Quis custodiet ipsos custodes.

Who watches the Watchmen?

V.V.V.V.V.

Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici

By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

Name: Belongs to myself

Age: 4 squared plus 1.

Where I live: The US of A.

Pets: Two cats.

Likes: Many things.

Dislikes: Many MANY things.

Favorite Animes: LOTS. Hellsing Ultimate, Devil May Cry, Code Geass, a bazillion others.

Favorite Books: sci-fi and fantasy, along with manga and American comics like Watchmen and 300.

Favorite TV Shows: MythBusters and Robot Chicken

Favorite Movies: So many to list, it's not even funny. Comedies like Monty Python and the Holy Grail and Spaceballs. More serious films like Star Wars, Kill Bill, and The Matrix Trilogy, and all ten zillion others.

Favorite Video Games: MANY. Shooters, RPGs, hacky-slashy-maim-a-thons, you name it. Unless it's real-time-strategy. Top faves: Gears of War 2, Devil May Cry 4, Prince of Persia, endless number of others.

Favorite Music: Symphonic metal, power metal, soundtracks, rock. Unlike most of the idiots of my age group, I despise rap. I think it's abhorrent, insidious, and deserving of dying in the wastes of hell.

Favorite Quotes:

"The world will look up and shout 'save us!'" And I'll look down and whisper, 'No.'" Rorschach, (Watchmen)

"...Bang." Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

"Big O...SHOWTIME!" Roger Smith (The Big O)

"Screw the rules, I have money!" Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh, the Abridged Series

"And that was without even a single drop of rum!" Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean 3)

"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" Cardinal Ximinez (Monty Python's Flying Circus Spanish Inquisition Sketch)

"Alright, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about 109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart. Shop S-Mart... You got that?!" Ash Williams (Army of Darkness)

"What do you mean 'blew up the Death Star?!' Who's they?! What the hell's an aluminum Falcon?!" Emperor Palpatine, Robot Chicken Star Wars

"You've got a jacked-up notion of fair play pal. And it's beginning to piss me off!" Nero (Devil May Cry 4)

"As appealing as that sounds...I think I'll pass. Though a fight every now and then does make life a little more interesting...don'tcha think?" Dante (Devil May Cry 4)

The Last Word:

That's everything. Now that you've read a tedious and boring profile, I doubt you'll care about reading the fanfics below.