So hi guys, Im LittleCrane... call me anything else and I'll kick you in the box =. Jokes, if you learn my name you can call me that. Im now 19 and from Melbourne, Australia. I was going to be going to uni this year, but was like... hmmmm... i can earn many pennies if i get a full time job... so now Im a receptionist. Because Im full time at work i dont have a lot of time or energy to update the way i used to, but Ill do my best. I sit around on evenings and weekends pottering away at new chapters. They're coming along... slowly... but they're getting there. I do apologise for the delay though. Anyway, some fun facts for you.

Star sign: Aries... number 1 in the zodiac baby! My Chinese zodiac sign is the snake. Hiss.

Favourite colour: Red, shades of gray and black. Before those pretentious, obnoxious people get on my black about black not being a colour... rack off. Ill like what i want, and if i say its a colour then it is. Im also a fan of the colour clear. Deal with it.

Favourite Anime: I have many. I will name some. Naruto (Number 1 by far!!) DN Angel, xxxHolic, Hellsing, Tsubasa, Fruits Basket, Loveless, Sailor Moon, YuGiOh, Pokemon, Fake, Full Metal Alchemist, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, Card Captor Sakura, Kyo Kara Maou, Weiss Kreuz, Ouran High School Host Club, Slayers, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Gravitation, Sakura Wars... many many more.

Favourite Manga: Naruto, Loveless, Hana Kimi, Ouran High, Rin, Only the Ring Finger Knows, Inuyasha, Love Monster, Gravitation, Fake, Tsubasa, Death Note, Full Metal Alchemist... more and more and more

Favourite Books: Black Jewels Trilogy by Anne Bishop... actually most things by the following authors: Raymond E Fiest, David Eddings, Anne Bishop, Trudy Canavan... actually... there's way too many and its boring.

I like food. I dislike stupid people. And by stupid i dont mean less intelligent. I mean close minded, ignorant people who think they know anything. Im not attracted to women. Take that however you like... I want a ferret. Camels spit on people. If you dont like me, great! Let me know, i want to make you hate me more. I dont like olives. They're suss and i dont trust them. I do like pavlova. For those who have never had this wonderful Australian dessert i highly recommend it.

All generalisations are false. Remember that.

News on my stories!!

Ok so here is the one and only important bit for you to read; whats happening with my stories. Well I'll tell you.

Stop Stammering: All completed. I just want to say a big thanks for the support this story got though. Really... it makes me happy!

Chemical Reaction: Finished! Done and done people. There is a sequel.

Toeing the Line:Sequel to Chemical Reaction. Has hit a bit of a speed bump. Never fear. I will be updating. I dont know when. I need to be in the right mood to write that, and I gotta tell you... I'm not in it recently. But Im not abandoning it or anything so psyche down.

So You Think You Can Save Me: New chapter currently being written. Its a very long chapter so it may take a while. And Im playing around with it a little so it might take a little longer. But it is coming along nicely and will be drawing to a close in the not to distant future.

Defend the Stronghold: Woah have I been getting in trouble over this. Yes this story is being re-done. Get over it, it needs to be made better. Sorry to all the people who disagree, but thats the advantage in being an anonymous author. You cant kill me if you cant find me. That will be taken down and be re-posted shortly. I advise you read it all over again. It's going to be quite different in the sense that I will be adding quite a bit more to it. Ill do my best to make sure it doesnt take me infinity years to do that.

High School Fight Club: Gone forever. Sorry to those who liked it, but its gone. Crap, crap crap. In the future I'll be doing something similar but not so bad. So you have that to look forward to if you like a nice AU High school story.

One Good Reason: Gee Im having trouble with this. Its a cute story line but i dont have a plot lol. It's... Its either going to be pointless fluff or Im going to take it down for a while so I can stick some fireworks up its ass and give it some plot

Passive Agressive: God you have no idea how much i want to write this well. In my brain this is like... an awesome story and there is a major twist like you wont believe... but yeah. Hiatus for the win. I need time bro... i need time. And not so many frapping stories.. i mean... shit.

Ruins of Avesta: HIATUS. Thats right. This one is wait.

Is that all of them? Shit... I need to keep better track of my stories.

LittleCrane's Shoutout Board!

So here we have a little thing that i think is a brilliant idea and im going to take full credit for even though Im clearly not the first person to do it. Im going to feature an author or story on here... Ill update pretty much every week. Check them out. If they're on here, its because they are actually wonderful. I dont fap over just anything people! No... jks. Really. But these are some talented people. They might be getting the recognition they deserve... but here i am adding to that. If you have someone you would like me to check out then please send me their name or the name of the story and I'll check it out.

So here is an awesomely talented author. I mean... seriously. If you think my stories are good, go look at her. She shits all over me. She is probably my favourite author and also a real sweetheart. If i can become half as good as her i would be so happy.

http: // www . fanfiction . net / u / 1211135 /

Full on take out the spaces and check her out. NaoAngel is seriously one of the most talented authors i have ever read.

Ill update this regularly so check it out.

Shameless self plugging time!

Go to my C2. Just do it. You know its awesome. Thats right, it fell out of the awesome tree, hit every branch on the way down then went back for more. Yaoi is love and you all know it.

Future Stories In The Mix:

So here we have some things sitting on my computer waiting for me to get around to them. And Im going to give you a little taste... and by that you get the title and a brief description.

Ravenwood: Who doesnt like sexy vampires? No one that i dont know. Basically Naruto and Gaara go for a little trip. Sasuke doesnt like them in his house. Unfortunately they dont scare so easy. Something about Kyuubi and stuff. Not sure about this one yet.

No name: Like it says... doesnt have a name but does have an awesome plot line... very in depth. Here is something brief for you. Naruto and Gaara are demon bounty hunters. Sasuke is a vampire. Itachi is an Angel. Here's a trick for you; God has abandoned the Earth and left it to his Angels. Unfortnately, they arent the nicest of people. Save the world time. A lot more stuff in between. This one is a definate yes but im not sure when Ill get around to it.

Twisted Faerie Tale: Loose title. Crack. "Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" "Why, your little brother of course." "...Curses..." You get the picture.

In The Arms of The Living: Almost a reverse of Defend The Stronghold... almost. Sasuke is a human that should have died but didnt. Naruto is a death god, there to find out why. And to try to kill him of course.

So there you have it. Future stories that may or may not come out. We shall see.

So thats enough from me. This would be more humorous but im in an ass of a mood and needed something to do. Ill fill this with hilarity when i can be bothered, which is most definitely not now. Anyway, Im off to brood some more. Review my stories to cheer me up and be inspired