sometimes I get so weird
I even freak myself out
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Avatar is NOT MINE. It was created by a very talented person on livejournal. :)

hi, I'm light within darkness. (I used to be yukaichick, but I've changed my penname.) right now, I write just for "Kingdom Hearts," but I'm hoping some other stuff will be coming soon. (It depends on how fast I finish my current projects, I guess. -sweatdrops-)

-yaoi lover
-completely and utterly nucking futs
-loves teh secksy anime/manga boys :3
-potty mouth
-thinks big, complex, weird-ass thoughts
-a sooper-jeenyus ;)

this is my profile. new and improved. I kept the "kingdom hearts" quiz, though-you can find out a little bit about me as a person from it, I guess. plus I like it best. :)

when I first joined fanfiction my profile was really long-I had about every "copy and paste" piece of shit you could find on this site on it. then I looked on it and it took me forever just to scroll down to my stories. too much stuff. so I took it all down to what I consider the bare essentials. It's still insanely long, but at least there's no copy/paste annoyances.

BIO:

AGE: 19

GENDER: female

GRADE: Sophomore in college. Hoo boy...O.O

PETS: female hamster, Nova, and a male betta fish, Roxas (yes, for realsies!)

INTERESTS: stopping global warming, acting, reading, writing, video games, hiking, downhill skiing, yaoi, English, history, psychology, philosophy, quantum physics theory, fantasy, sci-fi, animals.

JOB: During the summer months I volunteer at the animal shelter. :3

STORY JOURNAL/UPDATE SCHEDULE:

STORIES:

"Riku and Sora Make a Porno" (Kingdom Hearts): AU. Takes place in Twilight Town. Main pairing SoRiku, side pairing AkuRoku, mentions of Cleon, Wakka/Lulu, and past Riku/Olette. When Riku gets fired from his job as a YMCA girls' basketball coach due to various drunken escapades, he and his roommate/best friend Sora are depending on Sora's job as a daytime high school security guard for cash. But when Sora loses that job due to an economic recession, they can't find new jobs due to the same economic troubles. When Roxas suggests making a gay porno to earn some quick cash, with him directing and his boyfriend Axel filming, Sora jumps at the opportunity. Riku gets dragged along for the ride, and what follows are various hilarious situations and shameless satirizations of some aspects of the KH games, such as the Heartless and Keyblades. But what happens when Riku and Sora realize they love each other?
STATUS: COMPLETE. Much thanks to everyone who R&R-ed!
the uncensored version of this story can be found on adultfanfiction.net at: http://games.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600084048

"Blink" (Kingdom Hearts): A collection of one-shots all centering around completely, totally, utterly CRACK KH pairings. All stories take place in the KH universe. Currently posted are "Flower Garden" (aerith/goofy), "Ordinary Day" (zexion/fuu), "Soulless" (sephiroth/hades), "Gray" (cloud/kairi), "Power" (marluxia/namine), "Castle of Madness" (riku replika/vexen), and "Idle Wishes" (xigbar/saix). Suggestions for pairings are encouraged!
STATUS: In-progress

"Equipoise" (Kingdom Hearts): AkuRoku. Canon. Various settings/time periods, 358/2 Days compliancy varies as well. A collection of AkuRoku drabbles, all focusing on how Axel and Roxas are different and how those differences help balance them as a couple. All will hopefully be short (around 1 or 2 pages.) Genres, themes, and other characters will vary. In honor of AkuRoku Day.
STATUS: In-Progress

"Go Elf Yourself" (Kingdom Hearts): AU. ChristmasFic. Written in blog format. Takes place in Hollow Bastion. Main pairing SoRiku, side pairing AkuRoku, brief mention of Zemyx. Sora and his twin brother Roxas move to Hollow Bastion shortly after graduating college, so that Roxas can begin his new job at a communications company. Sora, however, is having trouble finding a job. After a lot of hunting, he finds a seasonal position working as an elf at the fanciest department store in town, Radiant Garden. But this new job isn't as easy as it seems, with a boss who seems to be the Devil incarnate, two supervisors who are constantly at odds with each other, angry customers, and the antics of his fellow employees. Things are just as hectic at home, where the crazy new neighbor Axel seems to be obsessed with Roxas, and the feeling definitely doesn't appear to be mutual. But Sora can put all that aside for his new crush Riku, who works with him at the store as a Santa Claus, especially since they're starting to become more than "just friends." But will one disasterous incident stop this blossoming romance in its tracks? (GiftFic for moon maiden of time)
STATUS: COMPLETE (Well, for now anyway. I'm thinking about going back and adding a Comments section to Sora's blog as a type of Epilogue, but if that happens, it won't be until next Christmas, so don't anyone get too excited just yet.) As always, much thanks to all my reviewers! This story was definitely a surprise hit for me.

