Hiyah, I'm Mariah. And, no, not like Mariah Carey.

Well, I like to write fanfiction, so that's why I'm here. Go figure. Mostly Twilight fandom, but recently I've started to branch out a little and feel my way around other fandoms. I tripped a couple times, but I made it through my first Warriors fanfic. WOOTY!

So as to keep myself sufficiently amused, and also to keep my stamina up for writing (what I hope will result as) a full-length fanfic novel, I have determined all of the astrological sun signs of my characters in Reflection (in the order of most main characters/character importance.) Also, a general list of where the sun signs fall for the sake of genuinity, or if you want to know more about your own personality so you can act more like it. The question marks signify characters that haven’t been revealed yet.

Characters

Catherine- Scorpio

??- Cancer, cusp of Leo

Sarah (Catherine’s cousin)- Aries

Mary (Catherine’s Art Tutor)- Gemini

?? (aka Frederick Marshall)- Scorpio

Tony (Sarah’s Fiancé/Mate)- Libra

Catherine’s Mother- Virgo

Catherine’s Father- Virgo

Butler (In Catherine’s Household)- Taurus

Sausage Stand Guy- Sagittarius

??/??- Pisces

Signs

Aries (Yours Truly); March 20-April 19/Key Phrases “Me first” “Aha, you suck” “My way” “Your fault” “Me Tarzan” “(injures self)”

Taurus; April 20-May 20/Key Phrases “Don’t rush me” “I said no” “Let’s go camping” “(answers all questions with insanely painful truth)"

Gemini; May 21-June 20/Key Phrases “Come together” “Teehee” “Party” “I hate you (five minutes later) I love you”

Cancer; June 21- July 22/ Key Phrases “Sit close” “Hug?” “I’m ignoring you” “Group hug” “Nobody understands me”

Leo; July 23-August 22/Key Phrases “I am” “I did it” “Wonderful me” “Oh, to be, or not to be” “(dances around in bright colors)”

Virgo; August 23-September 22/Key Phrases “You’re doing it wrong” “I’ll show you how to do it” “(sigh)” “You need to change your clothes/clean your house/pop your zits/etc”

Libra; September 23-October 22/Key Phrases “Fight nice, now” “I can’t answer that question” “Everyone’s special” “IT’S ALL MY FAULT/IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT”

Scorpio; October 23-Novermber 21/Key Phrases “I’ll kill you in your sleep” “Fuck you” “Not telling” “(creepy smile)” “Not telling” “I will control your mind” “Not telling” “You are getting sleepy…”

Sagittarius; November 22-December 21/Key Phrases “I’m not lying” “Oh, life is wonderful” “Let’s go bungee jumping” “Let’s take belly dancing lessons” “Watch this”

Capricorn; December 22-January 19/Key Phrases “Me save much monees” “My monees” “Don’t touch my monees” “I has more monees than u”

Aquarius; January 20-February 18/Key Phrases “Nano-nano” “Calling mother ship” “Inferior homosapiens” “Your bone structure fascinates me; I’ll have to run some lab tests on you” “OH YE FIRE SPIRITS, COME INTO MY SOUL”

Pisces; February 19-March19/Key Phrases “WAAAAH” “Not telling” “Tell me everything” “I like your feeties” “(overreaction)” “(another overreaction in response to first overreaction)” “(cries in reaction to second overreaction)”

There. I hope you learned something.

Because 'm at a loss as to what the hell else I should put in my profile, here are a bunch of lists created off the top of my head; because I'm cool like that. (-CENSORED-) yeah.

