If you freaking hate those copy and paste things people put in their profiles... well, don't copy and paste this. And if you're one of those people who does do that... knock it off, seriously.

Twilight fans: Read Growing Up Cullen! It's so freaking hilarious! links: part one: http://oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com/462027.html#cutid1, part two: http://oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com/462772.html#cutid1, part three: http://oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com/463133.html#cutid1, part four: http://oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com/468348.html#cutid1

I have a lot of love for the love/hate dynamic. My favorite couples tend to end up not happening, unfortunately, but usually also tend to be very popular in the fandom. You win some, you lose some, I guess.

That 70's Show: Jackie/Hyde. They have an amazing relationship, and obviously bring out the best in each other. We all know what happened to poor Jackie and Hyde's relationship in the despicable season 8, but come on, there's no way Jackie and Fez stayed together. Obviously, Hyde won her back and they had hot make-up sex. Also a fan of Kelso/Brooke, and Jackie/Eric (Phones and Photos is a particularly moving J/E story).

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Zutara had me at "I'll save you from the pirates." Also Taang (because Aang and Toph remind me of Sam and Freddie), and Sukka (Sokka has some awesome girlfriends. Yue and Suki both rock).

Life With Derek: Dasey of course. Derek and Casey are so cute together, and they're totally crushing on each other.

Twilight: Jacob/Bella is really the only reason I read Twilight. I also like Leah/Nessie (which is why I'm writing a story about them)!

iCarly: Seddie all the way. And Criffin, because how cute were they? And Spencer/Sasha.

Inuyasha: It's almost impossible to have set favorites for this series, because there are so many possibilities and alternate parings, and so much well-written fanfiction. But closet to my heart are Kagome/Sesshoumaru, KIkyou/Inuyasha, and Sango/Miroku. I both like canon and fanon ships for IY, which is a rarity.

planned stories:

'The Inn', a series of drabbles featuring Kagome and Sesshoumaru. Kagome is the caretaker and owner of a family bed and breakfast, and Sesshoumaru is a mysterious guest.

Inuyasha/Twilight crossover. (Around New Moon/Eclipse, and after the end of the anime series, pre Final Act.) The Cullens take a family vacation to Japan, and Bella tags along. While there, the youkai lord Sesshoumaru asks a favor of them- protect the human Kagome Higurashi, to preserve the past and present. The Volturri have taken an interest in her and her miko abilities, and have sent a vampire to turn her and claim the Shikon. If Kagome is turned before the final battle with Naraku, all hope will be lost. The pairings will be Inuyasha/Kagome, Sesshoumaru/Kagome, and the canon Twilights pairings, with strong hints of Bella/Jacob.

The Stoner of Oz - oneshot, from Hyde's POV. A That 70's Show spin on the Wizard of Oz, featuring Jackie as Dorothy, Kelso as the scare-crow, Hyde as the tin man, Fez as the Cowardly Lion, Sam as the Wicked Witch, and Leo as the Stoner of Oz.

And some more Inuyasha oneshots, because mu head is full of some wicked (but cute!) little plot bunnies. :3 And some iCarly oneshots, too, because Seddie is my new OTP!