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since: 09-16-03, id: 456045, Profile Updated: 09-22-08
country: Australia
web: Homepage
Author has written 17 stories for Stargate: SG-1, StarTrek: Voyager, Lord of the Rings, Stargate: Atlantis, and Doctor Who.

PRINCESS OF THE PINK CHEESE PEOPLE!! ~worship cheese, the one and only god!

~xoxox~

Welcome & Hello unwilling victim... cough i mean beloved reader!!

thankyou for droping by the realm of la ham...

I am your hostess for this evening. To the left we have a collection of works by the tallented author, myself, that im sure you will be more that impressed to read. To the right we have some pretty links that will take you to my website link so can have the chance to see more of my wonderful works and finnaly, to the very bottom, on every page you will find this little blue button ccalled 'review'. Clicking this will keep your goddess happy and prevent smiting.

thankyou for taking the guided tour of 'Little Miss Dellihams' profile.

have a nice day...

oh, and beware of the spell check, hes really not that good, sometimes bites, but we will forgive him, he is afterall american and doesnt understand the proper use of the letter 'u'.

~xoxox~

Miss 'Els Top 5 Shipper Pet Peeves

5) Magical, wonderful gateroom weddings (unless a parody ofcourse) attended by all their alies and top gevernment people.

4) Sam 'assuming' Jack never wants kids. he may, he may not, but its never a reason for them not getting together!!

3) Them 'getting it on' on an alien planet, wether it be alien influence or stranded, then keeping it to themselves when the get back to earth.

2) Sam and Jack having a child together that a)neither of them remember, b)some alien race made, c)altenate universe sent to them or d) any other crazy idea other than they accually got married and raised a normal happy family.

1) Jack calling Sam 'baby' - makes me want to puke, i dont care how good your plot is, or how well its written, i see this word and close down, no second chances.

~xoxox~

Fav Ships & Stuff

Stargate: Sam/Jack, Daniel/Janet, Anubis/Jonas's Banana (dont ask), Im a McWeir Shipper too!

DrWho/TW: Doctor/Donna friendship, Jack/everything and anything, want to kill Martha

Bones: Brennan/Booth, Angela/Jack

Criminal Minds: Morgan/Garcia friendship only, Reid/Elle friendship - against CM slash and Reid/JJ >:(

NCIS: Ziva/DiNozzo

~xoxox~

QUESTION

"Whats big, green, furry and has millions of legs?"

Who ever can answer this i will write a drabble for in whatever catagory they choose!!

ai'nt that grand? make you just want to jump up & message me right now??

nup, didnt think so...

~xoxox~

Some fun quotes (before you go LOL)

-- Wash:- Im a leaf on the wind!

Reaver Harpoon:- you're a leaf pinned to the chair!!

-- Sonic screwdriver? who looks at a screwdriver and thinks... 'oooh! this could be a little more sonic'??

-- Honey... the butlers dead!!

-- Aliens dont wear lofars!

~xoxox~

Thanx for getting this far! LOL :D

Have fun today & always smile!!

xoxox

~Del

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1. Just An Ordinary Madman reviews
Can you change back? She asked, yes he had said, Will you?. The innnertermoils of the brain dont always make sence! LOL enjoy!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-16-07 - Complete
2. When Darkness Falls reviews
A young lass gently knocked on her doorframe. “Ma’am” her voice was soft. “Mr. Ronan wanted you to know that Dr. McKay is still out on pier 3.” Elizabeth sighed. He had been out there every day since they had got back, sometimes on the one spot for hours
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-19-07 - Rodney M. & Elizabeth W. - Complete
3. Raisin All Sorts Of Trouble reviews
AKA the secret to raisins... These a'nt no raisins! Jack stopped, mouth half open, displaying its half chewed contents...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-18-07 - O'Neill, J. - Complete
4. Smoke reviews
Smoke filled his lungs, Smoke stung his eyes, Smoke surrounded him
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-5-06 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S. - Complete
5. Time To Spare reviews
There was a time in my life when I was scared of the dark. I think it was when I was about three years old…
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-5-06 - Fraiser, J.
6. The Nox Who Rox reviews
Random, Crazy and did I mention Random? Fictional RPG characters hit the SGC!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-1-06
7. Understanding » reviews
What happened if Desperate Measures had ended differently? If SG1 hadn’t got there on time and there was no going back for Carter? m15 rating plus my formating is stuffed! 1198 hits and still only 1 reveiw!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-28-05 - Published: 12-15-05 - Carter, S. - Complete
8. Times Tale reviews
Just something I in English class. Dont be affraid of "poem" it may have a follow story!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-2-05
9. The Cassandra Effect reviews
Why does everyone around her keep dying? And why didnt anyone invite her to the funeral? Has she been forgotten? SPOILER for Heros part 2
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-3-04 - Cassandra F.
10. Shadows of the Heart reviews
Underneath all this happiness and caring lay a heavily burdened heart, filled with the hurt, past days had left behind. Now I’m telling it, for her. This is Cassandras story.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-28-04 - Cassandra F.
11. Message In A Bottle reviews
Sams POV. - Well that’s it. No more secrets, I’m going to break the silence, let it all out, regain my freedom
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-31-04 - Carter, S. & O'Neill, J.
12. No Gavin! reviews
what happens if frodo says "Are we there yet" one too many times.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-31-04
13. Just Walk Away reviews
Song-Fic. Sam hands in her resignation because of her feelings.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-31-04 - Carter, S. & O'Neill, J.
14. What He Use To Be reviews
He use to be Colonel Jonathan O’Neill. SG-1s bravest man, most trusted, universe’s number one good guy. But that was before. Oh, Disclaimer: Not mine per usual
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-15-04 - O'Neill, J.
15. Jack and the Cheese man » reviews
Walking, talking cheese people and Jack O'Neil, No.1 cheese lover.....
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-26-04 - Published: 12-22-03
16. The Storm » reviews
A storm is aproaching - or is it?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-16-03 - Published: 11-1-03
17. A funny thing happened yesterday » reviews
A funny thing happened yesterday...or was it today?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-24-03 - Published: 11-1-03
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