Because you care:

Name: Omnipotent otaku

Other names I go by: Nicole, Nikki Mouse, Usagi, purple_sammich

Gender: Female

Age: 18

Interests: Reading, writing, grammar, drawing, archery, being silly, snarking badfics, lolcats, slash, learning other languages, etc.

Other info: I'm a college sophomore. My major is Classical Studies. Why yes, I am slightly masochistic, how'd you guess?

Future Dream: I definitely want to publish some novels and/or short stories someday. I also want to be multilingual (I'm currently taking Latin and Ancient Greek and I'm teaching myself Japanese, Italian, and Anglo-Saxon). Maybe I'll do art commissions someday, too. Concerning my major, I shall either be a Latin teacher or an archeologist. Or both. You know, almost like Indiana Jones. 8D

Concerning my fics, Zelda is my fandom. Sure, I'll write for other fandoms occasionally, but Zelda shall always be number one. 'Specially since I'm a shameless Zelda nerd. And Link/Zelda is my OTP for life, kaythanks.

Links:

http://www.otakugal.deviantart.com

http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/art/o/t/otaku/otaku.html

http://www.fictionpress.com/~omnipotentotaku

http://www.youtube.com/user/finessethesandwich

http://www.twitter.com/purple_sammich

Um. Wow. I have 13 fics. The older ones are disgusting, by the way. (Well, I think almost all of them are disgusting, actually, but that's just me). I've started deleting some of them- as you can see, The Stupidest Camping Trip EVAH!, Slash!, I'm not gay!, I'm not gay THE SEQUEL!, and The Day Masaya Died! are gone. And good riddance.

Also, I apologize for never updating. The truth is, I am a lazy bitch. You can bombard me with PMs, though, if you really want me to update, because then I go on a guilt trip and I have to update to feel better.

Please note that I am trying my best to finally write a fic that isn't humor. Or at least work writing things that are more witty than random. Too bad I fail at life, or I would've done so already.

Oh, and I have another site dedicated to my writing. Fanfic-wise, it's mostly my badfic related stuff. I'm focusing mostly on my original stuff, though. Thanks in advanced if you take any sort of interest and visit. Here's the link:

http://www.geocities.com/crazy_asterisk

Upcoming Zelda Stories: (These are not guaranteed to be posted, since my attention span is abysmally short, but I will make an honest attempt.)

-Seven Years and No Oasis: Gerudo-centric fic concerning what happened amongst the Gerudo during the seven years Link was asleep in the Sacred Realm. I thought it would be an interesting topic to explore, especially since Nabooru spent the time brainwashed and her behavior certainly would have had an effect on her people. I wrote some of it already, but I'm planning on writing it all then posting it, because, as you know, I am awful at updating WIPs. Also, it will feature mostly OCs. I am warning you about that now and I will warn you some more when I post it.

-currently untitled: Haha, yeah. Title. Need one. Anyway, this one will be about Ganondorf's followers getting their revenge on Link and Zelda after they reveal Ganondorf's evil intentions. See, this takes place after Link is sent back in time. As in, Link's sent back, he warns Zelda about Ganondorf in that branch of the timeline, and Ganondorf is taken care of. His followers are not pleased. And they're... I dunno, suspicious as to how two kids figured out Gannykins' exact plans. And stuff. Genre-wise, probably, like, a crazy mix of action/romance/tragedy. Of course, this thing needs a shitton of work before it's acceptable, and I definitely need to figure out exactly what to do. As of right now, there's no substance to it. Will probably write it then post it, to spare you from my WIP lack of updating.