| OnigiriReject |
Author has written 6 stories for South Park, and Twilight. Hey yo so I will update soon. In the meantime, here's my tumblr. http://caffienatedennui.tumblr.com If you talk to me on tumblr, please refer to my fan fictions as OR's stories, okay? I would rather not link the people who know me IRL to my stories. It's not that I'm ashamed or anything, but I just like having my hideaway on another website. :D /blahhhh]dffdh\ Onigiri: Japanese dish involving rice shaped in a triangle and a strip of seaweed around the middle. A portable and delicious snack, comes in different flavors. Reject: To refuse to accept, submit to, believe, or make use of. To refuse to recognize or give affection to (a person). A person or thing rejected as not up to standard. I am the Onigiri Reject. Favorite Books: Bone, Harry Potter series, Crime and Punishment, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Inferno, Catcher and the Rye, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Silence of the Lambs, Skip Beat!, Fables, JtHM, Nightmares and Fairytales, Siddhartha, Winnie the Pooh, Fight Club, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Sandman series, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Omnivore's Dilemma, Gothic Charm School, Ouran High School Host Club Favorite Games: Kingdom Hearts, Kiniro no Corda, Higurashi no naku koro ni, Tokimeki Memorial Girl's Side, POKEMON, Rock Band Favorite Shows: SOUTH PARK, CSI, Invader Zim, Degrassi (80's and now), Haruhi Suzumiya no Yuutsu, Higurashi no Naku koro ni, Six Feet Under, Dexter, Hey Arnold, Spongebob Squarepants, Adventure Time, Drawn Together, Skins Favorite Movies: Silence of the Lambs, the Notebook, Dodgeball, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle, Shrek, American Beauty, everything Disney before Lilo and Stitch, Fight Club, El Dorado, Donnie Darko, Amelie, Pooh's Grand Adventure, Cruel Intentions, Legally Blonde Favorite music: Practically everything , but I'm currently really into: The Strokes, Radiohead, Built to Spill, Skins Soundtracks Much love, and remember, my stories can be taken as satire or seriously, to me it's both. Thank you very much! ~NOTE ABOUT CHAPTER NAMES~ I don't know how many people have noticed, but I've received questions about the names of the titles and how they relate to the story. Waiting on an Enemy playlist (chapter names don't use all of them, but they're good songs): 1) Automatic Stop - The Stokes 2) Help! I'm alive- Metric 3) Heart in a Cage - The Stokes 4) The Greatest Man who Ever Lived - Weezer 5) High and Dry - Radiohead 6) Liar- Built to Spill 7) Yes I am - Radiohead 8) Don't Let Me Down - James Yorkston 9) You Walk Way Too Much - The Stokes 10) We Used to be Friends - The Dandy Warhols 11) I Would Hurt a Fly - Built to Spill 12) It's All Over - Broken Family Band 13) Don't Fear the Reaper- The Caesars 14) Time to Go - Keane 15) I Don't Care- Apocalyptica 16) We Might as Well be Strangers- Keane 17) Nothing to You - the Two Gallants 18) Feel The Pain - Dinosaur Jr. 19) The Times they are A-Changing- Bob Dylan 20) Satellite Heart- Anya Marina OMG FAN ART?! Yes! Happiness! Emily Cartman's drawing of Kyle's waitress dress- http://dontbepissy.deviantart.com/art/Kylie-132103204 Hydra-Lantern's comic of Kyle falling from Chapter 8- http://hydra-lantern.deviantart.com/art/8-Reality-Waiting-on-ur-Enemy-132220882 GalleyTrot's amazing pic of Cartman giving Kylie his coat!! (The dress is 100 accurate to what I imagine Kyle having!! YAYY!!) Beautiful! -http://xanderiffic.deviantart.com/art/Waiting-on-a-Bus-Stop-137390081 http://zebeck.tumblr.com/ --fanfic isn't showing me who did this right now but THANK YOU~ sillysimms123's picture of Kylie in waitress dress and Cartman wearing his updated jacket http://rosey-so-silly.deviantart.com/#/d2tv742 GO WORSHIP THEM! anyone else have any? PM ME! :) 1.5 Miles per Hour Playlist: 1) Everyday is Exactly the same by Nine Inch Nails 2) Somewhere Only We Know by Keane 3) Red Stars by the Birthday Massacre 4) Somebody Told Me by the Killers 5) Gives You Hell by The All-American Rejects 6) Come What May from Moulin Rouge 7) Give Me Novacaine by Green Day 8) Revenga by System of a Down 9) Stuttering by Ben's Brother 10) Friend or Foe by T.A.T.U. 11) Mad World by Micheal Andrews 12) Transatlanticism by Death Cab for Cutie 13) Hallelujah by Rufus Wainwright 14) All Fall Down by OneRepublic 