Name: What're you? My Stalker?

Age: 19 (Yikes...my age is spiking)

Gender: Female

Location: London

Nationality: British (Originally Iranian)

Religion: Baptist (Mandaeen)

Animes/Cartoons: Naruto, Avatar, Inuyasha, Bleach, Death Note, Full Moon Wo Sagashite, D.N Angel, Skip Beat!, Absolute Boyfriend, Hikaru No Go, Buso Renkin, CardCaptors/Cardcaptor Sakura, Sailor Moon, FMA, Tokyo Mew Mew/Mew Mew Power, Rurouni Kenshin, Ouran High School Host Club, Ghost Hunt, Pokemon, Aishiteruze Baby, Saint Dragon Girl, Vampire Knight, Boys over Flowers, C C C, Anti-Gravity Boy, Nodame Cantabile, Mars, Gokusen, Millenuim Snow (A thousand years of snow), School Rumble, Kaichou wa Maid-sama, etc/Martin Mystery, Totally Spies, Team galaxy, Jackie Chan Adventures, Danny Phantom, Ben 10 (alien force), Fairly Odd Parents, American Dragon, Kim Possible, X-men Evolution etc

Shows/Movies: Heroes (PETER IS AWESOME!!), Charmed (Chris is hot!), BBC's Merlin, A few decent Disney Channel shows, Ally Mcbeal, Relic Hunter, Smallville, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Mentalist, Warehouse 13, Supernatural, My So-Called Life, f.r.i.e.n.d.s, Scrubs, Ugly Betty, Monk, The Middle, Malcolm in the Middle, Bewitched, I Dream Of Jeannie, The Simpsons, Legend of the seeker, Raising Hope, Hellcats, Being Erica, Royal Pains, Psych, Suits, Once Upon A Time, White Collar, Haven, Glee, Tru Calling, Hawaii Five-O, House, Awkward, New Girl, Grey's Anatomy (Patrick Dempsey...yummm!), (As for reality tv, I DON'T go for the trashy kind like Jershey Shore, I generally watch shows like Plain Jane, I Used To Be Fat, Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition, Fat Families, Embarrassing Bodies, stuff you learn from) etc/ Harry Potter,Twilight, Just Like Heaven, Red Eye, A Walk to Remember, The Proposal, Police Academy Movies, Spiderman, Beauty and the Beast (and other Disney Classics), Meet the Robinsons, Indiana Jones, Chronicles of Narnia, Transformers, X-men, all Hugh Jackman movies, Anastasia, Die Hard series, Swan Princess, Shrek series, and many many many more movies...*film/tv buff alert*

Games: Anything adventurous. That being said, Zelda games are my favourites.

Personality: Normal...with a taaaad bit of crazy.

Okay, a lot of crazy.

Loves: A lot of things.

Dislikes: YAOI and YURI!! (ewwww!), Cheeeeeeeeeeesy fanficz (or even worst slash fics), Science (That Subject Must DIE!), swearing & SASUKE!!

Books: Anything worth reading.

Authors: Stephenie Meyer, J.K Rowling, Christian Martin-Shaw, Shannon Hale or any that write books worth reading.

Music: Any genre.

Fav Music Bands/Artists: Three Days Grace, Sum41 and 30 Seconds to Mars.

Songs I love: We would be here for awhile.

My other web pages:

~ Fanfiction.net: Here

~ Bebo: http://www.the-real-mrs-Uzumaki.bebo.com

~ Crunchyroll: http://www.crunchyroll.com/user/NarutoRocks

~ Youtube: http://ww.youtube.com/user/thefairy5456

~ Deviantart: http://mrs-n-uzumaki.deviantart.com

~ Fictionpress: http://www.fictionpress.com/~mrsnuzumaki

~ Cillian Proboards Fan Forum: http://cillianforum.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile

~ Psychfic: http://psychfic.com/viewuser.php?uid=2164

~ The Beta Branch: http://thebetabranch.prophpbb.com/member66.html

Top Favourite Anime Characters:

1) Naruto (Duh!)

2) Minato (Yondyyyyyyyy!)

