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since: 06-15-09, id: 1971231, Profile Updated: 06-21-12
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Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Glee.

Formerly PanicatthediscoLover

Emily. 15. Sherlockian, Whovian, Hufflepuff, Gleek, Otaku, K-Popper, and Starkid.

Proudly Asexual.

My Tumblr: http://hufflepuffian-deatheater.tumblr.com/

Favorite Bands: SHINee, Super Junior, EXO, U-KISS, BIGBANG, NU'EST, B.A.P., Girls' Generation, Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is..., Cobra Starship, All Time Low, The All-American Rejects, Paramore, My Chemical Romance, Blink-182, The Cab, Green Day, Bowling for Soup, The Killers, Adam Lambert, An Cafe, Caramell, Cascada, The Fray, Jason Mraz, T.A.T.U., The Young Veins, Alesana, D=Out, Alexander Rybak, Eurovision in general

Favorite Manga: Mamotte! Lollipop, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Alice in the Country of Hearts, Death Note, Bleach, Pixie Pop, Loveless, Tsubasa Resevoir Chronicles

Favorite Animes: Sukisho!, Junjou Romantica, Pokemon, Kyo Kara Maoh!, Gravitation, Ouran High School Host Club, Bleach, Death Note, Fruits Basket, Naruto, Hetalia, Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi, Durarara!!

Favorite Books/Series: The Mortal Instruments, Harry Potter, Narnia, Maximum Ride, The Abhorsen Chronicles, Tithe, and pretty much anything fantasy-like.

Favorite Shows: Sherlock, Glee, Doctor Who, Misfits, Skins, Torchwood, Star Trek (both original and next gen), Scrubs, Friends, and probably a few others that I can't remember at the moment.

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I feel the need to put this here so:

My OTP List of DOOM!

Hetalia Axis Powers/World Series:

Germany/N. Italy

Prussia/Austria

Russia/China

Japan/Greece

Spain/Romano

America/England

Lithuania/Poland

HRE/Chibitalia

Sweden/Finland

France/Canada

Glee:

Blaine/Kurt (I will never stop shipping this)

Nick/Jeff

Finn/Rachel (Though Rachel gets on my nerves most of the time... Sometimes she's not that bad, but in general.)

Artie/Brittany (They were cute together)

Brittany/Santana (I'm not a fan of femmeslash, but I support their relationship; love is love, after all.)

Artie/Tina (I was so sad when they broke up!)

Mike/Tina (While I was sad, I still support this.)

Karofsky/random llama (An inside joke with some of my Glee-loving friends - I really dislike Karofsky.)

Puck/Lauren (I guess... He seems to genuinely like her.)

Will/Emma (I've been rooting for them since watching season 1!)

Will/Holly

Sam/Quinn

Sebastian/Sebastian (from the Mortal Instruments) - Yet another inside joke. Why not pair up two hot evil guys with the same name?

(That's the most het I've ever had in one fandom... O_O)

Death Note:

Matt/Mello (

L/Light (While Light is creeping me out so far, I still think this is a cute pairing)

Mikami/Matsuda (This pairing needs more love!!!)

Durarara!!:

Shizuo/Izaya (Psssh, like they really hate each other. Sexual tension much?)

Masaomi/Mikado

Erika/Walker (To some extent. I love how otaku-y they are together and how he could put up with her BL fantasies.)

Kingdom Hearts:

Axel/Roxas

Riku/Sora

Demyx/Zexion

Vexen/Marluxia

Xemnas/Saix

Xigbar/Luxord

Seifer/Hayner

Pence/Olette

Leon (Squall)/Cloud

Sephiroth/Cloud

Fruits Basket:

Yuki/Haru

Kyo/Tohru

Hatori/Ayame (Sometimes. It really depends what mood I'm in)

Ayame/Shigure (Again, only sometimes)

Pokemon:

Preciousmetalshipping

Energyshipping

Comashipping

Palletshipping

Originshipping

Eliteundershipping

Clingyshipping

Honnorshipping

Originalshipping

Ouran High School Host Club:

Hikaru/Kaoru

Tamaki/Kyouya

Haruhi/Kasanoda (I think they'd be cute )

Kasanoda/Nekozawa (... I've only seen a few of these - like, 2 - but I could see this happening! It's really cute)

Soul Eater:

Soul/Death the Kid (This pairing needs A LOT more love!!! It's so epic and adorable!!!! >.

