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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto. Kakairu is my drug. You know how men think about sex every 30 seconds or whatever the stats are? I'm like that, only I think about Kakairu. Sometimes having sex, but mostly getting embroiled in really lengthy plots with much smart arse bickering and violence. And that's just fine with me. A word of warning: there is usually a lot of harm being done to people in my fics. That's what ninjas do. They very rarely go for long walks on the beach, talk about their feelings or snuggle kittens that poop rainbows. They do, however, stick sharp things into each other and make living an inconvenience. They also have sex. So if you're looking for stories where Kakashi and Iruka go shopping for curtains, have babies, and call each other unlikely pet names, then this probably isn't the place for you. Each to their own, but I write my men like real men. Also, currently I am my own beta. While I do my best to ensure my stories read smoothly, any constructive feedback will be very much appreciated. 19 June - My dearest readers: Disarm has been removed as I am not happy with the way the story is developing. I have left the prologue up, but all other chapters are currently being redrafted. Please be patient with me as I rediscover why I fell in love with Kakairu in the first place. Much love, Mal | |||||||||||
1. Quid Pro Quo reviewsRevenge is best served chilled, with a little paper umbrella on top. Kakashi makes the best of a bad situation. CRACK YEAH.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-5-10 - Yamato & Kakashi H. - Complete2. Must Like Dogs reviewsThe ninken have noticed some drastic changes in Kakashi's demeanor. He's been pleasant and actually smiling lately. It's horrifying. Utterly cracky.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-5-10 - Kakashi H. & Iruka U. - Complete3. Confessions of a Horticulturist reviewsIruka likes to garden, and it's up to Tenzou to break the news to Kakashi. Crack!drabble. OT3 love.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-25-09 - Yamato & Iruka U. - Complete4. A Hard Lesson to Learn reviewsTenzou is a slow learner, but he gets some help from two experienced teachers. Tenzou/Iruka/Kakashi, utterly shameless threesome porn.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-9-09 - Kakashi H. & Iruka U. - Complete5. Atonement reviewsKakashi is a puzzle. Tenzou and Iruka are left to pick up the pieces. Written for the Naruto kink meme.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-9-09 - Iruka U. & Yamato - Complete6. Disarm reviewsWhen secrets in his past are revealed, Iruka must make a choice. Kakashi doesn't make things easy.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 7-2-08 - Kakashi H. & Iruka U.7. A Laying On Of Hands reviewsKakashi reads too much. PWP. Fisting. CRACK PORN.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-15-09 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete8. Burn, Don't Freeze reviewsSummer storms, confessions, sex in a bathtub. Kakashi is a pushy bottom and Iruka is completely defenseless.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-21-09 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete9. Body Heat, or the ANBU's guide to report writing reviewsStuck out in the cold, Tenzou finds an innovative way of conserving heat with his senpai. Tenzou/Kakashi, sardonic porn.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-14-08 - Kakashi H. & Yamato - Complete
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