Important Notice to Readers: my flashdrive ran away while I was moving to my dorm. Until I find it I'm going to post a couple one shots. I WILL let you know if for any reason I give up the search. If that happens don't expect updates for a while because I have a lot to retype. Some is plotted out - but a lot more was already typed out. Side note this also means that my original story is missing as well.

Hey, so I'm going to be posting stories here (as often as I remember). They will be mainly FanFictions (gee, I wonder why I'm here) and a few may be re-posts from my active Quizilla account. I'm not copying PinkFan161's creations, I'm merely trying to get more feedback on my stories. I can even tell you how it ends if you want proof.

About Momoko:
Age: 19
Sign: Gemini
School: University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee (GO PANTHERS!!!)
Major: English - Creative Writing (So if you want, feel free to offer CONSTRUCTIVE criticism)
Online Name: Momoko Manami
Relatives:1 sister and brother in real life; on FF 1 sister, Maiko Manami (The-Real-Maiko-chan)
Real Name: T. Hays (at the very least it is the name I hope to publish a book under)
Hobbies While At Mall:hang out with friends (usually Maiko); search for books; play the Gay, Straight or Taken game; window shop, olay board and card games.
Favorite Food: grits, broiled shrimp, ice cream (esp. Klondike Bars)
Favorite Movie: Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953; Marilyn Monroe), Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, How to Marry a Millionaire, If a Man Answers Don't Hang Up, TREMORS 1-4, Harry Potter to an extent (PM if you want that rant)
Favorite Phrase:"The would be too easy." (usually used when I do things the Long Way) ex: "Momo, why didn't you just park on the other side of the street so you don't have to a y-turn?" Maiko asks, for the hundredth time. "That would be too easy."
Favorite Books that I can write about on here: Harry Potter, The Princess Diaries, Gallagher Girls
TV Shows I want to write about on here: Once Upon a Time, Scrubs, Criminal Minds (does anyone else think that a crossover of Criminal Minds and Scrubs NEEDS to have Elliot and Spencer appear as cousins?), Switched at Birth (what ever happened to that show?)
Favorite Mangas:Death Note, Naruto, Wallflower: Perfect Girl Evolution, Chibi Vampire, Fruits Basket, Absolute Boyfriend
First Law Created If I was voted Supreme Dictator:All hippies (and socialists) are hearby deported to Greenland. Why? Because people should earn their money and government should not be the nanny for the masses. Also, Greenland is full of...ICE!
My Scary People In Haunted Houses: Hippies and Socialists. Why? BECAUSE THEY ARE REAL AND THEY WANT YOUR MONEY!!!!
My Politics: CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN!!!! Don't hate me 'cause I'm Right! (lol, politcal humor...wow, that kinda sucked.)

Naruto Pairings

NaruHina
LeeSaku
NejiTen
KankIno
KibaSaku (hey, if LeeSaku won't work this one will)
ShikaTema
KakaAnko
AsumaKure
GaiShizu
JiraTsun
PeinKonan
Sasuke doesn't DESERVE a girl

Wallflower Parings

I'm sorry, but I agree with the canon pairings. There are no other options for them!

Ouran High School Host Club

TamaHaru
KyoRen

Fruits Basket Pairings

HaruRin
KyoTohru
YukiMachi
ArisaKure

Harry Potter pairings

Fred X Angelina
Harry X Ginny
Ron X Hermione
Draco X Pansy - if I want to torture Draco
Dramione
Bluna
Katie and Lee

-This section is the reason I'm updating my profile, YANIsweetness7 got me to read Isolation by Bex-chan. OMG READ IT!!!-

Musings/Muses

Jade: Hello everyone, I'm Jade and am the brains of this operation we call "MOMOKO". Anything Momoko knows, I keep track of.

Phoenix: Oh, you are SO kind Jade. Giving yourself all the credit. If it weren't for Momoko, I would-

Kitten: Nix, down girl. Jade was telling it as it is. She's the brains. Boring but brilliant. So Ms. Passion, can enjoy doing what she likes.

Phoenix: Here we go on 'passion' again. Give a rest Kitty, will you? Not everyone is a sappy romantic like you.

Camillia: Hey! Cut it out you two! Pheonix, logically your fiery persona would be considered 'passionate'. Kitten, you play with a bird of fire, you get burned. So, let's chill the romanance and focus on why we're typing.

Jade: I agree with Common Sense.

The Protection:It is Azura's fifth year at Hogwarts (even though she's only entering the Fourth Year) and something's up. Starting with the increase of students and teachers from Konoha, Suna along with other Ninja Villages there to act as extra protection during the infamous Triwizard Tournament. Between mysterious dreams, even more mysterious people, love triangles that turn into hexagons and being given death threats by one of the ninjas; Azura must learn her spells, find a way to keep peace between her friends and, above all, prove to everyone that she won't try to kill herself (again) over the shadowed guy in her dreams. It wouldn't be so hard if the people protecting the school actually got along though. (Naruto and Harry Potter X-over)

Camillia: I don't know when this is going to go up; I found some plot holes and Mary-Sue tendencies. I'm used a lot to make sure everything flows nicely.

