Hi. Well, what should I put here? Ummm . . . Well I'm a female . . . ok . . . I'm 26 and I live in the true down under, not Australia but New Zealand. Actually I don't know how Australia could be down under when its really not under at all, it's on the side. So, I live on the North Island in a place called Rotorua which has got lots of boiling mud and geysers and it stinks of sulphur. Not much happening there, it's a pretty average sized city (for NZ) but over all it's pretty boring. But that's what we have fiction for right?

I looooove Naruto (the anime, not him, he's kinda annoying) and I don't think you'll ever see me post something here that is not Naruto-related.

I can also be really moody, and my writing changes with my mood, so some stories will be bizarrely different from the others and you'll probably think my evil twin has taken over (which it probably has), but I'll always put appropriate warnings for those of you who only like the fluffy stuff. I also loooove crack pairings, which is why it's so wierd that my first fic I've posted is sasusaku, but oh well.

Anywho I'm working on several stories at the mo, see descriptions below:

STORIES IN THE PIPELINE:

Clandestine Heart: SasuSaku. Multi-chapter. In Progress. 9 chapters posted so far, see below.

Forbidden Fruits: JiraSaku. One-shot (In three parts, lol). In Progress. Part One & Two up now, see below.

Kamakiri: GenSaku. Multi-chapter. One chapter written so far but I've kinda lost my mojo for this puppy so it's on hold for a little while.
Plot Summary: Tsunade sends Genma and Sakura on a seduction/assassination mission to rid a small village of a nasty mob boss who has enslaved the town in a deadly cycle of corruption and criminal activity. Tsunade says when it comes to seduction Sakura is the best in the business. Genma doubts that very much. Major squabbling ensues, and of course eventuates in a gobsmacked Genma and some lemony-goodness!

Those Eyes: KakaSaku. Based on the song Those Eyes by Aussie band, Thirsty Merc. Entirely Kakashi's POV. Obssession-fic. Nuff said. Two Parts. Completed. See below.

Theres something about you girl
A mystery
I can't put my finger on
just what it could be
But ever since you walked in
A different energy
Has taken my mind and heart away

And you're crossing the room
and you're talking to me
and now I know what I see

Those eyes are gonna make me fall
One look I want it all
Those eyes
You've got me hypnotised
Those eyes are gonna see me through
Pretty girl, I'm loving you
Those eyes
have got me hypnotised

The Female of the Species: Multiple pairings but mainly will be OroSaku. Fic Based on the poem The Female of the Species by Rudyard Kipling. Will also contain SasuSaku, KakaSaku and one-sided ItaSaku. Multiple chapter fic, will be a MAMMOTH fic that will probably take a very long time to write, as it will span over many years of Sakura's life (hence the many pairings . . . no, I wouldn't make her quite so slutty, don't worry). Dark angst-ridden fic which will eventually focus mainly on Sakura's dramatically transformed personality and loyalties.
Plot Summary: A life full of love and then loss has made Sakura a cynic to love. Till she discovers a love she never thought would be possible again, even more powerful than ever before. But fate is cruel, and when her heart is ripped to shreds yet again, Sakura becomes a hollow shell, a shadow of her former self. Then one day an incident of self-preservation uncovers a dormant force inside her that awakens a power that no one ever thought possible. A force more powerful than the revered Uchiha and Jinchuuriki combined. Fleeing her native village Sakura embarks on a new life as a dangerous missing-nin, and with her new-found power crushes all who stand in her way. But someone is watching her. Someone with a power to rival her own. And when the two come face to face the girl who had resigned herself to never loving again is suddenly sucked into a black hole of the darkest and most dangerous affair in shinobi history. Their combined powers and intense connection make them an unstoppable force leaving death and destruction in their wake, and all hope of good defeating evil seems lost for ever. But when a love long forgotten impossibly resurfaces, which side will she choose? Good . . . or Evil?

A Life Forgotten: NejiSaku. Multi-chapter or One-shot, not sure yet.
Plot Summary: Sakura has failed at being a kunoichi, ridiculed by her peers and turned away by her friends and her shishou. But what is left for a used and abused kunoichi whose only skill is to seduce for a living? Yes, Sakura has become a prostitute. Living in the slums of Konoha and servicing the village's little known and well hidden seedy underworld, she has escaped the humiliation of confronting the faces of her past everyday, but at what cost? Day after day of giving her body to endless strangers but keeping her heart locked securely in an impenetrable safe inside her, and facing the inevitable prospect of a life forever without love, she believes this is her only future. But what happens when one of those faces from her past unknowingly shows up at her door? Can they help each other make a new start, and both learn to love again? Or is Sakura in too deep?

Ménage à trois: ItaSakuDei. One-shot. VERY naughty and dark threesome fic. Noncon. Will be very graphic. Not for the fainthearted.

