groove.

My real name's Erin. I love Les Mis. I love adorable people like Raoul and Marius, but I also have a massive love for evil and hot people like Montparnasse and Edward Hyde. I'm a semi-lurking member of The Rabid Admirers of Underrated Lovers, or R.A.O.U.L. Society. I also currently claim to be boycotting Andrew Lloyd Webber, considering he's an unspeakable jerk and hack, but I can't help singing a little "I Only Want to Say" here and there.



Musicals I Foam-at-the-Mouth Love:
Les Miserables, Sweeney Todd, Wicked, Assassins, Forbidden Broadway, Rent, Miss Saigon
Musicals I Like Whole A Lot: Little Shop of Horrors, The Scarlet Pimpernel, Beauty and the Beast, Jekyll & Hyde, Urinetown, Fiddler on the Roof, Avenue Q, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, The Man of La Mancha, Into the Woods, The Secret Garden, Jane Eyre, Spamalot, A Chorus Line
Musicals I Kinda Like: Oliver, Jesus Christ Superstar, Joseph and the Amazing Techincolour Dreamcoat, You're A Good Man Charlie Brown, The Light in the Piazza, Cats, Seussical the Musical, The Music Man, Aida, West Side Story, ALW's The Phantom of the Opera, Damn Yankees
Musicals I HATE: Saturday Night Fever, Fosse, Grease, Oklahoma, My Fair Lady (bite me! The ending sucks!), Blast

Favourite "Popular" (in some decade or other) Songs: I Would Do Anything For Love, Lady Marmalade, 500 Miles, The Winner Takes it All, Dancing Queen, Hey Jude (AtU version), Come Together (also AtU), Goodbye Horses, It's Gonna Be Me (yes, I admit it)
Favourite Bands: Lost and Found, Boy Wonder, Chapter 6, ABBA, Weird Al Yankovic

Favourite Movies: Amadeus, Lord of the Ringses, Little Shop of Horrors, Back to the Futures, Hairspray (2007), Beauty and the Beast, Rent, The Santa Clause, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Hey Mr. Producer, Edward Scissorhands, The Princess Bride, Dog Day Afternoon, Little Miss Sunshine, Dreamgirls, Peter Jackson's King Kong, oh man this could go on forever...
Favourite Directors: Peter Jackson, M. Night Shyamalan, Frank Oz

Favourite TV Shows: DOCTOR WHO, Boy Meets World, Heroes, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Mighty Boosh, Torchwood, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Frasier, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, What Not to Wear, The Cosby Show, Saturday Night Live, The Soup, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Batman (with Adam West and Burt Ward), Lost, The Twilight Zone

Favourite Books: Les Miserables, Jane Eyre, The Scarlet Letter, The Martian Chronicles, The Stone Rose, Wicked, Son of a Witch, The Scarlet Pimpernel, Bruce Coville's My Teacher is an Alien series, Howl's Moving Castle, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and anything by Nathaniel Hawthorne, Edgar Allan Poe, or Ray Bradbury


My Favorite Quotes:

-"Oh, Sam." Frodo Baggins, LotR
-"Just because something's not real isn't no reason you can't believe in it." Uncle Hub, Secondhand Lions
-"I got my start from fan fiction." Meg Cabot, author of a bunch of books I've never read
-"And I was like fat mushy soft boy..." Sean Astin, TTT Cast Commentary
-"I'm so high I swear I could fly." Oliver Twist, Oliver!
-"Poor. All my life I've always been poor. I keep asking God what I'm for, and he tells me 'Gee, I'm not sure.'" Seymour Krelbourn, Little Shop of Horrors
-"Fill those pantaloons with LIGHT!" Sir Percy, The Scarlet Pimpernel
-"I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." Zaphod Beeblebrox, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (I think)
-"Lollipops... Ought to be called cavities on a stick." Dr. Wilbur Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
-"It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache. (sigh)" Frank N. Furter, The Rocky Horror Picture Show
-"I would totally eat that baby." Some guy in science class
-"This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes 'ding' when there's stuff." Ten, Doctor Who
-"This is an OUTRAGE!" Tony Harrison, The Mighty Boosh
(And I could have a whole new list of Boy Meets World quotes, but I'll leave that to your imagination. Any line from the show AT ALL is fair game.)


Now it's time to talk about ~Les Mis~!

The characters in general: I love almost all of them. Enjolras and Gavroche annoy me, and I get skeeved out by Thenardier, but the rest I'm a fan of, Book!verse. Musical!verse is completely different, but we won't discuss that here.

