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Author has written 16 stories for Vampire Kisses, Twilight, Darkest Powers, and Wintergirls. Name: Brandy. Things That Make Me Happy: Mountain Dew, video games, nose piercings, tattoos, asylums, goggles, fishnets, boots, witches, ghosts, Dracula’s Ball, Nocturne Wednesdays, Projekt Fest, hair dye, makeup, roses, romances, tea, coffee, safety pins, chains, chokers, mint chocolate chip flavored water, dancing, singing, designing. Things That Make Me Sick: Judgement, wannabes, screamo music, anything mainstream, hate, bad fanfiction, stubby fingernails, annoying questions. Bands: Cruxshadows, Icon of Coil, Grendel, Voltaire, The Dreamside, Emilie Autumn, Korn, Dead Kennedys, Depeche Mode, Combichrist, Razed In Black, Static Icon, Eisenfunk, Sleetgrout, DJ S3RL, Astrovamps, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Faith and the Muse, The Cure, Black Tape For a Blue Girl, The Horrorist, Die Prinzen, Dethklok, Good Charlotte, The Ramones, Twiztid, Angelspit, The Fall of Troy, Behemoth, Pet Shop Boys, Aesthetic Perfection, Angelzoom, London After Midnight. Movies: The Crow, The Lost Boys, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Edward Scissorhands, Saw, Phantom of the Opera, Deep Blue Sea, My Bloody Valentine, Sleepy Hollow, Scary Movie, The Spiker, Coraline, Vampires Suck, Zombieland, Piranha. TV: Tosh.O, That 70’s Show, Silent Library, Big Brother, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, George Lopez, WWE Wrestling, Skins, Being Human, Metalocalypse, That’s So Raven, Star Trek, 1,000 Ways To Die, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Children’s Hospital, Courage The Cowardly Dog, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. Video Games: ALL Tomb Raider games, Devil May Cry 1-3, Persona 3FES, Clock Tower 3, Pac-Man, Nintendo, Valve, Portal, Final Fantasy X/X-2, Rogue Galaxy, Bioshock, The Sims 2, ALL Tony Hawk games, Cool Borders, Armored Core, Intelligence Cube (IQ), Guitar Hero 1-3/Aerosmith, Rock Band 2, Resident Evil 4-5. Currently Reading: Eyewitness Auschwitz by Filip Muller. Any suggestions? Please contact me and I'll see what I can do! Crazy is when you stare at a ceiling fan and laugh. Crazy is when you slam your friend into a water fountain. Crazy is when you get yelled at for being on Fanfiction for too long. Crazy is when you have thumb wars with yourself. Crazy is when you eat all of your friend’s Christmas cookies. Crazy is when you constantly talk about pizza. Crazy is when you moo at people for no real reason at all. Crazy is when someone asks you why you eat so much, you claim you’re a werewolf. Crazy is when you read a book you read five times instead of reading the one your English teacher assigned. Crazy is when you claim you eat people. Crazy is when you haven’t been asked out in a year because people claim you’re ridiculously retarded. Crazy is when you hypervenalate in people’s faces for no apparent reason. Crazy is when you are eating chinese, crack your crab and find a fourtune. Crazy is when you feel like eating yourself into a coma. Crazy is when you talk back to the TV. Crazy is when your knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Crazy is when you walk into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend. Crazy is when you stay up in your room reading books and watching movies until the sun comes up and you crash. ／l、 Meow. :D Wanna stalk me some more? YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/BRANDYANDTHEBANSHEES GoodReads: http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/5354898-brandy Polyvore: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/profile?id=2270632 If you want me on Facebook, you gotta message me for it ~ I'm not one to post for zee creepers. (; Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae. And by the way...THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |||||||
1. Love Sacrifices » reviewsSequel to Love Kills. After supposedly defeating the Maxwells for good, Raven has to move on pregnant, engaged and best friend-less. How long will it take before she's all alone? Read and review, rated M for language, violence and lemons.Vampire Kisses - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-21-11 - Published: 10-11-10 - Raven M. & Alexander S.2. 200 Things That Won't Happen In Cryptic Cravings » reviews200 things that I think will never happen in the next book in the Vampire Kisses series. Please read and review, enjoy!Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 5-3-11 - Published: 1-23-113. Pyroclactic Poop reviewsAnother one of my pointless little one-shots. What if Raven was COMPLETELY repulsive? Very OOC. Rated T for language and indecency. Enjoy!Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-15-11 - Raven M. & Alexander S. - Complete4. Nocturnal Nausea reviewsSebastian and Luna are living together, and Sebastian has a little problem he prefers not to talk about. Rated T for graphic sleep puking.Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-15-10 - Sebastian & Luna M. - Complete5. Jasper Hale Vs Matt Wells reviewsJasper just can't stop staring at Matt's new zit, so a staring contest breaks out. Lots of hilarious fluff, and very OOC. Read, review and enjoy.Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-13-10 - Complete6. Love Kills » reviewsSequel to Love Bites. Raven and Alexander are ready to go all the way. But why do monsters off the soccer field and vampires from the underworld always butt in? Please read and review! Rated for language, violence and lemons.Vampire Kisses - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,849 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 6-29-10 - Published: 11-10-09 - Complete7. Bitten reviewsRaven is a senior in high school and is in love with a star soccer player, Trevor Mitchell. A vacant mansion on Benson Hill is occupied, and Raven is curious about it's inhabitants. And she will get bitten. Again and again and again.Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-19-108. Thirty Three Times reviewsShe called me thirty-three times." What happened that Thanksgiving when Cassie died?Wintergirls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-26-10 - Complete9. Necromancer And Demon » reviewsChloe and her friends are on the run, but have we forgotten Rae, locked in a cell playing video games? My version of The Reckoning, alternating between Chloe and Rae. Will Chloe defeat Edison Group? Who will win Chloe? Derek? Simon? Rated T for violenceDarkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-10-10 - Published: 12-21-09 - Chloe S. & Rae10. Big Bad Wolf reviewsWho's afraid of the big bad wolf? Bella is! Oneshot. Please read and review. Enjoy!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-19-09 - Bella & Jacob - Complete11. Terminated reviewsWhat was Liz's death from her very own perspective like? From her poltergeist to her death to her first ghostly sighting. Please read and review. Enjoy!Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-13-09 - Liz & Chloe S. - Complete12. Bella Swan Vs Raven Madison reviewsLet's just play Bella turns Goth and gets into a little bat fight with a drugged up Raven. Wanna see who gets out alive? Well read, review and enjoy!Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-28-09 - Complete13. Oh You Soccer Snob reviewsJust a little poem of Raven's feelings for Trevor. Read, review and enjoy!Vampire Kisses - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-9-09 - Complete14. Kat reviewsWhat would Blood Relatives be like through Kat's eyes? My own little twist on the series. Please read and review. Enjoy!Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-8-0915. Love Bites » reviewsJunior year is over and Raven and Alexander finally have some time to themselves. Raven is more than ready to take their relationship to the next level. But what happens when the Madisons take a vacation and a vampire makes her home in Raven's basement?Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,151 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 10-3-09 - Complete16. Edward Cullen Vs Alexander Sterling reviewsWatch the battle of a lifetime unfold between vampires Edward Cullen and Alexander Sterling all because of a McDonalds hamburger. You gotta read it to find out who wins!Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 10-5-09 - Edward - Complete
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