LovableSan
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since: 12-24-08, id: 1779970, Profile Updated: 02-16-10
country: China

Some info about me:

Name: Annie

Height: 5'6

Weight: I don't know haha.

Birthday: January 2nd

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Dark Brown

Current obsession: The Hunger Games - KatnissxPeeta all the way

Favorite Colors: Black, blue, and purple

Favorite Animal: Puppies

Favorite Sports: Swimming, basketball, and table tennis

Favorite Food: Sushi and pecan pie

Favorite Drink: Coke

Favorite Song: Today 2/7/2010, Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

Favorite Musicians: Taylor Swift, Paramore, Gwen Stefani, Lenka, Lady Gaga, The Veronicas, Lilly Allen

Favorite Brand of Clothing: Old Navy

Favorite Thing to Draw: Anime heads and eyes

Favorite Mythological Creature: N/A

Favorite Flower: Lillies

Favorite Vacation Spots: Singapore and Shanghai

Favorite Anime: Bleach, Naruto, and Vampire Knight

Favorite Manga: Bitter Virgin and Absolute Boyfriend

Favorite Subject: Art and English

Favorite Book: The Hunger Games

Favorite Author: Lisi Harrison and Suzanne Collins

Favorite Websites: Fanfiction, Facebook, Youku, GaiaOnline

Favorite Greek God/Goddess: Aphrodite

Favorite Emotion: -_-

Least Favorite Food: Olives

Least Favorite Book(s): Um... I dunno

Least Favorite Singers: ALL heavy metal bands except Children of Bodom and the Jonas Brothers

Least Favorite Song: All heavy metal songs except for Hate Me! by Children of Bodom and anything by the Jonas Brothers

Least Favorite Person: Uh.. nobody, I guess

Birth Stone: Garnet

Family: My mom, dad, an old brother, and me

I have accounts on these:

Quizilla account: EmoGURLxxx (I might post some of the stories on Quizilla onto fanfiction, so please do not say that I took some of the stuff from my other account!)

Mibba: Kiss_Pink (I'm not going to use Mibba much, mainly just Quizilla for my own stories and Fanfiction.net for most of my anime!)

Youtube account: xxAnimexx480

Runescape account: anniejin480

Neopets account: Forever_Lovable480

Fictionpress.com: Annie480


Favorite Pairings

Sasuke and Naruto from Naruto

Shikamaru and Neji from Naruto

Kakashi and Iruku from... Naruto again lol

Katniss and Peeta from the Hunger Games

Kaname and Zero from Vampire Knight


AUTHORS GALORE!

Master of the Rebels

Yumii

Darkalbino


What Anime Have I Watched/ Read?

I have finished watching...

~Cardcaptor Sakura ~Tokyo Mew Mew ~Naruto ~Wolf's Rain ~Kiki's Delivery Service ~Spirited Away ~Princess Mononoke ~Howl's Moving Castle ~Vampire Knight

I am watching...

~Tsubasa Chronicles ~Princess Tutu ~Inuyasha ~Bleach ~Naruto: Shippuden ~Ouran High School Host Club ~Chrono Crusade ~Vampire Knight: Guilty ~Skip Beat!

I have finished reading...

~Bitter Virgin ~7th Period is a Secret ~Beast Master ~Mink ~Pandora's Cube ~Absolute Boyfriend

I am reading...

~Ouran High School Host Club ~Yankee-kun to Megane-chan ~Pandora Hearts


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LADY GAGA FAN

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LENKA FAN

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PARAMORE FAN

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THE VERONICAS FAN

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LILY ALLEN FAN


DO YOU BELIEVE IN REAL LOVE?

Girl: Do i ever cross your mind
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
Repost this if u believe in love!!

REAL PARAMORE FANS

1. Real Paramore fans don't just like misery business and crushcrushcrush
2. Real Paramore fans know which 2 guys in the band are brothers.
3. Real Paramore fans own All We Know Is Falling and RIOT!
4. Real Paramore fans sing along when one of there songs comes on the radio
5. Real Paramore fans have more than 2 paramore songs on there ipod
6. Real Paramore fans know how old Haley is
7. Real Paramore fans have this on their profile


You know you have been on the computer TOO long when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or Myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy reading to notice there is no number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check and see if there was a number 5.

11.) And now you’re laughing at your stupidity.

:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

(italics refer to me)

ANIME/MANGA NERD
You watch anime. (No dip-shit! Of course I do mental retards!)
You read manga. (Uh... that's a given FUCK YAH!)
You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes! (I buy manga whenever I get the chance :)
You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise. (You bet your mother fcking asses I do!)
You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before. (Yahhhh... Call me mental :)
You have cosplayed. (No, but I REALLY want to!)
You have done so in public.
You have been to an anime/manga convention. (I know, what an un-respectful anime lover, but I can't help it, I just NEVER have the chance!)
You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character. (in my headd though...heh heh)
You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character. (XD, Yah. My friends were just like, "have you gone MENTAL" when I told them)
You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew. (Yup. There's a girl a grade below me who's name is Yuuki. I You enjoy drawing anime. (Yah. I stink at it, but I like it.)
People you know know you as the 'anime' person. (Actually, it's more like "anime freak," but I lived :)
You know that it is pronouced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled. (Yeah, I still say manga though, since nobody noes what I'm talking about when I say mawnguh, and I'm getting tired of explaining it over and over and over again lol)

ANIME/MANGA POINTS: 10

ART NERD
You like art. (Fuck yah! I'm AWESOME at drawing cartoon characters XD)
You actually consider yourself an artist. (Nah, I KNOW I'm not good at it yet.)
When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you. (Uh... YEAH! I'm NOT going to use some dip-shit brand that's gonna mess up my artwork!)
You have a favorite brand. (Yeah. A favorite brand of color pencils XD)
You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before. (Lol. Never. I just buy it myself when I run out...) You give people your drawings as gifts. (Nah, but I'm THINKING about doing that this year, since I'm kinda low on money right now... XD)
People actually ask for your drawings. (Sometimes, for a cartoon-ish character of herself or something, or maybe a small flowers-and-grass acrylic painting.)
You are known as 'the art person' at your school. (Sadly, no... Many better artists hold that title :)
Instead of just 'brown' or 'ink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'. Or whatever. (Yah... Seriously, I'm that idiot who spent half-an-hour trying out 50 different shades of blue color pencils, looking for the right one.)
You have taken an art class outside of school. (Yah, sketching and acrylic painting!)
You have considered a career as an artist. (Yah... But now I know it's not right for me lol.)

Your school papers are always covered in doodles. (Lol. Sometimes. My classes are all reallyyyyyy boring. And you know what? My math teacher this year gave us a SPECIAL DOODLE BOOK since he thought it'd help us "think deeper.")
You have a favorite artist.
Your drawings have been framed. (Around school :)

You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go. (Not really a sketchbook, just a really small notepad to jot down any ideas I might have. Picture or word-wise.)
ART NERD POINTS: 10

MUSICAL NERD
You play a musical instrument. (Well, I USED to play the piano, but I still play it sometimes, so I guess it counts...)
You play more than one instrument. (Well, I learned how to play the recorder in elementary school, and the CREEPY part is, I still know how to play it!)
You actually really enjoy playing your instrument. (I liked playing the recorder when I was actually playing, and now that I've quit piano lessons, I'm starting to find it quite fun to play.)

You've given your instrument a name. (LOL! No way!)
You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument.
You are known by what you play.
You listen to classical music.
You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period.
You have a favorite composer.
All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class.
You write music. (Not for instruments or anything. Just lyrics, since I like singing...)
You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc... (Um yah... like rock and top 10 charts music. Not classical or anything even SIMILIAR.)
You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
You are never nervous playing for other people.
MUSICAL NERD POINTS: 5

VIDEO GAME NERD
You play video games. (Kind of. I prefer computer games but... I LOVE MY WII!)
You own more than 4 different video game systems. (I have 3!)
You've had debates over which system is the greatest. (Nope. In my school, only boys chat about that stuff...)
You play video games every day.(Just on the weekends)
You have played a video game for over 10 hours.
You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3.
You love to talk about video games.
You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.
People know you as the 'gamer' person.
You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends.
Your gaming system is in your room. (Well... not really. My DS is in my room, but not my bigger gaming systems.)
You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.
You've had debates over which company is the best.
You keep playing a game until you beat it. (Lol. I stink at playing video games, so not nessacarily.)
VIDEO GAME NERD POINTS: 2

COMPUTER NERD
You use the computer every day. (YAH, however to my mom's displeasure...)
You have an account/username on some sort of social website. (MULTIPLE ones!)

You go into random internet chatrooms.
You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer. (Try tripling that!... Twice!)
You spend time in online forums. (Um... not really, but sometimes in Gaiaonline forums, or interest discussion forums)

In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else.
You have friends you have only met online. (XD. Yah, some people in these other schools in my district, but my friends know who they are...)
You have/have had a girlfriend/boyfriend you have only met online.
You have actually met an online friend in person. (No, but I might if my friend invites them to her b-day party XD)
U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.' (Yah, but I don't LIKE reading serious text talk. I'm okay with like, "C u in 2. Meet u @ the arcade," or anything similiar...)
You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in normal conversations. (LOL, but it's normal to say OMG instead of oh my god at my school :)
You can type really, really fast. (60 wpm+)

COMPUTER NERD POINTS: 8

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1-Sasuke

2-Hinata

3-Gaara

4-Temari

5-Shikamaru

6- Kiba

7-Neji

8-Tsunade

9-Naruto

10-Kankuro

11-Sakura

12-Lee

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Blagh. No.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Uh, I guess... I mean, I think she's the pretty haha.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Uh... EW. That would be wierd.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yah. A lot! I heart NarutoXSasuke :)

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yah, they'd make an awesome couple :)

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

I don't like either, but I prefer Five/Nine WAY more then Five/Ten...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

His eyes would bleed...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Uh...

