Well, hello! I'm LittleSpark!

I am also known as purplemudkip, or just PM.

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Quotable Quotations:

"They finished TWO Everlasting Gobstoppers and still didn't finish their quiz. I mean, they're everlasting. That's like two life sentences." - Mr. Deese

"Procrastinators unite tonight! Er, tomorrow..." Tim/ Henry

"In genetics, variety is crucial." "Yeah, like in party mix!" - Ms. Newell and Evan

"School is a learning experiance." - Evan

"What more could you ask? We can sit, stay, and we're housebroken!"- Dylan

"The aftermath of after math..." - Margaret

"It's flute-o-phone-tastic!" -Taylor Hanna

"I think i need an amp..." -Andrew

"Stem and leaf plots... I use them all the time while planning parades and tracking wild animals..." -Ms. Newell

"You have to be old enough to shave to use Occum's Razor." -Ms. Newell

"If I said you paper was marginal, that would be a pun... or if it was covered in butter!" - Kellen

"It's a doughnut! It's a mug! It's a doughnut! It's a mug! It's both!" - Blakely

"Gosh Amil! You left the door open! What were you, born in a barn or something?" "Jesus was... and look how he came out!"- Evan and Kellen

"Taylor, you may be the April Fool, but I'm the village idiot." - Dylan

"Death is the solution to all problems- No man, no problem." - Joseph Stalin

"My data can beat up your data!"-Kellen

"Raise the roof... simultaneously!" - Evan

"I have motif than you! Actually, I don't, because I lost 5 teeth."- Carl

"Did you feel the weight of that sentence?" "Yeah, it was so heavy i couldn't even bench press it."- Ms. Grimsley and Carl

"Negative man points, Will."- Margaret

"What is this stuff?" "Herb-baked chicken." "Isn't technology wonderful? They managed to make it taste just like cardboard." - Ian Malcolm and Dr. Thorne, The Lost World

Sarah: Hey, ask Levine if there's any trouble from a big dinosaur with rounded heads.
Levine: Tell her yes. They're call pachycephalosaurus.
Thorne: Yes Sarah. They're called pachycephalo-something.
Sarah: Okay, because there's about fifty of them, all around the car.
Thorne: Okay. Where are you?
Sarah: Under the car.

"Fascinating. God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs." "Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the Earth." - Ian Malcolm and Ellie Sattler, Jurassic Park

"Oh no! I forgot my wife!" - My brother, who was six at the time, during a game of Life

"Quick! Get your fork! We have to fight!" - some actors at my school

"Turns out, I was only slightly dead." -Ian Malcolm, The Lost World

"Stop copying me!" "Stop copying me!" "No, me!" "No, me!" "You're a jerk!" "You're a jerk!" "You're an idiot!" "You're an idiot!" "You're a bitch!" "You're a bitch!" "HAH! I can't believe you just said that!" "HAH! I can't believe you just- OH MY GOSH!" -spazzes- - Emma and Rachel

"Hey look! Someone's climbing the sters to Sara's Eternal Mountain!" "Let's capture him and name him Lassie!" "That's a good idea!" - Me, and two friends named Rachel

"I'm bored." "Me too." "What to you want to do?" "What do I want to do? I want to genetically engineer a LovelyRaptor, train it, and ride it to the moon, but I don't think we can do that in half an hour!"- me and a friend named Rachel

"Is that blood?" "Yes." "How come it isn't real red?" "Ugh, you're so morbid." "What is morbid? I am not." - Lex and Tim , Jurassic Park

"I want to be nobody." "Why?" "Because Nobody's perfect."- Alexandra and me

(I'm squished against a bus window so hard I can't breath) "-gasp- Rachel... -choke- I actually need oxygen like you mortals...-gasp-" -Me

"How can a leprachaun be biracial?"- Anna in response to my English teacher on St. Patrick's Day

"Ca-arl that kills people..."- all the kids in my math class whenever Carl gets a question wrong (actually started by my teacher, too)