Montparnasse owns me. No, really. Look at my fic. Thus far, I've developed two Montys for the sake of fanfic. Jules Montparnasse is the "Charmer of the Shadows" version who loved Eponine but had trouble sorting out his feelings, the little cutie. Then there's Marcel, who hasn't really defined himself completely, but has a tendency to be quite evil. So far he's starred in a few one-shots and (spoiler) "For My Son." And you might notice that I think Montparnasse has sexy hands. Don't ask, just go with it. Long, slender, tapered, ivory... you know. Sexy hands. And high cheekbones. And, and... well, suffice it to say that he's hot. So. very. hot.

Eponine is okay with me, Book!verse. And as long as she's ugly and at least kind of crazy, she's fine in fanfic too. It's when she starts having weirdly uncanon relationships with males like Marius and Enjolras that she starts getting on my nerves. And when a narrator has a character suddenly see her original beauty or whatever. Eponine is a butterface, guys; let's get that straight right now. And don't start quoting Marius-and-Eponine-in-the-Field-of-the-Lark at me, because Marius was a dreamy little thing, and Hugo wasn't exactly describing conventional beauty in that scene, either. Wanna debate? I can debate with you.

I call Thenardier 'Etienne' because I think it's a good name for him. Also, he's gross and I hate him, but... in the way that Hugo wants you to hate him, so it's not like I want him to die or anything. He's just gross. And while we're chatting about bandits, let me add that I like the idea of Babet as kind of a strange father figure to Montparnasse, and I always picture him as the Babet from the TAC. That guy rocks. Claquesous scares me like Thenardier, except he's less... visible. I dunno. I love Gueulemer because he's ignored and needs a hug. I like to call him Gueuly. But you didn't need to know that. Also, Azelmafic tends to be interesting, because she's such an underdeveloped character, but I'm happiest when she's got something going on with Monty too. Boy gets around. I named Madame Thenardier Julie, because it's a good name (again, don't ask), and I feel sorry for her. I think she's probably the most tragic character. See "Etienne" for more, and a possible upcoming one-shot. Lastly, Gavroche is annoying as hell.

I adore Cosette. She's adorable and sweet and beautiful and deserves everything she gets at the end. I may have a little girlcrush on her. Which is probably why I keep slashing (?) her with Montparnasse, on whom I have a massive crush. I don't know.

As previously mentioned, I hate Enjolras. Dude was cold. I like Jehan, Grantaire, and Joly a lot, then Courfeyrac. Combeferre and Feuilly are growing on me, and Laigle is okay (except for having a thousand names, which makes me kind of furious.) I don't know a lot about Bahorel, but I'm learning... I get him confused with 'Bossuet' eight-four percent of the time. My problem with the barricade boys? Is that they keep looking one-dimensional to me. Like, 'Yep, Joly's the hypochondriac! Ferre's the thoughtful one! Bahorel is rowdy! Jehan is a poet... and might not be straight!" You know? It's a bit dull. Give me my Patron-Minette any day. They're more fun to play with.

I love Fantine let's write some more fic for her okay? Get on that because I told you to! Except, you know who I think is the most tragic character in the whole Book? Uh, this is going to sound retarded, but... Sister Simplice. Her whole life, and not one lie! I love the Simplice in the '78 movie. I think that's its one redeeming feature.

Okay. Here is my own personal canon on Marius's family. Gillenormand wanted a son to carry his name, right? But he kept having these accursed daughters, so he named the younger one, Marius's mom, for himself: Lucille. And I don't really know why, but Marius's spinster aunt has declared that her name is Berthe. So I went with it. Oh. And I absolutely love Georges Pontmercy. He seems cuddly. Then again, I think Montparnasse is cuddly, so don't take my word for it. Oh oh oh! And I'm pretty sure Theodule is gay.

And... I think it'd be fun to slash Montparnasse with, like, every single character in Les Mis ever. That's my self-proclaimed goal as of right now. Three down, nine million to go!

4/21/08-- I may have to retire from writing fic for a little while. For some reason everything I try to put to words comes out looking clunky and awful to me. I have a lot of things in the works--including the end of Fanteeney Todd and the rest of The Something Adventures of Someone ValWhoever--but I just... can't... right now. I've been doing lots of fanart-y doodles, though... maybe I'll put them on deviantart sometime...?

Hopefully this won't last more than a week or two. I certainly can't stop writing fanfic forever, no worries!