"Possessions" (Kingdom Hearts): Canon, Zemyx, very one-sided XigDem. Takes place mostly in The World That Never Was. Rated M for yaoi (male/male sex), violence, language, mindfuckery, and any other disturbing stuff that may pop up as I go along. After becoming a Nobody, Zexion's merely surviving on memories of what it was like to feel, and he's only living to help the Organization fulfill its ultimate goal and reclaim his own heart. But then he meets Myde, a young man who plays the sitar on a remote fishing village-type world. And Zexion's mind is flooded with thoughts of love, and want, and need. However, without a heart there is no way he can ever truly love Myde. So he destroys Myde's world and turns the young sitar player into a Nobody, so that he can at least be with him. Written in honor of Zemyx Day 2010, going off the thought "Since Nobodies can't really feel, what would a "romantic" relationship be like between them?
STATUS: In-Progress, so let's just add it to my list of things that'll be updated as I slog through my backlog of neglected FanFiction. This story has been cross-posted to my AdultFanFiction account at http://games.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600085520

ONE-SHOTS:

"Goodnight, Goodbye" (Kingdom Hearts): KH I, implied SoRiku. Sora and Riku reflect on their relationship with each other through thoughts. Switches from Sora's and Riku's POVs, and goes over the different encounters the two have with each other in the first KH game. My first one-shot ever! (For Krystal)

"Adieu" (Kingdom Hearts): KH II, mild Namixas, Axel/Roxas friendship only. Sorta-deathfic. Namine and Axel deal with Roxas's death after meeting in a void-Namine through eventual acceptance, Axel through denial. My way of dealing with the death of my French teacher this year. (In memory of Mme. M)

"Alone" (Kingdom Hearts): AU, one-sided SoRiku, SoKai. Takes place in Destiny Islands High School. Implied deathfic. Sora blossoms in high school, making new friends and even finding a potential girlfriend in new student Kairi. But Riku isn't taking the loss of his love interest and best friend since childhood well at all. It all goes down in the gym after school. And no one likes to be alone...(For Krystal)

"Razor Bites" (Kingdom Hearts): AU, one-sided SoRiku, RikuRoku. Setting unspecified. Sora cuts himself for the first time after catching his boyfriend Riku cheating on him with Roxas. Deals with angst and strong emotions. Rated M for mature but non-citrus-y subjects, blood, and disturbing scenes. (For me)

"Ragnarok" (Kingdom Hearts): Post-KH II, Kairi-centric, no pairings. Deathfic. Kairi waits for Sora and Riku at the end of the world. (I love this one-shot the most out of all the things I've written. I think it's one of the best things I've done. Go figure...it's disturbing and Kairi-centric with no pairings. But I love it anyway.)

"Zexion's Guide to Clubbing" (Kingdom Hearts): Canon, Zemyx, takes place in the World That Never Was and Traverse Town. Zexion doesn't want to go to a club with Demyx. He wants Demyx to quit distracting him every day so he can work. He feels no attraction at all for Demyx. But after being blackmailed, changed into a sexy clubbing outfit, and listening to a very interesting rendition of "Jessie's Girl," will Zexion finally admit his true feelings for Demyx? (GiftFic for Krystal)

"Skullduggery" (Kingdom Hearts): Alternate Reality, Pre-KH (Apprenticeverse), MarVex (Of sorts: actually Even/Lumaria), slight Zemyx (Also of sorts: actually Ienzo/Myde). Takes place in Radiant Garden. When Braig and Dilan break all the delicate equipment in the apprentice laboratories while training, it falls on Even to go buy new equipment before Master Ansem returns. With Ienzo in tow, he meets a man with the strangest hair color and most beautiful eyes he's ever seen at the marketplace. Only problem is, he's also the rudest, most immature man Even's ever met as well. But when Even's munny mysteriously vanishes, can this pretty stranger save the day? Or will it turn out to have been his fault all along? Rated for Braig's potty mouth. ;) (Birthday GiftFic for Krystal)

