Name: NZPBear

Age: Like I trust you people

Race: Now you're getting stalkerish

Gender: Why are you trying to look down there?

Hated aspects of fanfics: Over the top bashing (Huge portions of stories dedicated to insulting someone are annoying), Terrible dialogue (Bad English is one thing, but when characters talk in a manner that no one of their station should posses, there's a problem), Unoriginality ("Original" characters or scenarios that copy exact details from something that already exists in that universe are just stupid), Short-lived conditions (When something huge happens to someone, it does not go away in 5 minutes nor is there a one time solution), Over redundant writing (When someone does something or something is happening, it just sounds rediculous to fully explain it several times. It's also stupid to identify a character the same way multiple times in one paragraph), Terrible writing (For the love of god, if you have terrible English, get a Beta, and if you're a Beta, be good at it or don't try at all), random OOC(If there is no reason behind a character being different, like history is changed in some way being a good reason, then keep them the way they are), Wrong language names (If the original is in Japanese or Chinese or whatever language, do not make up OCs with English names; really, it's just fucking retarded), Run on sentences (Punctuation marks are your friends, especially over the course of a 4+ line paragraph), Wrong names (If a character already exists in the universe, don't make up a name for them)

Favorite books: Lord of the Rings series, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, and Dune series

Most hated books: Harry Potter, Twilight series

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Future Projects: (Some stories may be dropped if they become unappealing)

Naruto:

The Changes Love Can Make- What if Rin never disappeared? What if she had instead taken care of Naruto as his adoptive mother? How much could the love of one truly affect a person?

Foxy Sharpshooter- What if guns were in the Naruto universe? How much could truly change if they had these modern weapons?

And Then There Were Two- What if Sasuke had died in Wave during the fight with Zabuza and Haku? Pairings undecided (no NaruSaku)

A New Try, A New Life- To defeat Akatsuki once and for all, Naruto uses all of the demon chakra within him, but at a price no one expected. His body and mind have gone back to when he was 12 and hadn't learned about the Kyuubi yet. He's rid of the Fox this time around, how will this new life work out now that he's younger while the world around him stayed the same?

Uzumaki-Sensei- When Naruto was very young the Kyuubi affected him and made him strong enough that the council convinced Sarutobi to have him trained. After 7 years of working as a shinobi since he was five, Naruto is finally a jounin and is given his an important mission... to be the sensei of a genin squad (Pairings undecided)

Power Within- When Naruto was a baby he was dumped outside of the village, later he was picked up by a couple and raised as a civilian. (Pairings undecided)

Fox of Shadows - Thanks to Naruto’s outstanding ability to play pranks on and avoid high-ranking shinobi at such a young age, a suggestion is made to the Sandaime that would change the fate of the innocent blonde, and the world, forever. (Pairings Undecided)

Fox Ninja - Because of just how potent and abundant the Kyuubi’s chakra is, the whisker scars aren’t the only marks Naruto is born with as a sign of his tenant.

Glory Long Lost - The missing-nin Rain comes across an abandoned baby Naruto far from Konoha and raises him to one day return to the village and fix what had long ago gone wrong.

The Fox that thought he was a Cat - At a young age, Naruto is blessed with love from an unlikely source and delves into this connection, bringing him to possibilities no one thought possible. NaruXNii

In Plain Sight - Trained by ANBU as the perfect undercover agent from the earliest age, ever loyal and unfallible, Naruto has been hiding in plain sight and cutting the throats of Konoha's enemies for years. Now he is assigned to monitor Otogakure and Sasuke. NaruxKin

Power Struggle - With the chaos caused by the Kyuubi, many of the clans struggle and fight for more power, forcing Sarutobi to agree with Danzo and turn Naruto into a weapon. But not just any weapon, he was to be the tool that would ultimately control all of the clans of Konoha. A weapon poised at the throats of the very council of Konoha. Pairings Unknown

Raising Myself - Too weak to stop Uchiha Madara, the Kyuubi sacrifices himself to send Naruto back into another dimension. Adopting his younger self shortly after the sealing, Naruto vows to protect this world by raising himself to be stronger than he ever could be.

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Any comments on my planned stories? Please send me a message, even for which story you would prefer me to work on next.

Anyone got a suggestion for a good fic to read? It's getting harder to find good ones that aren't just over popular bad stories.