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since: 09-10-05, id: 894732, Profile Updated: 08-28-10
country: USA
Author has written 63 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Xiaolin Showdown, Time Warp Trio, Class of 3000, A Separate Peace, Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

General disclaimer: I own none of the characters you see here (with the exception of a few) all canon characters belong to the geniuses who created them, who I thank and admire.

I do not plan on finishing any of my past stories, perhaps you'll get one more chapter, but other than that I'm done with everything from my past few years of writing. I'm an exclusively oneshot author now. Thank you for your time.

Zubenelgenubi!

I'm Jess. I'm eighteen years old. I live in Pittsburgh PA where I go to university studying linguistics.

Most faved story: What Was I to You?

Most read story: When the Hell Are We?

Most reviewed Story: When the Hell Are We?

Thanks everyone :D (PS: wtf is up with my question titles xD)

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Faving a story is really nice, but reviewing tells me what I'm doing well and inspires me to write more.

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1. Go Away reviews
Frustrated in his relationship with America, England sometimes wishes there was a way to make him disappear forever and find a normal boyfriend. Japan and Germany seem to have the solution to England's problem, though there may be more to it than that...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-15-10 - Published: 10-14-10 - England/Britain - Complete
2. Tea Time reviews
Two perfectly respectable people enjoying afternoon tea. England and Igiko
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-28-10 - England/Britain - Complete
3. Imagination Rocks reviews
Latvia's night of babysitting Sealand, building forts, and fighting 10,000 enemies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-28-10 - Latvia & Sealand - Complete
4. First Date reviews
High school AU, fem!Germany and Italy's awkward first date.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-28-10 - Germany & N. Italy - Complete
5. What People Wish They Soon Believe reviews
Trapped in the Kalmar Union, Norway is able to find a little solace in the stories of past great men. slight Norway/Finland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-16-10 - Norway & Finland - Complete
6. Words Are Words reviews
Kristopher moves and changes schools, but he stays in touch with his boyfriend. Norway/Iceland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-16-10 - Norway & Iceland - Complete
7. We interrupt this program to annoy you reviews
...and make things generally irritating. US/UK quoting Monty Python in bed
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-21-10 - America & England/Britain - Complete
8. Sincerely reviews
Post Finnish War, Sweden writes a letter to Finland but receives no reply. SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-21-10 - Sweden & Finland - Complete
9. Real Life Friends
Estonia is touched when his brothers and friends visit for his birthday.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Published: 3-21-10 - Estonia - Complete
10. Alles Gute reviews
Prussia wants to give Ukraine an awesome Valentine's Day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-21-10 - Prussia & Ukraine - Complete
11. A Visit and a Sunset reviews
Norway visits his brother Iceland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-16-10 - Norway & Iceland - Complete
12. Resolute reviews
America finds a harp in England's house
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-16-10 - America & England/Britain - Complete
13. Bee Mine reviews
AU, young Arthur didn't get any Valentines. US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-14-10 - England/Britain & America - Complete
14. The Fourteenth reviews
Anyone can be romantic on February 14th; what about the rest of the year? US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-14-10 - England/Britain & America - Complete
15. Strongest reviews
Continuation of "England's Plan to be the Strongest" Turns out he doesn't need to be strongest after all
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-10 - England/Britain & America - Complete
16. That's One Way to Study reviews
High school AU, Arthur helps Alfred study for a test US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-14-10 - America & England/Britain - Complete
17. My Soul to Keep reviews
Young America doesn't understand the concept of death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-14-10 - America & England/Britain - Complete
18. How Old Are You Now? reviews
America wants to celebrate England's birthday.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-10 - America & England/Britain - Complete
19. By the Book reviews
A second date after the disaster of Buon San Valentino Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-31-10 - Germany & N. Italy - Complete
20. Sometimes I Wish We Could Get Along reviews
Or How One Word Ruined a Dinner. Spain/Romano, Germany/Veneciano, Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-31-10 - Spain & S. Italy/Romano - Complete
21. A Drunk Norway is an Honest Norway reviews