KINGDOM HEARTS:
otps: soriku (yaoi), saix/larxene (het)
ot3: axel/roxas/xion
yaoi: akuroku, zemyx, cloud/sephiroth, akuzeku, saxel, marluxia/vexen, akusora, terra/ven, vanitas/ven
yuri: kairi/namine
het: axel/kairi, sora/yuffie, namixas, namiora, cloti, zack/aerith, aqua/ven
other: sora/cloud, leon/riku, riku/sora/kairi, squffie, riku/xion, terra/aqua/ven, hayner/pence/olette
...and of course, Canon Disney Pairings. (mickey/minnie, donald/daisy, ariel/eric, etc.)
favorite character: SORA!! :3 He makes me smile.

FINAL FANTASY VII:
otps: cloud/sephiroth (yaoi), yuffentine (het)
ot3: zack/sephiroth/cloud
yaoi: reno/rude, reeve/rufus, rufno, weiss/nero
het: cloti, zack/aerith, shelkero
favorite character: cloud strife=amazing :o

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST
otp: roy/ed
yaoi: al/scar, envy/greed, edvy
het: ed/winry, roy/riza, al/marta, hughes/gracia, scar/lust, izumi/sieg
other: shesca/winry, sloth/lust, roy/winry, greed/marta
favorite character: ed is my baby. :3
(though envy makes me gigglesnort. I think it's the miniskirt.)

SENGOKU BASARA
otp: masamune/yukimura
yaoi: motochika/motonari, ieyasu/mitsunari, nobunaga/mitsuhide, takeda/uesugi
het: sasuke/kasuga, nagamasa/oichi, toshi/matsu
yuri: nouhime/oichi
favorite character: I'm pretty much watching the show just for masamune-sama. Mmmm... *fans self*

THE "KINGDOM HEARTS" SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says so to spread the "Kingdom Hearts" fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite Things" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Sora. Bite me, Organization fangirls. I love the Nobodies too, but Sora will always be my one and only. That boy took out 1000 Heartless by himself. I never saw Riku do that.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

All my previous favorites have been replaced by Aqua. The second I started playing her scenario in BBS I was all "dhwbxwkjcbjkaxbnk GAH AQUA I LOVE YOOOOOUUUU." That girl is in control, calm, cool, collected, and kicks so much ass. What's not to love? She's AMAZING!!! :DDDDDD

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Xemnas: It took that guy, like, five minutes just to say "Indeed" for Heaven's sake!! Not to mention he's a sadistic/masochistic loon. Completely off his rocker. I imagine the other Organization members had some serious WTF moments seeing him up there on the balcony going "Kiiinnngggddddoooommmm Heeeaaaarrrtttssss..."

Xaldin: But I think that's mostly because he looks like my ex-boyfriend with dreadlocks. Plus he tried to kidnap Belle, my favorite Disney Princess! That jerk! :K

Though some characters may do/say things that disturb me at times, those two are really the only ones.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi. I actually have a kind of love/hate relationship with her, and here's why:

In the game, Kairi's pretty much useless. I find her character to be that of the stereotypical princess and she's always waiting around to be rescued. In KH I, she spends most of the game unconscious and saves Sora by hugging him. In CoM she's pretty much ignored altogether. In KH II she waits around on Destiny Islands for Sora and Riku (instead of going to find them herself like I would have done) and then gets kidnapped by Axel (later Saix) and waits in the World That Never Was for Sora. Then she SOMEHOW gets a Keyblade, kills two Heartless, and jumps off a balcony like a crazed bungee jumper. She's a ditz, her giggle is incredibly annoying, and she's portrayed as this completely pure person who has no character faults. It's very annoying. -_-

(However, she's cute as all hell in the manga. Go figure. :3)

In FanFiction, however, I find myself liking Kairi a bit more, mostly because writers have given her more of a personality and a spine. She seems like a more likeable, stronger person who doesn't make me want to go bash my head against a wall in annoyance.

