I AM NOW ON FICTIONPRESS!! My link: http://www.fictionpress.com/~marthmarie That's me!

HEY!

I have just read one of the best fics on this site, I think. If you have read The Giver by Lois Lowry, I strongly suggest reading this fic, Chapter 24. Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4558856/1/Chapter_24. Read this story. It will shock you, stun you, literally take your breath away. Read it.

OK, read this Giver fic too: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4483938/1/Released and this one: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3587202/1/The_Giver_Chapter_24

Little Fragments of Me:

Christian music, flute, piccolo, piano, drama, French, English. That's just the surface of what I love :) My BFF (well, one of three) is on here (she knows who she is, Brilliant)! I am a girl, and my life is reading, music, and my family/friends. If I couldn't read, I'd DIE. You can think I'm crazy all you want. I don't care. I'm in French Immersion. I use sarcasm a lot. I'm very, very, very proud of being Canadian (I don't really know why. I just am).

Smallville's Fowl (for the people who know what it is)

I have written the first chapter, and there may be some OOC-ness, FYI. Second chapter HALF DONE, and Brilliant, an awesome friend of mine, has written a chapter for me! Thank-you, Brills!

Oh, before I forget to post this, to get on my favourite authors list:
a) 4 or more of your stories are on my favourite stories list
OR
b) If you have less then 4 stories on the fave stories list, your stories must be highly liked by me, or written exceptionally well

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

You know you live in the year 2000+ when...

1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

WEIRD QUIZ THING: (BIG THANX TO YoshiStromtrooper01's PROFILE)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"dropped from the sky and hit the ground hard. He moaned," (Skulduggery Pleasant: Dark Days by Derek Landy)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

The end table.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Victorious, I guess...

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5:15

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:31 (really off this time)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My brother singing and the TV.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

When I walked home from my bus stop... about 2 hrs. ago, I think

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The rest of the stuff on my profile.

9. What are you wearing?

Jeans, purple sweater, gray t-shirt, brown scarf, flute charm necklace, blue/white/black/grey hat.

10. Did you dream last night?

I dunno.

11. When did you last laugh?

Today, but I'm not sure when :)

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint (duh). Pictures. Decorations.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Dating games in drama today.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's cool.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Sherlock Holmes, I think.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A cottage/vacation home in Hawaii, vacation houses in Europe, loads of books.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I'm wondering who you are...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Good question. I have no idea.

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes.

20. George Bush:

I don't care; I'm Canadien.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Emily Grace or Liana Marie.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Joel.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Probably not. If I did, it would be somewhere in Europe.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?

That I was a good servant.

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is the phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy...

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny
iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit
a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? And I awlyas tghuhot
slpeling was ipmorantt!

If you have your own little world, add this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you’re one of the 2 percent who hasn’t, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their heads off.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like to speak in other languages just to confuse people, put this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Nazgul Queen, Admiral Norrington, iamanundeadmonkey, PadmeKenobi, Marth HEART Smallville

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.
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(O.o )
This is Bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies. And duct tape!)

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and I mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (Screaming does count.)

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the news is depressing, copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that in horror movies, it always happens when they're home alone during a thunderstorm at night, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Why do you park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

Peanut Butter goes with jelly. It also goes with chocolate. Jelly goes with bread, and bread crumbs are good on chicken. Chicken is good with ketchup. Ketchup is good on a hamburger. Hamburgers are sold at McDonald's. McDonald's is not healthy for you. If you like all or most of the stuff that I said here, copy and paste this onto your page. If you don't, copy and paste anyway but stop eating at McDonald's because it will make you fat.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

If you are willing to rebel against the flamers and anyone who is bad in the world and harms any animal or plant of any sort (except a few selected) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, Holly M, LoveMeMore, Marth HEART Smallville

If you agree that it's a compliment when someone calls you a bandgeek, bookworm, or any other name that normal people would find insulting, copy this into your profile.

If people say you read too much copy this into your profile.

If you still watch old Disney classics just for the heck of it- like Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, any other fairy tales- and you are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

If you are a total klutz copy this into your profile.

If you get easily obsessed copy this to your profile

If you like two things that are insanely different copy this to your profile

If you think your BFF is your sister copy this to your profile (Yeah, I do.)

If you have ever fallen in love with a fictional character copy this to your profile

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Really Dumb Store Labels (from Holly M):

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Wow, really, I wouldn’t’ve guessed!!)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (What's the other use?)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Such a suprise.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (What's the difference between FAKE fake bacon and REAL fake bacon?)

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Here's a joke...

there are three men who need to get across a lake...
the first one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...
he gets big muscles and swims across...
but almost dies five times...
the second one prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...
he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...
but he almost dies three times...
the third one prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...
he turns into a woman...
walks four yards...
and crosses the bridge

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

Who defines what 'normal is'?

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver

You call me a b? Because a b is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

TGWF: Thank God We're Female

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is verb a noun?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon

Education is important, school however, is another matter

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them as much.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

QUOTES:

"I don't like lollipops." - Artemis Fowl Artemis Fowl

"Stay back human. You don't know what you're dealing with."- Captian Holly Short, Artemis Fowl

"I don't do stupid things."- Juliet Butler, Artemis Fowl

"I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared." -Artemis Fowl, The Eternity Code

"Do you tell me everything that happens in your life? We all keep secrets, Clark."-Chloe Sullivan, Pilot Episode, Smallville

"See, there's a big difference between mostly dead, and all dead. Now, mostly dead: he's slightly alive. All dead, well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do." Miracle Max, The Princess Bride
"What's that?"-Inigo, in response to above quote
"Go through his clothes and look for loose change."-Miracle Max, in response to Inigo