Name: Daniela Lomeli

age: :what's it to you? :

gender: The only gender in the human race; that doesn't involve mpreg as a way of reproducing

sex: No thanks I'm off the stuff

Just so everyone knows: I am willing to write any type of story that doesn't include Sakura in a pairing mainly because her stupidity pisses me off, just tell me the pairing and what anime it is and I'll be content to do it.

Loves:

L, Lawliet (HE'S SO COOL!! XD), Ryuuk ( yup, Ryuuk, gotta problem with it? -glares-) Naruto (My hero,-CRASH!! turns around, "What the hell was that?"-looks at Naruto- "moron" okay not so much), Sora! (c'mon he's so cute it's impossible to hate) and Gaara

The Way I am:

No, I don't care if I piss people off because they don't matter to me, before you start bitching please know I do it just so I can flame assholes like you, for those who don't get on my nerves thank you, you've done yourselves a favor, if you haven't noticed, I'm goth and I won't take your shit, please note that you have been warned.

Before I add more, here's the link for the playlist of Imperfections of the Human Mind;

WARNING:I CHANGED THE SONGS!!

http://www.playlist.com/lovelessandbreathless

Way of life:

Philosopher/ Teenager/my definition of usual because I don't believe in normality

Currently Reading Books/ Plays:

Nights Falls Fast by Kay Redfield Jamison

An Enemy of the People by Henrik Ibsen

Blink of an Eye by Ted Dekker

Favorite songs:

Pretty Little Angel by IAMX

Favorite Pairings:

NaruSasu & SasuNaru

LeeGaa

ShikaCho

IchiUry

ShinKib

DashDan

MattChris (drama con)

KyoYuk

LawLight

EdBella

JaspAli

THIS IS BECAUSE PEOPLE WON'T STOP POSTING UP THE STEREOTYPING SHIT; NOW I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE TO UNLEASH MY SARCASM ON THE ENTIRE NETWORK..

ENJOY _

I'm SKINNY, so I AM anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I DO cut my wrists.

I'm Black so I DO carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I AM a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I DO smoke weed. [it's good for you too]

I'm HAITIAN so I DO eat cats.

I'm ASIAN, so I AM sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I AM greedy.

I'm GAY, so I DO have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I DO have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I AM a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I AM a bitch. (DAMN STRAIGHT!!)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I DO shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I DO hate the world. [nothin' wrong with that]

I don't have a RELIGION, so I AM evil and have no morals. [rawr ]

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I DO not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I DO not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I AM gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I AM white trash. =D well i do live in the south...

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I AM crazy. [I'm a squirrel of course I am]

I'm a GUY, so I DO only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I DO have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I DO own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I DO dance around a fire screaming like a savage. [it's a hobby]

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I AM a whore...

I iz a DANCER, so I b a stoopid stuk up hoe.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I AM a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I do USE drugs. [any form]

I'm RICH, so I AM a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I AM goth. =D

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I AM a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. ;)

I'm CUBAN, so I AM spending my spare time rolling cigars. [well I do like the occasional cigar]

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I AM easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I AM a home-wrecking whore. ;)

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I AM an irresponsible slut. ;)

I'm POLISH, so I DO wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I DO have a "big one". =0

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I AM a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I'm NOT a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I DON'T have a social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I DO like attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I AM looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I AM a homosexual. ;)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I AM a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I AM fucking them all. =D

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I AM a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I AM a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I AM a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I AM a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I AM cool and thats how Russians roll (yes we motherfucking do).

I'm GERMAN, so I AM a Nazi. [I've dated many]

I hang out with GAYS, so I'm GAY TOO. [well the apple doesn't fall far from the tree]

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I DO have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I DO look good and am conceited.[and pluck me eyebrows]

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I AM in MS 13. [what can I say? I like spray painting]

I'm POLISH, so I AM greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I AM lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I DO like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I AM going in the wrong direction. [seriously, I'm fucking lost, where's my house?]

I'm a VIRGIN, so I AM prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I AM violent. [rawr ]

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I AM ugly AND crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I DO love fried chicken and kool-aid (DON'T FORGET THE WATERMELONS!!).

