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Author has written 31 stories for Black Jewels Trilogy, Misc. Books, Yu-Gi-Oh, Threshold, Gundam Wing/AC, Fruits Basket, Old Kingdom Trilogy, Harry Potter, Gundam Seed, Escaflowne, Bleach, Misc. Anime/Manga, Naruto, and Donnie Darko. Itachi of the Caribbean published 08/09/09. Read it & weep with joy. Or just weep. So I'm Nara, also known in certain circles as Channing Tatum the third, or Carlos. I'm a teacher, and it's arse. I can speak sub par Indonesian and "bonjour...merci" type French. I'd love to write for a living, but I'm sure thousands of people say that and they're probably crap. !On FanFiction and Writing! The stories with an X in the summary are stories I wouldn't particularly recommend as they are unedited and in my opinion, not really high quality. Some of my humor stories (most notably 'Itachi of the Caribbean' and 'Absolut Gin', but also including 'Hugs, kisses and hands down pants' and 'Yzak's Revenge') have been a co-project with scarletfeline73. FICTIONPRESS (eh? EH?!) Nara's Of-The-Moment stuff. Song: Shojo S by Scandal (919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. Kisses, Hugs and Hands Down Your Pants, | |||||||||||
1. Itachi of the Caribbean reviewsCrackfic! Team seven along with Neji and Tenten get marooned on an island… only to encounter half the Akatsuki and one thing’s sure; Uchiha Itachi ain’t no Jack Sparrow. Co-authored Crimson Feline13.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-8-09 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete2. Dark Decadence » reviewsDraco, Pansy, Blaise… all next generation Death Eaters, destined to be darkly, gloriously evil murderers. If you think they’re innocent, you’re dead wrong. Literally. [One shots Series]Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,729 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-18-08 - Published: 4-4-07 - Draco M. & Blaise Z.3. Kisses, Hugs and Hands Down Your Pants reviewsIchinose Maki- 1. Noun: Term for individual sans logic, one whose loyalty is ridiculously easy to sway. See also: Pansy. 2. Adjective: A Bad Haircut.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-22-08 - Complete4. Forgotten Dreams reviews[Otogi Zoshi] “One day you’ll stop dreaming and turn your sights to an ordinary man, Hikaru. Then, and only then, will I truly leave.” Mansairaku x HikaruMisc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-15-07 - Complete5. Me, Interrupted » reviewsX When Otogi's life becomes a downward spiral, he's trapped in an Asylum because he can't shake the guilt of being able to breathe. Imagine his mis fortune when he finds Marik, Bakura and Seto inside... O x B x M x S. YUGIOH x GUNDAM WINGYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,803 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 3-5-06 - R. Otogi & Yami Bakura - Complete6. Coven » reviewsX 5 Witches. 4 Warlords. 3 Kindred. 2 Abuses of fruit. 1 Lucivar Yaslana. Pranks. Romance. Revenge. Explosions! HEIR's Canon Characters! Beta'd by Erkith. ABANDONED.Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,106 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 4-2-07 - Published: 3-2-067. Yzak's Revenge reviewsSequel to Yzak’s Trials. It was a beautiful moment, Yzak thought. The sun was setting over the hills and Cagalli was screaming “Damn you Yzak! You get me down from here! Athrun? Athrun!”…. Yes, a beautiful moment.Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-15-07 - Yzak J. & Shiho H. - Complete8. Tasting the Pretty Poison reviewsThey never believed her, trusted her… and it was their fault she was dead.There is a place for children who need to get better. They play games there, lots of different games. Briarwood is the pretty poison. There is no cure for Briarwood.Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-11-07 - Complete9. Absolut Gin reviewsOnly one thing could bring Kira, Zaraki, Kuchiki Byakuya, Yachiru, Abarai, Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, Hisagi, Hinamori, Nemu and Mayuri to gossip together: An incredible, inexplicable phenomenon affecting all who reside within the Gotei 13...Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 1-21-07 - Ichimaru G. & Yachiru K. - Complete10. Grimmauld Place Family reviewsREPOST. Gred and Forge Present: “My Family at Grimmauld Place!” Share the laughter and excitement as Gred shows us all the true meaning of family in this touching and freakishly wrong documentary.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-7-07 - George W. - Complete11. Illusions reviewsHe hated snow hated it and loved it. He loved watching her twirling eagerly in the drifting flakes as she laughed and lived. He hated watching the sorrow in her eyes when it melted away as if it had never been.Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-25-06 - Complete12. Justification reviewsHe has always been a predator. Dilandau is like a disease, and Celena is weak. Come morning, she can try and make her excuses, but there is no justification for what either of them have done.Escaflowne - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-5-06 - Cerene S. & Dilandau A. - Complete13. Yzak's Trials reviews[Has Sequal] “Be the best. Never give in. Demand your utmost. Don’t be stupid. Don’t give me that stupid look. Don’t cry. Stop crying! Oh for the love of…”Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-4-06 - Yzak J. & Dearka E. - Complete14. Bite Me reviewsX Recipe? Add: one fiery girl, one joker pilot, one bottle of vodka, some tactless moves made on both sides… equals: a couple that push each other out of bed in the middle of the night. Cagalli x Mwu La FlagaGundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-4-06 - Cagalli Y. A. & Mu L. F. - Complete15. Weasley's Wizarding Warriors reviewsX It’s the end of term and Fredius, Georgeth and Leander are ready to rebel against Umbridge in any way they can. Problem: Umbridge wants them dead. Solution? Take on students of their own! Implied Slash in parts.