The audience quaked with fear, waiting for the author to appear. They'd heard rumours of how ruthless she could be, and how she would lash out at any that angered her. A creak was heard as a door opened, slowly, torturously. There appeared to be no one there, until a small figure walked through, head phones in her ears, music blasting. She appeared to take know notice of them as her blues sneakers scuffed the ground. Everyone got a good look at her, green pants, black Avril Lavigne concert tee-shirt, short brown hair, the girl appeared harmless. They felt as if they had they wrong one, all until she turned to look at them.

She sneered as they jumped, golden green eyes glinting with an almost sadistic nature. It appeared as if she'd been reading much a fanfic on Kadaj from Final Fantasy: Advent Children. They quivered, waiting for her to speak

"Hello all," She said slowly."I am Arty. Before we move on, I simply must warn you that I am an avid Yaoi lover. What's yaoi? It's english name is slash, otherwise, male homosexual erotica. It's tame version is Shonen-Ai, aka, boy's love. My stories as I put them up here will be mostly shonen-ai, all though, if I get a big enough fanbase I will put together a writing live journal where you will find my graphic Original stoires, and graphic versions of the ones up here. All links can be found on my website linked at the top of my profile.

"I will try as hard as I can to keep this speech shortand sweet, but I would like to make another thing clear. If you visit me, you are officially under the promise that everything I post will not be resubmitted anywhere else, and no ideas of mine will be stolen by you to use you your own liking. I put a lot of effort into my work and would not like for it to be soiled thank you very much.

"Most of my works will be Harry Potter, House MD, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, and CSI. If you don't like this (pardon my french) get the fuck out. If I like I may wander into the Anime section, but it will take a while due to my limited knowledge of them. I usually have to update myself through youtube.com so PLEASE do not flame me for getting something incorrect. If I have something wrong, please inform me nicely, and I will listen, and correct.

"I leave anonymous reviews open, do not take advantage of that and spam me.

"I hope you will take everything I have said into consideration, now if you excuse me, other more important things are screaming for my attention." She bowed, nodding and danced away. If you asked them, one would say they almost saw her dancing as she left the room, and big cheesy grin on her face.