I'm BI, so I DO think every girl I see is hot. ;)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I AM fat. [tummy food]

I'm SINGLE, so I AM ugly. [well fuck]

I'm a SKATER, so I DO smoke weed and steal stuff. [well...]

I'm a PUNK, so I DO wear black and date only punk chicks.[we have a reputation..]

I'm ASIAN, so I AM a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. [im a bad nerd]

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I DO hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I AM screwed up. [well I am]

I'm MUSLIM, so I AM a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I AM a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I DO believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON, so I AM perfect. [HAHAHA]

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I DO think I'm black. [yup yup I b 4rm da hood yo]

I'm GOTH, so I DO worship the devil or practice Wicca.

I'm Mexican, so I DO work alot, eat stuff wrapped in foil and listen to Spanish folk and country music.

No, for those who are stupid enough to not comprehend the bold letters above the stereotyping, I don't think these things are true and some of them do apply to me but I'm not offended, it's called a sense of humor, how 'bout you get some? :P

Favorite Quotes:

“I fear being like everyone I hate, I fear failure, I fear losing control. I love balancing between chaos and control with everything I do. I always have a fear of going one way or another, getting lost in something, or losing everything to get lost in. And I fear being a completely acceptable sheep in society.”

"When you're taught to love everyone, to love your enemies, then what values does that place love?"

"When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed"

“We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable being victimized than standing up for themselves"

“You should have to pass an IQ test before you breed. You have to take a driving test to operate vehicles and an SAT test to get into college. So why dont you have to take some sort of test before you give birth to children? When I am President, thats the first rule I will institute.”

“Part of me is afraid to get close to people because I'm afraid that they're going to leave.”

“I never said to be like me, I say to be like you and make a difference.”

- Marilyn Manson

" By being different we are all the same, by being the same we are all clones, by being clones we are all fucking screwed"

- Me (Daniela Lomeli, don't you fuckin' dare take it, it's mine)

"What's the definition of normal if what I think is normal you think is abnormal, so when the hell are we gonna know what the fuck we're talking about?"

- Me (Daniela Lomeli, don't you fuckin' dare take it, it's mine)

"A clique is for those who can't stand being alone, a corner is for those who know how fucked up life is"

- Me (Daniela Lomeli, don't you fuckin' dare take it, it's mine)

"Fuck you means I love you in Bitch"

- Me (Daniela Lomeli, don't you fuckin' dare take it, it's mine)

"I'm not mental bitch, I just don't like you, comprende?"

- Me (Daniela Lomeli, don't you fuckin' dare take it, it's mine)

"I love you so much you must kill me now"

- Marilyn Manson (If I was your vampire)

"We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it."

-The Breakfast Club

" I am the artist and you are the fuck job who keeps getting in my way"

- Me (Daniela Lomeli, don't you fuckin' dare take it, it's mine)

"I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared to meet me is another matter."

-Winston Churchill

"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

-Walter Bagehot

"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing."

-Albert Einstein

"Death is a mystery and the burial is a secret."

-Stephen King

"Preps are like meat, disgusting and untouchable"

- Me (Daniela Lomeli, don't you fuckin' dare take it, it's mine)

"Not all those who wander are lost."
-J.R.R. Tolkien

"Oh yeah? Well a little bird told me that if you and your little bird don't stop peaking around other birds nests I'm gonna kick you in the beak, and big bird himself told me he bent over your mom"

- Dan Cummins (stand up comedy)

"You see this? this is called reading within the lines. Now you see this finger? It's telling you to piss off"

- Me (Daniela Lomeli, don't you fuckin' dare take it, it's mine)

"Oh, no way! She smiled at you? Oh, that's so nice, now how about you tell her how you feel about her instead of telling us every single fucking thing she does, you fucking pansy!"

- Me (Daniela Lomeli, don't you fuckin' dare take it, it's mine) I was talking to a friend, he was being an ass.

"Every reality has a fantasy and every fantasy has a reality but why the hell would you question a person's world if you yourself can't deal with your own?"

- Me (Daniela Lomeli, don't you fuckin' dare take it, it's mine)

Love Me, Hate Me or shit fucking leave me/Love Me, Hate Me or shit fucking leave me/Love Me, Hate Me or shit fucking leave me/Love Me, Hate Me

I'm not mean, you're just a sissy _