:Websites:
my deviantART (contact info can be found here)

:Updates:
former pen name:Kureme (older stories have been revised,so nothing in my archive should read "by Kureme" anymore).

3.29.05 i now accept annonymous reviews.if you don't have a account,that's fine.just review my stories anyway.(this might be the reason of my lack of reviews)
2.28.08 bio page edited because of length."Truth or Dare" summary removed."Pirate Switch" summary edited."There and Back Again" and "Twenty Years Later" summaries added.
5.10.08 Pirates of the Caribbean Sparrington slash story "Unexpected Affection" deleted.soon to be replaced.also,i should be starting chapter 8 of "Twenty Years Later" soon.i
6.12.08 non-crucial updates removed up until 2008,thus shortening the bio page.
9.12.08 Teen Titans story "This is Why we Don't Take Off Our Uniforms" deleted.replaced with TNA Impact wrestling story "Vindictive Angels".read and review please.no flames.
1.13.09 all ten chapter of LOTR story "Into Middle Earth" rewritten. please read and review.
8.9.09 i know i promised a sequel to "Pirate Switch", but it's been two years, and i'm pretty sure it's never going to happen. "There And Back Again" has been canceled. summary for "Vindictive Angels" added.
9.20.09 multi-catagory story "Truth or Dare?" has been deleted (and i feel SOOOO good having done so). soon to be replaced with "Vindictive Angels" WWE prequel, currently untitled. POTC story "Twenty Years Later" will most likely be deleted soon too. replacement story currently undecided.
9.28.09 characters "Christian" and "Sting" have been added to "Vindictive Angels"'s official summary. they're not the only featured characters in the story, but they are the two most prominent. other featured characters include Roxxi and AJ Styles.

:The Quote of the Lifetime:

"oh my god what's happening to me! i'm just like that Texan woman who gave her son permanant brain damage by holding him under water!i'm just like Barbara Bush!"--Lois Griffin from "Family Guy".

:Other Quotes:

"SHUT UP AND TOUCH THE MONKEY!"--"Whose Line is it Anyway?"

"i don't like Orlando Bloom because he's a prettier girl than i am." "Orlando Bloom's a pretty lady."--both quotes by Hearts.Pocky.

"you're all FAT!"--Colin Mochrie from Whose Line is it Anyway?

"may your forehead grow like the mighty oak!" "it's the amazing technicolor cheese wedge!"--both quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000:the movie.

"don't you dare think about giving up now,my swords are on the line.now swallow,damnit."--Jin from Samurai Champloo.

"Greed is your conscience, listen to Greed."--guy dressed as Pride(from Fullmetal Alchemist)at an anime convention.

"Hand sanitizer is better than God because God can't sanitize your hands."--my sister.

"sometimes i just want to rip their ears off and say 'read a book for fuckssake!'" "i love women ears...not that i don't have a bucket of ears at home..." --Jeff from "Coupling"

"i'm a drummer--i don't know anything." --Mitch

:The Wonderful Cheating Family (exluding my 9 kids,nephews,granddaughter,and cousin):
wife-- Hearts.Pocky (5 kids)
fake girlfriend-- Heather
online fake boyfriend-- DigitalGlowStick/Christos the Wind Lord
sweetheart--Jaclyn
cat--Ella
random lover--Becky
ex-husband--Theo
husband--John (2 kids)
uncle--Joe
person i had a random love-child with: Harrison Ford XD (1 kid)
ex-wife--Genevieve
sister--Brynn