Thank you, FanFiction! :)

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Hundred Acre Wood. It's the only world that wasn't infested by Heartless, and I always get a nice warm fuzzy feeling when I play it. :3 I'd love to live there and hang out with Pooh and Tigger and Piglet all day.

6. Least Favorite World?

Disney Castle/Timeless River. The theme song in Disney Castle made my eye twitch. And Timeless River was just really, really retarded.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Oathkeeper. That's my special sword, both because of the symbolism behind it and the fact that it represents Light. :) I use it all the time.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Xigbar's arrowguns. I love you, Xiggy, and you're totally badass, but I can't ever hit anything with your guns when I play as you in Mission Mode. Not to mention "Lock and reload!" loses its charm as a catchphrase when that's all you're doing. -_-

9. Fave. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

In "Kingdom Hearts" it was TinkerBell. She saved me from dying a million times, especially while fighting Dragon Maleficent. In "Kingdom Hearts II" it was Chicken Little, because he's cute. :3

10. Fave. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final Form, because you can fly and because of the connotations to Roxas. Awww, Roxas...X3

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi couplings) Why?

I have a bunch:

Sora/Riku, because they obviously care tons about each other. Sora got down on his knees and cried when he found Riku again in KH II, and Riku gave up his body and self for Sora. There's quite obviously something more between these two friends who'd be willing to do anything to be together. (Yaoi OTP)

Sora/Yuffie, because it's cute, sweet, and funny.

Riku/Sora/Kairi. Trinity for the WIN.

Terra/Ven/Aqua. Another amazing, kickass trinity FOR THE WIN.

Hayner/Pence/Olette. This trinity gets so little love from the fandom, but I think it's absolutely adorable. It reminds me of summertime. :3

Terra/Ven. For anyone who's played BBS, it's quite obvious the two of them think about each other a lot, and they seem to have a little something-something going on, in my opinion... ;)

Vanitas/Ven. Like Cloud/Sephiroth, I have a thing for the bad guy and the good guy falling in love and deciding not to kill each other. It's another one of my "make love not war" pairings, I guess.

AkuRoku, because of sea salt ice cream on a clock tower during a sunset, and because "no one would miss me, that's not true, I would," and finally "let's meet up again in the next life."

Cloud/Tifa, because I love them both and they'd be awesome together. And kick-ass. Mmhmm.

Cloud/Sephiroth, because I have a HUGE thing for two people who hate each other falling in love in the end. They're also quite a bit alike if you examine their personalities. One of my "make love not war" pairings. ;)

Zack/Aerith: Zack's in the game now! IT'S OFFICIALLY CANON! XDDDD

Sora/Namine, because they're cute together. I think Sora did more for Namine in CoM than he did for Kairi in KH I or II, but that's just me. ;)

Roxas/Namine, because that's also cute and incredibly sweet.

Aqua/Ven. Since Aqua and Ven are amazing, and they're both "the light people" in BBS, this pairing has a soft spot in my heart. It's hard to find a well written one though.

Kairi/Namine. Two cute girls in little dresses makinng out. What more could you ask for?

Squffie, because it has the potential to be funny, angsty, or both. How awesome is THAT!?

Sora/Cloud, because it's hot and because I think Cloud has the potential to be a good mentor for Sora. :)

Leon/Riku. Can you spell A-N-G-S-T? (Also, I think Leon would be a good mentor for Riku.)

Axel/Kairi. I really am not sure why...I mean, Axel kidnaps her and all...but I blame silver moon droplet, who is awesomesauce. XD

Saix/Larxene, because they're both insane and sadistic. A match made in heaven...A crazy, messed up heaven. O.o Still, I like the pairing. There's some great Saix/Larxenes out there, though not nearly enough. THERE NEED TO BE MORE!! (Het OTP)

Zemyx, because it's beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. There are so many great Zemyxs out there, and I love tons of them. (Dualism's stories converted me to Zemyxism.) :)

AkuZeku: Two words-Jander Panell. Look her up.

Saxel. I found out they used to be friends and immediately started pairing them up in my head. Honestly, I'll pair Axel with ANYONE.

Marluxia/Vexen. I just cannot see Marly with a girl. So I pair him up with Vexy! Even though Vexy's the creepy old guy in the basement. Hey, Marluxia might have some weird kinks...O.o

Axel/Roxas/Xion. Xion adds such a lovely dimension to the already amazing wonderfulness of AkuRoku. There's just something about three friends, together against the world like that...Basically, prepare for imminant FanFiccage. (OT3)

Riku/Xion: If Riku MUST be with a girl, Xion is the one I see the most canon evidence for.

Canon Disney Pairings: Everyone always seems to ignore Disney in this game, especially when they're writing FanFiction. Which is bad, because Disney is such a huge, integral part of the game. :( So I officially support Canon Disney Pairings, such as Mickey/Minnie and Donald/Daisy. Admit it...you guys loved these pairings as kids. And I still love them now.

12. Least Fave. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Sora/Kairi, because I feel only have a brother/sister relationship. They hug like, what? Twice? That's not Love and Devotion. All Kairi did was stand on a beach all day, anyway, waiting for Sora. Her idea of "doing something" is apparently sending a letter in a bottle. -_- (Admittedly, yes, he gave up his heart in KH I, but I think that was more to save the worlds.)

Riku/Kairi, because I'm a Sora fangirl at heart, and Riku's punishment for being mean to Sora in KH I should be not getting Kairi, ever. :P

Cloud/Aerith. Aerith rules, of course, but I vastly prefer Zackrith.

Riku/Namine. I just don't like it. I don't know why. I just...don't.

Roxas/Olette. I guess it's because she never really knew him. Also, Olette's kinda boring. I think her character should be developed more.

Riku/Olette. I read one that was good, and in it Olette died, so I guess I just don't like the pairing.

Riku/Yuffie. I don't think they have good chemistry. He's angsty, she's not. I don't see any way it could work.

Lexaeus/Zexion...because Zexion is Demyx's. Also, Lexaeus doesn't strike me as gay. I think he'd do better with a girl. Or sitting at the bar with a glass of something strong, shaking his haed at everyone else's stupidity.

Vexen/Zexion or Vexen/Demyx...because once again, Zemyx rocks harder and is just more awesome, and Vexen is creepy and kinda strikes me as the "child molestor" type.

Sora paired with Ansem the Wise, Xehanort's Heartless, or Xemnas. AGGGGHHH! (shields eyes)

Marluxia/Larxene. Again, I just CAN'T see Marluxia with a girl!! In my mind, he's very firmly gay. Besides, I doubt Larxene would want a boyfriend who's more feminine than she is, anyway.

13. Any cool KH crack pairings you've heard of?

I LOVE CRACK PAIRINGS. Most of my favorite pairings are crack, actually. Here are my favorites:

Zemyx

Sora/Yuffie

Axel/Kairi

Sora/Cloud

Leon/Riku

Saix/Larxene

Axel/Zexion

Marluxia/Vexen

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Namine/Tidus. That's the hands-down weirdest. O.o

Sora/Tron. There's actually a KH Community dedicated to this pairing, no lie.

15. Any "KH-pet-peeves" you have?

Fighting Sephiroth in KHII. He was A PAIN IN THE ASS! I never did defeat him...Oh, and fighting the Tournaments in KH. And finding the Dalmation puppies in KH. And CoM was just one GIANT pet peeve of mine. Why? One word. CARDS.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

In "Kingdom Hearts?" Ariel. She heals you all the time, and is actually pretty strong. In "Kingdom Hearts II?" Riku. I mean, he's really tough, and he can use the power of Darkness. Plus, the Riku Limit was pretty awesome too. I also liked fighting with all the FF characters in Hollow Bastion/Radiant Garden, although they weren't really my partners. You just fight with them for two minutes and move on. But it was still AWESOME! :D

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

Let's ask the Magic 8 Ball! -shakeshakeshake- "All signs point to YES." Ha! I knew it! Saix totally wants to sleep with Xemnas. ;)

I like Saix/Larxene best, though. AND I ALWAYS WILL. (In my head, they're together...) :)

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

NO. He has the best hair ever. ;)