"Where's your pencil?" "It's in my locker." "Then go get it, and find your brain while you're at it! Oh, wait, that's mean..." -Mrs. Carney

-burps- "Esquizzle me." -Sarahbeth

"This is just a delay, all major theme parks have delays. When Disneyland first opened nothing worked!" "Yeah, but John when the Pirates of the Carribean ride breaks down the pirates don't eat the tourists." -John Hammond and Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

"Okay, class, how are rocks made?" "Well, when a mommy rock and a daddy rock love each other very much..." -Mrs. Carney and Connor

"Awkward Mushroom Moment!"- Emma

"I lost ThunderClan!" - Me

"We are all one huge awkward taco, wrapped in love and joy." -Vaporeon-Kun

"Did you just steal that quote?" "Kinda. I borrowed it." -Me and Emma

"Oh, our possible topics were Bacon, Lady Gaga, and Twilight fangirls." "Don't combine them, it'll make the world explode." -Me and a teacher

"Have a nice time here, and make sure you drop your sanity off in the box at the door; you won't be needing it here."- --h a z e h} welcoming me to Warriors Wish

"No, Bella -I mean Diamond- I am a MONSTER! I am too dangerous for you! Chagrin! Chagrin! "- random tom from Insert Sparkly Title Here

"My name is Beauty-And-Perfection-With-A-Dark-And-Emo-Past. But you can call me Mary-Sue."- Amazing Cliches

"Seeing brown isn't that important to wolves." "But what about prey pelts?" "It's moving. Moving=food, food=yum, yum=krill, krill=whale food, whale food=fish too,

"I'm not random, you just can think as fast-like as me." -Emma

"Team Jacob, bitch!" -"Vampires Suck"

"Damn rabbit..." - Me, talking about Wigglytuff

"At this moment, Sunohara had yet to realize he had begun to walk the path of the pervert." -Tomoya Okazaki, Clannad

"Day before yesterday I saw a rabbit, and yesterday a deer, and today, you." -The Dandelion Girl

"Akio-san, you can enjoy twitching alone." -Sanae, Clannad

"So yeah, Daniel was given the choice of looking gay or dying." - Mangaminx in her LP of Amnesia: The Dark Descent

"Where'd April go?"- Me, referring to the disappearance of an entire month on a class website thing

"It's like a Disney FastPass, now available on your local LA sidewalk." -Jonathan Paula on his playthrough of LA Noire

"Was this a small group of English farmers or a group of small English farmers?" -Kellen

"What do we do in math?" "Oh, we draw pumpkins." -Sarah and I

"I always wear tennis shoes just in case someone comes shooting; I can run faster!" -Anna H.

"What's the role of kids in various cultures? Food!" -Dylan

"We're going to kick your Angle-Side-Side!" -Hoovie

"Old people are the world's greatest natural resource." -Mikey

"I really need to do that exorcise video. Teach everyone to bust ghosts and burn calories at the same time." -Mangaminx

"And a plum." -Noelle

"Times that times eleventy-six squintillion..." -Mr. Burdick

"No fighting, birds."-Mr. Burdick, talking to us

"Come on... shaky shaky..." Billy

"You're gonna be in pairs..." "Why not apples?" -Ms. Shirley and Kellen

"I bet a picture of a woman brushing her hair and saying, 'FIVE DAYS' will pop up..." -Mikey, on a virus his computer might've gotten

"IF I DON'T GET A PIZZA TIP, NO ONE GETS A PIZZA TIP!" -Rachel

"Lauren, try doing a hoppity-skip-thing. That's how I got to the end." -Me, talking about QWOP

"First of all, I'm not high-strung! Second, I'm not a midget, I'm a hobbit!" -Margaret

"My kitten instincts are tingling." -Will

"Oh, I love him, his name's like, Ahknee the terrorist or something." -Rachel, talking about her Moroccan friend

Ryan: Lucky!
Lauren: Lucky? I'm going to the orthodontist.
Ryan: Yeah, but at least you don't have to listen to a warbling redneck for the next hour.

