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since: 01-16-06, id: 971732, Profile Updated: 01-31-10
country: Canada
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

HELLO PEOPLE!! I have more stories now AND I may continue them ..some day

I started a new Transformer story called Allspark Me? pfft... it may be continued maybe... feel free to write your own story based off it all give you all the rights except if your a slash hater than you should feel Ironhides cannon you (censored)

unfortunately I have hit a major dry spot and cannot decide what to do with the plot if anyone wants to adopt my story they are welcome to.

DISCLAIMER:I OWN NOTHING!! I'm a poor pathetic fanfiction lover who owns nothing!!...except my anime stuff...and my plan for world conquest...OF DOOM!

I also apologize that I do not update my site enough do the fact that I forget a lot!

Ummm... Things I like are...

Fantasies:To have anime north all year round and threesome and to live in an anime lolz! :D

Food: Mac Donalds,Sushi, chocolate (yummy)

Favorite animal: FOX I WANNA HAVE ONE!! or be one XD so cute!!

I REALLY LOVE Yaoi!! and I LOVE THREESOMES!!


Real Friends (not by me)

When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

When you are confused - I will use little words.

When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass then help you up.

When you are angry - Will help you with your evil revenge plots of DOOM WITH OUR BAD SELVES!! :D


I LOVE THIS THING!! Twenty Rules For Gaming To Live by! (edited by me alittle)

1.) There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force...

2.) If it moves, DESTROY IT!! IRONHIDE WILL BE PROUD!!

3.) Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training...

4.) One lone "Good Guy" can defeat an infinite number of "Bad Guys..."

5.) Make sure you eat all food on the ground...

6.) You can rec things and get away with it...

7.) You can push other vehicles off the road and get away with it...

8.) If someone dies, they disappear...(government conspiracy)

9.) If you get mad enough, you can fight even better...

10.) You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters... or yelling loudly at the game

11.) You can operate all weapons without training... or without all your body part except for your hands

12.) No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again...and again and again then use cheat codes

13.) Death is reversible...and repeatable LOLS!! I IS FALLING OF BUILDING!!

14.) Ninja are common and frequently fight in public...a lot

15.) Whenever big, fat, mean guys are about to croak, they begin flashing red and yellow...

16.) You never run out of ammunition, just grenades...and enemies

17.) All women wear revealing clothes and have great bodies...this applies to some men as well this can be good and bad

18.) Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was bad... if not no one will notice

19.) Don't worry if your vehicle crashes and explodes. A new vehicle will appear in its place... sometimes upside down or attached to buldings

20.) A thousand-to-one odds against you is NOT a problem...


QUOTES THAT I FOUND AND RANDOMLY PUT TOGETHER!! I DO NOT OWN THEM!!

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The hardest battle you're ever going to fight ...

is the battle to just be you.

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"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me!"

"Words will never hurt me!"

Liar.

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I get knocked down! But I get up again

You're never going to keep me down

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I'm burning and I'm blacking my lungs Boy,

you know it feels good with fire back on your tongue

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Pride is tasteless, sizeless, and colorless

:but it's the hardest thing to swallow:

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“Welcome to the jungle

It gets worse here everyday Ya learn ta live like an animal

In the jungle where we play.

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If you got a hunger for what you see

You'll take it eventually

You can have anything you want But you better not take it from me!”

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Here's to the crazy ones!

The misfits.

The rebels.

The troublemakers.

The ones who see things differently.

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They're not fond of rules.

And they have no respect for the status quo.

You can quote them.

Disagree with them.

Glorify, or vilify them.

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But the only thing you can't do is ignore them.

Because they change things.

They push the human race forward.

And while some may see them as the crazy one,

we see genius.

Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world

are the ones who do.

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Stop right there.

That's exactly where I lost it.

See that line.

Well I never should have crossed it.

Stop right there.

Well I never should have said that it's the very moment

that I wish that I could take back

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When I ran,

I didn’t feel like a runaway When I escaped,

I didn’t feel like I got away

There’s more to living than only surviving

Maybe I’m not there but I’m still trying

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Come as you are, as you were,

As I want you to be As a friend,

as a friend, as an old enemy Take your time,

hurry up The choice is yours,

don't be late Take a rest as a friend as an old memorial

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Take a bull by the horns

Take some action in this world Jumping into the ring

and take control of everything

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He drew a circle that shut me out-

Heretic,

rebel,

a thing to flout.

But Love and I had a wit to win.

We drew a circle and took him in.

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Everyone has a mask. One we let others label us as.

One we pretend what we are for our sanity and one that hides the truths that we hide from ourselves.

We wear many layers of masks,

all of them shielding us from something;

whether it’s ourselves or the world.

