|Lord Xantos A. Fowl|
Poll: ok ovbiously my conservative estimate of updates went and cought on fire and died that said i've got new drive to write so what should i write on Vote Now!
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Naruto, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Phineas and Ferb, Codename: Kids Next Door, Avatar: Last Airbender, Teen Titans, and Twilight.
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Edit Profile: Last Updated: 12-31-2012
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
i am in high school, a SR
i like Percy Jackson and the Olympians especially crossovers
Danny phantom espicaily crossovers
i will read teen titans but i prefer crossovers
twilight but rarely when not crossed with one on this list or smut and sometimes not even then
harry potter is good, as is Dr. who
i like harry potter Ginny soul bond fics
I like Harry potter Harems
I like Harry Potter Crossovers
I like Naruto crossovers
I do not like Harry potter/naruto crossovers they just don't work together
i like comedy, romance, romcom and crossover the most a little smut can't hurt
remain in character unless HILARIOUS or it fits with your alternate character interpratition/AU
i will help with any suggestions on hear
Percy Jackson and the Olympians : percabeth duh no PRachele maybe Nico/Rachel
X-Men: Logan/Jean Grey and Kurt/Kitty
Artemis fowl Artemis/Holly or Juliet preferably Holly no a/m no h/t >:( and no1/Juliet i saw it once no1 was disguised as a human relative of Artemis under the name of 'Travis' in the awesome fic
Ben 10: Ben/Gwen or Ben/Charmcaster or Ben/multy including one or both of those
harry potter HP/GW OR HP/Fleur delacour OR HP/Gabrielle delecour OR HP/GW/LL OR HP/GW /HG OR HP/Gabi delacour/Fleur Delecour OR Harry harem so long as GW and/or a delacour and Tonks is in it i don't like HP/HG i like HG/George and RW/LL
avatar the last airbender taang (toph/aang)
danny phantom danny/dani though almost anyone (exept Paulinia) will do
naruto naruto/hinata or or naruto/haku or naruto/harem
what i like in artemis fowl harry poter crossovers
don't put him in slitherin way overdone
qualities of each house
huffelpuff: loyal, hardworking, selfless
ravenclaw: intelligent wise knowledge for knowledge sake
slitherin: ruthless underhanded anything to win ambitious cunning (usualy exceptions see grunt clause aka cronies of malfoy and almost every named charecter in slitherin) totalyabuse any rules given pureblood must be pureblood
grifindoar: brave loyal strong scenes of honor very determined has some scence of right and wrong but not nessairly those given to him
arty: very loyal to his friends, brave (book two that climbing through the plasma tunnel comes to mind first) a veritable genuis duh doesn't like to work but will if forced (like runing for his life that bit with the train in Arcticincident but mostly refuses to work) slightly egotistical strong sence of morals though he wishes he didn't have them very determined cunning slightly underhanded though that is fadeing fast and slightly condescending takes a while to trust others but when he does he trust's them a lot and is loyal to them not one for rules pluss in most cases he is writen as a mudblood
and the score on a scale of one to 10 in my opinion
not to mentoin how he would interact with the people in the various houses i think that he wouldn't like any of the named people in slytherin and i realy don'd oc's that's more to the no i think he would like luna but not mariata (cho's friend) rather nutral/either-way to cho he would like fred/george harry ginny and hermiony but not ron
my works (yet to be published)
danny phantomand the olympians: the battle of the laberinth one/two-shot in the same-universe-as/in-tribute-to spider phantom's danny phantom and the olympians: the sea of monsters b4 being published it will be submited to him but as this is a one/two shot it is realy ment more for humor than for srious plot so i coulddeclare it my own fic and just have it in sort of tribute to him but i don't think i will
noname crossover fight fanartcomicthing massive fight btw the armies of the gundam armies vs the combined forces of bleach lord of the rings and star wars originaly it was a free for all but thatwas too easy for gundam which realy the only force that in my mind inixplickly seams to be
let it be known that both of these are on a netbook that broke with absoutly no reason (i usualy sleep with my computhe i didn't one noght as it needed to charge (aprox 9 bat life and as i sleep in a loft bed i didn't want to bother with the cord) i left it on my desk to charge and in the morning i get nothing the indicator lights would turn on but nothg else it wouldn't even go to sleep)
i mainyl write so i can get acredited to be a beta as i am much better at as i can't realy start things very easily but i am a good beta (as far as plot points go)
crossover between hp, knd with a little bit of artemis fowl lator
anouther crossover fight i did partly for school partly for laughs
Grammar Lesson: "Genius" is singular. In Lost Colony, Artemis tells Holly that the correct pluralization of this word is "Genii" which is correct when making general reference to several people. However, "Geniuses" is a proper pluralization of the word when you are referring to specifically 2, 3 or 8 people. Don't ask me... English is hard.
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Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
- Douglas Adams
This is my Timey-Wimey detector. Goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at thirty paces. Whether you want it to or not, actually. I've learned to away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow.
How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”
5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”
11. Sing along at the Opera.
12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”
16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"
17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"
19. Greet all your friends with a tackle.
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My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.
I used up all of my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.
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The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
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