Hey Yall. My name is Lee John and I am a writer of stories, songs, music and poetry! Love poetry and songs all the time, although some of my stories are here, I try to write the stories and i just do my best. Im a "Twilighter" LMAO, I love it! Its so cool! Just wish to do my best, Message me on Myyearbook.com/Midnight6756 or www.myspace.com /Midnight6756, Let me know what you think!

Favorite Couples:

Harry Potter/Ron Weasley

Harry Potter/ Draco Malfoy

Harry Potter/ Cedric Diggory

Hermione Granger/ Harry Potter

Draco Malfoy/ Hermione Granger

Luna Lovegood/ Harry Potter (LMAO I know its weird but i like it! They seem so sweet!)

Ronald/ Luna

Fred/George Weasley and Harry Potter

Twilight:

Emmett Cullen/ Edward Cullen

Jasper Hale/ Alice Cullen

Edward Cullen/ Bella Swan

Carlisle Cullen/ Edward Cullen/ Jasper Cullen/ Emmett Cullen LMAO I know but they get steamy lmao

Jacob Black/ Edward Cullen

HSM

Troy/Ryan

Troy/Chad

If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. C&P

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

You know you're addicted to Twilight when August 2th is the most decorated date on your calendar. Copy and paste this into your profile if it is.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile (Jasper was quite funny in the movie.)

If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get super upset and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped on air, and were so happy because you thought Edward Cullen might come and save you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony (or Bella, but that's another story), copy and paste this into your profile. (Yes. I will. Like I said Edward, Bella and Jasper. I don't care about what my husband says!)

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight are fat headed wannabe fans, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a long list of fictional book/ movie characters that you are in love with, but Jacob Black is clearly at the top of, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yup, i threw my copy of it out the window cursing in my Chorus classroom lmao! Of course i went back and got it though.)

If you're so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's vampires playing ball, copy and paste this int your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. (Haha, I hear Jacob talking in my head ALL the time...we have daily conversations)

OMG: since Edward is a perfect angel (me: sigh), and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisile. Then every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God. (me: this is makes a lot of sense)

And God (CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward..." and it was all goood. (me: uh-huh. no arguements there!)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (all the time)

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile

do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. (Laughs count too!)

If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, and the internet, copy this to your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been called weird because you typed OMC instead of OMG copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever passed notes in class when you are allowed to talk copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Does that also count for mental death? Because if it does too late.)

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly need a new bookshelf in your room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped/punched a relative because they took your last piece of gum, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door or wall, and then apologizes to it, Copy and Paste this... LMAO Have done that before lmao

I think I could be madly in like with you

Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

opps! I appear to have fallen on your lips!

Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot! (me: hell yeah!)

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (me: Just hope that you have something to change it to)

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (me: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, dang I'm gonna miss you

A REALboyfriend!

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up andhug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

I don't care if you have a boyfriendor girlfriend right now... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson...just read this, it will make a difference...

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up andhug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's andplay with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dontbelieve it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you love Evanescence, copy this into your profile

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you are an ANIME FREAK, copy this into your profile

If you talk out loud to yourself, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

Pick the one's that fit you (Mine will be in bold)

I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY so I MUST carry AIDS.

I'm LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRATIC so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants,

I'm IRSH so I MUST have a drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convention store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore.

I wear SKIRTS so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceided snob.

I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wreaking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with me sandles.

I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm EGYPTION so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN USUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'M INTO THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLSWHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be gay

I have BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug-dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a nazi.

I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRIZILLIAN so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be concieded.

I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm HAWIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGED so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly...or crazy

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually eats lunch so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in s BAND so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST think Jesus wuz a brotha.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.

I'm and OG so I MUST be Mexican.

If you hate sterotypes. The just stop what you're doing and POST THIS on your profile! Help stop sterotypes!

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you get in a bad mood for no apparent reason except for bottled up emotions, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever drunk a cup of tea/hot chocolate/coffee then copy and paste this on your profile. If you haven't... TRY IT! IT ROCKS :P

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously,never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go(Or) Your a pretty little mushroom!" or start having a thumb-war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs before, copy and pase this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over your pet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your friends think your weird, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever ran up a down escalator, or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had to ask your best friend your OWN Phone/Cell Number to tell another Friend paste this in your profile

If you grin like a mad idiot all the time for no perticular reason, copy and paste this into your profile

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DxS Phreak, Hotduckgurl, OddObsessed, have-a-cookie, xxNarutotardxx,MoonFyre12, EmiKoizumix, CaffineFreePepsi

REMEMBER WHEN ..

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

Guys don't fall for me; I trip them.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile, sharpie counts too!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

Check this out...

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. (I have one thing to say to this, I don't even know where the buttons are on my living room's tv)

6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers live happy lives of bliss. If you don't believe this, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have not read Manga. If you're one of the two percent that has, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Rap is the most God-awefulest thing to be called 'Music' and that rappers are wanna-be's who are paid to make fools out of themselves, and can't even sing, copy and paste this to your profile. --And remember, you can't spell Crap, without Rap.

If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow Will Turner Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italix

If High School Musical bothers you for any particular reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you believe in angels, copy and paste this to your profile

If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die.

If you are addicted to chocolate, cheese, and/or a TV show of some kind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen an adult act like a gangsta or use slang and were freaked out, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews for one of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this in it to make it even longer

If you finished reading HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS and consider it amazing, and to be your favorite book out of all seven, copy and paste this into your profile

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

If you believe in magic, copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think those reallllly annoying kids should shut up and just buy their own god-damn box of Lucky Charms, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, copy this into your profile

If you think Sonny should go into rehab for his Coco Puff obsession, copy this into your profile

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (Wtf?)

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, Unluckykat13, OneSong05

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you have no grip on reality whatsoever, copy this to your profile. The nerd brigade thanks you.

If you've ever taped your fingers together because you were bored out of your mind and then couldn't get them apart copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile (I like very few rap songs and only listened to them because my sister and brother tied me down into a chair and forced me to. And they aren't very rappy.)

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (I’ll finish my profile later)

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected.