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Author has written 13 stories for Lord of the Rings, Inuyasha, Newsies, Tokyo Mew Mew, Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Legend of Zelda, and Chronicles of Narnia. LOL FANFICTION Yeah, I don't write this shit anymore. Grew out of it. If, for whatever reason, you crave my internet presence, check the links below. I'm currently most active on tumblr. I've been slowly but surely deleting stories over the years because they are terrible. I'll probably keep the more popular ones up because why not. Feel free to PM me if you're looking for a particular story of mine that I had deleted. I might still have it hidden away on a flash drive somewhere. Maybe. Links: http://tharsei-thanate.tumblr.com/ http://www.otakugal.deviantart.com http://www.twitter.com/purple_sammich http://www.youtube.com/user/finessethesandwich http://www.fictionpress.com/~omnipotentotaku | |||||||
1. Pass the Muffins » reviewsAll Zelda wanted one morning was a cinnamon muffin. Warning, this fic contains muffins, idiocy, and flamethrowers. You have been warned.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,193 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 12-14-08 - Published: 11-18-05 - Zelda2. The Chronicles of Crack fic » reviewsVarious Narnia crack pairings written for the lulz. Because life without crack!fic is not worth living.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-7-08 - Published: 9-22-083. Loss of Freedom Poker Edition » reviewsOne day, Kish loses his freedom to Masaya in a game of poker. This is NOT for Masaya fans. -COMPLETE-Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 4-18-07 - Published: 8-7-05 - Complete4. Potions Class Mayhem » reviewsHarry accidentally turns Malfoy's potion into a love potion. SLASH! R&R, please. -COMPLETE-Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 6-16-05 - Draco M. - Complete5. Dear Diary reviewsAnother mock!fic, brought to you by a rather annoyed authoress. Oneshot.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-4-06 - Complete6. Under the Influence » reviewsROYED drabbles centered around Roy and Ed learning about their pairing on the internet and all the weirdness and randomness that ensues. -ABANDONED-Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 9-2-06 - Published: 4-20-05 - Edward E. & Roy M.7. The Legend of Derag reviewsA story about Link's son, Ganondorf's daughter, and MarySues! Are you ready for some bashing? Lack of real plot. Oneshot.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-29-06 - Complete8. The MarySue Chronicles: HP reviewsMary, sister of Sue, invades the HP fandom to have hawt secks with whomever she can seduce, but it all goes terribly wrong. Oneshot, R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-7-06 - Complete9. Hot Green and Sexy, What More Do You Need? reviewsIt's Valentine's Day in Hyrule! And what's this? Ganondorf is getting all the Valentines and Link isn't? Not even from Zelda? What's going on? Oneshot.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-14-06 - Complete10. The Power of Mew! » reviewsA lovely fic about the lives of the TMM characters! Randomness galore! Warning: Masaya bashing. -ABANDONED-Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 11-17-05 - Published: 4-4-0511. Jack's New Nickname! reviewsSarah gives Jack a pet name that he would rather not have anyone find out about. Oneshot.Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-6-05 - Complete12. Survivor: Creepy Mansion Thing » reviewsKagome and Sesshomaru get really pissed off at some people they know and find a way to get their ultimate revenge. -COMPLETE-Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-4-05 - Published: 4-5-04 - Complete13. The Lord of the Rings reviewsA LotR poem that can be sung to the tune of My Favorite Things, just because.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-3-04 - Complete
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