Kitten: I'm there to add the romance which is almost always somewhere in the chapter.

Phoenix: Yea! Fighting is awesome in stories!! You'll love the repressed anger and rage at the Dream Guy!

Jade: I'm just there for references, after all, I'm in charge of facts for the basis of the story.

Summoning Is Tricky:When a young girl accidentally summons the entire Zodiac, plus a few other people, Naruto runs off to get help. But when she tries to send them back and ends up summoning even morepeople, Yoko Yamanaka must face facts - summoning should be left to those who won't summon twenty-nine beings in one day. As she finds out why that happened Yoko will learn much about herself, and about the people she summoned. (Naruto, Harry Potter and Fruits Basket X-over)

Camillia: Not sure of when it will be posted, will take a lot of time to make sure it makes sense.

Jade: This was a very spur-of-the-moment idea. So far it hasn't progressed much and if you have any suggestions, feel free to message No Hugs Peach and she will give you a nice list of characters in the story.

Who She Is:Four girls, four worlds, four elements, four sisters through adoption, one bond. But when that bond is tested with abusive boyfriends, extended families, arranged marriages, and just about everything else Mo, Chrys, Tatsu and Angel have none of their work cut out for them. Especially when they have deals that need to be fullfilled with other worlds, and they aren't allowed to tell their Fathers that they are related.

Jade: This one is currently lost but being looked for between classes - in the meantime Momoko is posting some filler chapters...which she probably should've been doing in the couple months since the last actual chapter was posted.

Phoenix: Okay, yes, I created passion in this one. I hope you like the number I did one of the chapters, it turned out very nicely and was referenced back later in the story, making it a very relevant part of the story.

Kitten: Oh the romance, the betrayal, the confusion, the hurt, the anguish, the love...One of the best stories I have had a part in writing in a while, I must admit that.

Camillia: Yes, it is one of the best ones Kitten. And I must say, it is nice for our traits to be put into a Fanfiction OC form.

Everyone: Gaara-frenzy won the contest - also Momoko has realized that only she has about 10 or so more chapters to write - not just post - so there will be about 31 or so chapters. She's nearing the end! (Momoko looks at notebook) Oh wait...I only have about 3 chapters to write - 6 to seperate and revise - and a few extras that are going to not be a necessary part of the plot but are an experimentation of a new scene rated completely M! These chapters will go at the very end so as not to be confused with actual full chapters...and so I don't have random people saying "HOW COULD YOU PUT THAT IN A CHAPTER WITHOUT WARNING?" ~ Yes, Momoko is paranoid but those chapters aren't even fully needed - just a little scene.

Snow Angels:What do two girls from Wisconsin have to do with the Ninja world? Or even the workings of Suna and Konoha? Gaara and Kankuro know the deadly truth. But as they are freezing in the raging blizzard outside their new high school, they can only think that the girls are Angels. But when Anna-Rae and Maria turn colder than the weather, Kankuro and Kiba are the ones wanting to defrost them. - lost information...again, expect delays.

You Are My Sunshine:KibaHinaNaru and HinaKibaIno abound. An arranged marriage between the Inuzuka and Hyuuga clans has Kiba and Hinata getting married. Leaving their sunshine behind. The two blondes aren't being left without a fight though.

Punch A Mirror:HelgaXArnold from Hey Arnold! set in high school. When going to a party or to a beeper store makes all the difference.

The following is a quote from Chapter 28 of 'The Hyuuga's Rival by Norma Lizeth

Damn him, if they survived this they would each take a part of the dismembered body and bury it as far from each as possible, burn it, eat it, whatever was necessary to stop Orochimaru from coming back ever again.

...I love that part...

DBZ Fusion Reborn:I am not Goku or Vegeta, I am Gogeta!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.(Really, this stereotype is just sooo wrong.)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (yes, i am Native American on one side of my family - I know I don't look like it!)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (i realize 2 just cancelled each other out a little...I'm not easy!!)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (Irish, Scottish, English, Native American...yep, I'm really screwed up.)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (this is only bolded because my bf calls me preppy)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.(LOL!! I'm broke-ass!)
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (counting writing!)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch/dick.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/cock.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I'm underweight no matter how much I eat, I'm only loud around my friends, and I have this bad habit of putting myself down.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts(it's strawberry-blonde!! Mainly blonde!)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (where's my cheeseburger? or better yet, the fried gizzard?)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (ew, sexting is nasty!)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (Pro-choice, but hoping people choose pro-life)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff. (me steal? I'll steal your food from your tray and that's it!)
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST twag school.