The Mortal Instruments:

Magnus/Alec

Clary/Jace

Simon/Maia

Simon/Izzy

Luke/Jocelyn

Kyo Kara Maoh:

Yuuri/Wolfram

Yozac/Conrad

Gunter/Gwendel

Bleach:

Renji/Rukia

Ichigo/Byakuya

Uryuu/Ichigo (Sometimes - I'm a major IchiBya shipper so I don't read this very often)

Urahara/Yoruichi

Izuru/Yumichika (Izuru is pretty much the only one pretty enough for Yumi. Plus, he's not taken by any)of my other Bleach OTP's :D)

Shunsui/Ukitake

Ulquiorra/Grimmjow (Okay, I haven't even gotten to this part of the series yet - /fail - But I know enough about the characters to know that I think that I ship them *hopes that makes sense*)

Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour: (Guilty Pleasure...)

Gwen/Duncan

Gwen/Trent

Noah/Cody (NoCo EXISTS!!!!! I JUST KNOW IT DOES!!!! Ahem ;;)

Geoff/Bridgette

Geoff/Gwen

DJ/Katie

Tyler/Lindsay

Trent/Duncan (Sometimes...)

Bandom/Bandslash: (XD)

Gabe Saporta/William Beckett

Nate Novarro/Alex Suarez

Brendon Urie/Spencer Smith

Ryan Ross/Jon Walker

Sisky/The Butcher

Michael Guy Chislett/Mike Carden

Ian Crawford/Alex Marshall

Alex Deleon/Cash Colligan

Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump

Gerard Way/Frank Iero

Ryland Blackinton/Victoria Asher

Jack Barakat/Alex Gaskarth

Rian Dawson/Zack Merrik

(Wow... 13)

etc...


Randomly list twelve of your favorite Glee characters:

1. Wes

2. Finn

3. Jeff

4. David

5. Nick

6. Kurt

7. Blaine

8. Mercedes

9. Tina

10. Thad

11. Artie

12. Trent

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Kurt/Artie? No, but I've actually thought about doing so. It would be friendship, of course, as I am an avid Klaine shipper.

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

David? Sure, though I tend to like pale guys better. >w

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Trent got Mercedes pregnant, I would be surprised. I mean, they've probably met through Kurt, but this pairing seems... I dunno, I just don't think this would work.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Tina? I haven't read any, but I tend to only read Klaine and Niff, so...

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Finn and Kurt? No. Just no. I know that Kurt was in love with him in the first season, but now they're brothers and Finn is straight and Kurt has Blaine and Finn has Rachel and no. This just wouldn't work.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Nick/Tina or Nick/Thad? Nick/Thad, just because it's more realistic. I just wouldn't ship it because I love the ThreeSix Mafia and Niff

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Blaine walked in on Finn and Trent? XD Bahaha. Blaine would quickly apologize and go into dapper-autopilot-mode. He would then find the correct room (i.e. Kurt's) and tell him all about it.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Jeff/Thad? Umm... Gyah, I'm awful and summaries. (Plus, I don't think I like this pairing...) Uhh... Jeff, brokenhearted after being dumped by Nick, finds comfort in the arms of one of the council members. Will Thad realize his feelings for the younger Warbler?

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Wes/Mercedes? Yup I've read it a few times. It's not my favorite pairing, but it's cute and nice in the background of a Klaine fic.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Blaine/Trent? Hmm... "Not Alone", I guess. I dunno what it would be about, but I would hope that it's friendship.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

XD How'd I end up with Wevid? I don't really know how David would de-flower Wes...

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Blaine slash? Are you kidding? Of course we read Blaine slash. What part of Klaine shipper do you not understand?

