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Author has written 26 stories for Sky High, Danny Phantom, Avatar: Last Airbender, Naruto, Final Fantasy VII, Trinity Blood, Kingdom Hearts, D.Gray-Man, and Stargate: SG-1. Hello. Who am I? WHO am I? Well that's a very good question. I suppose you might as well know that I am most certainly not a Nobody, an Exorcist, a Keyblade wielder, the Single White Rose of Wutai, a floating opera zombie, an intergalactic pop star, a Bookman, a Batman villain, a particularly good author or illustrator and definitely not a very good fan of anything I watch on TV. I just like to pretend I am. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Let me dream. So yeah, I'm Lt. Commander Richie. You can call me LCR for short. I enjoy talking like a space cowboy, really warm sweaters, chocolate, green tea in any and all mediums and the destruction of third grade sciece projects in the form of eating salmon roe sushi.I also enjoy thwarting the assasination attempts of my sewing machine, writing random-ass Hiragana all over my notebooks so my teachers don't know what the hell my notes say and switching fandoms about as often as I switch my hair color. Since I own quite a few wigs in quite a few colors, you can understand that statement has much more merit than you would think. I find the dire situation of my chosen fandoms to be rather distressing, and as such I no longer read quite so much fanfiction as I used to. This dire situation I speak of is the overwhelming amounts of YAOWEEEEE and SHOWNIN AIEEEEE that have taken over what were once my favorite categories and poisoned them. I blame the creepy fifteen-year-old weaboos. SO ANYWAY, I'm finishing The Loveless and then I'm out of Final Fantasy VII like a space cowboy outta Alliance territory. Eyup, I'm headed out in the general direction of salvation, which is to say good ol' wholesome American television. Like cartoons! And good stuff like that. So creepy fangirls that are ruining my reading experience, regardless of whether or not I filter things out? GTFO and I might write you nice things. What I'm working on at the moment: I aim to misbehave. | |||||||||||
1. The Loveless » reviewsFollow the story of a girl named Chyrin Renton, as she's thrust from her world to the world of Final Fantasy 7. Watch her struggles as she tries to adapt... And her attempts to find out just who it was that brought her here and for what reason.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,615 - Reviews: 209 - Updated: 10-2-09 - Published: 5-30-08 - Cloud S. & Vincent V.2. Brushing The Sky » reviewsThe Exorcists Tina Spark, Sol Galen and Gwen Frere. Killed while looking for General Cloud Nine. This is the story of Tina, because nobody else will tell it. From her life as a Finder, to the end of her life as an Exorcist. Completed. Award-winning.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,873 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-23-09 - Published: 4-14-09 - Tina - Complete3. A Mile In My Dark Boots reviewsLavi doesn't know what to do with the heart she made him grow. He didn't have a name for the knot in his chest. But when she smiled he was happy, when she cried that heart broke. Lenalee doesn't like her shoes. She can have his. LaviLena pre-series.D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-19-09 - Lavi & Lenalee - Complete4. Through The Gate reviewsA morning in the lives of Colonel Bookman, Major Lee, Dr. Walker, Miranda Lotto and Kanda. Daylight Savings Time is missed, coffee is drunk and a doctor gets stuck in his locker. Something about this just screams AU.Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-12-09 - Lavi - Complete5. Just a Good Book » reviewsPostwar futurefic. Rachel Leon knows a secret about the old history books marked 49 in the history section of the New York Public Library. There's two accounts of history in each one... And she loves to read them both.D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 2-10-09 - Published: 10-26-08 - Lavi6. History Bathwater reviewsGenderbender, one-shot, crack, LaviLena and KanLena... I'm stretching my crack muscle. Please forgive its rustiness. So Lavi is taking a bath and reading a history book, and who should bust in but Sunao Kanda and Alestina Walker... Fighting again?D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-22-09 - Lavi & Lenalee - Complete7. Precious Things reviewsYou said people in love do crazy things." "We do. I'm just not that crazy." "Then be a little bit crazier for me." The M-rated conclusion to the third chapter of 'Smile Like Broken Glass'. No actual sex, but it's raunchy enough to not be considered 'T'.D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-29-08 - Lavi & Lenalee - Complete8. Smile Like Broken Glass » reviewsA mission to the Black Forest in Germany goes terribly wrong, and in the end Lavi will have to make a choice that will change his life. "It's just another page in a history book. You shouldn't care so much about ink." Three-shot, LaviLenalee, COMPLETED.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,766 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-28-08 - Published: 10-18-08 - Lavi & Lenalee - Complete9. Fifty reviewsLavi was his forty ninth name. Bookman Jr. had lived forty nine times. But as a person, as a human, this was his fiftieth name. He just didn’t remember the first one. One-shotD.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-15-08 - Lavi & Lenalee - Complete10. So Take Me Out reviews1844. Elena Ruth, just a child, is abducted by the Black Order for her Innocence compatibility. For eight years she's held in the North American branch. In the end, she just didn't expect to be reunited with a childhood friend. One-shot, OC-centric.