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since: 07-14-07, id: 1325414, Profile Updated: 11-01-09
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Hi! My name is Megan! WANNA BE MY NEW BEST FRIEND?!


ILY JENNIE!! (SVUlover)

ILY LYSSY!! (daisy617)

ILY RACHIE!! (No Ifs Ands or Maybes)

(used to be Luvs-Mitchel-Musso. she made up my pen name...penname?? idk LOL)

ILY ZEE!! (BeautifulxxDisasterx)

ILY CALLIE!! (All-American Dork06)

ILY ABBY (kelly)!! (ILoveYouLikeBellaLovesEdward)

ILY MARIICLE!! (AlwaysxAddicted)

ILY ANDRE!! (GodzillaGuy)

We're a weird bunch of bananas...wtf. That was weird. I've never said that before...

Megan says: (1:28:54 AM): idk how to delete them

Alyssa says: (1:29:04 AM): haha

Alyssa says: (1:29:13 AM): the delete button would be a good place to try

Megan says: (1:29:39 AM): YOURE SMART!

Megan says: (1:29:51 AM): i was looking for a thing to click on the window thing

Megan says: (1:29:54 AM): that said delete

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RACHIE!: (3:46:34 AM): I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH AN ANIMAL

RACHIE!: (3:46:37 AM): ANIMALS CANT TALK

Lani: (3:46:44 AM): WHY NOT??

RACHIE!: (3:46:44 AM): AND SAY HOT THINGS IN BED

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RACHIE! (9:33:19 PM): I was like "FUCK YOU" except in 10 year old language so it was more like "YOU MEANIE HEAD" and i grabbed my shin guard and smacked her in the face with it

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RACHIE! (9:44:06 PM): I was on a soccer team with my friend and neighbor Ryan, and oneday in the middle of the game, he pulls down his pants and exposes HIMSELF and everyone is like freaking out and he kicks the ball in the goal and is like WE WIN

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RACHIE!: (8:15:49 PM): I actually think sometimes I will wake up and the human race will all be mentally retarded.

Me: (8:16:00 PM): hasnt that already happened

RACHIE!: (8:16:39 PM): No i mean seriously. Like having people going around going "MY DOG ATE LOTION BOTTLE MY DOG ATE LOTION BOTTLE MY DOG ATE LOTION BOTT-- THE SKY LOOKS LIKE POOH!"

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RACHIE!: (8:47:42 PM): MAN HUGGING

Jen: (8:47:43 PM): YAY

RACHIE!: (8:47:46 PM): NOT GAY HUGGING

RACHIE!: (8:47:53 PM): BECAUSE IF NICK STOLE CODY ID BE PISSED

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Me: (12:12:23 AM): whats torlmfao mean?

RACHIE!: (12:12:29 AM): It means TYPO

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RACHIE! (8:43:24 PM):LANGUAGE ADVISORY LANGUAGE ADVISORY THIS CONVERSATION HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE DEPARTMENT OF MEDIA CESORING TO MAKE AMERICA A HAPPIER PLACE

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RACHIE!: (6:44:26 PM): http://www.linleylove.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=5&pos=1 he shouldnt be allowed to look that sexy

Me: (6:44:54 PM): that giant CP ruins the picture

RACHIE!: (6:45:01 PM): i know

RACHIE!: (6:45:08 PM): i have the poster though

RACHIE!: (6:45:16 PM): its big with no thing on it

Me: (6:45:28 PM): is it hanging in your room??

RACHIE!: (6:45:49 PM): no

Me: (6:45:52 PM): why not?

RACHIE!: (6:46:09 PM): cause then the colors might fade

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Andre (2:35:00 AM): I less than three Spongebob.

Me (2:35:14 AM): less than three?

Andre (2:35:26 AM): (heart thing)

Separate convo

Alyssa: (2:38:32 AM): idk whats funnier- "less than three" or a guy doing "(heart thing)"

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Me: Mom! This guy doing the trampoline's name is Dong Dong!! laughs

My Mom: Maybe his sister's name is Ding

(For those of you who have difficulties figuring these kinds of things out COUGHRACHIE!COUGH I'm...well my mom is saying that his sister's name is Ding Dong)

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RACHIE! says: (8:42:12 PM)

I NEED TO UNCOVER THE PART OF YOU THAT'S REACHING OUT FOR ME

RACHIE! says: (8:42:15 PM)

BONER!