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

YES!! I thought he was a chick when I first saw him, no lie! I usually pair him up with Vexen or some other Organization member. I'm so certain Marluxia is gay that I wil never, ever pair him up with a girl, unless I'm doing crack.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

In the games? YES.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Naminé or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine. I don't like Roxas/Olette. But Namine and Roxas would be ADORABLE together. And I think Namine's pure awesome in a white dress. :3

22. What's your theory on "Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep?"

Aqua had better be in a future KH title or I will be angry. :x

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

The plot was great. You've got your first introduction to Organization XIII, a great powerplay between the upper and lower levels of Castle Oblivion, Axel the double agent bringing the whole thing down like a tumbling house of cards, intrigue and betrayal by the bucketload, a young girl with immense power who finds herself powerless and manages to do immense harm before fixing it all in a personal quest for redemption, and a hero slowly losing his mind and going a bit crazy at the end. Also, we have the anti-hero fighting his demons and accepting himself for who he is, not a creature of light or of darkness but something in-between the two.

...AND THE EFFING CARD SYSTEM MADE THE WHOLE THING NIGH UNPLAYABLE. Way to go, Squeenix. -_-

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Definitely Sora. Because that's like meeting Roxas too! Since they Merged together and all. So you get a two in one, almost. Plus, I love Sora. Love Love Love Sora. (I'm a Sora fangirl!) :D

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Also Sora. Like him, I'm goofy and fun-loving and silly at times, but I have a big heart and don't like to give up, and I can kick some butt when I want to, even if you wouldn't think that I could. And like Sora, I care deeply for my friends too. ^^

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

OK, I had to think a minute theI re, but I have one now.

Me and a friend were at an electronics store, and I'd just beaten KH II. She'd just beaten Sephiroth in KH II as well. (I CAN'T KILL SEPHY...WAHGH!) So we were looking at video games, and feeling miserable that there were no new KH games out there. So then my friend says "Doesn't 358/2 come out this summer?" I say, "No, I don't think it's out yet." My friend says, "I wanna know. Go ask the store clerk." I say. "No!" She yells, "ASK THE STORE CLERK!" To avoid any more weirdness (because my friends are VERY weird) I go up to the store clerk and I ask, "Excuse me, do you have Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 for Nintendo DS?" I had to repeat the name of the game about three times because it's weird, but the guy finally is all, "OOHHH, a Kingdom Hearts game" and looks it up. Then he looks at me funny and says, "Kid, that won't be out for a LOOONNG time yet." I blushed about five different shades of red (and so did my friend!) and quickly said "Thanks!" and just left.

I didn't go back to that store for a month.

Save yourself the embarrassment, everyone: "Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days" won't be out until 2009.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Yes, I cosplayed as the Great Ninja Yuffie Kisaragi twice, and I'm planning on cosplaying as Aqua at a convention coming up in February. XD

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

In "Birth By Sleep":
Ven hands the two lifetime passes to Disney Town to Aqua and Terra and says, "He said...to bring two grownups." (AAAAAWWWWWW!!!)

In "Kingdom Hearts":
Traverse Town
Goofy: Hey, why dont'cha come with us? We can travel to other worlds on our vessel.
Leon: Go with them, Sora, especially if you want to find your friends.
Sora: OK...
Donald: But you can't come looking like that! No frowning! No sad face! This boat runs on happy faces!
Goofy: Yeah! You gotta look funny, like us!
Sora: Happy? (looks up with the most RETARDED grin on his face.)

In "Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories":
Riku (walking around in Hollow Bastion): Oh look, here's the room they gave me to sleep in.
DiZ: Yes. You betray your friends, your family, and your World for the Darkness. But hey, at least they give you a nice room.

In "358/2 Days"
HalloweenTown:
Roxas sees the scarecrow-thingy Jack Skellington made in the center of town.
Roxas: Is that supposed to be...me? (Pause) I'm just not seeing it...
At The End of The Game:
Roxas: No! Xion! You can't die! Who will I have ice cream with!?
(I know that was supposed to be a sad moment, but I still giggled a little. That line seemed so out of place there...)