3) Ryou Shirogane/Elliot Grant (Tokyo Mew Mew)

4) Inuyasha (Sit boy xD)

5) Ichigo (Bleach)

6) Takuto (Full Moon Wo Sagashite)

7) Zero (Vampire Knight)

Least Favourite Anime Characters:

1) Sasuke Uchiha (Did I forget to mention I really hate him?)

2) Orochimaru

3) Sakura Haruno

4) Kikyo (Inuyasha)

Pairings I like:

1) Inukago (The BEST couple ever!)

2) TakutoXMitsuki (Full moon wo sagashite)

3) ZukoXKatara (Avatar)

4) IchiRyou OR IchiKisshu (Tokyo Mew Mew)

5) RukaXFuuko (Anti-gravity boy)

6) ChiakiXNodame (Nodame Cantabile)

7) NaruHina (An acception...)

Pairings I HATE:

1) NaruSasu (and any other Yaoi/Yuri pairing)

2) NaruSaku (Back off Sakura he's mine!)

3) Ichigo/Masaya (Booooooooooring...-.-)

4) Lettuce/Ryou (BLUGH!)

5) Shawn/Juliet (Psych)

6) Evan/Divya (Royal Pains)

Non-Anime Pairings:

1) Chad/Sonny (Sonny with a chance)

2) Lilly/Jackson (Hannah Montana)

3) Angela/Jordin (My so-called Life)

4) Chandler/Monica or Chandler/Rachel (F.r.i.e.n.d.s)

5) Sharon/Griffin (Braceface)

6) Candice/Jeremy (Phineas and Ferb)

7) Riley/Johnny (The Replacements)

8) Alex/Dean (Wizards of Waverly Place)

9) Betty/Gio OR Betty/Daniel (Ugly Betty)

10) Pete/Myka (Warehouse 13)

11) Patrick/Teresa (The Mentalist)

12) House/Cuddy (House)

Anime Bishis' =)

1) NARUTO! :D

2) Minato (Fourth Hokage)

3) Inuyasha (He's muy gorgeous! Especially he's human form! -druels-)

4) TAKUTO-KUN!! (Full Moon wo Sagashite)

5) Ichigo (Bleach)

6) Sasame (Pretear)

7) Hayate (Pretear)

8) Hanasaki Sono (From 'Sensitive Pornograph') (I don't watch this anime but Daaaaaaanm, he's h-o-t!)

9) Edward Elric (FMA)

10) Tori/Touya (Cardcaptors)

11) Tuxido-Mask (Sailor Moon)

12) Ryou Shirogane/Elliot Grant (Tokyo Mew Power/Mew Mew Power)

13) Dark (D.N Angel)

14) Kio (Fruitsbaskets)

15) L (Death Note)

16) Yagami Light (Death Note)

17) Keiichi Wakaoji (sp?) (Full Moon Wo Sagashite)

18) Eichi-kun (Full Moon Wo Sagashite)

19) Zuko (Avatar)

20) Chiaki-senpia! (Nodame Cantabile)

21) Kippei (Aishiteruze Baby)

22) Zero Kiryuu (Vampire Knight)

23) Ren Tsuruga (Skip Beat)

24) Shō Fuwa (Skip Beat - now he is frikin' SEXY!)

25) Tamaki-senpai (Ouran high school Host Club)

26) Himura Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin)

27) Sanosuke Sagara (Rurouni Kenshin)

28) Captain Sagara (Rurouni Kenshin)

29) Kazuki Muto (Buso Renkin)

30) Rei (Mars)

31) Takumi Usui (Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama)

I'll stop here cause the list is end-less~~!!

Top guys of my life!

1) Jared Leto

2) Cillian Murphy

3) Hugh Jackman

4) James Roday

5) Drew Fuller

6) Milo Ventimiglia

7) Simon Baker

8) Zach Braff

9) Rober Downey Jr

10) Tom Welling

This list goes on too :P

Languages: My first language is Arabic, then I went to an Iranian school to learn to read and write Farsi, unfortunately I forgot most of it (But I can still speak a little bit), then I moved to England and learnt English, I also took Spanish in college, and lastly I'm learning some Japanese for myself =)

Anything else: My favourite anime would have to be Naruto and my favourite ALL TIME Anime character is obviously Naruto! (as you can tell from my username!) I live in London and my dream is to become a great teen's book writer. I love any fics, as long as they are IN CHARACTERISATION, so if I see a a plot that's a bit bumpy on the road I will choose to tolerate it just as long as it's IN CHARACTERISATION. Additionally, I especially love 'Going Back To The Past' or 'Time Travel' fics. I also play the piano and practice my art daily (see DeviantART account...actually don't since that art is really old) So I hope you will enjoy my fanfictions and sorry if I take too long to update.