:Favorites:

anime:Gundam Wing,Yu Yu Hakusho and Samurai Champloo (mangas: Vampire Game,Mark of the Succubus,Dramacon,Vampire Kisses,Vampire Knight)

book:Carrie, Lord of the Rings, The Land of Elyon series, Dragon on a Pedestal, Christine, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Sword in the Stone,Lightning,Mr.Murder (books i want to read: Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre, and many more)

movie:Pirates of the Caribbean 1-3,Big Fish,Lord of the Rings 1-3,Secret Window,The Incredibles,Kill Bill v.1 and v.2,Arsenic and Old Lace,Sweeney Todd,Star Wars 4-6,Indiana Jones 1-3, Juno (movies i want to see but haven't seen yet:The Prestige, Wanted, Burn After Reading, W, Frost/Nixon, Sin City/The Spirit, The Reader, 9, District 9)

actors/actresses:Johnny Depp,Jackie Chan,Geoffry Rush,Will Smith,Tommy Lee Jones,David Wenham,Uma Thurman,Jack Davenport,Owen Wilson, Helena Bonham Carter,Brad Pitt,Cate Blanchett, Seth Green (least fav:Orlando Bloom,Keira Knightly,Hillary Duff,Olsen twins,Lindsay Lohan,Britney Spears,all pop singers/people who think they can act but actually can't)

wrestlers/divas/knockouts: Jeff Hardy, John Morrison, Christian, AJ Styles, Triple H and Shawn Michaels, Sting, Amazing Red, Roxxi/Nikki Roxx, Tara/Victoria, Eve Torres, Gail Kim, Christy Hemme (sort of likes: Edge, Evan Bourne, Matt Hardy, Kofi Kingston, Mickie James, Melina, Taylor Wilde) (least fav: Michelle McCool, Layla, Maryse, Chris Jericho, The Beautiful People, Randy Orton)

:about (some of) my stories:

note: "Twenty Years Later" is the new title of "By Dawn's Light".
note II: "Pirate Switch" sequel "There And Back Again" has been canceled.

Pirate Switch: myself(Kendra),Stephanie,and Leah are at Monique's house when we discover Jack Sparrow and Will Turner coming through her washing machine,Bubbly Wash.Jack and Will, now in the 21st century, must adapt to their new surroundings and the tons of screaming girl fans...with us as very very poor bodyguards.but when they try to go back to the 18th century and we won't let them,they accidentally drag us with them,into the 18th century.now we have to face the evils of the pirate world while trying to fight our way back home.Warnings:language,alcohol use,murder and attempted murder,violence,and some suggestive material. Progress:COMPLETE. Chapters:31. Pairings: LeahxWill,SteffiexOC,KenniexJack

There And Back Again: canceled

Twenty Years Later:twenty years ago,Jack met a girl.they fell in love and traveled together,but a storm washes one Mary Cuttinguard overboard,causing Jack to think she's dead.seventeen years later,Jack meets Will.now Jack has everything he could ever want.but what happens when they find that Mary,is actually still alive?when they rescue her from the gallows,she tries to pick up where she left off with Jack and does not take it kindly when she finds out about his secret with Will.hellbent on revenge she joines forces with Barbossa,but does she have it in her to kill the only man she's ever loved? Warnings:language,alcohol use,attempted murder,violence,suggestive material Progress:chapters 1-7 revised; HIATUS Chapters:7. Pairings:JackxWill,JackxOC

Vindictive Angels: WWE Diva Lina Lavigne transfers to TNA to become a Knockout under the name Ellie Blackwood. her reasons? to teach the Beautiful People, Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, a lesson about respecting the "normals". she plans to do this alongside her favorite female wrestler, the Hardcore Knockout Roxxi, but some other people who've been watching her have different plans. Ellie suddenly finds herself in the middle of an epic civil war between TNA's Frontline and the Main Event Mafia. Christian Cage and AJ Styles can do little to keep her out of trouble, and the Mafia, Sting in particular, seem to have their sights set on her. Warnings: language, violence, mild drinking, mild suggestive situations. Progress: working on chapter 13. Chapters: 11. Pairings: ElliexChristian friendship. ElliexAJ friendship. ElliexSting ??.
misc. notes: a prequel and a sequel have been planned out. progress to begin soon.