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since: 09-10-05, id: 894732, Profile Updated: 11-11-09
country: United States
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Author has written 36 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Xiaolin Showdown, Time Warp Trio, Class of 300, A Separate Peace, Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

General disclaimer: I own none of the characters you see here (with the exception of a few) all canon characters belong to the geniuses who created them, who I thank and admire.

I do not plan on finishing any of my past stories, perhaps you'll get one more chapter, but other than that I'm done with everything from my past few years of writing. I'm an exclusively oneshot author now. Thank you for your time.

Zubenelgenubi fellow fanficers!
Zubenelgenubi is a star in the constellation Libra, it's not a greeting but it's fun to say.

Anywho, this is where my nerdy literary thought live. Only because nobody else wants to hear them.


I'm Jess. I'm seventeen years old. I live north of Boston Massachusetts in the US of A. My birthday is June 11, 1992. I went through a prolonged period of writing nothing for almost two years. I have Axis Powers Hetalia to thank for getting me out of that slump :) as said above, everything not completed now never shall be.

Most faved story: What Was I to You?

Most read story: When the Hell Are We?

Most reviewed Story: When the Hell Are We?

Thanks everyone :D (PS: wtf is up with my question titles xD)

"If you can walk, you can dance. If you can talk, you can sing."-Proverb

"There comes a time in every friendship when you have to say: I never liked you--get lost."-Newsradio

"When a woman says nothing's wrong it means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, it means everything's wrong. And if a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off."~Homer Simpson

Zubeneschamali!
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1. Friendship, дружба, Freundschaft Anyway you say it reviews
I'm not here to start a war; it's Friendship Day!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-2-09 - America - Complete
2. And I Feel Fine reviews
Nothing can be done about it. I'm afraid this is it. For pyrrhiccomedy's reverse request meme on LJ: A meteorite is going to hit the Earth in two days. Who do the nations spend their last hours with, and what do they take the opportunity to say?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-23-09 - Complete
3. Of accidental judgments and casual slaughters
Hamlet, Prince of Denmark: the greatest story in English literary and dramatic history told by the countries of the world.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Published: 7-21-09
4. Ghost Stories reviews
I know what we can do. Norway didn't answer; he simply glared at the fire. We can tell scary stories. Den/Nor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-21-09 - Denmark & Norway - Complete
5. Just to See You Smile reviews
I was wondering if you, I dunno, maybe wanted to do something together that day. Like old times. US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-4-09 - England & America - Complete
6. Through the Curtain reviews
He was behind the so called Iron Curtain. What a poetic phrase. Leave it to England to give this a dramatic title but do nothing to fix anything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-7-09 - Prussia & Germany - Complete
7. March Fools reviews
Office AU. Arthur, who had only experienced the horrors of Alfred's April Fools twice, was already sick of this. He spent half the month of March trying to plan how to get him back. Hilarity ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-19-09 - America & England - Complete
8. My Son reviews
What would do, my son, She asked, If I were to go away? precolonial!America and "Native America."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-5-09 - America - Complete
9. Don't Make Your Brother Your Confidant reviews
Y-You have to promise not to-to tell America that I told you though, eh? And why's that? B-Because it's a secret. colonial!US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-18-09 - America & England - Complete
10. Rain and Waves reviews
You don't know what you're doing, do you? He asked, tilting his head to the side. A wave crashed into Alfred's back; Arthur could read the words 'not really' on the other man's lips. US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-11-09 - America & England - Complete
11. Drinking Buddies reviews
We're no' en'mies anymore, G'rmany. He said softly. "I suppose so." Germany agreed, picking up the pint that had been set down in front of him. "Then, Cheers." England grinned, holding up his glass.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-28-09 - England & Germany - Complete
12. Misanthropy reviews
There was no love in war, no affection, no laughter, no warmth. Germany was raised with war and everything that came with it. Germany/N.Italy if you look hard enough
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-9-09 - Germany & N. Italy - Complete
13. Anyone Else reviews
He'd go drinking with Germany and Prussia, trade with China and Japan, or eat dinner with Italy. It made England grit his teeth and clench his fists until his knuckles turned white. UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-7-09 - England & America - Complete
14. Kissing Traitors reviews
W'ere iz 'e? France repeated in a voice suggesting that this was an act of interrogation, not affection. Reign of Terror period France/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-28-09 - France & England - Complete
15. Beauty, Opportunity, Dreams reviews
You're so beautiful. America whispered in his ear before leaving a trail of light kisses on England's cheeks. UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-28-09 - England & America - Complete
16. Just Like You reviews
America asks England to a night at the theater. Fail summary US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-24-09 - America & England - Complete
17. What Was I To You? reviews
Usually when America wanted to 'have lunch' it involved talking very loudly with his mouth full...However, this time, the young nation wasn't flinging bits of meat at him while mumbling about the next meeting; he was quiet...UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-21-09 - England & America - Complete
18. Umbrellas aren't for Snow reviews
She started carrying an umbrella all the time, said that there was a reason to have one for every season of the year.' KibaHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-18-09 - Kiba I. & Hinata H. - Complete
19. Thank You reviews
Hinata is engaged to Naruto, but she hasn't forgotten that Kiba helped make it all happen. NaruHina and unrequited KibaHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-17-09 - Hinata H. & Naruto U. - Complete
20. Lately reviews
Kiba feels distanced from the people he was once so close to and wonders if people actually change. Shino proves to him that time may pass, but friendships are forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-17-09 - Kiba I. & Shino A. - Complete
21. The New Year's Party reviews
When Naruto has a 'Main Characters Only' New Year's Party, Kiba decides to one-up him and have a party for everyone else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-17-09 - Kiba I.
22. Property of Elwin Lepellier, Please, Don't Open » reviews
Just a little journal
A Separate Peace - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-25-07 - Complete
23. Schade, Amour in Disguise reviews
Eddie's forced to leave and Tamika is powerless to stop him. EddiexTamika
Class of 300 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-22-07 - Complete
24. Cry If I Want To reviews
Prom doesn't work out well for Freddi, but Samantha's there to comfort her. FreddixSamantha Don't like, please don't read.
Time Warp Trio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-1-07 - Complete
25. Blind reviews
Samantha is troubled about Jodie's relationship with her boyfriend. One sided SamanthaxJodie, Don't like? Then please, don't read.
Time Warp Trio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-9-07 - Complete
26. Star Crossed » reviews
Samantha and Fred are warped back to Elizabethan times. SamanthaxFred
Time Warp Trio - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-31-07 - Published: 2-15-07
27. Whaddya Like Better reviews
Jodie tricks Joe into a sleepover. SamxFreddi
Time Warp Trio - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-17-07 - Complete
28. Promise You Won't Tell reviews
Jodie has something she needs to say, but just can't tell Fred. JodiexFred
Time Warp Trio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-14-07 - Complete
29. It Only Thunders When It Rains » reviews
Jack Spicer has his younger sister, Jocelyn Spicer, infiltrate the Xiaolin Temple to steal Shen Gong Wu. But how will the team react to her? Will the boys be able to keep their tongues in their mouths? Will Kimiko's jealous drive her mad? Complete.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,146 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-5-07 - Published: 6-3-06 - Raimundo - Complete
30. Of Books and Boys reviews
A birthday gift for MalaKye on deviantART. Raimundo reads one of Kimiko's book and gets some ideas. Slash, Claymundo
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-26-06 - Clay & Raimundo - Complete
31. Rain reviews
This is a gift for Roundarosie on deviantART. I really like so I thought I'd put it up here. Two Dragons get caught in the rain. Slash. Claymundo. I don't own Xiaolin Showdown.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-19-06 - Clay & Raimundo - Complete
32. Not Another Xiaolin Dragon » reviews
Everyone's favorite monks travel to The Jade Temple for the Xiaolin Conference and Ball. RaiXKim KimXOC OmiXOC ClayXOC OCXOC
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,178 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-16-06 - Published: 5-14-06 - Clay
33. Dragon Musings » reviews
The thoughts of two Dragons late at night and beyond. Slash. Claymundo
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-4-06 - Published: 8-2-06 - Raimundo & Clay - Complete
34. When the Hell Are We Strikes Back With a Vengence » reviews
I have returned! Aang, Sokka Katara and Zuko are back in our world. Now with Azula! This segment is the time of the Vikings to the American Revolution.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,586 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-18-06 - Published: 4-15-06 - Aang & Zuko
35. Yesteryears reviews
A short little poem about Zuko remembering the old times back in the Fire Nation.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-20-06 - Zuko - Complete
36. When the Hell Are We? » reviews
I, the evil author, have taken Aang, Katara, Sokka and Zuko and am placing them into the history of the world. Our world. First stop, Rome! Complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 2-15-06 - Published: 11-13-05 - Complete
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