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Author has written 34 stories for Twilight. I love to knit, I love my kitties, I love Peetah, and I am trying to get a full-time job that offers health insurance and doesn't piss me off. Aren't we all? I'm auctioning my writing off for Alex's Lemonade Stand, a wonderful charity for Children's Cancer. I will write an original fanfiction for you, your choosing, my starting bid is 25. Details about my bid start here. Fanfiction has been my escape from a hellish job that almost killed me. Literally. Not a fun story. That's why I'm the loser that's written over 30 stories for Twilight. Yes, I guess I'm sort of the 'pulp' author of Twilight- and by pulp fiction, I don't mean the movie by Quinten Tarantino, but the novels written in the early 20th century on cheap pulp paper in large masses for only entertainment and no real artistic value by an author whose name will fade into the annals of literacy, not even making a blip on the radar. If you want artistic value, look for the 1000+ review fics. That's not me. I can recommend a few great ones for you. I'm simply writing fanfic to find out my flaws as a writer and how to correct/improve them. And for the fun and the friends I've made. That's the best part- the wonderful people. My Blogspot Blog- with links to my blogspot fanfictions | |||||||||||||||
1. Crossing the Fine, Fine Line » reviewsAH/AU. At Meyer University, you rule the school if you're a Greek or Jock. Pity on you if you're not. But a few brave souls dare to cross the line and those who challenge the status quo make the history books.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 125,112 - Reviews: 151 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 7-8-092. Clamato with a Side of Esme » reviewsFor kikiwhore's Esme’s Erotic Ecstasy Contest. Esme meets a sexy bartender at her Martha Stewart Wannabe boss's party. What could possibly happen? Naughtiness ensues. AH/AU.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 9-28-09 - Esme - Complete3. Emmett Plays with Barbies! reviewsAU/AH- There comes a time in every boy's life... when he plays with dolls. For The Kid Contest. Mature themes presented.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-6-09 - Alice & Emmett - Complete4. When You Come Back to Me Again » reviewsAH AU. A life on the run is no life for a child.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,736 - Reviews: 173 - Updated: 10-19-09 - Published: 9-20-09 - Bella & Edward5. Legal Briefs » reviewsAH AU. Fresh out of law school and without a job, Bella Swan takes on an insurance case that nobody will touch- and danger is around every corner when you take on the Volturi Investment Group. Warning- lemons later on. E/B, mostly canon couples.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,388 - Reviews: 596 - Updated: 9-27-09 - Published: 11-22-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete6. Keys and Clues » reviewsAH/AU Bella Dwyer runs away from her abusive mother and stepfather in Phoenix to stay with her online best friend in La Push. She thinks she can escape her past and make her way on her own. But can she really? Sexual abuse as a theme, but no sex scenes.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,327 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 6-19-09 - Bella7. The Black Parade » reviewsAH/AU. Sequel to Pay No Mind to the Rabble. Bella and Edward are facing recovery, but not together. Three months in recovery is like a year in real life. Non-canon couplings.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,083 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 6-13-09 - Published: 6-3-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete8. Pay No Mind to the Rabble » reviewsAH/AU. Bella is the invisible girl at her new school. The only person who sees her is the popular loner, Edward Masen, a complete douchebag. Their secret relationship becomes his "dirty little secret." Dark themes presented, no rape.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,170 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 6-1-09 - Published: 5-31-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete9. Hitting All the Right Notes Part III » reviewsAurora's tour goes International. Bella sees the ugly side of fame.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,659 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 5-2-09 - Published: 2-3-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete10. The Luckiest reviewsAH AU. What if Carlisle gave up everything, including the silver spoon in his mouth, for love?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-26-09 - Carlisle & Esme - Complete11. The Root Still Grows » reviewsAH/AU. Sequel to These are Just Ghosts. The challenge of an "arrangement" continues with Bella working as a part-time live-in nanny for Edward and Violet. Bella and Molly deal with being alone, while Edward raises Violet virtually alone.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,693 - Reviews: 165 - Updated: 4-18-09 - Published: 4-8-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete12. In Bowling Alleys and Backseats reviewsAH/AU- From the 'These Are Just Ghosts' Universe. What was Charlie doing at the bowling alley and all those times Bella went to "nanny" while Edward was on call? Challenge from Staysa and WeasleyWeakness. Charlie/Sue. Just smut.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-14-09 - Charlie & Sue - Complete13. These Are Just Ghosts » reviewsAH/AU. Mending a broken heart isn't easy when trying to rise a three-year-old. But, who really knows best?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,130 - Reviews: 245 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 3-29-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete14. Just Bella » reviewsI had resigned myself to never having a normal life, being alone, being different. I was at peace with it. But then, he walked in, and everything was thrown on its ear. And time was running out. And I just didn't want to admit it. AH/AU. Canon Couples.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,555 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 3-17-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete15. Rhythm of My Heart » reviewsAH AU. We are the Forks High School Marching Spartans. We are dorks. We are band geeks. We are #1. And we just don't care. Rated T for cursing. If you aren't in band or your kid isn't, you probably aren't going to get this one.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,517 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 2-27-09 - Published: 2-20-09 - Bella & Edward16. For the Love of the Bull » reviewsAH/AU. Co-Written with Staysa! R/E. Rosalie is a physical therapist starting out life in Knoxville, TN. Emmett is a rising star on the rodeo circuit. Paths collide at a bachelorette party at Knoxville's infamous Cotton Eyed Joe's.