Oh shit. If I was a guy, I'd have morning wood.

Author: MayuJun
Birthday: April 28
Gender: Female
Age: 16 (Junior)
Location: United States

About Me: I enjoy a good fanfic.. No.. That's an understatement. I need a good fanfic everyday. To me, fanfiction is like my water. Each story is a sip and without it, I would dehydrate and die. Since I don't enjoy death very much, I indulged myself with a healthy dose every day. Yes indeed. I really enjoy a fanfiction with certain pairings (points to below), and mints. Ohh my gawwd. And green tea icecream is my freakin' ambrosia and nectar. Take that Greek gods.

Don't be afraid to send me a PM. Really. If you need something like a review, want to recommend something, or even want to talk to someone out of boredom. Just go for it. I'll send a reply ASAP, whether I'm busy or not. It's my policy to try and accommodate everyone to the best of my abilities.

Now, if you want quick contact with me, hit me up on AIM at mayujunko. Yes, that's right. Now, you can contact me right away. Also, if you would prefer to not use the PM system or IM me, please send me an email at mayujun.ko@gmail.com . I will reply ASAP if it's a pressing matter. Flames...shall be put in spam folder. Meh. Too lazy to send viruses...

I do have my favorite pairings. Let's take a look!

Naruto:
Naru/Sasu
Kiba/Hina
Ino/Shika

D.N. Angel:
Dai/Dark
Sato/Krad

Full Metal Alchemist:
Roy/Ed
Winry/Al

Katekyo Hitman Reborn:
Tsuna/All Guardians

I LOVE Karin because she's just so fun to hate.

-Fanfiction Writers that are Absolutely Incredible-

Sometimes, there are stories which are utterly amazing. They reach you and tap into your emotions with simple, yet dazzling words. Below are the impossible, the unattainable, the stories which'll sing and keep you lying awake for hours. The fanfictions which deserve to be read and treasured for a lifetime.

These are in no particular order. Enjoy.

First up is Disadvantaged Children by thetwistedtruth. Oh my god. Those are basically the only words I can sum up in my entire vocabulary (which is indeed quite large thanks to an uncountable amount of books I read). Each chapter is like a Mona Lisa, or maybe something similar to the kind of hopelessly impossible perfection found in books like A Thousand Splendid Suns. It has every right to drown the reader in it's excellence. Don't just take my word for it though. Read, review, and weep at its glory.

In Misery Business by Ladelle, there are things to be considered. Think of science and its inexorable rising level. Now think of a plot, so deep it drowns the reader in a seemingly bottomless ocean. Add in two characters, both completely different, yet overlap in a completely non-trithe way. Not only do details make perfect sense, but they pull you in deeper into the mystery. push There you go. Enjoy the ride. But don't stop there. When you get off, read its equally brilliant sequel Misery Loves Company.

Oh woah. FastForward is probably one of the funniest author I've found on fanfiction. You must read the epic story Roommates and its sequel Blood and Tears. Did I mention it's still not done? You'll suffer and die like me, waiting for Follow The Leader's updates. Don't just stop there. Read her other works of art.

In the Circle of Elemental Arms by Kryssa's flute, amazingly enough, is not yaoi. Considering that's all I've been reading. Aha... But it is, no less brilliant in comparison. Combine the elements and members of the Ouran High School Host Club together, and there's an adventure definitely worth reading.

NavyBlueWings is probably what some would call a diamond in a pig's trough. After searching through waist-high fanfics that have absolutely no plot, no adventure, no anything, I managed to stumble onto the said diamond. She's written alot of stories so far, but my favorite would probably have to be Therapy. She really makes the characters burst into life and of course, those amazing yaoi-liscious moments. Did I mention her updating skills? Cause that in itself is amazing. Despite all the work she has, she still manages to update in an incredibly short amount of days.

KYAAAAAA. I freakin' LOVE rosesareblue. Her stories are definitely the funniest I've read in a LONG time. Wading through a waist-high deep ocean of fanfics that just make me cringe in absolute fear are her amazing stories. /gives a loud and obnoxiously annoying scream/ I'm currently hooked on Dead Last which is just too incredibly funny for words-tebayo! Believe it! What?? Don't believe me? /FALCON PUNCH/

Sticks and Stones written by lunabasketcase is a definite non-exaggerated 'must read'. It somehow draws the readers (a lot of people DUH) in and makes them somehow simultaneously laugh, cry, and gawk within the space of a few seconds. This combines the humor that only reality can bring, and yet still remain serious to the point where stupid Prop 8 just repeats itself over and over in your mind.

And last, but definitely not least, is Shirohane who is in fact, a boy. My god. The first boy I've seen on ffnet who is absolutely amazing at writing. All his stories are pretty much amazing and incorporate the feeling of why I even started reading/watching Naruto in the first place. With months, weeks, days, and hours spent on ffnet, I've slowly lost the reason why I had been completely have obsessed with Kimimoto's work. And now, thanks to Shirohane, I can live again.

