| Lord Zeuss |
Author has written 18 stories for Splinter Cell, Stargate: SG-1, Star Wars, Wrestling, and Mass Effect. Writing did not come naturally to me, I had to scrape through long periods of dirt-awfulness and chronic unfinished syndrome for years. Eventually, however, after a long recuperation through the process of merely fantasizing about writing, I went back to it. I like to think that I'm doing better than I was nine years ago, but then again, you never know. Reads: Political spy thrillers, adventure novels, the Sword Of Truth Watches: Tense thrillers, action movies, Stargate SG-1/SGA, Millennium, Legend Of the Seeker Likes: Well-thought-out and well-executed adventure fics with drama, comedic fun-poking fics or parodies, drama that serves a story instead of a story that serves its drama Doesn't like: Using the plot as just a plot device, unresolved and/or excessive exploitation of characters' personal issues and problems for no other purpose than to tug at heartstrings Alignment: Firm adherent to the Fellowship Of the Male Revan, the Order Of Independent Exiles, and the Circle Of Carth Romance Doubters (including the associated subcommitees of Atton Skeptics and Straight Juhani Advocates) ; DARK SIDE | |||||||
1. Retribution » reviewsTwo Cathar, one trying to forget and the other trying more than anything to remember, are brought together by events that threaten to shatter both of their lives.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,369 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-16-09 - Published: 2-11-092. The Sea Of BloodMomentarily stranded on the totalitarian Manaan, Kono and the crew battle distrust among their own ranks as they are pulled into the shadowy power plays behind what appears to be a simple murder case, finding connections to something even more sinister.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Published: 5-18-093. Pastime reviewsAfter a frustrating debriefing with the Council, Shepard learns some surprising and some unsurprising things about the crew of the Normandy while catching a rare meal of steak, potatoes, and little bowls of jello.Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,900 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-8-09 - Shepard - Complete4. Evanescent » reviewsSix months after the destruction of the Star Forge, Revan, under the increasing burden of his returning memories, realizes he must leave. As he and his wife Bastila set off into the unknown, they are stalked by an old, forgotten adversary.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,264 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 11-6-085. Threads Of Darkness » reviewsKono returns: As the first signs of division begin to appear within the crew, the Ebon Hawk is captured by a Sith ship, and the truth - too much and not enough - is revealed to everyone. *Chapter 3 contains some disturbing violence!*Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,437 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-19-08 - Published: 11-3-08 - Complete6. A King In My Own Mind reviewsPre-K2. A nameless Jedi woman with an enigmatic agenda goes willingly into captivity at the hands of Jaq Rand. The question of who is in control very quickly takes a twist, threatening to destroy prisoner and captor both. *Twisted Sith Love warning*Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-15-08 - Complete7. You Are Not Mandalore reviewsA little interlude of anger and frustration from Canderous, followed by some bizarre Sith love from Visas. Nothing explicit.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-28-08 - Complete8. Triptych » reviewsThe Third War begins: After Malachor, the Exile answers Revan's call and reaches the Unknown Regions, where the last of the free Jedi and Sith will face a terrible, invincible enemy. *Now complete*Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,051 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-27-08 - Published: 5-26-08 - Complete9. Bad Blood reviewsWe all know the classic romance: Revan effortlessly woos Bastila by his noble and swashbuckling character. But what if they couldn't stand each other? I give you Bad Blood, a summary of events on Taris told from two very different perspectives.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,888 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-24-08 - Complete10. Hustle, Loyalty, Respect » reviewsKOTOR-Wrestling crossover fic. Carth is stranded on Taris with a Republic soldier who turns out to be none other than John Cena. His plan to earn credits involves returning to Taris Wrestling Entertainment.Crossover - Wrestling & Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,068 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-23-08 - Published: 9-13-08 - John C. - Complete11. Faith That Blinds Us reviewsWritten for the Culture Clash challenge on KFM. A Jedi and a Sith draw each other into a confrontation from which neither of them will escape unchanged, a duel of beliefs that begins when someone dear is taken from both of them.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,724 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-5-08 - Complete12. Forest Of Lies » reviewsSequel to A Den Of Hate. When Kono and company land on Kashyyyk the monopolistic Czerka impound the Ebon Hawk. They must plan for a coup with no allies and find the Star Map with no assurance that it even still exists.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,945 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-16-08 - Published: 5-21-08 - Complete13. Desperate Times, Desperate Measures reviewsLSFE K2. Kuryama Nari struggles to life on the Peragus mining station only to learn that the Sith are hunting her. Thrown in with eclectic allies, she is forced to extreme measures in order to survive.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,488 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-11-08 - Complete14. Relentless Intolerance reviewsLSF Exile, pre-KOTOR 2. Kuryama Nari, sole Jedi survivor of the Malachor V massacre, returns to the Jedi and the unforgiving Council. Written in two hours while on a Jedi Council hate high.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-4-08 - Complete15. Nar Shaddaa Nightlife reviewsLSF Exile, KOTOR 2. Jedi Exile Kuryama Nari and Atton Rand must hide in a nightclub to escape a mercenary trap.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-4-08 - Complete16. A Den Of Hate » reviewsA dark side KOTOR 1 story: A battle-hardened warrior and Jedi Knight named Kono Gansk brings his companions to Korriban in search of a Star Map and plots to seize control of the Sith Academy.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,067 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-4-08 - Complete17. The Secret Files Of the SGC: Snack Run reviewsGeneral Hammond's potato chips are missing, which spurs him to investigate the members of SG-1.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-1-08 - Gen. Hammond - Complete18. Splinter Cell Chaos Theory? reviewsSam Fisher ransacks the T'Bilisi Police Station and three idiotic Georgian cops discover the damage.Splinter Cell - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-1-08 - Complete