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RACHIE! says: (10:10:05 PM)

Who thinks Cody's arm is attached beautifully

RACHIE! says: (10:10:15 PM)

i do

RACHIE! says: (10:10:23 PM)

i think his mom did a good job cookin' him

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Alyssa: MEGAN

Alyssa: !!

nudge from Andre (on MSN)

Alyssa: She doesnt get nudges

Andre: Oh. Why not?

Alyssa: Apple

Andre: Orange!

Alyssa: ...She has an apple computer

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Mari says: (10:33:20 PM)

who is your gay lover

Megan says: (10:33:22 PM)

NOT

Megan says: (10:33:23 PM)

LOVER

Megan says: (10:33:25 PM)

WUBBER

Megan says: (10:33:31 PM)

alyssa is my gay LOVER

Alyssa says: (10:33:31 PM)

IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE

Megan says: (10:33:35 PM)

RACHIE! my gay WUBBER

RACHIE! says: (10:33:39 PM)

I get to be the wubber

Alyssa says: (10:33:44 PM)

ITS LIKE RUBBER

Alyssa says: (10:33:47 PM)

pokes RACHIE!

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RACHIE! says: (4:52:53 PM)

okay this is gonna sound weird but everytime i heard the word intercourse I think of some woman being like "enter, of course!"

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RACHIE! says: (5:08:28 PM)

laughing and sex are like the biggest forms of exercise that you do just for the heart of it

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RACHIE! says: (5:17:00 PM)

this mixed couple has two sets of twin and in each set one girl is white and the other is black

RACHIE! says: (5:17:20 PM)

"this is my twin points at white girl"

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Jen says: (8:57:49 PM)

TODAY IS A WINDING ROAD

RACHIE! says: (8:57:54 PM)

no it isnt

RACHIE! says: (8:58:05 PM)

its an easy downhill drift

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RACHIE! says: (3:39:47 AM)

HOMECOOKED MEALS MUST GIVE ME ENERGY

Me says: (3:39:50 AM)

LMFAO

RACHIE! says: (3:39:54 AM)

LOL

Me says: (3:39:54 AM)

what do you normally have?

RACHIE! says: (3:40:01 AM)

my own cooked meals

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(talking about Yummy by Gwen Stefanie)

RACHIE! says: (12:29:40 PM)

everytime i hear the line "It's time to make you sweat" i think of someone screaming

ITS TIME TO MAKE YOU SWEAT

DAMMIT I'M ON A SCHEDULE HERE

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?

I SAID ITS FUCKING TIME TO MAKE YOU SWEAT

GOD DAMMIT GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

I HAVE TO GO TO CHURCH

WE'RE ON A TIGHT SCHELDUE

YOU'RE JUST WASTING OUR TIME

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Mega says (5:03 PM):
TARADAPTAL!

Andre says (5:04 PM):Megan says (5:05 PM):
YOUR DISPLAY PICTURE!
Andre says (5:06 PM):
It's the monster from Cloverfield.
Megan says (5:06 PM):
oh
Andre says (5:06 PM):
What part of that looks like a pterodactyl?
Megan says (5:07 PM):
what is a pterodactyl?
Andre says (5:08 PM):
It's the correct spelling of the word "taradaptal" you used a few minutes ago.

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Rachie: My ring finger is lime green. I married you.

Me: YAY I GET THE CUTE EARED CUTE FINGERED GIRL

Rachie: LMFAO LMFAO WIFE! HUG

Me: Wife. cousin and sister LMFAO interesting

Rachie: ...we make a whole family by ourselves!!

Me: LMFAO LMFAO

Rachie: Christmas will be cheap YAY!

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Rachie: omg

Rachie: guys

Rachie: simmer down

Alyssa: omg

Alyssa: rachie

Alyssa: boil

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MY HERO:

1.Jonas Brothers

Little parasites that hang on the ends of pubic hairs around the testicles and deliver venomous bites that turn the scrotum to mush.

Man #1: Ever get that feeling that you can't even feel your nuts?
Man #2: Um...no?
Man #1: Oh. Um, is that a bad thing then?
Man #2: I would think so.
Man #1: (feels down pants) Holy shit! My nuts are jelly!
Man #2: Seems like you've got the Jonas Brothers, my friend.
Man #1: Oh my god, how could this happen? I was so careful.
Man #2: Did you have sex with that Hannah Montana girl Miley Cyrus?
Man #1: Shit! She told me she was safe!


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Yahoo: limegreenmeg_315

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