MY DREAM: Publish something! A book! A Screenplay! ANYTHING!

Currently working on/going to work on:

A New Journey Begins: Part 2 = Yes I'm still working on this story even though I lost interest long ago! -- ON HOLD!

The Future Visit = This is going to be a mysterious man from the future coming into the present (Naruto fanfic) -- REWRITING!

Bittersweet Passion = I'm so working on this one! One couple I absolutely adore, it's InuKag! -- ON HOLD!

Crossover Dimentions= A Bleach & Naruto Crossover, I got into Bleach recently and maybe I should start writing about them. -- ON HOLD!

Flash to the future = This is going to be about Yondaime ending up into the future. -- ON HOLD.

Trail of consequences= A new Naruto time travel fic! Gotta love those! -- ON HOLD.

The Lost Legacy = This will be based on a movie I watched. (Naruto fanfic)

Rule the World = A NaruIno story, inspired by a song -- ON HOLD.

Here with me = This is a 'Full Moon Wo Sagashite' fanfic. It's gonna be a Takuto/Mitsuki story. (LUV YA TAKUTO!!) - title is based on a song by Dido.

Trouble Couple = A story about Nodame and Chiaki with their troublesome relationship, how will they ever get along? (Nodame Cantabile fanfic)

Heroes and Witches = A crossover between Heroes and Charmed.

The Enemy's Portal = Is a charmed fic, set in Season 6. About Chris who ends up even further back in the past (to series 3).

Battling Fears = I'm a huge Merlin fan! I'm working on fic (which is NOT sickening!) to represent Aurther's and Merlin's friendship -- ON HOLD

The good ol' days = A high school setting fic in Naruto, so it's an AU. Help Naruto and the others survive Konoha High!

An unspoken attraction = A Tokyo Mew Mew story of love between Ryou and Ichigo :) Forgot about the limited days on fanfic documents, so all chapters were deleted -- ON HOLD!

Sonny with a chance of Passion = I really like this pairing in Sonny with a chance, and if you watch it, you can guess what pairing :) I'll change the title when I start writing it.

The Riddles of Epsilon = I loved this book! And I want to write something about it :)

The Wanting of Acceptance = Zuko/Katara based story, I've been feeling very avatary these days XD It's a working title.

Repercussions = A Red Eye fic -- ON HOLD

Space Bound = Another Red Eye fic -- ON HOLD

If It's Not The Fish That Kills You = Royal Pains Evan Whumpage fic (cos we can never really get enough!) -- In Progress

Labyrinth Of A Soul = Another Evan Whumpage fic -- In Progress

Deception = A Psych fanfic (also available at Psychfic.com - all chapters will be updated there from now on) -- In Progress

One Moment Too Many = One-Shot about Shawn and Henry in pre-season.

Of Murder, Mistrust and Pineapple = Psych story whom I am co-writing with MegaLegU (also available on Psychfic) -- In Progress

A little fun :)

Here are ten facts
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice that I skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that I skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts

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Wow

Wow I

Wow I can't

Wow I can't believe

Wow I can't believe you

Wow I can't believe you wasted

Wow I can't believe you wasted your

Wow I can't believe you wasted your time

Wow I can't believe you wasted your time reading

Wow I can't believe you wasted your time reading this!

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As I lay in my bed one night, and stare at the stars; I wonder...Where the heck is my ceiling?!

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Stupid questions are better than stupid mistakes.
Japanese proverb

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I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin

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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.
Clarence Darrow

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10 Commandements of a Teenager!

1) thou shall not sneek out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)

2) thou shall not do drugz (you can break this one, it not that
important)

3) thou shall not steel from k-mart. (walmart has a bigger selection)

4) thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger
effect)

5) thou shall not steel from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more
money)

6) thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)

7) thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8) thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)

9) thou shall not think about having sex. (as nike sayz - just do it)

10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in
the middle)

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If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six sharpening my axe.
Abraham Lincoln

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Use what talent you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best.

