Hey yo so I will update soon.

In the meantime, here's my tumblr.

http://caffienatedennui.tumblr.com

If you talk to me on tumblr, please refer to my fan fictions as OR's stories, okay? I would rather not link the people who know me IRL to my stories.

It's not that I'm ashamed or anything, but I just like having my hideaway on another website. :D

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Onigiri: Japanese dish involving rice shaped in a triangle and a strip of seaweed around the middle. A portable and delicious snack, comes in different flavors.

Reject: To refuse to accept, submit to, believe, or make use of. To refuse to recognize or give affection to (a person). A person or thing rejected as not up to standard.

I am the Onigiri Reject.

Favorite Books: Bone, Harry Potter series, Crime and Punishment, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Inferno, Catcher and the Rye, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Silence of the Lambs, Skip Beat!, Fables, JtHM, Nightmares and Fairytales, Siddhartha, Winnie the Pooh, Fight Club, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Sandman series, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Omnivore's Dilemma, Gothic Charm School, Ouran High School Host Club

Favorite Games: Kingdom Hearts, Kiniro no Corda, Higurashi no naku koro ni, Tokimeki Memorial Girl's Side, POKEMON, Rock Band

Favorite Shows: SOUTH PARK, CSI, Invader Zim, Degrassi (80's and now), Haruhi Suzumiya no Yuutsu, Higurashi no Naku koro ni, Six Feet Under, Dexter, Hey Arnold, Spongebob Squarepants, Adventure Time, Drawn Together, Skins

Favorite Movies: Silence of the Lambs, the Notebook, Dodgeball, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle, Shrek, American Beauty, everything Disney before Lilo and Stitch, Fight Club, El Dorado, Donnie Darko, Amelie, Pooh's Grand Adventure, Cruel Intentions, Legally Blonde

Favorite music: Practically everything , but I'm currently really into: The Strokes, Radiohead, Built to Spill, Skins Soundtracks

Much love, and remember, my stories can be taken as satire or seriously, to me it's both.

Thank you very much!

~NOTE ABOUT CHAPTER NAMES~

I don't know how many people have noticed, but I've received questions about the names of the titles and how they relate to the story.

Waiting on an Enemy playlist (chapter names don't use all of them, but they're good songs):

1) Automatic Stop - The Stokes

2) Help! I'm alive- Metric

3) Heart in a Cage - The Stokes

4) The Greatest Man who Ever Lived - Weezer

5) High and Dry - Radiohead

6) Liar- Built to Spill

7) Yes I am - Radiohead

8) Don't Let Me Down - James Yorkston

9) You Walk Way Too Much - The Stokes

10) We Used to be Friends - The Dandy Warhols

11) I Would Hurt a Fly - Built to Spill

12) It's All Over - Broken Family Band

13) Don't Fear the Reaper- The Caesars

14) Time to Go - Keane

15) I Don't Care- Apocalyptica

16) We Might as Well be Strangers- Keane

17) Nothing to You - the Two Gallants

18) Feel The Pain - Dinosaur Jr.

19) The Times they are A-Changing- Bob Dylan

20) Satellite Heart- Anya Marina

OMG FAN ART?! Yes! Happiness!

Emily Cartman's drawing of Kyle's waitress dress- http://dontbepissy.deviantart.com/art/Kylie-132103204

Hydra-Lantern's comic of Kyle falling from Chapter 8- http://hydra-lantern.deviantart.com/art/8-Reality-Waiting-on-ur-Enemy-132220882

GalleyTrot's amazing pic of Cartman giving Kylie his coat!! (The dress is 100 accurate to what I imagine Kyle having!! YAYY!!) Beautiful! -http://xanderiffic.deviantart.com/art/Waiting-on-a-Bus-Stop-137390081

http://zebeck.tumblr.com/ --fanfic isn't showing me who did this right now but THANK YOU~

sillysimms123's picture of Kylie in waitress dress and Cartman wearing his updated jacket http://rosey-so-silly.deviantart.com/#/d2tv742

GO WORSHIP THEM! anyone else have any? PM ME! :)

1.5 Miles per Hour Playlist:

1) Everyday is Exactly the same by Nine Inch Nails

2) Somewhere Only We Know by Keane

3) Red Stars by the Birthday Massacre

4) Somebody Told Me by the Killers

5) Gives You Hell by The All-American Rejects

6) Come What May from Moulin Rouge

7) Give Me Novacaine by Green Day

8) Revenga by System of a Down

9) Stuttering by Ben's Brother

10) Friend or Foe by T.A.T.U.

11) Mad World by Micheal Andrews

12) Transatlanticism by Death Cab for Cutie

13) Hallelujah by Rufus Wainwright

14) All Fall Down by OneRepublic

15) Asleep by the Smiths (working on)

16) Something About Us by Daft Punk (working on)

Don't Suck My Balls Playlist:

1) Loathing from Wicked

2) The Rainbow by Ween

3) What do they know? by Mindless Self Indulgence

4) Breathe Me by SIA

5) Viva la Vida by Coldplay

6) I Need Some Sleep by the Eels

7) Submarine Symphonika by the Submarines

8) Apologize by OneRepublic

9) Fidelity by Regina Spektor

10) Unconditional by The Bravery

11) Scream from HSM 3

12) Strange and Beautiful (I'll Put a Spell on You) by Aqualung

13) Run by Snow Patrol

14) Desperate by David Archuleta

15) Ordinary Day by Vanessa Carlton

16) Do you Realize?? by the Flaming Lips

17) The First Single by Format

18) Dark Blue by Jack's Mannequin

19) Troubled Times by Fountains of Wayne

20) With All These Things That I've Done by the Killers

21) Hate Me by Blue October

22) How I Could Just Kill A Man by Charlotte Sometimes

23) Oh! Gravity. by Switchfoot

24) Teardrop by Massive Attack

25) Lullaby (Goodnight my Angel) by Billy Joel

26) Portions for Foxes by Rilo Kiley

27) Love and Memories by O.A.R.

28) Full Moon by the Black Ghosts

29) Pieces by Sum 41

30) Fix You by Coldplay

31) From Me to You by Tracy Johnson

32) Hurt by Nine Inch Nails

33) Pieces by the Bridges

34) I Should Tell You from Rent

35) August 28th, 3:30 AM by Automatic Loveletter (MY GUITAR TEACHER'S BAND!!)

36) What Have you Done now? by Within Temptation

37) Everywhere by Michelle Branch

38) I Will Follow You Into The Dark by Death Cab for Cutie

Story updates:

Waiting on an Enemy: In Progress-- about five chapters left

1.5 MPH: In Progress

Broken Worlds: Hiatus

Bella Diaries: Hiatus

Don't Suck My Balls: Complete

PS: I realize that beginning a sentence with the word 'So~' is improper grammar, however because this is my profile and supposedly my readers' window into my world, I try to write it more like how I actually speak.

Much love all of you.

PSS: I really hate all the new episodes of South Park. only through 12th season do I consider canon at this point.