LizBee is a librarian who likes to escape reality by playing with other people's characters.

She likes clever dialogue, well-constructed plots, intelligent humour and stories that, in general, don't suck. She dislikes stories that take perfectly good existing characters and make them stupid, weak or vapid for no good reason. And bad spelling. And stories with no point. Stories that don't make sense. Look, she may not know art, but she knows what she hates.

In short, LizBee is the cantankerous old woman of fandom. You will find her on her porch, nursing a shotgun and throwing stray cats at passers by.

For a fuller look at her fandom activities, that is to say, fanfic, she directs your attention to mirrorDance.net. Or, for wacky off-the-cuff comedy, her LiveJournal.

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1. Hitchcock Bottle Blonde reviews

Romana sets out to reunite the Tenth Doctor and Rose.

Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-19-07 - Published: 7-19-07

2. Timepiece » reviews

Unscrupulous temporal engineers and a major breach in the laws of time lead Rose Tyler and the first Romana to join forces to rescue the Doctor. Both of him.

Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-11-07 - Published: 1-1-07

3. Firstborn Son reviews

The birth of Holmes's first son raises an ugly shadow.

Complete - Laurie R. King - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-30-06 - Published: 6-30-06

4. The Shadow Kills the Growth » reviews

Six years after Holmes's death, his son receives an unexpected visit and embarks on a dangerous adventure in Paris. Now updated to fix formatting errors.

Laurie R. King - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-16-06 - Published: 12-18-05

5. The Cleverness of Women reviews

Russell receives an invitation from Irene Adler, who makes her an offer she can't refuse and brings some issues to light.

Complete - Laurie R. King - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 1-6-06

6. The Downstairs Tenant reviews

When Russell takes a new flat, her neighbour, a detective novelist, gets rather more than he bargained for.

Complete - Laurie R. King - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-24-05 - Published: 11-24-05

7. Her Opinionated Mind reviews

Alternate universe in which Judith Russell dies in San Francisco in 1903. Fifteen years later, her daughter comes to Holmes in the hope that he'll investigate the suicide of her father.

Laurie R. King - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-12-05 - Published: 11-12-05

8. Comfort and Joy reviews

Russell greets her aunt's Christmas celebrations with something less than enthusiasm.

Laurie R. King - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-9-05 - Published: 10-9-05

9. Condolences reviews

A brief encounter between Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and Holmes.

Laurie R. King - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-2-05 - Published: 9-2-05

10. Lessons reviews

Donleavy's interest in Russell extends beyond the professional

Laurie R. King - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-6-05 - Published: 8-6-05

11. Seasons reviews

In 1931, Russell and Holmes return to California one last time.

Laurie R. King - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-31-05 - Published: 7-31-05

12. Costumes reviews

Russell ventures into the Berlin nightlife to deliver an ultimatum to a spy who is rapidly outliving her usefulness.

Laurie R. King - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-31-05 - Published: 7-31-05

13. Escape Routes reviews

AU from The Beekeeper's Apprentice: Donleavy carries out her original plan of abducting Russell.

Laurie R. King - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-31-05 - Published: 7-31-05

14. Girl Most Likely » reviews

Fifteen years after he defeated Voldemort, Harry Potter finds himself protecting Snape's daughter from unknown threats. But plans are being put in motion, and people are beginning to move against Harry and those he cares about.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,629 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-24-03 - Published: 2-28-03

15. The Revenge of Lord Vodkamort reviews

Sex! Alcohol! Sporks! The adventures of an intrepid team of Hogsmeade sharehouse residents as they battle carnivorous wardrobes, inter-dimensional showers and boldly drink what no one has drunk before!

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 1-14-03 - Published: 1-14-03

16. Old Wizard's Ale reviews

James and Sirius have a few beers. But they weren't drunk. Nuh uh. [slash]

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-12-03 - Published: 1-12-03

17. Riddles and Rumours reviews

Grindelwald attacks Hogwarts, and there are all sorts of rumours flying around.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-18-02 - Published: 12-18-02

18. Drusilla's Type reviews

1978. Drusilla finds a tasty morsel in Knockturn Alley. BtVS crossover.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-8-02 - Published: 12-8-02

19. The New Boy reviews

AU. Harry is sorted into Slytherin. Snape is watchful.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 12-8-02 - Published: 12-8-02

20. Full of Grace reviews

Tuesday's child is full of grace. Mrs Lestrange and Lily Potter: a short exercise in obsession.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-12-02 - Published: 9-12-02

21. Just Like My Daddy reviews

Someone screws up; someone is screwed. In 1977, the Potters had more in common with the Malfoys than Harry would want to think. James/Snape; angsty type stuff.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-14-02 - Published: 8-14-02

22. The Language That God Speaks reviews

Hermione discovers a Potion that allows her to access the Dreaming. Something of a crossover with the Sandman comics, and something of a sequel to "No Such Place".

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-25-02 - Published: 7-25-02

23. Morning reviews

Two people wake up together. Really quite simple, yes? Future-fic, OCs.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-13-02 - Published: 6-13-02

24. Shining Girl reviews

Remus Lupin meets Tara in a bar on the Hellmouth.

Buffy X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-17-02 - Published: 5-17-02

25. Other Sons reviews

Snape visits his son. Mrs Lestrange commits retrospective adultery. Your author plays with an idea.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-27-02 - Published: 3-27-02

26. The Riddle Game reviews

A group of Hogsmeade children play a forbidden game. Future-fic.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-26-02 - Published: 2-26-02

27. Dragon Hunting reviews

Draco Malfoy slums it in a Muggle club

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-25-02 - Published: 2-25-02

28. Sorting it Out reviews

Two drabbles and a mini-epic: the dialogue as Tom Riddle, Severus Snape and Neville Longbottom are Sorted.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-13-02 - Published: 2-13-02

29. Phantom Cruciatus reviews

He has eaten death, darkness and oblivion, and now there is only memory and madness. Snape is captured by Voldemort.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 1-27-02 - Published: 1-27-02

30. Something to Celebrate reviews

Snape marks an anniversary with alcohol and angst.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-21-01 - Published: 12-21-01

31. Dumbledore's Creatures reviews

Snape and Lupin discuss old times, loyalties and Harry Potter. Set during PoA.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 12-20-01 - Published: 12-20-01

32. Opportunity reviews

A Muggle family wonder what's best for their child, a Hogwarts student. Post GoF

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-14-01 - Published: 12-14-01

33. Book of the Dead reviews

On her deathbed, Janeway experiences hallucinations

StarTrek: Voyager - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-24-01 - Published: 8-24-01

34. Spider Hands reviews

The story of Riley's skinny vampire woman

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-24-01 - Published: 8-24-01

35. Niche Market reviews

An encounter back in Anya's demon days

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-24-01 - Published: 8-24-01