| Nota Lone |
Author has written 27 stories for Artemis Fowl, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Redwall, X-overs, Phantom of the Opera, Book X-overs, Scarlet Pimpernel, Shakespeare, and Princess Bride. I am leaving this up as a testament to when I was a young and stupid (and there are a few that I'm actually proud of my young self for writing). Feel free to judge little!me, but please be aware that my current-day lurker-self is different. And less insane. | |||||||
1. Fanfic 100 Drabble Challenge » reviewsA collection of Pimpernelrelated drabbles, all derived from the book. Below is a blanket rating, individual stats with each drabble. 85 To Go!Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 12-12-052. Life 4 U, Revenge 4 Me reviewsA parody of Today 4 U, Tomorrow 4 Me from RENT. Inigo explains the situation to Westly on the top of the tower.Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-11-06 - Complete3. The Endless Manuscript reviewsFarenheit 451 can you belive there's not a catagory for this? A oneshot based on my theory that the old woman is Beatty's gradeschool teacher.Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-6-06 - Complete4. Observations of A Dead Man of Wax reviewsA short drabble in Paris's POV at the pearly gates. I attempted to write in Shakespeare's style. I may write more depending upon my success.Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-4-06 - Complete5. Red Death aka The Jolly Old Elf? reviewsWhich details the extensive research of Nota Lone to find the link between the red suited men.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-6-05 - Erik - Complete6. Phanty Claus! reviewsIt's the wonderful song, Phantom of the Opera, but all about the other man in a red suit the one slightly less skeletal !Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-28-05 - Complete7. Lifeguard of the Opera reviewsIf Lord ALW was a beach bum or watched a copious amount of "Baywatch" this is what he would have written. Companion to "Past the Point of Tax Return".Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-9-058. Madame Giry's Identity Crisis reviewsIn Which Madame Giry forgets herself, the Vicomte gets garbled information, and the phantom's plan is accidentally twarted.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-28-059. Raoul the Beautiful reviewsTo the tune of, America the Beautiful. You can only sing a song so many times in choir before a parody is born... Muahaha. Rating for excessive use of the word fop. Ha. Fop.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-25-0510. Ode to a Snozzcumber reviewsBFG, how could there not be a BFG catagory? Anywho, insanity in lymrick. :D Math gets tiresome...Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-20-0511. Nursery Rhymes » reviewsRemember your favorite nursery rhymes? Well, I've taken them and written the PotO characters their own. Now up: Twinkle Twinkle, Mistress Mary, Humpty Dumpty, Mary had a little LambPhantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 9-19-05 - Published: 4-24-0512. I'll Leave a Candle Burning reviewsIt's not that Christine's afraid of the dark... RC and EC fluff, Leroux novel basedPhantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-5-0513. A Random Congregation » reviewsThis is just different groupings of alike characers form various thing that I have read. You don't need to know all of the characters. Please R&RX-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 8-21-05 - Published: 3-19-0514. Past The Point Of Tax Return reviewsWhat ALW would have written, had he been a disgruntled accountantconsultant. Parody of PONRPhantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-18-0515. SlightlyAngsty Spirit of the Choir Room » reviewsTwo girls annoy Erik, Raoul, and Christine in the middle of the RaoulChristine love scene. Oh, dear. They're baaaaack.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-17-05 - Published: 4-1-0516. It All Started with a Note reviewsfounders era Have you ever wondered how the founders cameup with the idea of Hogwarts? It was a boring lesson, and Godric and Salazar would really have prefered to be outside...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-14-0517. An Observation » reviewsIf we have learned any thing from le Phantom it is that not all is as it seems. The ponderings of a private eye on the death of Buquet and Pigani's chance of survival. Leroux novelPhantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-8-05 - Published: 8-4-0518. A Boy, A Girl, and A Crazed Fairy » reviewsThe Fowl Manor is recieving a visitor, an American foregin exchange student. If that wasn't enough, Root's brother escapes his cell. Artemis is needed and visitor is taken along for the ride.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 6-20-05 - Published: 2-11-0519. A Dread Pirate, A Drunk Pirate, and A Dead Pirate » reviewsA crossover between Pirates of the Carribean and Princess Bride. : Rating for constant drunkenness and some semi dead people. Also for insanity not sutable for little chitlens.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 5-13-05 - Published: 2-12-0520. Forget me nots reviewsNeville contenplates his apperant lack of fan-girls. A short and fluffy piece. :Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-2-05 - Neville L.21. Her Mind then Snapped, Like a Dry and Brittle Twig reviewsIt is my pleasure to inform you that Erik has been transported to LotR by way of Improbability Drive. Raoul will soon go somewhere even less pleasant. Have a nice day. BOOMPhantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-23-0522. When Snape Met Trelawney reviewsYes, TrelawneyXSnape. : I've just always wanted to write one. It'll get fluffyer in the second chappie... Yes, I stink at summarys. I write better fics. Promise. DISCONTINUED TEMPORARILYHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-11-0523. LotR, Whoops, was that yours? » reviewsFriends & go into LotR. Will any of the fellowship emerge emotionaly unscathed? I think not. I swear, no Mary Sues. Just OC's that r real people. NO MS's. PromiseLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 3-16-05 - Published: 2-26-0524. Mole Poems reviewsYes, these are poems in mole-speak. Bet 'cha never seen that before! : R&R An' I bee's gurtly pleased!Redwall - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-12-0525. Herring of the Pot 1 » reviewsAnd the Stone of Fossilised Cherry Kool-Aid. The strangest thing I've ever written. Rating for the insanity. I don't want to scar anyone for life.:Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 3-11-05 - Published: 2-25-0526. Chuck Barbossa's Big Adventure » reviewsThis is my little brother's story. It is about Chuck and his quest for the now destroyed ring.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-7-05 - Published: 3-6-0527. My SubConcious Mind is Crazy reviewsA random poem about an even more random dream.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-1-05