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-31-08 - Lavi & Bookman - Complete11. Remnant of Dreams » reviewsA year has passed since Penance, and everyone is happy. But a chain of events, beginning with Mira Leirbach's birthday and escalating as Vincent is called to Kalm by Reeve, will end where nobody could have expected it to. PERMANENT HIATUS 'CAUSE I HATE ITFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,969 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 5-2-08 - Published: 1-10-08 - Vincent V. & Yuffie K.12. Doesn't Smell Like Roses reviewsThe fangirls have it all wrong. But that doesn't mean that Yuffie can't check to see if they've got it right or not. Vincent? Be afraid. Be very afraid. Yuffentine, oneshot, whole bunch of rambling nonsense that all fits into one fiction.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-31-08 - Yuffie K. & Vincent V. - Complete13. A Comprehensive Collection Of Cracks At Suedom » reviewsA collection of Mary Sue spoofs, with very non Mary Sue characters as the mains! Now, a laugh at the large-breasted Sues as a cast of Shinigami come to the school for the day and Warren gets thrown through a wall by a woman with green hair. Bleach x-over.Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,379 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-17-08 - Published: 8-17-06 - Complete14. Forever Smiles » reviewsThe life and times of Sephiroth while at Olympus Coliseum and beyond, and his fights with the vindictive bitch with his only means of topical healing. Sorta. "Get your hand out of my pants, woman." "Lecherous bastard." SephirothOC. Warning: crude languageKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,388 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-17-08 - Published: 2-9-08 - Sephiroth & Yuffie K.15. Aschenputtel reviewsBased off the Brothers Grimm tale by the same name. So who is it, exactly, that's outshining all the other women at the festival, catching the eye of prince Valentine and looking like an Empress in the process? Couldn't be Yuffie, right? Yuffentine.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-1-08 - Yuffie K. & Vincent V. - Complete16. Teenage Ways reviewsBecause the Pope's been in his room for three days, and people are starting to get worried. "That's the best idea you've had since I've known you, Gunslinger." Oneshot, no pairingsTrinity Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-18-08 - Complete17. Falling Snow reviews2nd place, Sakuracon 2008 fanfiction contest! 3:30 Christmas morning at Seventh Heaven, with Yuffie spinning on a bar stool. So if Santa doesn't exist, then who the heck is it that wears red and delivers AVALANCHE's presents? Yuffentine, oneshot.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-1-08 - Vincent V. & Yuffie K. - Complete18. Like Nothing Else reviewsExtremely M Yuffentine, PWP Lemon, written just because I could. That means sex, no plot, and apparently somewhat well-written. Just remember that you've been warned.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-23-07 - Vincent V. & Yuffie K.19. Penance » reviewsAs the members of Avalanche attempt to clean up what is left of the Geostigma, a tiny girl arrives at the ShinRa Mansion in the middle of a storm. Vincent Valentine, in that instant, is given the role of father unwillingly by a tiny blue Mako eyed child.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,074 - Reviews: 226 - Updated: 12-20-07 - Published: 6-27-07 - Vincent V. & Yuffie K. - Complete20. Casablanca reviews[Oneshot] Confessions of love can flow as freely as Scotch. But if she had known that all it took to seduce Vincent Valentine was a plastic pinwheel and throwing a Fairy Tale at a Dragon, she would have done it years ago. Wait. She already had. YuffentineFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-23-07 - Vincent V. & Yuffie K. - Complete21. The Patrol Reserves reviewssequel to 'The Border Patrol'. With more Mary Sues slipping through the cracks, a second line of defense is formed by several semi neutral characters and the lowest scoring OCs. Question is, will they survive, or will the Akatsuki half tear itself apart?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-19-07 - Genma S. & Kiba I. - Complete22. The Border Patrol reviewsWe're talking MASS Mary Sue invasion, Sasuke and Itachi having polite conversation, THE END OF THE WORLD! ...And a panel of highlyshipped people passing or failing all OCs that attempt to make it into Konoha. Plus Jiraiya. He's there too.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-15-07 - Jiraiya & Gaara - Complete23. The Catseye » reviewsA Guardian Spirit named Catseye happens to know some good advice... Even if she has to break some noses in the process. Bluetara ZutaraAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-3-06 - Published: 11-28-06 - Katara & Zuko24. Phantasmal Ace » reviewsSamantha Magenta Manson and Ethan Tucker Foley are at Sky High. Did you know their best friend Danny Fenton was there too? Two weeks into the year, and Technus is loose. But when he's found, he creates more trouble than normal! Danny PhantomSky HighCrossover - Danny Phantom & Sky High - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,950 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 8-10-0625. Ember reviewsThe story of Amber McLain. Her abusive mother, her cursed guitar, her boyfriend Lash, and an unfinished song. How she dies, and what she becomes, however, are a mystery. Yeaheah! You will remember my name! ONESHOT, LashEmber, crossover. T for death.Crossover - Danny Phantom & Sky High - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-16-06 - Ember & Lash - Complete26. Little Orcs, Bhurarhoum reviewsSues, Broom Closets and Duct tape! Follow Warren, Will and Lash as Will goes Croc Hunter, Lash goes AWOL with Misc. characters and Warren finds a normal girl! A mass migration to MiddleEarth ensues!Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-12-06 - Complete
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