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WHAT IS A TEENAGER?

A teenager is….

…. a person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number
…. a weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast
…. a youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday
…. someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room
…. a whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can’t make a bed
…. a student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for her driver’s license
…. a connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music–loud and very loud
…. an enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired to dry the dishes
…. a young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother
…. a romantic who never falls in love more than once a week
…. a budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off
…. a boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs mowing
…. an original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.

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She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.

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The old believe everything, the middle-age suspect everything, the young know everything.

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There are 2 ways to spread happiness; either be the light who shines it or the mirror who reflects it.

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Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it's more likely to be female.

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Answering Machine Messages

1) Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company,
I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my Financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough
money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don’t worry I have plenty of money.

2) Hi. I am probably home. I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like.
Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you.

3) A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re
not here. So leave a message.

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Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

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When I first met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.

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Being a full time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs...since the payment is pure love.

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Assorted thoughts

1. I’m not aging, I just need re-potting.
2. I don’t repeat gossip, so listen carefully.
3. Lord, if I can’t be skinny, let all my friends be fat.
4. My idea of cleaning the house is sweeping the floor with a glance.
5. I cleaned my house yesterday. Sure wish you could have seen it.
6. This isn’t clutter; these are my antiques!
7. Discover wildlife! Have kids!
8. Our policy is to always blame the computer.
9. Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
10. Take my advice. I’m not using it!
11. Mom, I’ll always love you, but I’ll never forgive you for cleaning my face with spit on a hanky.
12. By the time you find greener pastures, you can’t climb the fence!
13. This house is protected by killer dust bunnies.
14. Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down till the feeling passes.

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A goal without a plan is just a wish.

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A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.

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20 Useless facts:

In average a woman smiles more often than a man.

You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.

If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

If you fart constantly for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

There are more TV sets in the US than there are people in the UK.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

A cow farts about 600 litres of metangas every day. That is enough to fyll up 40 party ballons.

On average, a person laughs about 15 times each day.

More than six billion hot dogs are consumed annually in the US.

You breathe about ten million times a year.

Sweden was the first country in the world to keep population statistics.

There are 31,536,000 seconds in a year. If you attempted to count to stars in our galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all.

Drivers kill more deer than hunters.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

The ten most generous countries are all in Europe.

Sri Lanka has lowest divorce rate in the world - and the highest rate of female suicide.

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He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make the words good.

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Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

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Bad Day

There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just
looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next
to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks
it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says:
“Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you
another drink. I just can’t see a man crying.”

“No, it’s not that. Today is the worst day of my
life. First, I overslept and late to an important
meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me.

When I left the building to my car, I found out it
was stolen. The police said they could do
nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid
the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I
left my whole wallet in the cab.

I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the
gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when
I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you
show up and drink my poison …”

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Genuis is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration.

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What to say when someone is insulting you when you're right next to them:

"I'm sorry, I'm a bit deaf, I can't hear assholes."

"I'm sorry, I can't hear over the sound of how awesome I am."

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We can try to avoid making choices by doing nothing, but even that is a decision.

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An acquaintance is someone we know well enough to borrow from but not enough to lend to.

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Painting is just another way of keeping a diary.

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This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is waste cat

This is thirty cat

This is seconds cat

This is of cat

This is a cat

This is dumbass's cat

This is life cat

Now read the third word of every line.

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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

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Revenge is a wasteful thing; in the end, you hurt just as much as before and nothing has changed but that you have blood on your hands.

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98 percent of those who like Tokyo Mew Mew only like it. If you are one of the 2 percent who are OBSESSED, copy and paste this into your profile.

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

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If you are a total hopeless and utter fangirl, copy and paste this into your profile.

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8 outrageous facts:

1. A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans!

2. The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural.

3. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete!

4. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

5. Most lipstick contains fish scales!

6. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.

7. In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.

8. In Singapore, it is illegal to chew gum.

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You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.

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The voice actor of Bugs Bunny is actually allergic to carrots.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn’t expect to be paid back.

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Never eat with your mouth full.

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You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

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Worry is like a rocking chair - it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
Dorothy Galyean

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Welcome to Hell. Here's your copy of Windows.

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If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

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Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool.

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.

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I'm going to Live forever or Die trying...

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