(And PhantomInspector... I love you muchly for the Monty Montage and the constant prodding... thanks very much for you support and wonderfulness... I'll finish Fanteeney Todd first by summer, I promise. Hopefully.)

6/30/08-- Okay, I lied a little. A little more than two weeks. But it's not just that I can't write, it's that I can't Les Mis. I've been fandom-jacked by Doctor Who. AND I found out that my version of the 78 movie was ABRIDGED. So that fic's on hold till I get my hands on a complete version. For the sake of fairness to John Gay. I have a fic in my brain. Dun worry, I'll write it eventually. If I can ever hammer out the plot. Thanks for... caring. XD

(Feel free to stop by my livejournal--username "lesmisloony" of course--and try to bring me back to this fandom. I'd actually appreciate it.)

9/4/08-- Maybe I'll be back soon, ey? I think I might use NaNoWriMo to get this LM/DW fic out, and then ANYTHING could happen!

10/24/08-- Five months of Doctor Who, three months of the Mighty Boosh, but Les Miserables is forever. I'm feeling a change in the wind, loves, and it's blowing me right back home to you!

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1. Zwischen Abgrund und Schein » reviews
Marius and Cosette find something unexpected in the garden. And take it home. Hopefully to be continued. Perhaps even to become a full-fledged story.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 6-7-09 - Marius & Cosette
2. The Detailed Adventures of Lino Valventura » reviews
In 1982 Robert Hossein brought us a movie that was awesomely or boringly accurate in some places and ridiculously incorrect in others. Bittersweet Barricade Day, everybody!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,943 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-6-09 - Published: 12-17-08 - Valjean & Javert
3. Wrong reviews
Sometimes Cosette can't tell where her nightmares end. Rated a little more strongly than necessary due to a bit of an alarming concept...
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-27-09 - Cosette & Marius - Complete
4. En perdant son ange reviews
When he lost his angel, he died. Cosette still cries herself to sleep.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-18-08 - Cosette & Marius - Complete
5. Dreams reviews
Cosette has deep thoughts. Marius is confused. Dreadfully short and fluffy.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-30-08 - Marius & Cosette
6. Fierté reviews
In which Claquesous does and doesn't get what he wants. Dark and slashy. For Catherine.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-24-08 - Complete
7. En Lambeaux » reviews
A strange boy and his family stop off at the Sergeant of Waterloo, and both the father and the son take an interest in the serving girl. No points for recognising those two. Vaguely AU, depending how much you value tiny details.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-4-08 - Published: 9-3-08 - Cosette
8. For My Son » reviews
In which Marius has a pouty younger brother about whom the Gillenormands knew nothing. Final chapter: Georges is dead and Marcel leaves home, presumably to take up his place in the world. It probably won't take a genius to understand what that place is.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-29-08 - Published: 3-25-07 - Marius - Complete
9. Fanteeney Todd » reviews
Fantine is alive, and has returned to Paris to seek Cosette. After beginning an odd partnership with a certain Inspector she swears she will avenge the late Madeleine by offing Thenardier and Montparnasse. Warnings for violence and a teensy bit of slash
Crossover - Les Miserables & Misc Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,998 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 9-20-07 - Fantine - Complete
10. The Forgettable Adventures of Richard Valjordan » reviews
1978 brings us Frouffy Valjean, Slashy Javert, Gollum Fantine, blonde Cosette, GEICO caveman Marius, dear God, will it ever stop?
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 3-22-08 - Valjean & Javert
11. Skirt reviews
Epparnasse. Or is it? A rather different view of Montparnasse...
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-31-08 - Eponine - Complete
12. La misére enfante la détresse reviews
Fantine? Cosette? Eponine? Drabble. A desperate attempt to cure writer's block.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-19-08
13. And Cosette? reviews
AU. In which the events of Montreuil sur Mer play out differently, but the end is almost the same. Madeleine, Simplice, Perpetue, and Fantine.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-10-08 - Fantine & Valjean - Complete
14. The Kidsafe Adventures of Frederic ValMarch » reviews
Want to know what Les Mis would be like if it was squeaky clean and Valjean was extremely attractive? Well, look no further than the 1935 movie starring Frederic March! All three Phases of the Life of Jean Valjean are up, and keep an eye on youtube...
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 1-20-08 - Published: 1-12-08 - Valjean & Javert - Complete
15. The Drunkard's Demise at the Hands of Père Noël reviews
Originally entitled The Untimely Demise of the Drunkard Grantaire at the Unforgiving Hands of Père Noël, but I could fit it. A really stupid Christmiz fic that may or may not make you roll your eyes. A bit violent...
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-20-07 - Grantaire & Enjolras - Complete