In "Kingdom Hearts II":
The World That Never Was
Sora: Hey Riku, you're coming back home with us, right?
Riku (is silent for a minute): I had given in to the darkness. How am I going to face everyone?
Sora: Like THIS! (makes an adorable funny face)
Riku: (laughs)

Another funny "Kingdom Hearts II" moment was:
Radiant Garden:
Tifa: I'm looking for a guy with spiky hair.
Sora: (looks up at his own hair and tweaks one of the spikes)
Tifa: No. Spikier.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

In "Birth by Sleep": Terranort. I must've died at least a hundred times before I finally managed to kill him. DX

In "Kingdom Hearts": Dragon Maleficent, Riku (when possessed by Xehanort's Heartless), Xehanort's Heartless, the Hades Cup, Gold Cup, and Platinum Cup Tournament Battles, Xehanort's Heartless

In "Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories": It got to a point where EVERY boss was painful to fight. EVERY LAST ONE!! The hardest, though, would probably have been Vexen's Riku Replika, Axel (the second time), and Marluxia. And Hades, and Maleficent, and that poison thing in Monstro, too.

In "358/2 Days:" Xion at the end of the game, when I wasn't sure whether or not she was supposed to be a boy and I had to fight her four or five times. Also that coffin thing in HalloweenTown. It even killed me in co-op mode!

In "Kingdom Hearts II": Demyx, Xaldin, Xigbar, and SEPHIROTH! AGGHH!!

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

THE PLOT. It was so much deeper and more engaging than "Kingdom Hearts." It was like reading a good book.

The Limit Commands. They were SO kickass. I LOVE THE TRIANGLE BUTTON! :)

The Abilities. Sora's Abilities were AWESOME in KHII. He could kick some SERIOUS ass.

The Worlds. With the exceptions of Disney Castle, and Timeless River, they were all excellent. All fun to visit. All engaging! No stupid ones like Wonderland, Deep Jungle, and Neverland (except for Disney Castle and Timeless River, of course.)

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! Picking "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Pence, because he always seemed to me to be the "odd one out" in the group, which I can identify with. Also, he's a Supernatural Investigator! which is sekksy. XD

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion, obviously.

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas.

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora. All the time, every time.

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel. I'm a pyro too, so that was easy. :)

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene, she's an awesome villainess.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

SORIKU!! OTP!!

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas. It's so kyyuuute!! :3

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx!? Where?? -glomps-

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku, of course! DUH. I LOVE yaoi!

YAOI!! :D

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream

Ice Cream is the food of the gods. ;)

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud, of course!

Cuz Cloud is so HOT. (sighs)

43. CloTi or Clerith?

CloTi! Cuz it's KICKASS! Mmhm.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean.

45. SoKai or RiKai?

ARGH! I HATE THEM BOTH!!

OK, if I had to pick, the lesser of two evils would be SoKai. I really just can't stand RiKai, but SoKai can be OK.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)

Sora, Roxas, Cloud, Sephiroth, Axel, Zexion, Saix, and Aqua.

KH is full of hotties like that. :)

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

"Kingdom Hearts" and "FullMetal Alchemist." Edward Elric and Sora? Oh yeah.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Axel looks just like Reno from FF VII, obviously. I watched "Advent Children" and I'm like, OMGWTF. It's Axel's long-lost brother!!

Riku looks like he's Sephiroth's baby. (Hey, m-preg happens!)

I think Kadaj from "Advent Children" looks a bit like Xehanort, and Loz is big and tough like Lexaeus.

Leon and Cloud look like they could be Sora and Roxas's big brothers.

Snow Villiers from FF XIII is Seifer's twin. XD

Ven and Roxas, obviously.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

"Kingdom Hearts 3D"

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

"KINGDOM HEARTS II."

There's a better storyline. Kairi's in it less than she was in "Kingdom Hearts." The plot isn't "all about Kairi" either, like it was in KH. Everyone is wearing hotter clothes. There are DRIVE FORMS. You can use the Triangle Button. The Worlds you can visit are cooler. The cutscenes are cooler. The graphics are better. There are Limit Commands. The camera doesn't suck. There are DRIVE FORMS.

Need I go on?

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

EVERYTHING!

If you haven't played KH yet, GO DO SO RIGHT NOW!!

-Light Within Darkness

Kingdom Hearts forever.

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