The many names that I have been called

Potato Pancake

Bow-chicka

Pickle

Stupid

Emo

(-CENSORED-)

Newb

N00b

Mari (pronouced Muh-rye)

Zuzu/Zuz

Brilliant Writer

Obnoxious

Insane

Slacker

Butthead

High

Anusface

Flower-Picker

The Many Names I Have (that are officially mine)

Mariah

Araries (Fiction Press)

Magic_Rose (Twilight Archives)

Jaguaresssss (Twilight Lexicon)

Daragadagjag (Bitefight)

AnEndToAllThatBegins(TSBM)

BellaWella (Vampires Of Nite)

Snowsong (Warriors Wish)

Mar (Serenity Calling)

Munchkin (some guy called me this when I was eight)

Sprocket (some other guy called me this when I was eight)

Common questions that people ask me

A) Q: What the (-CENSORED-) is wrong with you!? A: (giggles) Nothing.

B) Q: It seems like your story, Reflection, is coming from Catherine's POV. Is that what you want? A: Erm, duh...

C) Q: Are you high? A: Who wants to know, HMMM? o_O

D) Q: Did you do your homework, young lady? A: (acts shifty)

E) Q: Do you think I'm ugly? A: Define ugly.

F) Q: Do these pants make my (-CENSORED-) look fat? A: No, your (-CENSORED-) makes your (-CENSORED-) look fat.

G) Q: What the hell are you doing? A: Don't question me.

Favorite (intelligent or poetic) quotes -- censors have been de-activated to preserve humor

"He had an impressive beer gut, if such a thing could be called impressive." -Libba Bray

"As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today; I wish, I wish he'd go away."-Eh, I forget. Great poem, though.

"She set a passion in his heart and a fire in his loins." -Some sad writer not important enough to remember

"I stopped believing that there was a power of good and evil outside of us. And I came to belive that good and evil are names for what people do, not who they are. All we can say is this is a good deed because it helps someone, or that is a bad deed because it hurts them. People are too complicated to have simple lables." -Philip Pullman

"One person's crazy is another peron's normal." -Tim Burton

"Fuck you, Fucking Fuck." -A Shirt That My Mom Wouldn't Let Me Get

"You don't know shit...about shit...about jack-shit." -My Mother

"After veiwing firsthand the passion of Twilight Fans, Harry Potter Fans, Hanson Fans, Muse Fans, and so on, I realize: my life has no point; I am my own fan."-Me

Strange people who replaced their first name with two random letters. As it so happens, they're all writers...

C.S. Lewis

H.G. Wells

J.K. Rowling (heh, jk=just kidding -snicker-)

J.R.R. Tolkien (damn, this guy used THREE letters...)

Favorite books--the order has nothing to do with how much I like the books

The Inheritance Saga (series)

Twilight Series (series, like, duh...)

Gemma Doyle Trilogy (series)

Demonata (series)

Uglies (series)

Blue Bloods (series)

Mortal Instruments (series)

The Host

Warriors (series, and a big one too)

His Dark Materials (series)

Bartimaues Trilogy (series)

The Merlin Conspiracy (The Ultimatest Ultimate Book of Ultimacy)

Dogs Body (WARNING: YOU WILL SOB)

Star Shards Trilogy (series--even though I've only read one out of three; the second one, nonetheless)

The Land of Eylon (series)

Unwind

Holy Bible (YAY! Not a series, as far as I'm aware...)

Tarot for Dummies

Books I would rather tear out the pages of and use to wipe my ass rather than ever read again

Artemis Fowl (series)

Series Of Unfortunate Events (series)

Vampire Trilogy (series)

Potty Time With Elmo (ironic, huh?)

Favorite Authors

Diana Wyne Jones

Neal Shusterman (close second)

Johnathan Stroud

All-Time favorite movies

Watchmen

Lolita

Moulin Rouge

Chicago

Like Minds (Murderous Intent; USA Title)

Vacancy

21

Producers

A Very Long Engagement (a very long movie, also in french so you have to read subtitles. still awesome, though)

(Twilight is not on this list because it's not one of my favorite movies. Sorry, guys)

Favorite Places

New York City (where the party never ends. oh yeah...)

The Mall

Rita's (I was recently astonished in discovering that there are poor unfortunate souls who don't have Rita's where they live. It's the most awesomest italian ice place. -hums to self- Be cool, go to ri-tahs!)