The Wind & The Sea: MizuSaku. One-shot at this stage, might become multi-chapter. Romance/Tragedy. Based around an excerpt from the poem The Wind & The Sea by Paul Laurence Dunbar
Plot Summary: Touji Mizuki is on death row in Konoha prison for crimes against the village. Sakura is a prison medic, responsible for the health of the inmates. She prides herself on her ability to keep a professional distance from those who she knows don't have much longer in this world. But how could she have predicted she would discover love behind these impenetrable grey walls? And when the time comes to say goodbye, will she be strong enough after all?

The Underneath: SasuSaku / KakaSaku. Multi-chapter. Angst/Romance.
Plot Summary: Sakura Haruno’s life is everything she ever dreamed it would be. She’s head medic at Konoha Hospital, apprentice to the Fifth Hokage, she has lots of successful friends, and she is married to her childhood crush, the man of her dreams. At least, that is the image that is portrayed to everyone else. Beneath the surface however, Sakura’s life is hell. The dream-life that she had strived for her whole life was just that – a dream. In reality, her friends are shallow self-absorbed gold-diggers, her job is stressful, and she’s struggling to cope at work with her many recent absences. Absences that are becoming frequently necessary due to the many bruises and injuries she has been receiving lately. For beneath the mask of glamour, success, and beauty, Sakura has found herself trapped in a web of lies, neglect, and abuse, inflicted upon her by her controlling masochistic husband, a master of manipulation and pretence. But someone else has noticed the charade, and is deeply troubled by her suffering. Someone who cares for her more deeply than she ever imagined, and as Sakura soon discovers, he will stop at nothing to free her from the clutches of a man hell-bent on keeping her under his control forever.

Update 12-07-09: I'm working on this at the moment. See excerpts below:

'She was lying on the bed when she felt him.

At first she had jumped slightly in surprise when she felt his hands creeping along her. But she immediately recognised his touch and she closed her eyes and gave in to the sensations; fingers trembling across her shoulders, soft like whispers in the dark, his gentle touch such a paradox to the barbaric form of love which she had previously known. It was wrong for him to be here, wrong for him to touch her like this, they both knew it, and yet for some reason it just felt so right. This space and time was theirs and theirs alone, their own tiny little corner of paradise, and for once all she wanted was to be selfish and guard this fraction of heaven with her very life...'

'She didn’t want it, didn’t want any of it, didn’t want to feel the tightening of her abdomen and the burning deep within her thighs, didn’t want to hear the heady moans which flowed wantonly from her throat. But like his own personal puppet she played into his twisted game, because in the end, no matter how hard she tried to deny it there was one resounding truth which she simply could not avoid. Sakura Haruno loved Sasuke Uchiha. She always had and she supposed a part of her always would...'

Seven Deadly Sins: Seven Chapters. Various Pairings. Various Themes & Ratings.
Plot Summary: I was watching the History Channel the other day, and they had a series of documentaries on the Seven Deadly Sins, a different documentary for each sin. So it inspired me. A collection of one-shots --one for every deadly sin.

Chapter One: (best sin first! XD)

LUST or the Perversion of the Rokudaime Kaka/Saku Ok, so you should realise from the sin that this is going to be pretty dirty. I've half written this all ready and I almost don't know if I should post this on here. It's pretty graphic and probably only belongs on AFF, but I'm going to risk it and post it on here with lots of warnings. I wrote this because I realised in all of the KakaSaku I've ever read not many writers seem to want to portray Kakashi as a bad guy. It must be because his character on Naruto genuinely seems like he would be a nice guy I guess. Well anyway I thought, that's bullshit, I'm sure that I can write a believable fan fic with Kakashi playing the bad dude. So will it be believable? You be the judge.

Other Chapters: (in no particular order)

GLUTTONY or Chouji's New Addiction Ino/Chouji

ENVY or Blood Stained Regrets Kaka/Saku/Sasu

GREED or the Tale of the Legendary Sucker Tsunade/Jiraiya

PRIDE or the Bitch and the Brain Shika/Ino

WRATH or Let Me Show You My Hell Pein/Saku

SLOTH or Let the Clouds Roll By Saku/Shika

Please read, and if you like or even if you hate please review, because I'll rely on reviews to decide what direction the stories are going!

Here is a sasusaku picture I drew for Clandestine Heart

http://orochimaruismyman.deviantart.com/art/Found-You-90001730 Found You

And PLEASE check out my other Naruto fanart at my DeviantArt site here:

http://orochimaruismyman.deviantart.com My DeviantArt Page

Please? XD

And WOOHOO!! Go our beautiful boys the AB's!! yum XD

My favourite Naruto Couples (in order)

SakuOro (I know some people don't like it but, hello? look at my name and tell me you couldn't guess that)

KakaSaku

ItaSaku

Pretty much anyone with Sakura actually, especially crack pairings, like the following (i LOOOOVE crack pairings, they just brighten up my day, lol ):

JirayaxSakura XD

KotetsuxSakura (or IzumoxSakura, it doesn't matter which, they are both hot, lol)

SuigetsuxSakura

MizukixSakura (lol XP )

And many others. The wierder the better in my book. It makes it much more interesting than the usual old boring couples. They get tired very quickly (yawn)