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since: 07-26-02, id: 241781, Profile Updated: 04-01-08
country: USA
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Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Weiss Kreuz, and Count Cain: God Child.

So I find myself falling more and more for the canon ships, rather than fanon (in Harry Potter). It occurs to me, I'm really into the tragedies, despite my overall happy outlook on life. And since everyone and their mother have done this, I'll list off my ships:

Harry Potter

Bloody Baron/Grey Lady (aka Helena Ravenclaw)

Dumbledore/Grindelwald (when they were younger...)

Lily/James

Severus/Lily ( . okay, the unrequited stuff is neato...)

Walburga/Orion Black (my crusade)

Remus/Sirius (I will never give this one up!)

Albus Severus/Scorpius (who can resist a ship that spells out "AS/S"?)

For those of you following Silver Spoon...I'm sort of half-boycotting Count Cain at the moment. I'm really(to the power of 10) mad at Kaori Yuki right now. I'm reading the series in the bookstore, and won't spend the money on them anymore. For those of you that have gotten that far, it's about the Riff situation. And the Riff/Cain situation. Heh heh.

Original and "original" stuff (um...historical fiction??) is on my livejournal

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1. Photographs reviews
It doesn't happen often, but the beach house had been bought for the purpose of taking the boys there, since it was good for children to get a little salt air in their lungs." Another Black!fic, and quite lighthearted, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-9-08 - Regulus B. & Sirius B. - Complete
2. Walburga reviews
A slightly different, if not a little short, perspective on Sirius' mother. Because it needs to be done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-26-08 - Complete
3. The Story That Should Never Have Been reviews
Exactly what it sounds like. A spoof of cheesy MarySuisms. I tried to put as many of my peeves in as possible. Now it's just a test to see how far people can go without barfing. SBOC JPLE and a surprise pairing. Not sure what possessed me to write this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-7-07 - Sirius B. & OC
4. Silver Spoon » reviews
Yay! Another serial killer fic! Except this time, Cain finds out it's somebody in his own home. Who is stealing cutlery to kill with...and not the sharp cutlery, either. CainxRiff. Chap 13 edited, read before continuing on.
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,619 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 3-16-07 - Published: 8-3-06
5. Know One's Onions reviews
A connection is made between an Earl and a butler when it comes to frustration in work. I'm not sure whether it's a WIP.
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-2-06
6. Hate reviews
James and Sirius hate each other when they first meet. How they eventually got to like eact other. Very selfexplainatory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-13-06 - James P. & Sirius B.
7. Stalking Love » reviews
Harry isn't the only person that Sirius Black is after, Remus is sure of it.....PoA, SBRL, sort of like a later attachment of Avoiding Love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-12-06 - Published: 5-9-05 - Remus L. & Sirius B.
8. Too Long » reviews
An ongoing writer-doodle about the early days of Schwartz. Shonen-ai, BS
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-25-06 - Published: 2-20-05 - Schuldig & B. Crawford
9. Hearts of Glass » reviews
After the death of Sirius' father, many people must make many decisions on many levels. SBRL, WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-26-06 - Published: 3-6-05 - Sirius B. & Remus L.
10. Next Time reviews
A oneshot tangent with Schuldig and Crawford. I'm pretty good at those, neh? Rated cause I'm a pottymouth. And the fact that I had nudity as a sidenote.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-4-05 - Schuldig & B. Crawford - Complete
11. Wanting Out reviews
Severus Snape's part in The Plot. Follows a theory I had about HBP. SPOILERS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-19-05 - Severus S.
12. Potions reviews
Nobody ever said that teaching was easy, as Severus Snape soon finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-30-05 - Severus S.
13. Birthday reviews
Just a short blurb of Sirius' birthday. No specific plot. Slash, SiriusRemus, slight nudity. For once I'm unable to concieve a decent title.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-28-05 - Sirius B. & Remus L.
14. When it Comes Down to It » reviews
Remus wants neither pity, friendship, nor spite. All he wants is for people to know. This is his life. Cooler than it sounds. Rating for future chapters, and it may up even more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-27-05 - Published: 9-20-04 - Remus L.
15. Of a Journalist, a Selkie, and a LoupGarou reviews
Upon the chance meeting of a beautiful werewolf, and the meeting of Remus Lupin, Paul Osche resolves to fight the ministry toothandnail on the common missconceptions and treatment of werewolves
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-05 - Remus L.
16. In the Wall reviews
They figured that dumping a certain redhead troublemaker on an overarrogant precog would teach them both a lesson. Shows how much THEY know. A prequel to my soontobe renamed fic, Too Long. BxS
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-2-05 - B. Crawford & Schuldig
17. Running reviews
I'm running, but I don't know where to. All I know is I have to get away."
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-12-05 - Schuldig
18. Cold reviews
An analyst has to figure out how to help her silent patient without any clues. Set in "the lost years" between MWPP and the SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-9-05 - Remus L.
19. Avoiding Love » reviews
It all starts with a note that Sirius wrote to Remus in DADA. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,478 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 11-28-04 - Published: 6-21-04 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
20. Stroganoff reviews
A pointless bit of stuff, in which the day is saved by a hot carton of stroganoff. Don't ask, just read. BS implied.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-13-04 - Schuldig & B. Crawford
21. My Calm Serenity reviews
Remus is a beautiful spring day, full of calm serenity. James is a hot, summer day, where everybody is happy and playful. But I don't know about myself. slash, SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-9-04 - Sirius B. & Remus L.
22. Say Goodbye reviews
Two completely different conversations with the same outcome. slight LEJP. Beleive whatever you want about Sirius and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-19-04 - Remus L. & Lily Evans P.
23. Getting Away with It reviews
Schuldig finds out that Crawford isn't as uptight as he first seems. (non-yoai), but still fun.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-16-04 - B. Crawford & Schuldig
24. Tis a Question of Why reviews
Bellatrix reflects on her life in the past and a conversation with a certain werewolf, then questions herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-28-04 - Bellatrix L. & Remus L.
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