Denmark overhears what all the Nordics really think about him; depression hits him hard, and Norway worries about his friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-10-10 - Denmark & Norway - Complete
22. Sweet Somethings reviews
Sweden receives an unexpected Christmas present. Sweden/Finland physically, Finland/Sweden emotionally
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-26-09 - Finland & Sweden - Complete
23. From Russia With Fun! reviews
Turns out, Veneciano is surprisingly good at playing Tetris when not distracted by hunger.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-26-09 - N. Italy & Germany - Complete
24. Flowers and Chocolates reviews
Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Embrace Romanticism. England/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-26-09 - England/Britain & Japan - Complete
25. Die Herrlichkeit reviews
The long process of German unification.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-11-09 - Germany & Prussia - Complete
26. The Third Rome reviews
France and Russia were work friends for lack of a better term.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-11-09 - France & Russia - Complete
27. The Most Amazing Christmas Gift Ever reviews
Denmark bought the best Christmas gift ever. Unfortunately, he also chose the best hiding place ever as well. Denmark/Norway, with Iceland, Finland, Sweden, Sealand, and Germany for .002 seconds
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-11-09 - Denmark & Norway - Complete
28. Friendship, дружба, Freundschaft Anyway you say it reviews
I'm not here to start a war; it's Friendship Day!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-2-09 - America - Complete
29. And I Feel Fine reviews
Nothing can be done about it. I'm afraid this is it. For pyrrhiccomedy's reverse request meme on LJ: A meteorite is going to hit the Earth in two days. Who do the nations spend their last hours with, and what do they take the opportunity to say?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-23-09 - Complete
30. Of accidental judgments and casual slaughters reviews
Hamlet, Prince of Denmark: the greatest story in English literary and dramatic history told by the countries of the world.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-21-09
31. Ghost Stories reviews
I know what we can do. Norway didn't answer; he simply glared at the fire. We can tell scary stories. Den/Nor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-21-09 - Denmark & Norway - Complete
32. Just to See You Smile reviews
I was wondering if you, I dunno, maybe wanted to do something together that day. Like old times. US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-4-09 - England/Britain & America - Complete
33. Through the Curtain reviews
He was behind the so called Iron Curtain. What a poetic phrase. Leave it to England to give this a dramatic title but do nothing to fix anything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-7-09 - Prussia & Germany - Complete
34. March Fools reviews
Office AU. Arthur, who had only experienced the horrors of Alfred's April Fools twice, was already sick of this. He spent half the month of March trying to plan how to get him back. Hilarity ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-19-09 - America & England/Britain - Complete
35. My Son reviews
What would do, my son, She asked, If I were to go away? precolonial!America and "Native America."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-5-09 - America - Complete
36. Don't Make Your Brother Your Confidant reviews
Y-You have to promise not to-to tell America that I told you though, eh? And why's that? B-Because it's a secret. colonial!US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-18-09 - America & England/Britain - Complete
37. Rain and Waves reviews
You don't know what you're doing, do you? He asked, tilting his head to the side. A wave crashed into Alfred's back; Arthur could read the words 'not really' on the other man's lips. US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 4-11-09 - America & England/Britain - Complete
38. Drinking Buddies reviews
We're no' en'mies anymore, G'rmany. He said softly. "I suppose so." Germany agreed, picking up the pint that had been set down in front of him. "Then, Cheers." England grinned, holding up his glass.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-28-09 - England/Britain & Germany - Complete
39. Misanthropy reviews
There was no love in war, no affection, no laughter, no warmth. Germany was raised with war and everything that came with it. Germany/N.Italy if you look hard enough
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-9-09 - Germany & N. Italy - Complete
40. Anyone Else reviews
He'd go drinking with Germany and Prussia, trade with China and Japan, or eat dinner with Italy. It made England grit his teeth and clench his fists until his knuckles turned white. UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-7-09 - England/Britain & America - Complete
41. Kissing Traitors reviews
W'ere iz 'e? France repeated in a voice suggesting that this was an act of interrogation, not affection. Reign of Terror period France/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-28-09 - France & England/Britain - Complete
42. Beauty, Opportunity, Dreams reviews
You're so beautiful. America whispered in his ear before leaving a trail of light kisses on England's cheeks. UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-28-09 - England/Britain & America - Complete