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-25-09 - Published: 1-20-09 - Rosalie & Emmett17. What Doesn't Kill You » reviewsAH/AU. In the aftermath of Rosalie Hale's rape at the age of fifteen, she is forced to grow up and leave her childhood delusions behind. From the Memory Will Never Die Universe. THIS IS NOT A RAPE FIC, but it does cover mature themes.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,392 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 1-22-09 - Published: 1-4-09 - Rosalie & Emmett - Complete18. Stranger » reviewsAll Human/Alternate Universe. Bella is suddenly sent away the night before senior year starts, and Edward is heartbroken. Edward isn't sure he can make it through alone when he realizes Bella is harboring secrets.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,096 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 1-20-09 - Published: 1-19-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete19. Hitting All the Right Notes Part II » reviewsAH/AU. Not all things go smoothly as the Evenson Label prepares for Bella's debut album's release date.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,917 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 12-26-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete20. Hitting All the Right Notes Part I » reviewsAH AU. Struggling Singer/Songwriter Bella Swan waitresses in New York City, dreaming of her own success. Aurora's frontman, Edward Cullen, has plans of his own- a record label with his father. Paths collide, sparks happen.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,465 - Reviews: 148 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 12-17-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete21. A Cullen Family Christmas Carol » reviewsAH AU. Carlisle stripping, London Gay Bars, gingerbread puppet theatre, and lemons! Yes, it's Christmas with the Cullen Family.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,061 - Reviews: 226 - Updated: 12-15-08 - Published: 12-7-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete22. A Royal Bun in the Oven » reviewsAU/AH- Sequel to Wedding Cake Traditions Gone Wrong. Crown Prince Edward of Generovia has wed his royal consort, Bella Swan. The race to the crown is on- Tanya and her husband have a head start with a baby on the way. Who will get the crown?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,387 - Reviews: 258 - Updated: 11-20-08 - Published: 10-21-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete23. Wedding Cake Traditions Gone Wrong » reviewsAH/AU A shy, nerdy Bella Swan goes to Rome, Italy with Rosalie and Alice for a graduation trip, after Jake and Angela's wedding only to inadvertently save the life of a reclusive Prince who's been exiled from his home country. Warning- lots of lemons.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,462 - Reviews: 392 - Updated: 10-18-08 - Published: 10-3-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete24. No Knives, No Forks! » reviewsAU/Human- prequel to The Memory Will Never Die. It's the Beheading of John the Baptist, a high holy day in the Orthodox Christian Church- Esme wants them to practice the "pious Orthodox custom" of not using plates or knives.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,876 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-12-08 - Published: 9-8-08 - Complete25. Blackbird Fly » reviewsHuman AU fic- Bella is an adult living in Seattle. She has a seemingly perfect life- but she's hiding a darker secret that could kill her. Can love save her? E/B, canon couples, except Jacob/Angela. Lemons and child abuse. Dark themes presented.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,317 - Reviews: 262 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 4-12-08 - Complete26. Hearts Burst Into Fire » reviewsA/U Human- Edward, Bella, Emmett, Rosalie, Alice, Jasper, Angela, and Jacob are drifting in & out of each other's lives, until they find each other. Is it written in the stars or will "doing the right thing" keep them apart? Domestic Violence, dark themesTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,899 - Reviews: 222 - Updated: 8-13-08 - Published: 7-12-08 - Complete27. A Walk Through Hell » reviewsAU/Human. Bella is happily married to Mike Newton and expecting her first child. She's got a great life, a good job and good friends. What can possibly go wrong? Canon couples, except JakexAngie, MikexBella. Rated M for future chapters.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 52,522 - Reviews: 255 - Updated: 8-13-08 - Published: 5-26-08 - Complete28. You Can Look But You Better Not Touch reviewsCanon story Post-Eclipse, Pre-Breaking Dawn. Bella gets poison ivy. Emmett acts the fool. Pure Fluff.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-10-08 - Complete29. Shampoo Horns reviewsAll Human AU- A Walk Through Hell Universe. Pure Fluff. Edward baby-sits Jeannie by himself for the first time, and she gets pretty dirty and he has to give her a bath. Between Chapters 33 & 34 of A Walk Through Hell.Twilight - Rated: T - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-6-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete30. The Memory Will Never Die » reviewsHuman A/U. Bella & Edward separated in college, & the aftermath has left Bella very distant & angry. When she has a stroke which results in expressive aphasia, she can't hide behind her intellect anymore. She must deal with her past.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,354 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 8-3-08 - Complete31. Robot Lincoln reviewsA/U Human- Blackbird Fly Universe. The Swan/Masen family goes to Disney World for an adventure. E/B fluff, rated M for one somewhat lemony scene.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-5-08 - Complete32. The Night that Prom was Over » reviewsAll Human A/U. Blackbird Fly Universe. Alice and Bella intend to enact revenge when Bella's intended prom date doesn't come through as planned. CarlislexEsme only canon couples. T for sexual innuendo and language.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,503 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-21-08 - Complete33. Welcome to the World, Baby Girl » reviewsA/U Human. If you haven’t read Blackbird Fly, you’re not going to get this story at all. Edward and Bella have had a successful pregnancy. I thought I’d tell a story from everybody’s POV when their first baby is born. Canon couples, except JxATwilight - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,052 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 5-19-08 - Published: 5-11-08 - Complete34. Announcements reviewsHuman AU. Blackbird Fly universe, one-shot. Bella's first photography show is tonight- and she and Edward have to keep a secret- a good secret. If you haven't read Blackbird Fly, you won't get this one.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-20-08 - Complete
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