Author has written 2 stories for Legend of Zelda.

Here's some info on me:

Age: 14

Gender: Boy

ID on Fiction Press: pending

Living Quarters: My life is an interesting one. I was born in Seattle, Washington, but I moved a few months later to Oregon (pronounced Or-i-gen, not Or-i-gon, geeze...). When I was four, I moved to Virginia, and 3 years ago, I moved here, North Carolina.

Hobbies: Writing short stories/poems, philosiphing, watching t.v.

Colors: Tourquoise, Teal, Purple

Bands: GREEN DAY!!!!!! (If you haven't heard of them before, you suck. If you don't like them, not only do you suck, but I'll...I'll...I don't know what I'll do, but mark my words, it will be legal, so you can't sue. Nyah), Evanescence, Mettalica

Songs: Pretty much everything Green Day but my favorites would have to be Who Wrote Hauldin Caulifield?, Christy Road, One of my Lies, F.O.D., Having a Blast, Basket Case, Good Riddance (Time of your life), Stuck With Me, ect. (I'll put up more as I get new cd's, including other bands)

T.V. Shows: Drew Carey Show, Saturday Night Live, Friends, Seinfield, DBZ/GT, Gundam Wing, Trigun, FLCL, ect (I might put up more later)

Movies: K-Pax(my favorite), Strange Brew, Croughing Tiger Hidden Dragon, Matrix, Shang-hai Noon (I hope that's spelled right), ect.

Foods: CHICKEN!!!!!!, Cosmic Brownies, Ice Cream, Carrots, ect. (again more later)

Comics/Manga: Love Hina, Jing, Naruto, Sonic!!!!!!!

Favorite Quotes: (if you see something wrong, e-mail me)
"Do you ever build up all the small things in your head
To make one big problem that adds up to nothing?"
~Billie Joe
"Green Day"
"Having a Blast"

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
~John 8:7
Jesus

"Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.That way, whe you do critisize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes."
~Words of Zen

"Why does life have to be so small?
Yet death is forever.
And does foever
have a life to call its own?"
~Billie Joe
"Green Day"
"One of My Lies"

"Broken glass inside my head
Bleeding down these thoughts of anguish"
~(yet again)Billie Joe and Mike Dirnt
"Greenday"
"Panic Song"

"Scool is for practice and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, so don't practice."
~Billie Joe
"Greenday"

"You come into this world naked, wet, crying, and you get slapped on the ass...and just it gets worse from there."
~Words of Zen.

"Men are like slinkies...it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs." (yeah, I know, I'm a guy, but it's still funny)
~Anonymus

I am nobody, nobody is perfect, so therefore-I am perfect.
~Anonymus (these last 2 I got from some1's bio on fictionpress, and I would add more it's just that I don't want them to sue.)

"No, that's too slow, we have to go to...LUDICROUS SPEED!"
~Dark Helmet
"Spaceballs"

"There's only one person who would use rasberry jam on me...Lone Star!"
~Dark Helmet
"Spaceballs"

"I'm a mog, half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."
~Barf
"Spaceballs"

"Drugs are bad because if you take drugs, your a hippy, and hippies suck."
~Cartman
"South Park"

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigerattes, it's dark outside, and we're wearing sunglasses."
~Tall "Blues Brothers" (I haven't seen the movie)
"The Blues Brothers"

"Baby clothes."
~Tall guy again
This place has everything."
~Other guy
"The Blues Brothers"

"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because your all the same."
~Some shirt(have you seen the store Hot Topic? It's like one of those, I'm just not sure if it was Hot Topic that made it)

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."
~Anonymus

"How can I I miss you if you won't go away?"
~My favorite shirt. It looks like I taped it on, which can get REALLY annoying, because people tell me that all the time. Besides, it is my motto.

"Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?"
~Billie Joe
"Green Day"
"Basket Case"

"Screw you guys, I'm goin home."
~Cartman
"South Park"

"King Kong ain't got $#*!! on me!!!
~Denzel Washington
"Training Day"

"I wanna be your dominated love slave..."
~Tre' Cool
"Green Day"
"Dominated Love Slave"

"You F#%K with me, you F$#K with the best."
~Ummmmmmm...Scarface?
"Scarface"

"But I did it for love! The love of not getting arrested."
~Homer
"Simpsons"

"Dude, I suck!"
~Lost Memeory Guy
"Fifty First Dates"

Status: Single and HOPELESS!!!!!!!

I'm not sure how many people have read my stories, but when you do, REVIEEEEEEEW!!! I don't care if you flame me, just review, geeze. Anyway, visit My fictionpress acount, if you like poems anyway. I'm also writing a manga on there. And again, Jet Black 4 is my friend. Cool, huh? Yeah, your right, it's not, oh well. If you are wondering, yes, I am full of myself. I'M THE BEST, BABY!!! Yet, unfortunately, I am not crazy, leaving me with a very dull personality............right. I think I've pretty much said everything up there so, I'll just end it here. HAVING A CRUSH ON AN ANIMATED CHARACTER IS NOT WRONG!!! Actually, a lot of people on this site do. DOWN WITH YAOI!!! UP WITH YURI!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Also, e-mail me if you like Green Day to. I need someone to relate to. (NOT YOU JB4!!!)