43. Just Like You reviews
America asks England to a night at the theater. Fail summary US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-24-09 - America & England/Britain - Complete
44. What Was I To You? reviews
Usually when America wanted to 'have lunch' it involved talking very loudly with his mouth full...However, this time, the young nation wasn't flinging bits of meat at him while mumbling about the next meeting; he was quiet...UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 2-21-09 - England/Britain & America - Complete
45. Umbrellas aren't for Snow reviews
She started carrying an umbrella all the time, said that there was a reason to have one for every season of the year.' KibaHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-18-09 - Kiba I. & Hinata H. - Complete
46. Thank You reviews
Hinata is engaged to Naruto, but she hasn't forgotten that Kiba helped make it all happen. NaruHina and unrequited KibaHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-17-09 - Hinata H. & Naruto U. - Complete
47. Lately reviews
Kiba feels distanced from the people he was once so close to and wonders if people actually change. Shino proves to him that time may pass, but friendships are forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-17-09 - Kiba I. & Shino A. - Complete
48. The New Year's Party reviews
When Naruto has a 'Main Characters Only' New Year's Party, Kiba decides to one-up him and have a party for everyone else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-17-09 - Kiba I.
49. Property of Elwin Lepellier, Please, Don't Open » reviews
Just a little journal
A Separate Peace - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-25-07 - Complete
50. Schade, Amour in Disguise reviews
Eddie's forced to leave and Tamika is powerless to stop him. EddiexTamika
Class of 3000 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-22-07 - Complete
51. Cry If I Want To reviews
Prom doesn't work out well for Freddi, but Samantha's there to comfort her. FreddixSamantha Don't like, please don't read.
Time Warp Trio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-1-07 - Complete
52. Blind reviews
Samantha is troubled about Jodie's relationship with her boyfriend. One sided SamanthaxJodie, Don't like? Then please, don't read.
Time Warp Trio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-9-07 - Complete
53. Star Crossed » reviews
Samantha and Fred are warped back to Elizabethan times. SamanthaxFred
Time Warp Trio - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-31-07 - Published: 2-15-07
54. Whaddya Like Better reviews
Jodie tricks Joe into a sleepover. SamxFreddi
Time Warp Trio - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-17-07 - Complete
55. Promise You Won't Tell reviews
Jodie has something she needs to say, but just can't tell Fred. JodiexFred
Time Warp Trio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-14-07 - Complete
56. It Only Thunders When It Rains » reviews
Jack Spicer has his younger sister, Jocelyn Spicer, infiltrate the Xiaolin Temple to steal Shen Gong Wu. But how will the team react to her? Will the boys be able to keep their tongues in their mouths? Will Kimiko's jealous drive her mad? Complete.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,146 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-5-07 - Published: 6-3-06 - Raimundo - Complete
57. Of Books and Boys reviews
A birthday gift for MalaKye on deviantART. Raimundo reads one of Kimiko's book and gets some ideas. Slash, Claymundo
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-26-06 - Clay & Raimundo - Complete
58. Rain reviews
This is a gift for Roundarosie on deviantART. I really like so I thought I'd put it up here. Two Dragons get caught in the rain. Slash. Claymundo. I don't own Xiaolin Showdown.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-19-06 - Clay & Raimundo - Complete
59. Not Another Xiaolin Dragon » reviews
Everyone's favorite monks travel to The Jade Temple for the Xiaolin Conference and Ball. RaiXKim KimXOC OmiXOC ClayXOC OCXOC
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,178 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-16-06 - Published: 5-14-06 - Clay
60. Dragon Musings » reviews
The thoughts of two Dragons late at night and beyond. Slash. Claymundo
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-4-06 - Published: 8-2-06 - Raimundo & Clay - Complete
61. When the Hell Are We Strikes Back With a Vengence » reviews
I have returned! Aang, Sokka Katara and Zuko are back in our world. Now with Azula! This segment is the time of the Vikings to the American Revolution.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,586 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-18-06 - Published: 4-15-06 - Aang & Zuko
62. Yesteryears reviews
A short little poem about Zuko remembering the old times back in the Fire Nation.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-20-06 - Zuko - Complete
63. When the Hell Are We? » reviews
I, the evil author, have taken Aang, Katara, Sokka and Zuko and am placing them into the history of the world. Our world. First stop, Rome! Complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 2-15-06 - Published: 11-13-05 - Complete
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