I dunno, but there are plenty of GaaraXKankuro fics out there...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

No way!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Teammates (Not feeling very creative right now... -_-)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

One where both Temari and Sasuke get drunk...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I don't THINK so...

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope. Everyone I know hates her...

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Probably not. Maybe Four/Five, but not Two/Four/Five...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

'FCUK!' Har-har. I dunno.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

For Tsunade? I have no clue.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

BEWARE OF MENTAL DAMAGE!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Kankuro to Hinata? Oh my god, I can think of soooo many possibilities.

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Sasuke Uchiha, Neji Hyuuga, and Hinata Hyuuga.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

GaaNejiGaa, SasuNaru, NaruHina, TemaShika, KibaHina

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Yaoi

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

I WOULD cosplay Hinata, but I've never had the chance :'(

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

Hm... to my surprise, none!

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Hm... I don't know. Kiba, probably. We have similiar personalities, although my personality matches both Kiba and Sasuke... hmph, I have a strange personality... -_-

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

I like both... but I think Naruto and Sasuke belong together, so KibaHina.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuNaru!

9. Which team is your favorite?

Sand siblings, followed closely by Team 7.

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

No...

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Yah.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Dei!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Kind of both. I like Sasuke, but I still think he's an ice prick -_-

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Nope. I stopped a few 40 episodes into Shippuden. Totally lost my interest into the anime...

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Nope. Ive only read a few chapters.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Uh... I think he has a STRONGER version of ADD. The Naruto-ADD.

17. Sub or dub?

Probably dub, since I have horrible eyesight and I hate wearing glasses, but I definitely prefer sub...

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Anti in the original series, Pro in Shippuden.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Annoyingly funny.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Duhh.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Ugly beast haha.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

NEJI! (Although Dei runs a close second :)

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Awsomely wierd

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

I would say Naruto. He would be a good always-depressed OOC... Although I prefer the hyped-up Naruto :)

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

DUH!

26. Do you wirte Naruto fanfics?

I TRY, but I loose interest after a little while...

27. Do you like lemons?

Depends.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Nope. Not at all

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Nope, want to though :(

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Uh... no.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Hm... not really. I got her hooked to Bleach, which got her hooked to anime...

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

...No. I can't draw XD.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

...I repeat, I can't draw...

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Uhm... yah. I spend all my time reading fanfiction instead of studying lol.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Nope.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Uhm... no.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

Nope. Can't draw.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

NO WAY!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

... Yahh...

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

... Yah. Well, my school life, definitely.

Stereotypes:
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile:
Bold Ones are related to me, hehe if you really care! =)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (I'm only emo in a way where I don't smile much, and like dark clothes...)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I am a girl, so this doesn't make sense...)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t have a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I DON"T listen to my parents so I MUST be a rebel.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DISAGREE with my parent so I MUST be an ungrateful, spoiled brat.
I want to GET OUT OF THE HOUSE so I MUST be an ungrateful spoiled brat.
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Random 'If you... paste this onto your profile' Stuff

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. (And then I would name her Isabella, Alice, or Rose if she were a girl! :)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think Jessica and Mike belong together because they're both annoying and stupid, paste this into your profile .

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile. (Lol. I was obsessed with anime at one point hehe... not that I'm not now. I just show it less :)

If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (not by a bus... a truck. one of those oil-carrying big ones. so that when he dies, i can blow the damn truck up and never even have to see his face. our hate goes bone-deep.)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (lol... my classroom. it was terrifying. my teacher was very scary...)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (hehe. i don't say things THAT random, but i still say quite random things... especially in silent moments. so fun :)

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! (yup. especially my friend, Audrey's, home-made chocalate chip ones :)

If you have ever shouted out a random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile. (usually OMG, or WTF! :)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. (lol. usually it doesn't matter anyways... but when it does... welllll... who cares? XD)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever read a book for so long that you randomly start dancing/ twitching just to get some exercise, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your accent changes constantly throughout each day, copy and paste this on your profile. (it's fun :)

If you have tried to write a book on several occasions but have given up each time after a couple chapters, copy and paste this on your profile. (sigh... i think i have ADD... or maybe not... WOOO MARSHMELLOWS!

If you stroke your favourite books when you walk into a bookstore, copy and paste this onto your profile. (and i usually screech something along the lines of "eeeeepppp, it's book name"

If you think people who smoke or take drugs because they think it's cool are complete idiots, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know some people who are desperate for boyfriends and you think it's pathetic, copy and paste it onto your profile.

If people don't like you because you are different and insane and you pity their dull lives as clones, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you'd rather stay home and work on stories instead of partying and getting drunk add this to your profile.

If you dance around you house like mad when no one is home, add this to your profile.

If you feel that fanfiction is was of you many escapes from your stressfilled lives, add this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (... I always loose to my inner voice. Sigh It's so sad...)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, Shadow Dragon13, sabaku-kazekage, LovableSan

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.