16. Juste un peu amoureuse de vous reviews
Amidst some jumbled thoughts, Eponine has an epiphany in the form of a flashback before she dies. And yes, a handsome murderer is involved, because it's my fic.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-1-07 - Eponine & Marius - Complete
17. Fall reviews
Montparnasse and Eponine fluff. That's right, fluff. With almost no context or content. Because MontyPonine is darker and more interesting than MariusCosette, I guess.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-22-07 - Eponine - Complete
18. The Wacky Adventures of Jean Valdepardieu » reviews
Don't have six hours free to watch the 2000 LM miniseries starring Gerard Depardieu? Don't speak French? Well, here's an abridged version of the film to let you know what you're missing... if anything. Please check out my youtube recap as well!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,644 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 11-12-07 - Published: 11-6-07 - Valjean & Javert - Complete
19. En faisant le guet reviews
A MontparnasseEponine ficlet, but not what you usually see. After all, who says it's canon that Eponine was the one being used?
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-4-07 - Eponine - Complete
20. L'ange et le diable reviews
Cosette makes eyes at a mysterious gentleman, and finds out that one should be a little more careful when flirting with strangers. Montparnasse, Cosette, and an ending that could surprise you. Slightly changed from the original version.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-2-07 - Cosette - Complete
21. Mizzies on a Plane! » reviews
A young LM fan finds that her plane has been overrun by Mizzies in a time warp. Insanity ensues, with a mild chance of hilarity. Hurray, another stupid ending on a weird parody fic! Betcha didn't see THAT coming.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,525 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 10-24-07 - Published: 8-28-07 - Enjolras & Les Amis - Complete
22. High School » reviews
Because it strikes me as unlikely that any of these kids would grow up to be normal. Implied mature content. Ten new chapters FTW.
Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 10-23-07 - Published: 9-28-06 - Complete
23. a hart ful of luv! reviews
this is what le mizz should have happned!1! no flames plz lol thnks! omg i hat cossette eponine is so muhc better!
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 10-12-07 - Eponine & Marius - Complete
24. Deux anges reviews
This is what happens when I TRY to write my favourite crack!pairing, Cosette and Montparnasse. Weirdly amusing where it should have been dark and chilling. Whatever. Horror and Humour? Sure.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-9-07 - Cosette - Complete
25. Pointing North reviews
Our favourite hypochondriac steals away for a moment on June 5th to bid a bitter farewell to the reflection of his tongue. And he obsesses over the health of the unconscious Grantaire. Oneshot.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-7-07 - Grantaire - Complete
26. Another One reviews
Postmarriage Marius and Cosette in a short piece sort of inspired by Hemingway's Hills Like White Elephants.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-23-07 - Marius & Cosette - Complete
27. Of Escape reviews
Babet, Montparnasse, and a cat. Very short and almost pointless.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-13-07 - Complete
28. Epic in the Alley reviews
Who would win in a fight? Enjolras, Montparnasse, and an unlikely weapon.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-6-07 - Enjolras - Complete
29. Etienne » reviews
Etienne Thenardier before Montfermeil, meeting his wife and things like that. Turns out he's exactly as twisted as you think.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-23-07 - Published: 7-25-07
30. I Can See reviews
A Gueulemer fic, because I did a search for him and NOTHING CAME UP. The unsung Hercules may not be a scholar, but he's more perceptive than the others think, and he knows a few little secrets...
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-22-07
31. At Work reviews
[Amadeus] Writing Salieri!fic is a lovely way to take out anger at your Muse. Drabble.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-21-07 - Complete
32. The Murderess reviews
A familiar young murderer may have finally met his match. Oneshot.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-6-07 - Complete
33. Tiff reviews
Marius is finally able to grow a mustache, and Cosette is unimpressed.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-31-07 - Cosette & Marius - Complete
34. Marthe reviews
Jehan muses on the one woman he really loves. I guess.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-16-07 - Complete
35. Ragdoll reviews
Montfermeil Eponine is angry with Azelma, and is hit by The Anvil of Foreshadowing... note the genre, though. Sort of a drabble and a half.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-19-07 - Eponine - Complete
36. Only Chaos reviews
Had he thought, even for a moment, of what his piety would do to me! Angst in Montreuil sur Mer. Just making a point.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-29-07 - Complete
37. The Lives of the Wicked Should Be reviews