-Recommendations for Outside of Fanfiction-

As you have probably guessed from this portion, this section's all about the stuff that's anime/manga related that can be found outside of fanfiction. I'm a (proud) member of Sasuke and Naruto Club which has an incredibly active community. They even have doujinshi's, pictures, and fanfiction suggestions. If you really like those Naruto comics that not only look awesome, but have a plot, then CLICK. Really, really incredible drawings.

Jin is simply amazing. He and the Tuxedo Team does these incredible cosplays for Naruto, Bleach, Code Geass, and other stuff I can't name right now. Though cosplay is just a small portion of his life, it's made a great impact on mine.

Shoot me if you admit being a yaoi fangirl and you don't know about aarinfantasy. Well, in case you haven't heard of them, aarinfantasy is a subbing group for anime and manga, such as: Junjou Romantica, Sukyso, and all those other popular yaoi-liscious stories.

TWILIGHT HATERS UNITE! Seriously, I really, really hate Twilight. No offense to lovers...but how can you stand the writing style? Sure, the plot's alright. And I've actually read the book. I've read three of them... They just keep getting worse and worse. I found that fanfiction writers are actually alot better than Stephanie Meyer. If you like it, I'll step back and respect your opinion. I won't write a paragraph (okay, so maybe this is a paragraph) about how much I hate it, but I won't exactly say it's a decent book either. So... Enjoy this parody because I did.

Naruto... I want you to KCUF me.

KakaIru Love~

(To be expanded)

-Updates-

6/20/10: I don't know if it's because I've been reading so much Naruto fanfictions recently, but last night I had this very intense dream. Funny thing is, Sasuke was the bottom of the relationship. I know how SasuNaru is like t3h s3x in fanfiction, but I actually prefer NaruSasu. Uploaded 'Tracks'

2/12/10: Hello~ Haven't been online for a while...but I just uploaded stuff. One oneshot for Naruto and the belated chapter for Just 20 CM away.

11/21/09: Err, so my morals have sort of changed after a while. I'm more of a I'll-only-update-if-I-find-it-interesting person. -_- So welcome, Secret Santa...

11/07/09: I've got issues to deal with. GPA, duties, and other stuff. Not gonna dump all my problems here. So...time to vanish from the world of ffnet for a while...

9/07/09: I uploaded How to Embarrass Your Lover a while ago, but not too many hits. I guess this is punishment for not updating. Aha. Oh If you're going to Fanime 2009, you might meet me. If you say I'm punier than you though, I'd probably knee you. Hard. :P Yeah... Got a bit of a short factor here. Comes from being five feet. I'm working on that other chapter. School is killing me though. I'm literally getting --ed in the because the --ing --ed up homework decided to make a turn in my while it --ed up the place and -- . Now it's still --ed up my -- and won't --ing come down. ... . Yep. Just another day at school.

8/26/09: Shit. Really haven't done anything. T.T I am a fail! E P I C FAIL!! I have a new story (all dialogue though) which you should read while I type in that ffnet frenzy. My oneshot was too long... so I'm writing that too. -_- I might be getting a beta (who will kick my ass into gear), so stay tuned.

6/23/09: Hellooo everyone. I'm gonna be out for around two weeks, but WAIT. I promise to load an extremely long chapter AND a one-shot. If you'd like to read a story while you wait for my insane update...visit my website.

6/03/09: /blinks/ Okay... I lied. I can't update anytime soon but I WILL update before June 13th. Leaving for a ten day vacation and no internet access. Choir thing. But I will have my ever so trusty pencil and paper to keep writing. Watch out for this new story I'll be uploading soon (DarkxDai) called Composition.

5/22/09: Hihi. I'm sick, but still moving. xD Update this week before end of school finals.

5/12/09: I'M ALIVE! Ahaha. It's amazing I've been able to actually get online and whatnot considering my extremely strict parents don't allow me to use the computer. All they know I type alot and occasionally ask about the sudden outburst of "OH YEAH BABY" (when I get a new review), but I usually reply something along the lines of, "Oh. A new chapter of Naruto updated." or "Uverworld/Utada Hikaru came out with a new single!" Yep. /sighs/ Heaven's forbid what would happen if they found out I spent precious time writing 'useless stories' and not straight ones at that. But they're pretty cool for the stereotypical asian parents. I mean, I'm still alive aren't I? Joking, joking. Lol. I've forgotten to update this for a while anyways. So a few days ago, I cleared the 50 reviews mark on my Just Twenty Centimeters Away. THANK YOU! I've noticed a trend in my stories where I have continually forgotten to thank my reviewers, but once again. Thanks! You've made my week despite the STAR testing, badminton games, and any stress I should be having, but don't. I promise my update will happen sometime before next week ends.

-Mayu Jun