I LOVE CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

97% of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3% that goes to see things explode and robots beating the crap outta each other!

Upcoming Stories:

The Troublesome Adventures of Your Not-So-Typical Nara

Genre: Adventure/Humor

Summary: Meet Sabaku no Nara Shikato, possibly the laziest, most brilliant, and most talented Nara to have ever lived. There’s just this one snag; he’s a jinchuriki. And Naruto’s apprentice. Why is it that nothing in Nara Shikamaru’s life goes according to plan?

Notes: This story is somewhat of a Next-Generation fic, though it features the Konoha Twelve and Sai just as heavily. The events of the Fourth Great Shinobi War have been interpreted and modified to fit. This fic features the life Shikato and his growing from the lazy son of Konoha's best strategist, into his life as a shinobi, and how he grew to be the Greatest Shinobi to have ever lived, a title which, at the time, is held by Naruto.

Pairings: We will have a majority of my classic OC pairings along with these usual ones: as you might have guessed, one of them is ShikaTema. The others are NaruHina, SasuSaku, NejiTen, ChoIno, ShinoOC, and KibaOC.

News:

3/13/10: Sorry guys, I haven't been updating for awhile. The reason is simple; school. School is always a reason, and it doesn't help that I have to wake up 4:00 a.m. just to finish my homework. Yet now, I have two weeks off due to Spring Break, so expect an update soon.

6/11/11: I'm alive! Don't kill me, my writer's block is finally starting let up! My upcoming fic is above the news, so check it out!

9/1/11: I think I've officially lost my intention to write. It doesn't help that school has just started.

11/29/11: I'll return writing one day; though probably not anytime soon.

Story Status:

Akatsuki Meet Organization XIII: UP FOR ADOPTION. PM if your interested.

Akatsuki Crossovers Galore: HIATUS. Being rewritten. New Summary: “A vacation of a trans-dimensional road trip. It's been decided; Pein has lost his mind.” Akatsuki + road trip = adventure ← formula for story.

The Akatsuki Kids: INDEFINITE HIATUS.

Death Princess: INDEFINITE HIATUS.

Red Dawn: Reunion Island Vacation: INDEFINITE HIATUS.

Red Dawn: Akatsuki Family Week: INDEFINITE HIATUS.

Yuuku & Winx Club: INDEFINITE HIATUS.

Cursed: COMPLETE.

Star High: INDEFINITE HIATUS.

All Over Again: REWRITE IN PROGRESS

True Colors: INDEFINITE HIATUS.

Of Ninjas and Pirates: INDEFINITE HIATUS.

NEWS FLASH! NEWS FLASH!

I have recently been informed (thanks to my story alert) that one of my favorite stories, williams5505's The Second Born, has been recently been plagiarised. An author named Itazuk, has copied the first chapter word for word, and the only difference is the name at the bottom. If you like to read this story, search for the long one. That is the actual story. Oh, and there is notice of it as well in the actual story.

Sincerely,

Nyame

now look at this, it is really cool.

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

Favorite Quotes:

"If you were to turn into a snake tomorrow, and began devouring humans, and from the same mouth you started devouring humans, you cried out to me 'I love you!', would I still be able to say 'I love you' the same way I do today?" ~Ichimaru Gin, Bleach Volume 47 and Episode 308

"Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and above all, those who live without love. By returning, you may ensure that fewer souls are maimed, fewer families are torn apart. If that seems to you a worthy goal, then we say good-bye for the present." ~Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"Always." ~Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"Then...I will break that curse. If there's such a thing as peace, I will find it-I won't give up!" ~Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto, Naruto Shippuden and quoted from The Tale of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi

Favorite Concepts:

The Deathly Hallows: One died for power...One died for lost love...and One greeted Death as an old friend.

Parallel: Lord Voldemort, in his desperate attempts to grasp power, claimed the Elder Wand, ignorant of that which he did not understand, of wand lore and the wand's true allegiance. Severus Snape's noble actions, spurned by lost love, nonetheless, he would have claimed the Resurrection Stone to drag her from peace to stay by his side once more. Both claimed by Death, both unable to conquer it, for death cannot be conquered...yet young Harry Potter need only the Cloak of Invisibility, yet all three Hallows had passed through his hands, and he became the Master of Death. Yet mastering Death is not immortality, merely the acceptance that one must die, and there are things in this world that are far worse than dying. Thus, willing to sacrifice himself to spare the world, he would be the one to be on equal standing with Death, for Death had no control over him, that he was purely doing this as his choice; the one who greeted Death as an old friend.