[Sweeney Todd] Had Sweeney’s evil been so powerful that it had not died with him? Anthony muses at the barber's grave and finds something startling. A crossover of sorts, and kudos to those who know what with.
Misc Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-13-07 - Complete
38. Now reviews
I’m still alone, but I’m fine with that. Because I have my dream, and I have to believe it could come true. I have to. Without my dream I’ll have nothing, and then it’ll really be just me against a whole big world... More of Eponine's reflections.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-10-07 - Eponine - Complete
39. Borrowed Letters reviews
With no mistress of his own, Jehan decides to help his friends. Inspired by Cyrano de Bergerac. Drabble.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-6-07 - Marius - Complete
40. Too Much of Water reviews
[Hamlet] Ophelia dies.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-3-07 - Complete
41. Our Future reviews
Eponine remembers all of her broken dreams, and delights in the idea that this one will not be. Disjointed and somewhat insane, but what do you expect?
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-24-07 - Eponine - Complete
42. Dissatisfied reviews
Cosette is pensive, and a little grouchy, as she ponders her relationship with Marius. Oneshot.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-19-07 - Cosette & Marius - Complete
43. Nagging reviews
A pointless drabble written in about five minutes due to sheer annoyance. Feel free to move on and read something far better. Montparnasse's beginnings... sort of. I'll come up with better things than this soon, I promise you.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-17-07 - Complete
44. Tableau reviews
Montparnasse has a secret. Based upon another book, but I shan't say which.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-7-07 - Complete
45. Exist reviews
Azelma is kind of insane. And Montparnasse might be too. I have no idea what this is supposed to be.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-1-07 - Complete
46. The Youngest » reviews
Updated again. It started as a oneshot, but now I don't know what you'd call it. Montparnasse, Eponine, and something that probably never crossed your mind.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-29-07 - Published: 1-1-07 - Eponine
47. Charmer of the Shadows » reviews
Despite what you may think, Montparnasse’s life was really a neverending search for love, happiness, and fancy clothes... until he met Eponine. Rated for language, loose women, and lots of blood. Complete at last.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,023 - Reviews: 250 - Updated: 1-25-07 - Published: 12-31-04 - Eponine - Complete
48. The Way It Should Have Been reviews
Geez, people, review the story, not my summary! Written to fit anywhere in the series. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-23-06 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete
49. The Inspector's New Groove » reviews
Rewritten in story form. Silly Javert has gone and made some dangerous enemies, and they will have their revenge. Incredibly stupid, and when have I written a parody that wasn't sickeningly OOC?
Crossover - Les Miserables & Emperor's New Groove - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 8-5-06 - Published: 6-27-05 - Javert
50. De Pluie » reviews
One rainstorm and its effect on the four chief members of the Patron Minette. Insanely short little chapters. Why does this story have 130 hits and 4 reviews?
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-15-06 - Published: 6-9-06 - Complete
51. Lies reviews
[Little Shop of Horrors] Seymour is feeling guilty. Drabble.
Misc Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-6-06 - Complete
52. The New Production » reviews
COMPLETE. I have randomly forced the characters of Phantom to reenact Les Miserables! Can they do the show and keep their sanity? Those of them that have sanity... Come one and all to see the world's worst ending.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,406 - Reviews: 498 - Updated: 5-10-06 - Published: 7-25-04 - Raoul & Erik - Complete
53. The Room reviews
[The Scarlet Letter] His inward trouble drove him to practices more in accordance with the old, corrupted faith... In his secret closet, under lock and key, there was a bloody scourge. Oneshot.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-7-06 - Complete
54. Fading reviews
Probably not very good, written to get through a block. One of our minor characters grows old alone. Oneshot.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-3-05 - Complete
55. And All I See reviews
For H. Sibelius. A companion to my Words of Love series. Don't spear me, she made me do it! Amanda is having trouble coping with what she has seen.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-1-05 - Complete
56. Emotions reviews
After releasing the Persian on Christine's request, Erik is pensive. Rated for unexpected slashiness. Yes, slashiness by me.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-23-05 - Erik & Raoul - Complete
57. Into the Streets » reviews
COMPLETE. Two unoriginal OC's and nearly all the characters of 1832 take to the streets for various reasons. OOCness abounds. Into the WoodsxLM
Crossover - Les Miserables & Into the Woods - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,421 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 6-25-05 - Published: 2-2-05 - Enjolras - Complete
58. Liir reviews