"So if you kill your couch..." -Kellen

"Omigod, LASER!" -Chris O.

"No, its a laser pointer, not a fairy." -a teacher at a science center

"I'm not insane, the voices told me so!" -Carolyn

"I have a friend, and he's British, but from Ireland, he's, like, Irelandish." -Rachel

"There's nothing wrong with public school kids. Take away their criminal records and they're just like everybody else." -a teacher at my church

"His name is Deb the Narwhality." -Mr. Burdick

"They're gracial!" -Ashley

"You'll be reviewing for your test tomorrow on Friday." -Mrs. Bohnenburger (hereafter referred to as Bon-Bon)

"Look at my beautiful can of tomatoes. It's beautiful, isn't it?" -Carolyn

"Whistle sound!" -Gabby

"Oh, you can make leetle cranes." - Bon-Bon

Henry: It looks like a kite.
Mrs. Briggs: Well, there is a kite shape.
Henry: Is there anything special about it?
Ryan: It flies, Henry.

"As Henry VIII said to his wives, I won't keep you long." -a Bishop

"Oh, French is a romance language because it doesn't spit in your ear like German." -Daniel

Alex (referring to Rachel's dog): Cooper looks like a stud...
Rachel: Not with his current haircut.

"The Southern generals were like, 'Hey, I got an afro growing out of my face!'" -Lauren W.

"Maybe you all aren't made at the sub, you just miss our old Spanish teacher. Give her a chance, and if you don't like her, eat her, because that's what subs are for." -Alex

"'From dusk until dawn, we shall celebrate the sun!' Dearie, that's nighttime." -Me, editing a younger kid's paper

Engineer: I mean, what building's nowadays don't have air-conditioning?
Kellen (completely serious): Greenhouses.

"Maybe they confused Europe for Europa!" "Which is elsewhere in the unisver!" -Ryan and Kellen

"Are you calling me fat like a planet?!" -Margaret

"I worked 'em liek lil' soldiers." -Lauren T.

"Shut up I know what a sucking eulogy is!" -Micah

"There is a cake in the Lost and Found..." -Emma

"The napkin is trying to tell me something!" -Emma

"You son of a Shirley!" -Henry

"Holy shift! Look at the asymptote on that mother function!" -Henry

"Where's the whistle, Henry, where's the whistle?!" - Kacey

"LASCHER TUNNELLLLLLLLL!" -Evan

"Here. You may stroke my spoon for good luck." -Sarah

"A species is a group of organisms capable of interbreeding. For example, a dog and a cat are not of the same species. Kellen and a chair are not the same species, no matter how motivated he is." -Mr. Burdick

"HAAAAARRY POTTAH!" -slam ball down, getting a person out- -Anna H.

"What color light does a green plant reflect?" -a serious question on a standardized test

"You know, to have a kid, two people have to, you know, comingle." -Kellen

"Yeah, the faculty volunteered Sharp for an actor. They wanted to see him in tights again." -Mrs. Reynolds

"I am NOT pregnant with Spencer's Nook!" -Margaret

"Spoons gone wrong..." -Sarah

"How do you hear the announcements?" "We don't." -math substitute and my geometry class

"That finger does not go in my pudding!" -Rachel

"Ya-huiiiy!" -Kellen

"Yippee! Skillygallee!" -Kellen (who else?)

"PICKLES!" -ducks down- -everyone in my rafting group

"My favorite piece was my sonnet, 'cause I wrote it while I was high on four different types of medicine!" -Alex

"My favorite technique is Favorably Loading and Utilizing Phrases, also known as FLUPH." -Alex

"First of all, we need to clean the blood off the floor..." -Mrs. Reynolds

"Poets and pigs are only appreciated after death." -David McLendon

"Guys, I can't miss you until you leave..." -Mr. Burdick