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Author has written 6 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Harry Potter. Name: April Ledbetter Occupation: A number at UCLA. Easily catalogued and cross-referenced. Fandoms/Pairings: Harry Potter (HG/SS; LM/SS; HG/LM/SS, and the occasional multi-pairing, tripling, quadrupling orgy). Pirates of the Caribbean (Sparrabeth, Norribeth, Sparrington, and of course Sparrabethington (yes, I just made that up)...and the occasional quirky Jack-Centric gen) Random Crap: -I know how to handle a sword...I fence on the UCLA Women's Epee team. -I drive a 20 year old truck named "The Minotaur", named so for the gruff, broken-carburetor growls it emits upon ignition. -My first fandom was "Whose Line is it Anyway?" -At my school's Multi-Cultural fair, I stole a German flag and blitzkrieged the French Club booth with an army armed with water pistols. -I am so egotistical, that I believe someone's interested in reading this crap. Not just this crap, but the profile of the person who writes it. -I'm engaged to a beautiful girl named Julia...who tolerates my neuroses very well. | |||||||
1. A Prohibition Against Sodomy and Sapphism » reviewsIn a misguided attempt to repopulate the decimated wizarding world, the provisional wizarding government issues an edict against homosexual indecency. Consequently, Hogwarts becomes the target of a homophobic public health campaign. PostDH. HG GW, HG OCsHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,859 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 9-24-07 - Hermione G. & Ginny W.2. Taking Liberties reviewsNorrington molests ten year old Elizabeth.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-10-07 - James N. & Elizabeth S. - Complete3. Five Instances of The Shocker, Vignette 1 reviewsWhat Molly and Arthur actually do when the kids are away at school.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-20-07 - Molly W. & Arthur W. - Complete4. La Principessa » reviewsFuturefic. After Will's unexpected death before their marriage, and her father's fatal apoplexy, a pregnant Elizabeth has only one option to protect her inheritance and her reputation: marrying Lord Beckett. Dark. Iconoclastic comedy. CB ES, JS ES, JN ESPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,488 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-7-06 - Published: 9-5-065. What the Bloody, Sodding, Buggering Hell? reviewsElizabeth's end of DMC monologue, which I imagine would have consisted of a very expansive WTF? M for course language and sociallyunredeemable humor. Quote: This strange voodoo woman may have done a dance with a dead chicken and bongos, or something.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-2-06 - Complete6. Grog: A Tale of Ribaldry reviews"Dear heart, Cap'n Jack'd never take advantage of your naiveté, your desperate need for attention, and especially not your sexual frustration over having lost your wedding night." JE. M for UnDisneyfied Jack, dark humor and general twistedness.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-1-06 - Complete