Novelbased, obviously. Just a short little piece on everyone's favourite character left out of the musical... or mine, anyway. Liir ponders.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-12-05 - Complete
59. Ache reviews
Raoul is sad. For Project Vicomte, if you want it.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-7-05 - Raoul & Christine - Complete
60. Les Petites » reviews
A collection of ficlets by moi. Some are insane, some are serious, some are parodies. Now featuring Jamais Aux Mes Cotes, a "deleted scene" from the Words of Love series.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,553 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 3-4-05 - Published: 4-22-04
61. A Chagny After All reviews
Raoul's reactions after seeing Christine onstage for the first time since Perros. Yay for Philippe, La Sorelli, and Gaston Leroux! Mostly fluff. Dedicated to Project Vicomte and R.A.O.U.L.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-14-05 - Raoul - Complete
62. The Man of Paris » reviews
COMPLETE! In response to his awareness of the crappiness of the world, Enjolras chooses a different course of action than you would expect. Instead of overthrowing the government he becomes a knight-errant! LM - Man of La Mancha - Monty Python
Crossover - Les Miserables & Misc Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 2-2-05 - Published: 10-8-04 - Enjolras - Complete
63. Sanctuary reviews
Look, I wrote drabble! Basically a bunch of Raoulyfluff. Because I love the poor dear. Dedicated to Project Vicomte.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-29-05 - Christine & Raoul - Complete
64. In Your Embrace At Last » reviews
COMPLETE. Yay it's the threquel! Last installment of the Words of Love thing. With the love quadrilateral missing a point, we end up with a couple and a random psycho bystander! PG13 for V, L, SC.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,429 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 12-31-04 - Published: 8-18-04 - Complete
65. The Grasshopper and the Scorpion reviews
At eleven o'clock, Christine is faced with a heartbreaking decision, and all roads seem to lead to death. Surprise ending.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-4-04 - Christine & Erik - Complete
66. Intruder reviews
A retelling of the night Raoul had that unexpected guest... you know the one. From a slightly different perspective.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-18-04 - Raoul - Complete
67. If I Could Heal Your Wounds » reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to Words of Love. Actors in Les Mis have lives that kind of parallel the story. Remember the love quadrilateral? Well, now it's turned around and facing the other way. PG for drugs and naughtiness. Look for the threquel.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,016 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 8-14-04 - Published: 5-29-04 - Complete
68. Legeo & Gimliet » reviews
COMPLETE! Cupid not the reindeer gets bored and mass hysteria ensues. Join in Pippin's search for the perfect catch phrase! PG for extreme insanity and overabuse of some characters coughLegolascough
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 10,795 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 7-21-04 - Published: 3-6-04 - Legolas & Gimli - Complete
69. Les Mis Meets Back to the Future Part II » reviews
I told you I'd make a sequel, so I did! Doc Brown has taken Cosette and Marius into the future to prevent their kids from doing something stupid. Will they succeed?
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-22-04 - Published: 6-16-04 - Cosette & Marius
70. Words of Love » reviews
COMPLETE! I have successfully created a love... quadrilateral! Whoo! Why can't they just be two happy couples? Cos then I wouldn't have a plot, of course. Read the sequel.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,862 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 5-28-04 - Published: 3-13-04 - Complete
71. Mizzies at the Park » reviews
COMPLETE! My Mizzies decide they want to come with me to the park... but they aren't clear as to what kind of park I'm going to. Everyone is OOC and the bishop rides a llama.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 4-25-04 - Published: 3-20-04 - Les Amis & Javert - Complete
72. The Javvie Clause » reviews
COMPLETE! Javert accidentally knocks Père Noël off the roof of the police station and has to become Santa. He undergoes a HUGE character change and gets rather fat.
Crossover - Les Miserables & The Santa Clause - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,250 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 4-22-04 - Published: 11-15-03 - Javert - Complete
73. Bobette » reviews
COMPLETE! So... What if Fantine had had twins? And now they've switched places and Parnasse is hitting on Cosette instead of her sister! Nooo!
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 3-9-04 - Published: 1-13-04 - Cosette - Complete
74. Les Mis Meets Back to the Future » reviews
COMPLETE! Doctor Emmett Brown takes a visit to Paris and makes trouble for Cosette. Or does Cosette make trouble for him? PG for lovely ladies and mild violence.
Crossover - Back to the Future & Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,776 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 3-9-04 - Published: 11-11-03 - Cosette - Complete
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