15) Asleep by the Smiths (working on) 16) Something About Us by Daft Punk (working on) Don't Suck My Balls Playlist: 1) Loathing from Wicked 2) The Rainbow by Ween 3) What do they know? by Mindless Self Indulgence 4) Breathe Me by SIA 5) Viva la Vida by Coldplay 6) I Need Some Sleep by the Eels 7) Submarine Symphonika by the Submarines 8) Apologize by OneRepublic 9) Fidelity by Regina Spektor 10) Unconditional by The Bravery 11) Scream from HSM 3 12) Strange and Beautiful (I'll Put a Spell on You) by Aqualung 13) Run by Snow Patrol 14) Desperate by David Archuleta 15) Ordinary Day by Vanessa Carlton 16) Do you Realize?? by the Flaming Lips 17) The First Single by Format 18) Dark Blue by Jack's Mannequin 19) Troubled Times by Fountains of Wayne 20) With All These Things That I've Done by the Killers 21) Hate Me by Blue October 22) How I Could Just Kill A Man by Charlotte Sometimes 23) Oh! Gravity. by Switchfoot 24) Teardrop by Massive Attack 25) Lullaby (Goodnight my Angel) by Billy Joel 26) Portions for Foxes by Rilo Kiley 27) Love and Memories by O.A.R. 28) Full Moon by the Black Ghosts 29) Pieces by Sum 41 30) Fix You by Coldplay 31) From Me to You by Tracy Johnson 32) Hurt by Nine Inch Nails 33) Pieces by the Bridges 34) I Should Tell You from Rent 35) August 28th, 3:30 AM by Automatic Loveletter (MY GUITAR TEACHER'S BAND!!) 36) What Have you Done now? by Within Temptation 37) Everywhere by Michelle Branch 38) I Will Follow You Into The Dark by Death Cab for Cutie Story updates: Waiting on an Enemy: In Progress-- about five chapters left 1.5 MPH: In Progress Broken Worlds: Hiatus Bella Diaries: Hiatus Don't Suck My Balls: Complete PS: I realize that beginning a sentence with the word 'So~' is improper grammar, however because this is my profile and supposedly my readers' window into my world, I try to write it more like how I actually speak. Much love all of you. PSS: I really hate all the new episodes of South Park. only through 12th season do I consider canon at this point. | |||||||
1. Waiting on an Enemy » reviewsKyle is determined to earn enough money to live on his own in order to escape his home life, even if it means working as a waitress and serving Cartman every day. Even in their differences, maybe what they always needed was each other. KyCart and Stendy.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,849 - Reviews: 506 - Updated: 7-15-10 - Published: 7-6-09 - Kyle B. & Eric Cartman2. One point Five Miles per Hour » reviewsKyle and Stan have been best friends since they first met, Cartman and Kyle can't stand the sight of each other. But, it feels like something is about to happen that makes Kyle question all the friendships he once thought he understood. Style and KyCart.South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 219 - Updated: 2-8-10 - Published: 12-23-08 - Kyle B. & Eric Cartman3. Running on Empty reviewsKyle has to pay for his own insulin and winds up working with none other than Cartman. How will working in close quarters cause them to rethink their relationship, and each other? COLLAB between Soul Flash and Onigiri Reject. KyCart pairing.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-4-09 - Kyle B. & Eric Cartman4. Return to Imaginationland: The Broken Worlds reviewsKyle's science experiment goes awry, and the five boys get thrown back into Imaginationland, where things aren't as peaceful as they once were. Will the boys be able to fix Imaginationland and find their way home? No slash, millions of stories involved.South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-17-09 - Eric Cartman & Kyle B.5. Don't Suck My Balls » reviewsEric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski hate each other. They cannot stand the sight of each other, they argue every time they meet, disagree on everything... then why can't they keep themselves away from the other? KylexCartman slash.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 91,579 - Reviews: 641 - Updated: 1-5-09 - Published: 11-4-08 - Kyle B. & Eric Cartman - Complete6. The Bella Diaries: Tales of a Vampire Munchie reviewsTwilight from the POV of Bella's diary. Complete satire/humor, don't take it seriously. Ever wondered how the books would sound from Bella's perspective if it was as one-dimensional as she was? Only Twilight, not the others Yet !Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-11-08 - Bella & Edward