The Beach

What I look for in a guy

Taller Than Me

Not Caucasian/Caucasian With A Really Good Sense Of Humor

Pretty/Dreamy Eyes (not absolutely neccesary, but at least it'll make me feel like I'm being thought about)

Nice/Like, Relatively Friendly (I've found this is important when communicating with other humans)

Somewhat Tidy Hair (no dead-hedgehog hair, plz)

Hygeine (if you're one of those guys who smells like an armpit that tried to have sex with a skunk, the world has a very wide selection of chick hippies elsewhere)

Intelligent (although the unintelligent ones are easier to push around, the intelligent ones are more fun to argue with)

Scorpio, Taurus, or Sagittarius(prefferably, but I can make exceptions if given a convincing enough case)

Things I cannot live without

Food

Rest (though I manage most of the time)

Air

Water

Bathing Every Day

Going To The Bathroom Regularly

Reading

Writing

People Who Read My Writing

People Who Read And Review My Writing

People Who Read My Writing, Review My Writing And Find My Writing Relatively Adequate

Competition

Friends

My Special Taurus Friends

Music

Shelter

Drama (DRAMA drama)

Drama (acting drama)

(-CENSORED-)

Hershey's Dark Chocolate

Money

Things I would rather live without

Schoolwork

My dog

Stupid people

Annoying people

People I hate

Jell-O

Things In Life I have really come to appreciate

The Internet

The song Bright Lights by Matchbox Twenty

Loyal Friends

Love

A Good Joke Now And Then

Laughter

The Radio

Good Movies

People Who Are More Intelligent Than Me (believe it or not, however rare they might be)

Hot famous people (men)

Billy Crudup

Sean William Scott

Sean Bean

William Moseley

Jackson Rathbone (he has a scareh name, though XP)

Robert Pattinson

Tom Sturridge

Rupert Grint

Johnny Depp

Matt Damon

Clive Owen

Ewan Mcgregor

James Franco

Mah Heroes/Influences

Jena Malone (actress)

Dominique Swain (actress)

Diana Wyne Jones (writer)

Neal Shusterman (writer)

Sophia Bush (actress)

Jonathan Stroud (writer)

Ms. Vanderslice (my old clarinet teacher XD)

Funny name maker-funners

Mariah Scary

Pete Wench

Ass-lee Simpson

Betty Boop (theres not spoof here, just a funny name XD)

Ugly famous people. Seriously, why the (-CENSORED-) are these people famous?

George W. Bush (ugh, I have the same middle name as him...)

John Kerry (my mom voted for him, but that doesn't mean his face doesn't look like a horses butt)

Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus (seriously, dude, why is this chick in hollywood?)

The Oddities of the Human Mind

Ok tihs is pilan sratgne

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Gay Marriage

1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, lyposuction, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open doors to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because dogs have legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage would be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shoudldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and female role model at home. That's why we, as a society, expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. That's why we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector society, and longer life spans.

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl/guy I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I KNOW I'M INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be full of myself

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm NOT FAT, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST be trying to be black

I'm BLACK and have WHITE FRIENDS, so I MUST be trying to be white

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm PROUD OF HAVING COLOR IN MY SKIN, so I MUST hate white people.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm AFRICAN AMERICAN, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be an idiot with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GUY, so I MUST have no respect for women and no emotions

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST be an Athiest

I'm an Athiest, so I MUST hate everyone who's not.

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I believe in ASTROLOGY, so I MUST be satanic

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up

I am CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be racist

I'm a Republican, so I MUST be a psycho Christian

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I DON'T TALK A LOT, so I MUST be an emotional recluse

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.

And Now for a Bit of Hypocrisy

If you think that people who fill up their profile's with tens upon tens of mindless one-liner "re-post this'," and if you yourself do not have any "re-post this'" in your profile (well, maybe one or two), please, by all means, re-post this into your profile, and strongly discourage your friends from taking part in this (-CENSORED-).