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-24-06 - George W. & Lee J. - Complete16. Nine Volts Short of an Electrocution » reviewsIn the third episode Cavennaugh mentions he’s sucked on a Nine Volt Battery. Because it’s perfectly obvious that normal people suck on Nine Volt Batteries. Cavennaugh’s normal, right? Rated M for Drug References, Sexual situations and Swearing.Threshold - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 1-11-06 - Complete17. For Whom The Bell Tolls reviewsOLD KINGDOM TRILOGY: From citizens of the Old Kingdom to its Protectors, the Ancelstierrans and the Perimeter guards all fear one moment: when the flutes fail and they realise exactly for whom the bell tolls...Old Kingdom Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-16-06 - Complete18. Helpless reviewsWhen Hana pushes Tohru away in the cemetery, unknowingly leading her to accept Kyo, her actions seem cruel. But even knowing she’s right, how does it feel to be Saki Hanajima? One word: Helpless. !Possible Spoilers!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-9-06 - Saki H. & Megumi H. - Complete19. Over the Hills and Far Away reviewsX Relena Peacecraft lives a fairytale life, a Princess, surrounded by 5 knights in … well…Gundam… Armour. But when will the people around her realise their pink Princess has grown up? Possible OOC.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-12-06 - Relena P. & Heero Y. - Complete20. Bruised, by Pretty Poison reviewsVisits were pointless, they left with nothing except the feeling of being…bruised. There is a place for children who need to get better. They play games there, lots of different games. Briarwood is the pretty poison. There is no cure for Briarwood.Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-10-06 - Complete21. Easter, DOMA styles! reviewsDOMA Holidays series: Poem. Raphael just wants to buy Amelda and Varon some easter eggs, but the task proves harder than it seems! Nonserious, for Amusement. Has Companion Poems.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-8-06 - Amelda & Varon - Complete22. Berkata Maaf reviewsX Ryou menulis kepada Bakura, tentang sebuah maaf dan sebuah pertanyaan, Dimana kamu? RxB BETA’D oleh MuscatDunghill dan Hikari Rio!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - Indonesian - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-4-06 - R. Bakura & Yami Bakura - Complete23. Ghosts and Pretty Poison reviewsOne girl. One limb. One more for Remembrence. There is a place for children who need to get better. They play games there, lots of different games. Briarwood is the pretty poison. There is no cure for Briarwood.Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-1-06 - Complete24. Happy Birthday Dartz Sama! reviewsDOMA Holidays Series: Poem about how Raphael survives Amelda and Varon's enthusiasm in finding Dartz a birthday present. Nonserious, for Amusement. Has companion poem.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-9-06 - Amelda & Varon - Complete25. Asylum » reviewsX Complete 'Asylum' Series including Asylum, Dangerous, Prisoner and Power. Three Reporters go undercover to write an article and end up in a more dangerous situation than they ever realised. Malik, Ryou, Yuugi, Seto.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-2-06 - Published: 12-21-05 - Marik I. & Seto K. - Complete26. Mamela reviewsDreams Made Flesh is not of the long lived races. Her passing is marked with a not so ordinary tribute for a not so ordinary soul. Mamela... Listen.Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-26-06 - Complete27. Deadly Politics » reviewsA Homeless Queen, A Loyal Warlord Prince and a Secret Keeping Healer from Dorothea's court enter a game of Deadly Politics, working against every witch, warlord and time itself with Sadi, Yaslana and Kindred in the battle to save Glacia... Complete!Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 43,747 - Reviews: 163 - Updated: 2-21-06 - Published: 9-23-04 - Complete28. Xmas, the DOMA way reviewsDOMA Holiday Series: Short Poem about how Rafael, Amelda and Varon spend Christmas. NonSerious Amusement only! Has companion poems.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-24-05 - Amelda & Varon - Complete29. Destruction is a Form of Creation » reviewsBlack Jewels x Donnie Darko. This is a Sequal to 'Seeing what Happens when the World is Torn Apart'. '1. 82. 3. 24. 51. Until Witch will unleash the Ebony.'Twisted Kingdom.Crossover - Black Jewels Trilogy & Donnie Darko - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-8-05 - Published: 7-25-05 - Complete30. Summerland reviewsHouse of Gaian, Tir Alainn Triology, Anne Bishop. This is the story of the Gatherer's last moments as the war between the witches and the Inquisitors draws blood. These are the Shadows and Light... Merry meet, merry part and merry meet again.Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-21-05 - Complete31. Seeing What Happens When the World is Torn Apart » reviewsBlack Jewels x Donnie Darko. 'Wake up Tersa. Wake up. 1095 days. 1 hour. 52 minutes. 45 seconds. That is when your world will end.' Twisted Kingdom. This has a SEQUAL 'Destruction is a form of Creation'.Crossover - Black Jewels Trilogy & Donnie Darko - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-12-05 - Published: 3-11-05 - Complete
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