We wear these masks for many reasons,

most of us for hiding our secrets,

insecurities and fears. However,

like some I wear a mask to save myself from pain.

Of both heart and body,

but with time these masks erode,

corrupting

or weakening

or enlightening us.

To cast aside a mask is like to cast aside

safety,

familiarity,

and control.

We would face judgment.

It remains to be seen how the world would change around us.

We fear the uncontrollable,

the unpredictable and the unknown.

That is why we wear masks for the sake of power over these fears.

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Paranoia strike deep Into your life

it will creep

It starts when you’re always afraid

You step out of line the man will come

and take you away

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Truth is always stranger then fiction.

death is but a door...it swings both ways.

I like the insanity but stop the stupidity!

Those that say nothings inpossable never tried to slam a revolving door.

order is for the stupid true geniuses live in chaos.

death is for those with nothing better to do.

in the end the world as we know it dosen't exist.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!

Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.

Never knock on Deaths door: ring the doorbell and run away! He really hates that!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand cash.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

LOOK MA, NO BRAIN!

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT!"

Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy.

If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door...

Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

When you’re right, no one remembers, when you’re wrong, no one forgets.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.

They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!

3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

A day without sunshine, is like, night.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.

BAD COP!NO DONUT!

Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!"

Corduroy Pillows: they’re making headlines!

Do not play leap frog with a unicorn.

Elvis has left the planet.

Florida: We're number one! Wait! Recount!

Gravity is a myth: the Earth sucks.

Horn broken: watch for Finger!

I have the Body of a god...Buddha...

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!

I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “damn…that was fun”

333 I’m only half evil

Don’t take live too seriously. It isn’t permanent

I don’t have a drinking problem I get drunk I pass out no problem.

Yesterday is another country, Borders are now closed.

I’ll be a marshmallow peep, Smash me nuts captain.

I don’t play dumb, I always lose.

Nutter then a fruitcake.

Spoon!

Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

Cancer cures smoking.

Constipated people don't give a crap.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Do old men wear boxers or briefs? - Depends.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

I bet I can stop gambling.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?

Few women admit their age, few men act it.

Vegetarians taste better.

I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.

Elvis shot JFK.

So many people...so few comets.

Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

You non-conformists are all alike.

Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

Pride is what we have. Pity is what others have.

Forget about world peace . . . visualize using your turn signal.

Sex is like pizza, when it's bad it's still kinda good.

Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart."

Jesus loves you! But everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Spandex: A privilege, not a right.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is.

Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words.

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Never visit a doctor who can't keep her office plants alive.

Dyslexics of the world unite!

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" . . . until you can find a rock.

The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Follow your dream! (Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill.)

Forecast for tonight: dark.

I always wanted to be a procrastinator but I never got around to it.

I don't get even, I get odder.

If marriage was outlawed only outlaws would have in-laws.

If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies.

Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.

If your nose runs and your feet smell you were probably built upside down.

I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.

"Auntie Em: Hate you; hate Kansas, taking the dog." - Dorothy

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday.

Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

I'm not broke I'm just having an out of money experience.

My inferiority complex is not nearly as good as yours.

Ignoring bullshit is wrong, bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.

If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit.

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

. I intend to live forever. So far, so good

If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough

Quantum Mechanics: the stuff dreams are made of

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have

24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?

If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn'?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain

OK, so what's the speed of dark'?

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Someday we'll look back on all this, and plough into a parked car.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he/she isn't there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing him/her again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo

If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP

That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

A true friend stabs you in the front

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it.

I take a simple view of living. it is to keep your eyes open and get on with it.

You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.

To some, death may be a blessing, to others, a vice. Me? I think death is a necessity.

They condemn what they do not understand

There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods.

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on.

What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?

1492: Native Americans discover Clombus lost at sea


PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it


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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, bliizardtorment

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.

If you think that Sasuke completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. (hell yeah!)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are part of the unanimous club of Sakura-bitch haters, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

50 things you can do in an elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of ''It''s a Small World'' incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you''re on rough seas.
7. Shave. (Especially if you''re a woman.)
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you, "Admiral".
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I''ve got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious literature to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb," while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You''re one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and make it talk to the other passengers.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, "I wonder what all these do," and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space".
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it''s getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"

HAVE FUN AND TALK TO ME I DON'T BITE!!

(normally but if your hot than most likely yes growl)

Note: My Favorite kinda stories have a dominant and a submissive relationship.

I love it when the dominants are over possessive and the submissive shy its so HOT :D

I believe that everyone has a soulmate we just may not meet them in this life.

ALIENS EXIST (the goverment tells smelly lies of DOOM!!)

HAVE FUN READING!!

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