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since: 02-18-09, id: 1841980, Profile Updated: 07-25-09
country: UK
Author has written 6 stories for Bully.

~.:WELCOME TO BULLWORTH ACADEMY - Fall Semester 2009 RPG:.~

Open for everyone!! Come in and sign up :D

Well hello there! I guess I should still tell you a bit about myself seeing as you've stumbled upon my profile page :D

Name: Roxanne (I don't mind saying that because you can't exactly hunt me down with just my first name xD - not that you would want to anyway lol)

Msn Messenger: fragilemongoose@live.co.uk

Various Nonsensical Info:

- Branda the Heavy Panda is my soulmate 8D

- I'm a fangirl (hangs head)

- I want Marian to show me her breaststroke again too :(

- I woke up one morning to discover that my 'friends' had given me an undercut.

- I'm too cool to be a dork but too dorky to be an astronaut :'(

- I was once walking down the street and a whole slice of bread landed in my hood.

- I got arrested for helping a hedgehog across a duel carriageway at 3am.

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As you've probably deducted I LOVE Bully. It's just the best thing ever, even since before sliced bread - that's how awesome it is. So here's my favourite characters/pairings/moments:

Fave Characters:

GARY. SMITH.

Petey (he's just cuuuute X3)

Johnny Vincent (Got to love the craaazy)

Algernon (I love his pants)

Jimmy Hopkins (Or Squinty as I call him :D)

Gord (Three words; Well hello there! XD)

Least Fave Characters:

Zoe Taylor

The Fuzz D:

And um... Zoe Taylor

PAIRINGS!!:

Gary/Petey (I tried to avoid liking this ship... but it's impossible :3)

Gord/Anyone (Because Gord is teh MAN, man)

Derby/Bif

Bif/Johnny (thanks to brilliantmemories xD)

Johnny/Peanut

Peanut/Johnny (heh)

Algie/Anyone (because it's hilarious)

Tad/Chad (even their names match up)

Edna/Dr Watts (LOL)

Earnest/His Hand (ewwwwwwww)

Top 3 Best In-Game Moments:

3) Petey in a bunny suit. CUUUUTEEEE!!

2) Anyone falling on marbles. I laugh until I cry, seriously. Even after doing it a zillion times.

1) Punching Gary in the face in free roam and inducing his :o face.

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COMPLETED STORIES

.:Shiny Happy Psychos:.

Rating:T

Characters: Gary, Petey (later Jimmy)

Synopsis: Gary is alone in Happy Volts, passing the time by inflicting mental anguish on his fellow patients - but then Pete Kowalski makes an unexpected appearance, bringing with him a world of bribery, lies and murder.

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~ Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

~ I love you, yet I hate you. Its like I want to throw you off a cliff and then run really fast to the bottom and catch you.

~ Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

~ And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that…

~ The careers teacher told me I had a clear choice: if I didn't end up going to university I'd end up robbing post offices.

~ I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

~ Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

~ Even the genius asks questions.

~ How many ears must one man have before he can hear people cry? Yes, and how many deaths will it take 'til he knows that too many people have died?

~ Since my baby left me, I've found a new place to dwell, down at the end of Lonely Street at Heartbreak Hotel.

~ The future is so bright that I have got to wear shades.

~ We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year.

~ She had an unequalled gift… of squeezing big mistakes into small opportunities.

~ Bore, n: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

~ Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you’ll ever regret.

~ The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

~ I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

~ The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

~ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

~ The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

~There are no nudists in cold areas.

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1. Cheap Date » reviews
All Kirby wants is a few uninterupted moments with Trent, but no one seems to want to allow it. One night when searching for a gift for the teasing bully, Kirby finds that there other blondes who want to spend time with him.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,861 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 9-9-09 - Published: 7-11-09 - Kirby O. & Derby H.
2. Caeci Caecos Ducentes reviews
It's time to go back to school. A new school of course, one that could quite possibly be worse than Bullworth Academy. Gary Smith is not going to let Bullworth Academy get away with humilating him, but the only way to get back at them is with an army.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-31-09 - Gary S.
3. Teen Angels reviews
"And here I was thinking I'd degraded myself to this dump for nothing." Peanut froze, hairs standing up on the back of his neck. He slowly looked around, one eye narrowed, to see Bif Taylor approaching him. Implied Johnny/Peanut and Derby/Bif
Bully - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-3-09 - Peanut R. & Bif T. - Complete
4. Shiny Happy Psychos » reviews
Gary is alone in Happy Volts, passing the time by inflicting mental anguish on his fellow patients - but then Pete Kowalski makes an unexpected appearance, bringing with him a world of bribery and scandal.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 76,306 - Reviews: 184 - Updated: 7-8-09 - Published: 4-16-09 - Gary S. & Peter K. - Complete
5. Three Bored Kids reviews
Gary sighed. 'The Prefects will be in back in their rooms, crying and groping each other like the sexually repressed wrecks that they are. We're not going to be caught. Now quit being such a p**** and take off your belt.' Jimmy/Gary/Petey
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-17-09 - Jimmy H. & Gary S.
6. The Bigger Picture reviews
It wasn't just Gary Smith pulling the strings throughout the game. Jimmy Hopkins could never imagine who was really behind it all, and that he played right into their hands...
Bully - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-20-09 - Complete
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