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Jeff het? I doubt it. I'm friends with Neff shippers, which is a very slashy pairing.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No, but I once had a dream that Artie was sent to a hippo school and had his face mauled by a water basin. (His words, not mine; I still believe it was the hippos.)

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Finn/David/Nick. I really hope not.

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I'm going to go with the obvious answer and say "YOU MOCK US, SIR!"

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Mercedes? Umm... I don't really know. I can't think of any songs that really fit her.

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Wes/Kurt/Trent. Warning: Slash, Threesome, sad!brokenhearted!Blaine, crack pairings, and bad things that may offend some people.

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Thad on Finn? Huh. I've actually read something like this. Anyway... Probably something about teaching him how to dance.

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Nick? Like 10 minutes ago. Niff for the win!

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Kurt? Oh my... Blazers. XD Maybe ties?

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Artie shag Tina? Sure! And it would be sober, too. Did you watch season one and its abundance of Artina?

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Jeff and Blaine? Nnngh... O_e I don't really know... Maybe they'd switch off?

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with
Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief
unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true
love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your
friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

"Wes and Tina are in a happy relationship until Tina suddenly runs off with
David. Wes, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Artie and a brief
unhappy affair with Trent, then follows the wise advice of Nick and finds true
love with Jeff." Title? Why would I give this thing a title? Wes/Jeff should never happen. *shakes head* I honestly don't know anyone who would read this nor anyone who would write this.

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I would cry and scream and attack RIB if Blaine/Mercedes were cannon.

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Different As Can Be - Voldemort and Quirrell (AVPM)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race - Fall Out Boy

WHAT DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT?

Malchik Gay - t.A.T.u

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOU?

Bang the Doldrums - Fall Out Boy

WHAT DOES YOUR BEST FRIEND ALWAYS SAY TO YOU?

Calm Before the Storm (Album Version) - Fall Out Boy

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Smile for the Paparazzi - Cobra Starship

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SAYING?

On the Florr (Demo) - The All American Rejects

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Decode - Paramore (D: But I hate this song!)

WHAT WILL BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?

The Piano Knows Something I Don't Know - Panic at the Disco

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

Believe - The All American Rejects

WHAT DO THINK OF YOUR HOUSE?

You Can't Be Missed if You Never Go Away - Cobra Starship

WHAT DO YOU WISH YOU WERE DOING RIGHT NOW?

Saturday (Album Version) - Fall Out Boy

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SAID?

Check Yes Juliet - We the Kings

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?

Bulls in Brooklyn - The Academy Is..,

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

Annabel - Alesana (XD I was hoping I'd get this one!)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?

German Sparkle Party - The Something Experience (BAHAHAHAHAHA. That is all.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS QUIZ

Thnks Fr th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (But I'm asexual, so I guess that almost counts.)
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (See, but I am.)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (manga)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm an OTAKU so I MUST be a hentai-obsessed freak with no life.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED


1. Mistaken Identity reviews
Five times Canada is mistaken for someone's boyfriend and one time his own is around to stop it. France/Canada and Canada/Various with several side pairings mentioned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-17-12 - Canada & France
2. The Bet reviews
After a bet he made with Feliciano, Lovino heads to Spain to reveal his feelings for a certain Spaniard. Rated T for Lovi's mouth and boys love. Spamano and implied GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-9-12 - S. Italy/Romano & Spain - Complete
3. Notice Me » reviews
High School AU: A flustered Matthew wakes up naked in an also naked Francis' bed with virtually no memory of the night before. Franada with other pairings in the background. Rated T for implied sex, drinking, language, and of course yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 10-14-11 - Published: 2-26-11 - Canada & France
4. A Day at the Beach reviews
A New Directions-Warbler beach outing takes a turn for the worst when Santana attempts to break up Kurt and Blaine's happy relationship. Klaine, with Brittana and other canon pairings on the side. Warnings: Fluff and slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-14-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A.
5. Mad World reviews
A series of crack-y drabbles/one-shots centered around pairings I find somewhat laughable. First up: CanUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-29-11